File: Tarzan 3D.swf-(9.81 MB, 640x368, Other)
[_] Anon 2234911
>> [_] Anon 2234913 why?
>> [_] Anon 2234925 well that look fucking terrible
>> [_] Anon 2234926 I read "raped by apes" That would have been different.
>> [_] Anon 2234929 >># >># fucking this
>> [_] Anon 2234931 Avatar 2 coming soon amidoinitright?
>> [_] Anon 2234939 Wooow
>> [_] Anon 2234947 >chopper crash this isn't very good 3D >raised by apes so it's like a modern retelling of Tarzan for today's youth using sub-par 3D, not too bad I guess >meteor wat >"power the east coast for a-" and that's when I closed it.
>> [_] Anon 2234955 >># >># this
>> [_] Anon 2235017 >># HAHAHA I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING, it gets worse.
>> [_] Anon 2235020 needs more knishes
>> [_] Anon 2235022 why? who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>> [_] Anon 2235026 >># So much this.
>> [_] Anon 2235036 >># http://i.4cdn.org/f/src/Tarzan%203D%20%2 8UK%20Trailer%29.swf
>> [_] Anon 2235038 Just looked it up. Germans made it. Proves Germany was hit to hard in WW2.
>> [_] Anon 2235058 female lead sounds fucking terrible...

File: Tarzan 3D.swf-(9.81 MB, 640x368, Other)
[_] tarzan 3d 2155711
>> [_] Anon 2155724 Tarzan3D: Avatar edition.
>> [_] Anon 2155726 The fuck did I just watch? It's like the guys who did veggie tales tried to make an adaptation of Tarzan but were too lazy to finish the cliffnotes version and decided to fill the gaps in with plot points ripped from Avatar.
>> [_] Anon 2155727 please say its fake
>> [_] Anon 2155734 >># Nope
>> [_] Anon 2155748 oh god, they put fern gully, george of the jungle and tomb raider then put them through a shredder. then they got high and stitched together this pile of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2155750 Jane r34 when?
>> [_] Anon 2155752 >># you sick fuck, why would you want this load of crap 34ed
>> [_] Anon 2155768 fucking lold
>> [_] Anon 2155771 the way the models looks i thought it was a 3d flash porn with a beastiality theme. honestly disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2155780 >># Don't forget Avatar
>> [_] Anon 2155783 >># Refresh my memory... why is Tarzan in favor of perpetuating the energy crisis?
>> [_] Anon 2155787 Why isn't Tarzan British?
>> [_] 2155797 >># Because it exists
>> [_] Anon 2155802 >># because Tarzan live fine in forest with zero carbon footprint Tarzan think city man should live on paleolithic diet; eat much nuts and berries, not much battery farmed chicken or environmentally destructive beef. Energy crisis solved when city man no use electricity for everything Tarzan does with fists.
>> [_] Anon 2155804 so metior uhh
>> [_] Anon 2155808 At least, Tarzan shaves his body!
>> [_] Anon 2155812 I was like "oh yeah, this looks pretty cute" And then I heard the words "Earth was struck by an extraterrestrial object" You know what would have been better than that? FUCKING ANYTHING. They had like 20 dudes working on this movie plot, and they came up with that? FUCK'N IDIOTS.
>> [_] Anon 2155824 >># um ferngully = avatar
>> [_] Anon 2155877 BUHH BAD CORPORATIONS BUHH WE MUST SAVE DUH ENVIRONMENT BUHH GREEN ENERGY
>> [_] Anon 2155888 i thought he was goning to say George, i was way off
>> [_] Anon 2155894 wait, don't go wooww.

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[_] by the animators that brought you clutch cargo Anon 2152470 3deeznutz Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2152475 Why is Tarzan always portrayed as beardless and without any body hair?
>> [_] Anon 2152481 weak as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2152482 >># yea....this has always bothered me about him. He looks damn clean shaven
>> [_] Anon 2152485 i want full 3d of him fucking her silly
>> [_] Anon 2152491 >a rock the size of the pebble can power the east coast for a month Wow, nature really needs to be preserved when you could use this new source of fuel to power the globe for years instead of burning fossil fuels that will harm ALL the environments
>> [_] Anon 2152492 Insert "CORPORATIONS NEED SPACE METAL" into classic (yet already ridiculous) story = totally not what Avatar did but not even changing the name this time
>> [_] Anon 2152495 >># >># Will there ever be a movie where the EVIL CORPORATION's side of the case is shown to be better than the hippies' alternative?
>> [_] Anon 2152496 >qt blonde notices tarzan >Wait! Don't go! >WOOOOOOOOOOW. stopped right fucking there.
>> [_] Anon 2152498 >># Just once I want to hear: "without this, >>#"
>> [_] Anon 2152502 >># >STOP GLOBAL WARMING vs. PRESERVE NATURE it's a hippie's nightmare
>> [_] Anon 2152503 >># NO COMPROMISES! ONE NIGHT ONLY! BE THERE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2152505 >># actually, that meteor invaded nature. so removing it would bring back balance. I'm siding with the corps on this. weak-Tarzan and ditzy-Jane can climb a all of cocks.
>> [_] Anon 2152507 >># I stopped when I saw the helicopter and stupid 3d models lolz
>> [_] Anon 2152508 >tarzan notices qt blonde >not raping her >leaving >Wait! Don't go! 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2152510 So a film plgarising both Disney's Tarzan and Avatar? Please tell me the public isn't too retarded to notice this. I bet you they are though.
>> [_] Anon 2152560 >># It's going to sell tickets either way.
>> [_] Anon 2152567 >># Meh. Global warming is a hoax anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2152584 >Tarzavatar
>> [_] Anon 2152590 >># I don't think it's a hoax, I think it's a cycle. From ice age to thaw and back again. Speeding up the process by a tiny amount is not worth worrying about.
>> [_] Anon 2152592 fuck my ass spirits within looked way better than this when it was? 1996 ?
>> [_] Anon 2152603 >># Not only that, he would never understand a single word of whatever Jane said. Feral children can't understand human language, since first language acquisition happens in early childhood. It would be akin to a person trying to speak with a gorilla straight from the jungle Also he would easily die from fighting gorillas, you can slide in trees like that, etc etc