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[_] Anon 3493434
>> [_] Anon 3493435 payback for the nukes
>> [_] Anon 3493467 >># living the dream

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[_] Anon 3471628 POST-SATURDAY
>> [_] Anon 3471663 >># a real american hero

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[_] Living the Dream Anon 3435859
>> [_] Anon 3435881 I genuinely can't even tell if these are fake subtitles.
>> [_] Anon 3435882 >># Wondering the same. I absolutely love it but does anyone have good background on this?
>> [_] Anon 3435883 >># my limited japanese skills tell me what David is saying is accurate, at least
>> [_] Anon 3435884 >># god I wish that was me >># >tfw no gf is in the sub Probably fake desu
>> [_] Anon 3435891 feel kinda bad for the guy, he doesn't seem to have a good enough understanding of the language to catch the nuance that they're mocking him. Or at least the subs make it seem that way. got bullied in America, fled to Japan and still is bullied. I hope debido-kun found a better path in life.
>> [_] Anon 3435893 Here's an analysis of the video where the writer feels like the translation is intentionally mean-spirited to make David seem more foolish than he is. https://nihone.wordpress.com/2015/02/18/ in-defense-of-david-kun-part-i-of-ii/ https://nihone.wordpress.com/2015/02/24/ in-defense-of-david-kun-part-ii-of-ii/ (with a surprise guest appearance by Schlomo Judenshekel)

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[_] Anon 3427129 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3427148 man you cant see shit, do you have a youtube link or something
>> [_] Anon 3427155 >># not much better but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk
>> [_] Anon 3427159 david-kun is the manifestation of all the ills of otaku
>> [_] Anon 3427220 >># >jesus >fucking >CHRIST

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[_] Anon 3416347

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[_] based DAVIDO-KUN Anon 3412714
>> [_] Anon 3412716 >># may i have the sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3412717 he is too based for this world. thanks for uploading
>> [_] Anon 3412718 >># He got to be a fat fucking weeb on his parent's money and the Japanese won't do anything but give him sideways looks for it. This guy had his shit figured out, and I'm jealous of him for it

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[_] jealous tbh Anon 3215625 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3215629 CAN WE GET ANYMORE COMPRESSED
>> [_] Anon 3215630 I get that this is comedy and this guy is kind of a loser. But come on, this guy let's them in his apartment and they just sort of shit on him. He takes it pretty well but these guys seem pretty dickish
>> [_] Anon 3215631 >># haha chill out davido you don't need to get all rustled
>> [_] Anon 3215689 >># they see him as part of a problem, animals like "Davido" make everyone think that being Japanese is being Otaku and dancing around like a girl
>> [_] Anon 3215690 >># it's davido-kun you baka gaijin
>> [_] Anon 3215692 >># Think what it would be like if a bunch of foreign, out of shape people starting immigrating to your hometown wearing ten-gallon hats and cowboy boots, speaking shitty English, own a bunch of Disney and cartoon network posters, figurines, and shirts, and were constantly shaking hands with you. And then imagine that there's enough people doing it that it's actually becoming a problem. I can see where it would be fun to mess with people like that.
>> [_] Anon 3215715 >># That sounds a lot like mexicans desu.
>> [_] Anon 3215720 >># This is mistranslated for laughs.
>> [_] Anon 3215723 >># I wouldn't give even half a shit as long as they don't break/steal/rape anything. that fat ball of bad genetics and poor life choices isn't hurting anything but himself and at least appeared to try and be friendly.
>> [_] Anon 3215753 >># That's everyone that lives here already.
>> [_] Anon 3215768 >># you forgot the clapping
>> [_] Anon 3215783 >># How the fuck did he escape OHIO???
>> [_] Anon 3215786 >># I giggled.
>> [_] Anon 3215787 >># rich parents
>> [_] Anon 3215800 >># I'll take Beaners for 300 please

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[_] /jp/ goes to Japan! Anon 3183832 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3183865 Truly a piece of human disgreace
>> [_] Anon 3183893 Wow. Just... wow
>> [_] Anon 3183897 >># https://s.4cdn.org/image/title/202.jpg >>#
>> [_] Anon 3183914 Real /jp/ers don't leave their house, dummy.
>> [_] Anon 3183952 Anyone know sauce on the show

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[_] /a/ goes to Japan Anon 3170737 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3170765 I hope they went to see the 4328 girl after.
>> [_] Anon 3170846 What show is this?
>> [_] Anon 3170869 damn any sauce on this?
>> [_] Anon 3170889 >># post the non pixelated version next time you fuck
>> [_] Anon 3170919 >># You are going to be dissapointed to find that there is no non pixelated version out there.
>> [_] Anon 3170946 >># He won't, because I remember seeing it in decent quality.
>> [_] Anon 3170952 much better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk

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[_] When /jp/ goes to Japan Anon 3164006 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3164008 Nameko I can handle. This I can't.
>> [_] Anon 3164009 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3164014 when i grow up i want to be like davido-kun
>> [_] Anon 3164042 Always lose it when he actually refers to himself as "david-o"
>> [_] Anon 3164044 Dude look they have faces! https://youtu.be/d2FGgYp6mdk
>> [_] Anon 3164069 Oh my fucking God, this is just hilariously sad. I think he fapped himself to sleep later that night.
>> [_] Anon 3164129 hard to watch

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>> Anon 29708 [IMG] real japan text watermark anime funny weeaboo LIVIN_THE...swf (9.81 MiB) 320x240, Uncompressed. 11955 frames, 25 fps (07:58). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]

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[_] Anon 3017740 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3017771 fat weeaboo piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 3017825 >># >2 douchebags talk their way into your home >Spend the whole time actively insulting you >you just smiiiiiiile this isn't regular beta male, this is...ADVANCED beta male
>> [_] Anon 3017828 >># >ADVANCED beta male those are called omega please refer to this chart if you're not sure next time http://i.imgur.com/LcLQUog.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3017838 >># H-hey man..you don't gotta be a jerk about it...was just a simple mistake man...
>> [_] Anon 3017871 >># It wasn't supposed that only the one who are in the struggle for social power/rank in the wolves packs are categorized according to their leader role?

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[_] Anon 3007531
>> [_] Anon 3007543 I love how they just shamelessly mock the fat bastard.

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[_] Anon 3002364
>> [_] Anon 3002418 every time I watch this I feel bad for him
>> [_] Anon 3002430 He must have had an anxiety attack later, poor guy.
>> [_] Anon 3002447 he's pathetic of course but i really just feel bad for him
>> [_] Anon 3002449 This is so painful to watch, I didn't even finish

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[_] Anon 2990402 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2990424 lost at 21 numbers years old
>> [_] Anon 2990426 The whole thing is fucking hilarious, like the guy watches just enough anime to have the fluency of an autistic 2 year old Japanese kid and the hosts just make so much fun of him because of that.
>> [_] Anon 2990427 I almost, "almost" feel sorry for the poor bastard. The hosts are just incessantly dogging on him and he doesnt know the fucking difference lmao.
>> [_] Anon 2990472 >># do we know those subtitles are legitimate?
>> [_] Anon 2990484 >># Exactly. Bullying and making fun of people with disabilities. Never gets old, does it?
>> [_] Anon 2990512 That was amazing. What show is this?
>> [_] Anon 2990517 >># Did you not see all the posters on his wall and the album? Even if the subtitles exaggerate what he says, he's still cringey just for those.
>> [_] Anon 2990519 >># They are. Most of it was pretty much a literal translation.

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[_] 2016 Life Goals Anon 2989218
>> [_] Anon 2989236 >># Wish my parents payed for my hentai
>> [_] Anon 2989280 >># all of my rage.
>> [_] Anon 2989281 >># Ah... what assholes those guys are. I feel so bad for the weeaboo guy hah...
>> [_] Anon 2989370 >># On the one hand these tiny asian shitheads are 5'4" and built like skeletons and deserve to lose a few teeth for being giant shitbags. On the other this giant faggot needs to get a job in a slaughterhouse and carry around some boxes or something. Toughen up and learn to hide his power level a little bit.
>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 2989376 Interesting

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[_] Anon 2976204 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2976224 lol where is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2976229 walked into a cringe post
>> [_] Anon 2976230 I'm still watching it.So many facepalms...
>> [_] Anon 2976233 wow those guys were fucktards japan realy is fucked
>> [_] Anon 2976242 >># can i have this in better quality? source? smth?
>> [_] Anon 2976249 If japan has a show where all they do is shit all over fat fucking weaboos who think if they move to japan all their stupid anime dreams will come true I would watch the SHIT out of it.
>> [_] Anon 2976269 Japan is full of savages
>> [_] Anon 2976287 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk Slightly better quality
>> [_] Anon 2976289 I really want some sauce for this
>> [_] Anon 2976307 Based Deivido-kun
>> [_] Anon 2976318 >># >>>/b/
>> [_] Anon 2976325 Minus 8 WHY
>> [_] Anon 2976331 >># Just go to /o/ for the lulz
>> [_] Anon 2976392 weebs btfo. Reminder that anime is degeneracy

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[_] Anon 2974850
>> [_] Anon 2974893 Where I can watch more of this?
>> [_] Anon 2974930 That was brutal to watch.. they completely made an ass of him in here and he just took it like a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2974948 >># Nips can be really vicious sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 2974970 >># He was probably just happy that someone was talking to him.
>> [_] Anon 2974974 >># >they completely made an ass of him >"What is your name?" >"Davido" He made an ass of himself

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[_] Anon 2974069
>> [_] Anon 2974073 >># Okay what episode was this from?

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[_] Anon 2972757
>> [_] SEGA 2972760 >RIVIN
>> [_] Anon 2972773 this is the greatest thing i have seen this year
>> [_] Anon 2972776 >I am 21 numbers holy shit I'm glad to see that japanese people hate weebs too
>> [_] Anon 2972780 Here's the video with better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk
>> [_] Anon 2972782 >># Why wouldn't they? Would you greet with a warm "welcome, fellow american!" to a fat, weak, cowboy hat wearing Indian that begs for approval by quoting John Wayne and Clint Eastwood all the time, while talking to you in butchered english? And for gods sake, isn't he even slightly self-aware? How can he survive there at all?
>> [_] Anon 2972826 >># white people. lol
>> [_] Anon 2972836 >you will never be a self-ignorant weeb in Japan who just doesn't give a shit about what everyone else thinks of him Sometimes I wish I was autistic too.
>> [_] Anon 2972888 The best part is that animu teaches him to be nice to bullies

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[_] Anon 2936420
>> [_] Anon 2936455 >># Prolly the best day of davido's life
>> [_] Anon 2936471 Just the sight of the two nips walking makes me cringe at this point
>> [_] Anon 2936500 >># never forget davido
>> [_] Anon 2936519 This... This is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2936554 they dont want him there :VVV
>> [_] Anon 2936576 >># hahaha, same here. I closed it as soon as I saw what it was
>> [_] Anon 2936582 i seriously had trouble finishing this. holy fucking autistic shut-in batman, that was ridiculous.
>> [_] labzero hater 2936584 Oww.. just oww.
>> [_] Anon 2936593 boy am i excited to learn japanese

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[_] Anon 2882207 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2882223 >i am 21 numbers always the best
>> [_] Anon 2882268 >># He says "年は21", or "age is 21" Subtitles make it seem worse than it is. Still a huge faggot though.
>> [_] Anon 2882286 made me cringe hard
>> [_] Anon 2882294 this was really painfull to watch
>> [_] Anon 2882296 >># that is just the literal jap translation shit
>> [_] Anon 2882301 Not the first time I've seen it not the first time I've cried
>> [_] Anon 2882325 HARRO... IM COWBOY TANAKA
>> [_] Anon 2882329 [EXASPERATED NOISE]
>> [_] Anon 2882345 >># so do they actually have him meet the girl he likes that lives somewhere else in the building?
>> [_] Anon 2882357 what's the original video?
>> [_] Anon 2882358 >># http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/8 1278113/

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[_] Anon 2867072
>> [_] Anon 2867087 oh god the cringle level is too high. I feel bad for davido-kun though...
>> [_] Anon 2867089 >># don't, he's barely sentient
>> [_] Anon 2867104 nope ... he is just a loser , damnt i'm a otaku as well , but i was fat 3 years ago and now i'm slim and muscular , i needed for my job as a pilot , i'm not into "maido" but i watch all interesting anime without being a such a loser , if someone was going to moch me like that i would stuck his head and the rest of the microjappo body in the damnt wall
>> [_] Anon 2867109 >># good thing you don't have to be literate to fly right?
>> [_] Anon 2867116 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2867117 >># I just assumed he was flying high
>> [_] Anon 2867125 I want to kill this fucking aberration
>> [_] Anon 2867224 >># LOOK AT ME, I LIKE THE ANIMU BUT NOT THAT 99% ANIMU, ONLY THAT FOR THE KEEEWL KIDS
>> [_] Anon 2867227 this is the single most depressing thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
>> [_] Anon 2867230 >># You're just as cancerous as davido-kun Please do the world a favour and fucking crash into the side of a mountain or something.

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[_] fun in japan Anon 2866438 fuck me Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2866447 ogod this was so bad i couldnt even finish it
>> [_] Anon 2866468 [Exasperated noise]
>> [_] Anon 2866473 >># I got to the dance part and was like I can't finish this this is way too fucked.
>> [_] Uncle 2866474 >># same
>> [_] Anon 2866485 my stomach cringes for this poor sap.
>> [_] Anon 2866523 i don't understand how people can be like this as well as being completely honest about it this guy is full of the wrong kind of self confidence
>> [_] Anon 2866565 ECH
>> [_] Anon 2866569 "My parents have lots of money." I wish my parents didn't give a shit and were so ashamed of me they sent me to a different country and funded my weird existence there.
>> [_] Anon 2866582 for fucks sake, I have to pause this and bury my head under my pillow and laugh for like 3 minutes at a time before I can keep watching. this is incredibly cringe-worthy
>> [_] Anon 2866587 This is downright tragic. AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
>> [_] Anon 2866589 >># >self confidence Or hes just a push over like every other human being on this planet? He doesnt have the confidence to be himself. He lacks the confidence to tell people to get out.
>> [_] Anon 2866590 I love it how these Japanese guys constantly shame him and he only continues to feed the fire. This wouldn't have been nearly as funny without his cringe-worthy responses.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2866592 nice tu meet chu How old are you? 21 numbers. Have you ever been to akiba? *stares* *staring intensifies* *Mouth opens and he roars* "AKIHABARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>> [_] Anon 2866594 The funny thing is this guy looks like he could snap the two japs like twigs. He just needs to straighten his spine and cross him arms and just grunt answers at people then he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2866595 >># Or he would just look like a fat, autistic, and now angry nerd.

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[_] weaboo wednesday Anon 2800663 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2800667 it hurts
>> [_] Anon 2800727 >study Japanese for years because my great uncle married a japanese woman and lives in Japan >wanted to meet them and learn more about Japans history and what it was like for them between 1950 - 1970 >Study my ass off and get a degree a BA in Japanese and MA in Translation all paid for by myself >finally get to Japan and faggots like this were not only in all of my classes but are flooding the streets It really is no wonder why Japan is starting to hate white people even more.
>> [_] Anon 2800728 and then you realize that watching any sort of anime basically makes you this person
>> [_] Anon 2800734 It's kind of funny, they look down on this guy like I look down on niggers. But truly the victims are just embracing a culture.
>> [_] Anon 2800746 10/10 would cringe again
>> [_] Anon 2800752 In retrospect their really is not that much of a difference between otaku's and say dungeon and dragons, video game, and cape comic book nerds. However, the thing that gives otaku's a creepier edge is that whole moe cute anime girls obsession. Flaunting over a dude in tights and a mask is probably equally stupid but there is just something that makes you feel sad when you see a big guy going googly eye over over their boobtastically cute cat girls, maids, and Japanese high school girl figurines. Although personally i think all of them are completely fine. Its all fictional anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2800765 >># >mfw I realized this and all my friend were like this guy >># and then I started distancing myself from otaku culture in real life even further What have I done...
>> [_] Anon 2800796 ダビド君は確かに／ｆ／をたくさん好きです。
>> [_] stop the pain 2800814 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh 5pc
>> [_] Anon 2800825 What was the circumstance for this? Is this like a talk show where these guys go around filming weebs? it's hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2800851 >># Holy shit, what's this from? Any YouTube links or anything?
>> [_] Anon 2800868 they were being kinda mean damn, idk i definitely see the flaws in that shit and i'm no white knight but i could never walk into somebody's home and talk shit like that to them disrespectful as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2800881 because of faggots like this I'll never have the guts to step foot in Japan. Probably for the better.
>> [_] Anon 2800888 >># You shouldn't think like that. It doesn't matter where you are, people look down on Otakus or make fun of them, However, Japs don't hate travelers. I live there
>> [_] Anon 2800894 >># wow you're a good person
>> [_] Anon 2800909 i didnt realize that the japs were such bullies

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[_] Living the Dream Anon 2792743
>> [_] Anon 2792744 this can't be real
>> [_] Anon 2792753 Walmart guy in Japan
>> [_] Anon 2792768 Are these people not aware of themselves?
>> [_] Anon 2792771 >click >open >see these two >remember where this is headed NOPE.AVI. Stay the hell away from you, you unholy, flaming abomination!
>> [_] Anon 2792776 I can never decide who I dislike more, Davido or the two Japanese dudes.
>> [_] Anon 2792781 its official murica you are an international joke
>> [_] Anon 2792783 >># pls give spoilers
>> [_] Anon 2792795 >># Davido is a fly ass cunt with sick dance moves, who is living his dreams and these Japanese men are interviewing this marvelous beast in awe.
>> [_] Anon 2792820 >Ohio why are there so many shit people here and from here?

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[_] Anon 2707329
>> [_] Anon 2707340 david you weeb, eh who am I kidding 4 chan is weeb central if you think about it. I'm fine with that.
>> [_] Anon 2707359 daivido-kun!!!
>> [_] Kman 2707363 I can't believe he didn't catch on to their sarcasm and insults quicker. What a baka.
>> [_] Anon 2707370 >># Lurk more.
>> [_] Anon 2707376 >># tell 'em senpai
>> [_] Anon 2707392 source?
>> [_] Anon 2707396 >># here ya go bud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk
>> [_] Anon 2707398 >># Thanks!
>> [_] ハピバスデイ。。。か？ 2707402 Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK this hurts to watch and my name is in japanese for fuck's sake
>> [_] Anon 2707411 >># lol'd.

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[_] Is this not what you wanted? Anon 2700650 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2700655 日本語人は豚がです。
>> [_] GASOLINE DREAMS 2700657 >># JESUS CHRIST. THE CRINGE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE...
>> [_] GASOLINE DREAMS 2700660 >># KEK
>> [_] Anon 2700662 >harro yep
>> [_] Anon 2700663 Why are they being such dicks to him?
>> [_] Anon 2700665 >># cuz he's a loser. but i must say, davido seems to know this and is totally owning it. so kudos to him i guess.
>> [_] Anon 2700667 >># Yeah, I'll give him that, he rolled with the punches pretty well. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or thankful that the interviewers didn't take him to meet the hot girl upstairs.
>> [_] Anon 2700670 >># lelelelelelel
>> [_] Anon 2700672 >># I watched this while vip-sources.swf played. Tropico 3 Para Ponertelo, came on, just as he got into the dancing bit. It was hilarious. I highly recommend the same to all.
>> [_] Anon 2700674 > Davido went to Japan thinking he'd have the biggest dick. >Davido has neither the biggest dick nor was the biggest dick. >Davido should have went to Germany instead, live the high life.
>> [_] Anon 2700678 >># holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2700709 I want to go to room 4328
>> [_] Anon 2700715 Japan was completely normal, then the "Enola Gay", the Japanese began behaving bizarrely. Now this fat Murican, four eyes and autism has become a otacrap without dignity due to radiation. Merica you are at fault for all this
>> [_] Anon 2700719 Those japs look really underweight. I don't think their eating enough top ramen
>> [_] Anon 2700754 "When are you going back to Ohio? We want you to leave." hahahahahaaha
>> [_] Anon 2700756 Davido... had a hard life.
>> [_] Anon 2700757 anybody know the name of this show?
>> [_] Anon 2700759 >># japanese are usually thin. i think it's natural for them
>> [_] Anon 2700767 >># 日本語人 'nihongojin' Kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2700787 >># lol'd at nihongojin.....lrn2kanji fag
>> [_] Anon 2700788 >># Yeah this what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2700803 >># 'About the Japanese language-people, the pig is.' You can't even weeb corrrectly.
>> [_] Anon 2700810 >># Google Translate/10
>> [_] Anon 2700817 >># >"When are you going back to Japan? We want you to leave." That would be considered racist here.
>> [_] Anon 2700823 >># They didn't actually say that he just asked when he's leaving but you're right, people would make it into a race issue instead of a 'this person is a fucking embarrassment of a human being' issue if it were in the US or another English-speaking country.
>> [_] Anon 2700824 >># This is why it always confuses me when I see SJWs talking about how much they love Glorious Nippon. The Japanese are racist as fuck.

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[_] Anon 2648092
>> [_] Anon 2648095 I don't understand what are these people even thinking. They clearly wanted to visit/live in Japan because of anime, so why do they think they will succeed being fat stupid fucks when clearly most of the fucking characters in these cartoons are skinny, gifted and special? Autism and down syndrome aren't special, dammit.
>> [_] Anon 2648103 >># B-b-but anon... Most protagonists are dumb! Like me! I-i-if I go to Glorious Nippon, I'll get a full harem! Just like in my japanese animes! [spoiler]right?[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2648113 >># I so happy they made fun of this zilch I like anime too but this man child is an awful person who waste a good apartment
>> [_] Anon 2648121 If he's living in Japan, can't he at least learn the language enough to know when people are making fun of him?
>> [_] Anon 2648122 >># no, because he learnt from anime. also hes a lazy faggot weaboo piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2648128 >># What is this from? Some Japanese TV show?
>> [_] Anon 2648129 >being a fat NEET who spends money given by parents on otaku items >not knowing enough of a language to realize that you are being made fun of >having what you like plastered all over the wall >having that many keychains on your phone He deserved it.
>> [_] Anon 2648130 Even japansese are laughing at his weebotry, holy shit i feel so sad and angry.
>> [_] Anon 2648132 >># Why are those two such dicks
>> [_] Anon 2648134 Source video? I need decent quality
>> [_] Anon 2648135 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6 mdk It still looks like shit
>> [_] Anon 2648136 >># lol, he knows exactly what they're doing why do think he became a fucking weabo in the first place? he didn't reject his on culture, it rejected him so he sought something else. He's used to being bullied.
>> [_] Anon 2648138 >># he said he was studying... NEET - Not in Education, Employment, or Training
>> [_] Anon 2648141 >># Ah shit, I didn't notice that at first. That being said, there was no need to "immerse" yourself into Japanese culture that much.
>> [_] Anon 2648144 >># >skinny, gifted and special? Nah they're autistic too.
>> [_] Anon 2648145 >># But skinny.
>> [_] Anon 2648146 >># yeye that's true I find western cartoons are autistic in a hilarious way whereas japanese ones are more of an absolute cringe type of autistic.
>> [_] Anon 2648148 >># They're bringing up reasonable points. But that's japanese people for you, quite xenophobic, which makes me wonder why anyone considers moving there. I'd go there to visit for fun, or worst case I'd move to Okaido, which is known to be slightly more open to foreigners.
>> [_] Anon 2648152 >># also, he knew that he was being made fun of, he knew exactly what they were doing
>> [_] Anon 2648154 >># I think he was trolling them honestly :^)
>> [_] Anon 2648155 >># >Davido was only pretending to be retarded
>> [_] Anon 2648156 >># http://smt.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c68f553 ef01310ff3f483970c-pi
>> [_] Anon 2648162 >># Fuuuuck man that was painful. im so glad im not ichi go anymore, because if i had continued the trend of being a gaijin otaku this would have been my fate.
>> [_] Anon 2648166 >># Instead your just posting on \f\
>> [_] Anon 2648182 >># >\f\
>> [_] Anon 2648185 >># >i-i can judge a whole medium because it's cool, r-right?
>> [_] Anon 2648187 >># >ichi go >gaijin otaku Stop.
>> [_] Anon 2648193 No one sane would ever want to move to Japan. I'd move to the most backwards slavic country before moving there.
>> [_] Anon 2648212 >># i find your posts autistic
>> [_] Anon 2648245 >># There is being someone that appreciates Japan culture, then there are faggots that are weeaboos that are obsessive over not Japanese culture, just a very small niche of it because "muh glorious nippon". Even /jp/ hate people like this. Even the original /a/ userbase that were mostly conventiontards hate people like this. (since, you know, /a/ are all new now) Even people that play rape games and have love pillows are better than these people. (and are even more accepted by Japanese society more)
>> [_] Anon 2648257 >># He did what he had to in order to minimize the drama. People who are bullied become very good at that.
>> [_] Anon 2648266 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS TO WATCH I'M CRINGING SO HARD I'M CRAMPING

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[_] davido-kun Anon 2612518
>> [_] Anon 2612549 >># ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2612555 >># this is what happens when you push your weebfaggotry too far
>> [_] Anon 2612593 Being a faggot weeabo shit is a luxury nowadays
>> [_] Anon 2612631 >># わたしはデイビドくんですよ　：３３３３３３　ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
>> [_] Anon 2612635 >># God damn weeaboos ruining Ohio's already pleb-tier reputation.
>> [_] Anon 2612647 >># so you better start to be some kind of productive weeb to make it even

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[_] david-o Anon 2597013 every non japanese anime watching person's dream
>> [_] Anon 2597014 >># fuck. youtube link?
>> [_] Anon 2597016 I can't even watch it to the end
>> [_] Anon 2597018 >># learn to google you fucking butthole
>> [_] Anon 2597019 Eh, no katanas and fedoras anywhere?!?!! *teleports away*
>> [_] Anon 2597020 Deivido san is such a nice person...
>> [_] Anon 2597024 >># Yeah same... And I am someone who has seen some really horrific stuff. This kind of stuff... I just can't watch it...
>> [_] Anon 2597045 that dance of virginity
>> [_] Anon 2597051 we are all going to make it just need to watch more animu
>> [_] Anon 2597052 >># I'd probably be part of pain olympics rather than watching cringeworthy things
>> [_] Anon 2597054 >># Yes, young padawan, to absorb the spirit of Moonspeach and Nippon one must watch chinese cartoons for little girls daily. Only so can you become a true Cheddar.
>> [_] Anon 2597064 Shit, I hadn't watched Davido-kun in a long while.
>> [_] Anon 2597106 hnnnnnnnnng 2 e0ph0r1c

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[_] [U][T][I][S][M] NEVER STOPS Tripfag 2594000 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2594001 Don't japanese people actually hate people like him? like, a lot?
>> [_] Anon 2594004 the dream became reality all hail Davido-kun
>> [_] silly face poster 2594008 this is why we try to keep anime away from s4s
>> [_] Anon 2594010 >># are you afraid of the dream???
>> [_] Anon 2594011 >># No shit. Don't b like David-o.
>> [_] Anon 2594012 >># Don't people like you obviously baiting and ,,trelling lel le maymay'' belong to the nowadays shitty /b/?
>> [_] Anon 2594018 >># This is bait
>> [_] Anon 2594022 >># What is this even meant to mean english is not his first language
>> [_] Anon 2594041 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2594051 >># That's so fucking depressing. Just the tip of the spear of American betas ... and they're representing us abroad.
>> [_] Anon 2594065 >># I'm also here. I just fucked a Lithuanian girl last night and a Polish girl a week ago. So don't worry. I'm making up for it.
>> [_] nice trips 2594079 davido-kun has a trigger reaction to the moe music.
>> [_] Anon 2594104 what is this from is it like a tv show? and if show ware can I watch it or do they only target americans.
>> [_] Anon 2594106 >># they don't hate him, they're just fucking with him because it's funny
>> [_] Anon 2594108 >># do you have the video?, its so low res
>> [_] Anon 2594109 So glad I'm European so I don't get associated to these kind of people when I take trips in foreign countries.
>> [_] Anon 2594140 >># Oh you, weabooism is an international plague. If you look hard enough, you'll see that you can find a david-o in every country with an internet connection. But him being fat and from Ohio does make this extra hilarious.
>> [_] not strelok 2594172 >># weeb detected
>> [_] Anon 2594180 whats this from? can anyone tell me?

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>> [_] Silky !skYzWSI52g 2557923 that hurt to watch
>> [_] Anon 2557940 Ouch... Poor guy. Doesn't understand a thing.
>> [_] Anon 2557952 i would totally wear an eva shirt
>> [_] Anon 2557953 It seems as though the Nips have lost their fear of Americans. Looks like two bombs wasn't enough.
>> [_] Anon 2557980 >># Wow, its like he doesnt even know how much he's embarrassing us.
>> [_] Anon 2557982 Davido-kun is just being respectful to Japanese comedians. It's not like he is in a position to care about what others think.
>> [_] Anon 2557989 >># It doesn't matter how much he embarrasses us. The Nips will never overcome the humiliation of losing a war that they started with one of the most stunning victories in history.
>> [_] Anon 2558004 >># Fuck these Nips, shit I'm pissed. December 7th remember Pearl Harbor! Remember the USS Arizona, USS Oklahoma, USS West Virginia, USS Tennessee, USS California, USS Nevada, USS Shaw, USS Maryland, USS Pennsylvania, USS Utah, USS Raleigh, USS Helena, USS Honolulu, USS Cassin, USS Downes, USS Ogalala, USS Vestal, and USS Curtiss
>> [_] Anon 2558032 a perfect way to start a day, laugh at some otaku shitrican and then reading bunch of comments from butthurt freedom faggots
>> [_] Anon 2558047 i could'nt even finish seeing the whole thing cringed too fucking hard

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>> [_] Anon 2541479 The fuck is gross about walking around barefoot indoors?
>> [_] Anon 2541486 >># asians are weird but I'm pretty sure they were just fucking with him as much as possible
>> [_] Anon 2541488 >believing those subtitles
>> [_] Anon 2541499 >># I think it has something to do with dragging dirt.
>> [_] Anon 2541521 >># Please enlighten us o' speaker of nip moon rune talk
>> [_] Anon 2541524 oh god this flash
>> [_] Anon 2541546 "what other otaku attrocities do you take part in? "
>> [_] Anon 2541550 >># me jelly ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2541552 Fucking moon speak
>> [_] Anon 2541622 I'm moving to japan in 4 days to study there for 1 year. I'm glad I didn't have the chance to move there when I was younger. I would have been just like this faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2541625 >># >Anon living the dream >tfw you know that you will never live the dream
>> [_] Anon 2541628 >># My sides are orbiting the center of Andromeda right now.
>> [_] Anon 2541649 >># Christ he was fucking awkward.
>> [_] Britfag Americano 2541651 good god this shit is awesome.

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>> [_] Anon 2481625 Moe?
>> [_] Anon 2481630 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2481672 >># >I think they're just messing with him here srsly? this whole thing was a spoof on davido~kun. but in all honesty, he does look like he's living the dream. and i hope to join him one day.
>> [_] Anon 2481682 *tipsu fedola*
>> [_] Anon 2481721 >># please, read out loud what you just wrote think about what you just said re-think now go back to >>>/a/
>> [_] Anon 2481722 what a huge piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2481731 I can never watch past the first bit with the female announcer. It's just too cringe worthy
>> [_] Anon 2481737 Man. I know he's a weirdo japanophile, but fuck these guys. Making fun of this guy because he's really into your culture? Jesus, you holier than thou assholes. Even reversed, if this were a TV show about a pair of shitty Americans making fun of a fat japanese guy who decked out his apartment in cowboys, McDonalds, american flags, bald eagles and shit... I'd still be pissed off. It also pisses me off when Japanese people act all superior to anything. Buncha wildly perverted, obsessive-compulsive, insane Asians. They're so racist, and they're not even white. I don't get it. How can you be so racist, when every drawing you make of a japanese teenager... looks like a white kid with big, expressive eyes? Fucking, that's a contradiction right there. Faggot japanese. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2481750 >># They do have the added value of xenophobic behaviour in this segment. However it's just that japanese love to make fun of pieces of shit and society defects. They would do the same to a japanese otaku if they could find one stupid enough to go through what this subhuman turd agreed to. If a japanese sees a fat woman, he'll laugh about it in front of her and she'll submit shamefully to being laughed at. If a weeb lives by leeching of his parents, don't have a job or any education, he will get ridiculized. I'm not saying this is appropriate behaviour in all situations, but I'm glad they showed this piece of trash what he's worth. He'll probably go back to his day to day life without changing anything anyway, he won't even think this much about suicide because he's consuming otaku products so much he's got no time to think about how miserable it is.
>> [_] Anon 2481784 >># >culture The guy learned Japanese, and traveled to Japan because he liked anime, just like all weaboos wish they could do. This guy is a loser in America, and a loser in Japan. I think the equivalent reverse scenario would be a fat, 30 year old Japanese man, whose relatives are his only source of income, coming to the United States because he loves watching the Disney Channel.
>> [_] Anon 2481795 >># A lot of asians do that, usually not fat though. Money is way better over there, especially when spent over here, our money is so weak.
>> [_] Anon 2481797 >># making fun of someone for getting your culture/language wrong is an age old, world wide tradition that is laughs for the whole family. I don't understand why all of you high and mighty americunts all of a sudden feel obligated to hand out life lessons from your little melting pot in the sky.
>> [_] Anon 2481807 >># >They're so racist, and they're not even white. oey vey schlomo.
>> [_] Anon 2481814 >># >This guy is a loser in America, and a loser in Japan. >rich kid >loser nope.
>> [_] Anon 2481825 this hurt so much. >davido Would I be sebastiano? Or did they make up some other ending for that.
>> [_] Anon 2481839 >># japanese fun fact all japanese language sounds end in vowels, so any loan-word / name that doesn't ends up getting a vowel at the end of it. Think of any japanese word/name/company and you'll see what I mean. "Microsoftu" also yes hello sebastiano
>> [_] Anon 2481842 >># Sebastiano-kun, will you be my tomodachi?
>> [_] Anon 2481849 >># >all japanese language sounds end in vowels, so any loan-word / name that doesn't ends up getting a vowel at the end of it isn't "n" an exception?
>> [_] Anon 2481852 >># >># Words can also end with just n. So it would be Sebasuchan.
>> [_] Anon 2481856 >everything ends with a vowel sound >robert becomes roberto >now i realize why japanese love mexicans so much hola me tamagatchi. est de loco de burito?
>> [_] Anon 2481864 >># The amount of money one's parents have doesn't have any correlation to their social success. Otherwise, i'd be the coolest guy in town.
>> [_] Anon 2481882 >he's from Ohio Well that explains a lot. >get to the point where he's about to dance No I can't

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[_] cringe it up Anon 2436139
>> [_] Anon 2436150 Based Davido-kun, showing humanity the path to true happiness.
>> [_] Anon 2436153 >># >showing humanity the path to true happiness. especially to his parrents
>> [_] Anon 2436191 >># Laugh all you want, but I do not pity this man. For he lives in the Mecca for weebs, free from work, free from any obligations besides his meido collection, with all the money he needs to sustain his simple life.
>> [_] Anon 2436194 Davido is free
>> [_] Anon 2436201 /a/ in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2436232 "I want you to look me in the eyes and speak to me in Japanese." OH JESUS CHRIST
>> [_] Anon 2436238 >># I think you forgot that /jp/ was a thing, I highly recommend that you visit
>> [_] Anon 2436240 I've seen this video so many times but have never found one where they show the girl. Do they actually visit her? I feel like that would be a good addition to the cringe factor is watching a girl react to seeing her future rapist
>> [_] Anon 2436246 Every time I see this on here, the quality plummets.
>> [_] Anon 2436247 this video makes me sad. I was going to go to an anime convention, but I don't know anymore. Weabs have always ruined my beer parties with coeds by sitting silently in a corner with their group and being awkward.
>> [_] Anon 2436250 I need sauce on this. What show is this?
>> [_] Anon 2436257 This guy HAS to be a fucking actor. They'res no way anyone this autistic would show their face on TV.
>> [_] Anon 2436263 >># They'res just no fucking way he's real. His awkwardness... his autism... and his total compliance... it's all just too fucking perfect.
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2436288 >># /a/ is /jp/ with more self-hate
>> [_] The Master Chief 2436295 >># THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S REAL YOU FAGGOT.
>> [_] Anon 2436299 >># you sure havent visited /a/ and /jp/, didnt you?
>> [_] Anon 2436300 >># Do what I do. Sneak in a fifth of your drink of choice, Get hammered, chuckle to yourself at the weebs, and try to land a chick in a costume.
>> [_] Anon 2436307 >># exactly /jp/ is shameless, this man told the tale of his pathetic existence as if he had said it a thousand times before. /a/ is like closeted homosexuality where /jp/ is a gay pride parade
>> [_] Anon 2436325 >># >># I don't doubt people are actually like this; hell, i'm probably more like him than i'd like to think. my point is nobody would ever agree do put themselves out there like that and be completely compliant while they make a total fool out of them.

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>> [_] Anon 2392353 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> [_] Anon 2392357 Laughed forever omfg
>> [_] Anon 2392364 >># so much cringe can't even finish it
>> [_] Anon 2392365 NOOOOOOOPE, I gave up after the 21 number thing. I'm still cringing. HELP
>> [_] Anon 2392366 They where totally giving him shit for something they fucking made, typical asians.....
>> [_] Anon 2392368 >># I know, right, they specifically made it and now they're upset
>> [_] Anon 2392372 >># They're giving him shit for being strangely obsessed with a culture he has no ties to. Imagine if someone from Keyna came over here excited to learn about white Americans and do all the things they do, eat their food, listen to their music, etc. Would you not be disgusted by them? That's how these people are seeing this white guy, it's perfectly logical.
>> [_] Anon 2392373 >># I wouldn't? I mean come on.
>> [_] Anon 2392374 >># It's one thing to be curious about a culture (a good thing, I think), another thing entirely to have an unnatural obsession.
>> [_] Anon 2392396 somewhere a link with better quality?
>> [_] Anon 2392397 >># I can't blame them. They're shattering this dumbass notion that a lot of weeaboos have, that "oh if I can only go to glorious Japan! i'll fit in so well and be loved because I am obsessed with their cartoons and comic books" for this guy, and hopefully others to keep these fucks from shitting up their country.
>> [_] Anon 2392418 TOP BANTER These japs can really dish it.
>> [_] Anon 2392424 STOP DANCING YOU FUCK FAT MOTHER FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 2392425 >># So solly. Dees veedeo filma wif tiny Japanese weeiner cam. Soo solly, worst quality.
>> [_] Anon 2392432 >># Especially if he had no job and no gf and his parents paid for everything.
>> [_] Anon 2392436 [exasperation]
>> [_] Anon 2392440 This guy is such a passive faggot. It was even worse when he started using the pronoun "watashi"
>> [_] Anon 2392467 As someone who is living in Japan for totally non weeb reasons, I can say with assurance that there is a huge majority of Japanese people who hate anime culture. I bought an ounce of weed over the internet recently, and smoked it with around 35 people who have never even seen weed before, shit was crazy.
>> [_] Anon 2392471 >># that's not why they're giving him shit. they're giving him shit because he's a big piece of shit, he's in their country claiming to be interested in it while he's only interested in anime and fucking maids and moe, and he didn't even bother to properly learn proper conversational Japanese. they're giving him shit because he's a fucking asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2392479 >># FUCK NO. America RULES and having foreigners come over to our country and embracing the local culture is exactly what we expect them to do. If anything, a Kenyan moving to America and not fully embracing the American culture would be seen as the weirdo and outcast.
>> [_] Anon 2392480 >># He's just your average, misinformed, anime loving autist. Dreams of going to glorious Nippon, but doesn't realize that a huge portion of the country despises what he loves about it. Not really that surprised at the video, since Japan is so big on shame culture.
>> [_] Anon 2392483 >># >># >># Imagine some random Europoor coming over and being obsessed with the way people act on Jersey Shore or Jerry Springer and not actually being interested in anything else about the US. That's what weebs are like in Japan.
>> [_] Anon 2392491 They are hating on him for being a social retard. The culture of Japan portrayed in most of those anime like that is complete and utter lies, it is what children dream of as a perfect nice society, it is flawless, even in flaws. The reality is, Japan is corrupt as fuck, more so than most countries. I remember all those total wabfucks on Youtube, you know the ones, emiry, samtron, all went over to Wapan and got raped hard. Welcome to Japan, you fucks.
>> [_] Anon 2392511 >># They can just join the british version of the Jersey craze. Or get enough money to get to jersey shore itself. >># >Kenyan moving to America and not fully embracing the American culture would be seen as the weirdo and outcast. Too bad they fully intergrate in their nigging lifestyle with their niggartry.
>> [_] Anon 2392513 >># >Wapan and got raped hard. explain plox
>> [_] Anon 2392521 >># yes, explain plox
>> [_] Anon 2392540 Yeah well, people really shouldn't hate on white immigrants anywhere since they're free bags of money at the worst. And come on how many Americans speak even bad conversational Japanese. I mean if that guy came here we'd make fun of the American weirdo in private (since the English speakers never usually bother to learn the local language we don't care about their names really) but wouldn't put it on TV or anything. It's understandable though. Now, if I went there it would be to work a job, and with proper command of Japanese.
>> [_] Anon 2392547 >># >># Did you not hear about those total weebs? Emily, some hyper weeb on youtube, always made these shit videos about speaking in japanese and all sorts of shit. Goes over to wapland, gets gangbanged, does some gravure shit, comes back, makes video after being away for a while, you can see how destroyed she was inside. Samtron, likewise, obsessed with the place, goes over, vanishes for a while, comes back, her face looked dead. It was as if she had seen her children killed a million times in the most cruel ways, by her own hands that she couldn't control. And speaking of that, she never had kids. She ended up having one to some dude in a gang that tracked her down. Japan is serious shit.
>> [_] Anon 2392550 >># That's literally what they do though anon. It's a little silly but they don't anywhere near the derision this poor bastard is experiencing
>> [_] Anon 2392552 >># How you do dis round eye? Marihana very very irregarr in Nippon. >captcha: ngyabot nigger
>> [_] Anon 2392556 Stop giving autists a bad name. These people aren't like this because they're autists. It's cause they failed. I'm an actual autist and I work for a living and I prefer to look at porn if I need to jerk off, not Japanese meido on my walls.
>> [_] Anon 2392559 Every single one of you are forgetting the fact that "Otaku" culture is a fringe group of Japs that are totally looked down upon by the rest of the "normal" Japanese people. It is seen as childish. Imagine a Japanese person moving to the US and obsessed over My Little Pony to the point where he decorates his room as such and lives a life revolving around it and does nothing to contribute to the US.
>> [_] Anon 2392560 >># Don't be a hambeast alone in Japan. Got it
>> [_] Anon 2392562 >># buying all that stuff with money he stole from his parents in our glorious country would actually be contributing to you even more. He doesn't take your jerbs and just shops for your products like three men.
>> [_] Anon 2392564 paid actor
>> [_] Anon 2392567 >># Pretty much. If you are a hot chick who is popularish on any site, don't go there alone. Hell, don't even go or make it known you are there. Just go and be quiet about it. I wonder if that Beckii chick ever got fucked with while there. I know there were a bunch of people sending her creepy stuff via her PO box, to the point where her parents stepped in and started "policing" the stuff before she got to it.

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[_] !ATI1Topkek 2290236 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2290276 This just got worse and worse I'm afraid I'll become like this if I don't start making friends
>> [_] Anon 2290277 >># make some friends then
>> [_] Anon 2290289 i have to ask: why the fuck would this otaku let these people look into his room and shit only to make fun of him?
>> [_] Anon 2290296 >># he's trying to make friends
>> [_] Anon 2290305 >># Otaku doesn't know what cruelty is. Otaku only knows Waifu, Maidu and Tatami mats.
>> [_] Anon 2290306 That guy is cringeworthy but I think they were a little harsh on him. Then again, that's what he gets for being such a huge weeaboo and not realizing that Japanese people are some of the most judgmental people on the planet.
>> [_] Anon 2290316 >># He only speaks basic Japanese, and slowly. A lot of the stuff he's saying is actually just in English, but he says it in katakana so it sounds weeby. If the japanese dudes didn't speak English, they wouldn't be communicating at all. >captcha Doubles embed
>> [_] Anon 2290323 so is this like a show on otakus, or something about foreigners?
>> [_] Anon 2290373 What is this video called?
>> [_] Anon 2290379 >># are you afraid you'll accidentally move to Japan?
>> [_] Anon 2290380 >># Gamecenter CX The guy is Arino.
>> [_] Anon 2290395 Truly, a legendary-example of what NOT to let yourself become and proof that you need a conversational understanding of the language prior to stepping off the plane. Jesus, that was just... i can't even........ I hope that jackass gets jumped and mugged downtown Shinjuku during broad-daylight with kids pissing on his pulpy flesh-mangled body. Only then would the lesson of what NOT to act-like start to sink-in through all the fat and dead brain cells.
>> [_] Anon 2290406 >># you never know
>> [_] Anon 2290414 >># Are you saying this guy's not a loser in any other country?
>> [_] Anon 2290415 Do we really need to nuke these Nippon fucks some more to teach then respect for us? Sure, that guy was a fat faggot who needed his ass kicked, but he's still an American. Or have we already forgotten what they did? December 7th remember Pearl Harbor! Remember the USS Arizona, USS Oklahoma, USS West Virginia, USS Tennessee, USS California, USS Nevada, USS Shaw, USS Maryland, USS Pennsylvania, USS Utah, USS Raleigh, USS Helena, USS Honolulu, USS Cassin, USS Downes, USS Ogalala, USS Vestal, and USS Curtiss
>> [_] Anon 2290424 >># Yes blame the children who were not alive or involved in the incident at all! Destroy everyone of Asian descent! Nuke our enemies! Ron Paul 2012!
>> [_] Anon 2290425 >># I'm 71 and what is this.
>> [_] Anon 2290431 >># What the fuck...? Don't make /pol/ right.
>> [_] Anon 2290433 >># >># >responding to an obvious troll He literally fucking posts that every time this flash come up.
>> [_] Anon 2290437 >># Sorce?
>> [_] Anon 2290438 >># *source
>> [_] !ATI1Topkek 2290439 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2290441 >># The episode is called "The guy is Arino."?
>> [_] Anon 2290447 >># >># I would love a name for the video so I don't have to see it in 24x24 pixel resolution
>> [_] Anon 2290451 >># >Jewtube Davido-kun >results >Thank you /f/

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>> [_] Anon 2273232 Is this on youtube?
>> [_] Anon 2273235 >># almost feel bad for him, why would he agree to being on this show?
>> [_] Anon 2273236 >># http://www.youtube com/watch?v=k1esrBKPRuo
>> [_] Anon 2273259 is this for real?
>> [_] Anon 2273309 Is this translation accurate at all? If so japanese sounds very similar to english
>> [_] Anon 2273470 >dat ending Holy shit, poor loser.
>> [_] Anon 2273474 devido-kun LOL

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>> [_] Anon 2268521 Davido is my hero
>> [_] Anon 2268528 lol this guy
>> [_] Anon 2268534 SAUCE-kun
>> [_] Anon 2268538 This vid should be renamed to "/a/ gets scolded by the Japanese."
>> [_] Anon 2268541 >># Davido-kun wa sugoi desu kakkoii desu Aitsu no you ni yaritai
>> [_] Anon 2268543 >># yaritai is wrong I think... can't remember what the right verb is, so fuck it. I want to do Davido-kun.
>> [_] Anon 2268560 Wow, the Japanese have awful mocking T.V. shows just like in America
>> [_] Anon 2268573 Never been happier that my parent's weren't rich.
>> [_] Anon 2268580 sauce The video quality is so fucking shit, it's more like a podcast than a video
>> [_] Anon 2268581 >># i 2end this
>> [_] Anon 2268605 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1esrBKPR uo
>> [_] Anon 2268660 >># >/a/ gets scolded by /jp/ FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2268661 >># I bet they were happy to get their fat failure of a son out of their house.
>> [_] Anon 2268731 >># No, it's not wrong. Yaritai is grammatically correct.
>> [_] Anon 2268741 >># /jp/ gets buttraped by /a/ and 2ch >Indefinitely FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2268758 >># You successfully made it confusing as to whether you were trying to make fun of me, or if you were just adding to the feelings and reasons of Davido-kun's parents.
>> [_] TMZ-19 2268787 >># I'm going to guess he's referring to Davido-kun.

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[_] Anon 2261479
>> [_] Anon 2261484 Two bombs wasn't enough to teach these nip cunts respect for their American masters, no matter how fat and autistic they are.
>> [_] Anon 2261486 >># lmfao
>> [_] Anon 2261489 >># In Japan otakus are despised also
>> [_] Anon 2261492 >># That doesn't change the fact that he's an American and we bombed the shit out of them once, we sure as hell can do it again if they don't show some respect.
>> [_] Anon 2261497 >># At least his room is surprisingly clean. It's surprising how much space he has for someone who is unemployed - even though his parents are wealthy. And yes, in Japan - the Otaku lifestyle is just as frowned upon as it is in America - although in Japan, owning an anime poster or two, or being a fan of an Anime show doesn't instantly classify you as Otaku; it's common for someone to have a few favorite shows and maybe some merch. But for someone to do what the guy in OP's video has, is pretty much disgraceful. They also frown upon gamer types in the same way.
>> [_] Anon 2261499 >># so tempting to feed the troll.
>> [_] Anon 2261500 >># Do it you nip loving cunt. They're just lucky their shitty country isn't a barren glassy wasteland.
>> [_] Anon 2261507 >># Agreed. Any American could make fun of him or beat the shit out of him and it's no problem, but for a subhuman yellow Nippon to do it is just wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2261512 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># December 7th remember Pearl Harbor! Remember the USS Arizona, USS Oklahoma, USS West Virginia, USS Tennessee, USS California, USS Nevada, USS Shaw, USS Maryland, USS Pennsylvania, USS Utah, USS Raleigh, USS Helena, USS Honolulu, USS Cassin, USS Downes, USS Ogalala, USS Vestal, and USS Curtiss
>> [_] Anon 2261515 >># Britbong here add the HMS Prince of Wales and the HMS Repulse to that list
>> [_] Anon 2261519 >># Yes, just like Native Americans remember the 100 million killed over the course of US/Native relations.
>> [_] Anon 2261523 no matter how much fucking ship you name it will never amount to the millions of innocent that died because of the atomic bombs
>> [_] Anon 2261527 >># Nobody gives a fuck about the spear chuckers
>> [_] Anon 2261530 >># Less than 300,000 died you fuckstick. Definitely not millions. Far more Chinese were killed by the nips. They had it coming.
>> [_] Anon 2261531 >># In war, there is no innocent. Its just Us vs. Them.
>> [_] Anon 2261532 >># >hundreds of millions 50 million tops, mostly disease. Learn2history faggot http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populatio n_history_of_indigenous_peoples_of_the_Am ericas
>> [_] Anon 2261567 You know, even though this guy is a joke and I think his lifestyle is disgusting and embarrassing for all Americans, at least he's following his dream and actually living in Japan, even if he is just exploiting his rich parents. Honestly, he's still further than how far most people pursue their dreams. Good on him.
>> [_] Anon 2261585 anyone got the source of the video?
>> [_] Anon 2261586 >># nevermind, I found it, took a little bit of digging. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6m dk this is the most cringe-worthy thing i have seen in years on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2261590 this is so 4chan I can't even comprehend it.
>> [_] Anon 2261592 He can converse about his favourite animus and his love of maids, but can't understand when someone asks his age? At least learn more of the language Davido-kun.
>> [_] Anon 2261614 >># Until the war ends, then it is Us vs. War Criminals Look it up, in history the loser would usually be accused of war crimes of some sort
>> [_] Anon 2261616 That's not an otaku that's a weeaboo. Disgusting
>> [_] Anon 2261617 >># I don't need to know moonspeak to know that beauties in hot / cute / etc outfits can get me harder than fuck
>> [_] Anon 2261619 Good lord. Poor Davido. I was hoping he would get mad at their mocking and punch one of them.
>> [_] Anon 2261621 I think Davido may lack self confidence.
>> [_] Anon 2261624 wow, i'm actually pretty jealous. What parents from ohio let their kids move to japan and send them money to weeb it up there for no reason? lucky bastard
>> [_] Anon 2261626 >># His parents own some sort of mining company and are uber rich. Paying him and apartment and some money for food and anime is nothing to them.
>> [_] Anon 2261631 >># thanks for reminding me im poor
>> [_] Anon 2261639 >># You're also slowly dying. You shouldn't forget that either.
>> [_] Anon 2261645 >># I don't care about, however I was enjoying being oblivous to how poor i am.

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[_] Anon 2255169
>> [_] Anon 2255171 >actually saying "lol" What total faggots. Keep living the dream, Davido.
>> [_] Anon 2255187 >># Davido go home!
>> [_] Anon 2255197 > overweight > no job > "my parents have a lot of money" Somehow Chris-chan seems just a little less pathetic now. I didn't realize that was possible.
>> [_] Anon 2255297 >># It's Davido-kun. Davido-san for you, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2255302 lol "tatami mats, what a weeb"

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[_] Anon 2253629 ♫Davido-San♫ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2253637 lol, he has no idea when they're totally ripping on him.
>> [_] Anon 2253643 link to a watchable version of this that isn't 32p?
>> [_] Anon 2253647 >># The video isn't any better quality.
>> [_] Anon 2253650 FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! YOU CAN MAKE ITIF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
>> [_] Anon 2253695 They have every right in the world to tear into this dude like they are. I'd be fucking appalled if some foreigner came over here because of our fucking cartoons and living off of their parents' money.
>> [_] Anon 2253704 My sides are in orbit. Is there more of this?
>> [_] Anon 2253712 Going to need an update on Davido-kun
>> [_] Anon 2253719 My sides couldnt achieve lift off because they were collapsing due to cringing. :|
>> [_] Anon 2253721 Why Davido, why embarrass yourself like that?
>> [_] Anon 2253725 So painful to watch T-T
>> [_] Anon 2253749 Sorry but that was completely and utterly deserved, what the fuck is a caucasian fatty doing in Japan? And why is he showing his powerlevel?
>> [_] Anon 2253752 funny, but fuck that hurt to watch
>> [_] Anon 2253753 I get secondhand embarrassment a lot, so this was awful to watch. It seriously caused pain. Yet I couldn't look away. I had all the power in the world to click the x on my screen, but I couldn't do it. There's no reason that I couldn't bring myself to, I just couldn't. For a moment, I absolutely understood the eternal, inescapable suffering of hell.
>> [_] Anon 2253755 I lost my shit when they pointed out that he memorized that chicks room number
>> [_] Anon 2253758 Davido-kun probably thought that every Nippon is into anime and waifu shit.
>> [_] Anon 2253765 >># ; __ ;
>> [_] Anon 2253774 Oh jesus christ I'm fucking rolling here
>> [_] Anon 2253782 Davido-san lives the dream and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anon 2253793 It's hard to defend poor David. ..I felt embarrassed just watching him. But I'll say at least this... right now in america the trend seems to be shifting towards "You ain't cool unless you hit someone while driving drunk like an idiot" so he's not so bad in comparison.
>> [_] Anon 2253806 This is not the place to do this, but I am in a hurry, /r/ing that flash with two asian dudes dancing and lipsyncing some chinese/viatnamese song (the singing dude has long hair, both are half naked)
>> [_] Anon 2253817 >># Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 2253832 >heading over to david's room NOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 2253852 I had to stop right as the dance started. My sides can be seen with the Hubble Telescope

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[_] Anon 2234085
>> [_] Anon 2234087 Oh my. Poor Davido
>> [_] Anon 2234090 Is there any update on Davido-kun? Did he get a qt 3.14 nip gf??
>> [_] Anon 2234092 >># It's hard to interview a man that's drowning in pussy like Davido.
>> [_] Anon 2234093 is that arino? Is this an episode of Gamecenter CX?
>> [_] Anon 2234102 It's just like one of my Japanese animes!
>> [_] Anon 2234181 What is this show? and can I watch it somewhere with english subs? The thrownin comments tell me this was subbed by someone from 4chan. Watching this makes me feel better about myself.
>> [_] Anon 2234186 I'd say he's a shame to ohio, but there isn't much there that isn't already.
>> [_] Anon 2234244 Thank you OP, I've been looking for this.

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[_] Anon 2223212 Oh david-san~ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2223217 inb4 75+ posts
>> [_] Anon 2223219 This is what happens when you move to japan because of anime.
>> [_] Anon 2223222 I love these guys I would love to see more of them. They are such assholes and the guy has no clue.
>> [_] Anon 2223228 The kid's a fag, but still those guys were assholes to the point that I was more embarrassed for them.
>> [_] Anon 2223235 That was painful, I couldn't watch it all.
>> [_] Anon 2223236 >all these keychains... >this is terrible, davido
>> [_] Mew !0vBLbPxhZQ 2223238 i stopped at the dancing. the beta hurts so much the japanese would poke fun at you
>> [_] Anon 2223240 the cringe...! I weep for Western Civilisation
>> [_] Anon 2223243 >># too bad the video stops before they visit the "hot girl" he likes. here is a better quality version for muh bros, not much, but still better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6m dk&hd=1
>> [_] Anon 2223259 [EXASPERATE NOISES]
>> [_] Anon 2223289 I love his exaggerated polite Japanese mannerisms.
>> [_] Anon 2223358 Poor david is a weakling. Poor david way misses the real grins and gigglings in ww2. Poor david doesn't know these fucks live because they were convenient. Poor david should have been aborted.
>> [_] Anon 2223373 >># >they visit the "hot girl" he likes I'd love to see that
>> [_] Anon 2223379 Looks like two bombs wasn't enough to teach these Nippon fucks some respect.
>> [_] Anon 2223391 I wonder what nippon is like outside the huge-medium cities I don't understand visiting places that big as it'd be full of decadence

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[_] Anon 2211631
>> [_] Anon 2211651 >no relationship Ofcourse this is only because he's rolling around in a different pussy every night
>> [_] Anon 2211673 Why are the Japanese so mean?
>> [_] Anon 2211676 >># If you're retarded, you deserve it.
>> [_] Anon 2211688 >># I need a higher quality version of this. pls.
>> [_] Anon 2211710 How can one be so beta ;_; I'm just as weeaboo as him yet I still wouldn't take shit from those short stacks in my room.
>> [_] Anon 2211717 >># said the guy on 4chan on a saturday night
>> [_] Anon 2211724 Oh god thank you for this OP. I love Japan but holy fuck that guy.

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[_] Oh David-kun Anon 2204854
>> [_] Anon 2204857 >># >daily reminder that the japanese hate otakus
>> [_] Anon 2204859 >># Lest we forget their sacrifices
>> [_] Anon 2204860 >># I can't stop laughing this is gold. Fucking saved.
>> [_] Anon 2204873 is there a higher quality link?
>> [_] Anon 2204895 funniest shit i've seen on f in a long time
>> [_] Anon 2204930 found the youtube link, not much better quality though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fkHSA6j mzE

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[_] feel it Anon 2192043 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2192051 I can't finish it. I just can't do it.
>> [_] Anon 2192052 [exasperates externally]
>> [_] Anon 2192063 >># I never knew them japs could be so bro tier
>> [_] Anon 2192064 >># Don't be fooled. Japs are the most xenophobic people on the planet
>> [_] Anon 2192067 That hurt me physically and I had to stop once they started looking at his photos
>> [_] Anon 2192071 >># That's the point. Aren't we xenophobic? I'm glad they fucked with that the guy and I'm glad that there's guys in japan who hate all that faggy culture.
>> [_] Anon 2192077 first time i cant finish watching something
>> [_] Anon 2192078 DAVIDOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 2192088 >># But, ain't they mockin' it?
>> [_] Anon 2192106 >># That's the point? Are you saying you'd sympathise with that faggot?
>> [_] Anon 2192110 >># What? no. i just replied to the other anon statement "I never knew them japs could be so bro tier"
>> [_] Anon 2192122 Howdy my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I am a Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>> [_] Anon 2192124 >># I speak English fluently, both the Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%. When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field and learn about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
>> [_] = 2192130 >># >># what the fuck, where's the part about 1911?
>> [_] Anon 2192132 >># Dadgum, you's one hell ofa sumabitch talkin like dat right der boy, if you gona be workin in dem oil field your gonna find a nice lady real fast over here in texas, dem bitches love dem sum oil fielders
>> [_] Anon 2192136 >># The 1911 one is better known on /k/
>> [_] Anon 2192138 wtf is a tatami?
>> [_] Anon 2192150 >># >tatami http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tatami
>> [_] Anon 2192151 the original for all you faggots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6m dk
>> [_] Anon 2192197 >># >cowboy code Fuck year!
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2192251 >># Can someone tell me more about 1911? I have no clue what this could be..
>> [_] Anon 2192255 >># >The M1911 is a single-action, semi-automatic, magazine-fed, recoil-operated pistol chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge, which served as the standard-issue sidearm for the United States armed forces from 1911 to 1985. you're welcome, son
>> [_] Anon 2192258 LOOOOOL thanks op

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[_] Anon 2179599
>> [_] Zylphe 2179604 This guy is actually one of the online mods from Blizzard that help regulates WoW. Thus the whole room is filled with expensive Akiba items. Look it up I am not lying. He goes by the same name on WoW.
>> [_] Anon 2179667 MAI HIIIROOOO
>> [_] sage sage 2179672 >># And that's why he says "[I live like this because] my parents are rich."
>> [_] Anon 2179688 my sides
>> [_] Anon 2179701 2 Japanese guys mocking a fat American weaboo... Priceless!
>> [_] Anon 2179710 And this is why I love Japan so much.
>> [_] Anon 2179711 >this keychain is terrible >arrigato but lets face it guys... no one will ever be as close to be an actual otaku as this guy I blame my parents for not being rich enough!!!
>> [_] sage sage 2179716 >># >wanting to be an "otaku" Are you socially retarted and/or have aspergers? The line "this keychain is..." is literally translated as "amazing" which is why he said "thank you." He heard "amazing" and being stupid thought he meant it in a good way.
>> [_] Anon 2179717 you fuckers realise you're not really all that diffrent right?
>> [_] sage sage 2179718 >># Except I live in Japan, am a college student, am becoming a perfectly normal part of society, and have a Christmas Cake girlfriend who I'm prepared to marry after college... You know I'm exactly like this guy. Fuck; I didn't realize it before but now that you said it it's true!~ lel XDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2179719 >># and then there's this guy. why are you here again?
>> [_] Repost Chan 2179720 >># You know, I feel so terrible when I see this. The saddest cases are the ones who live their weaboo lives in their heads, borderline delusional, trying to convince the internet that they're living their dreams.
>> [_] sage sage 2179725 >># Okay bruv. Come talk to me in person if you want. 郵便番号　739-0046 住所　広島県 東広島市鏡山 　２－８１２－６２　池の上学生宿舎１０号館
>> [_] sage sage 2179729 >># Bored on a Thursday night. You? >># Oh wait, I did notice one difference between him and I: I haven't been to Akihabara.
>> [_] Anon 2179751 good lord it's like seeing a lamb led to slaughter
>> [_] Anon 2179758 I was cringing so much throughout that, i think i've given myself loads of wrinkles.
>> [_] Anon 2179782 >># >xmas cake gf I'm jelly
>> [_] Anon 2179784 >># The fuck does it even mean?
>> [_] Anon 2179788 >># Christmas cake refers to woman who are 25+. You have christmas cake on christmas, the 25th, that's when it's at it's best, right? If you don't eat it soon, it goes off. Same concept applies to women (it's a japanese concept/thing).
>> [_] Anon 2179795 /a/spies in a nutshell.swf
>> [_] Anon 2179800 >># Wow, concise and informative. Thank you anon.
>> [_] Anon 2179802 >># Christmas Cake?
>> [_] Anon 2179822 that fat weabo is just sad
>> [_] Anon 2179834 hell this video's funny!
>> [_] Anon 2179844 >># >retarted Bahahaha.
>> [_] Anon 2179860 >># Blizzard has been dead since Blizzard North shutdown. All of Blizzard is and was trash. Only Blizzard North has value. It is responsible for the first gen. Warcraft III: TFT and lower Diablo 2 : LoD and lower Starcraft: BW and lower Blizzard North was making Diablo 3, but it was canceled and thus the project stayed dead for 10 or so years. Blizzard is now equal to or lesser than Davido. Ha... ha... heh...
>> [_] Anon 2179863 >># No fucking shit. Well damn. I might actually just come see you, what's your flavor ramune? I'll get us some melon if you want. We can sit out hang out, bone your girl, I'll bring mine too we can have a sexy orgy. I'm down.
>> [_] Anon 2179865 >># I like this anon's style. Come to England on your world tour, we'll sink a few beers.
>> [_] Anon 2179871 this is depressing

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[_] Anon 2176749 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2176765 /r/ing the YouTube link please
>> [_] Anon 2176767 :(
>> [_] Anon 2176773 >># http://youtu.be/ecwRObqxUQ8
>> [_] Anon 2176783 >nice to meetchu I like how it got reverse subbed into 始めまして.
>> [_] Anon 2176810 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 2176826 maximum beta level engaged
>> [_] Anon 2176832 this is sad
>> [_] Anon 2176833 Th-this isn't wh-what my cartoons said nippon would be l-like
>> [_] Anon 2176840 >># Even casual edgy shit has perfect mirrors of these guys, in some series. Actually, worse. This is ribbing, really. Not shit done to your locker/shoes or house or family or whatever. Plenty of series with a suicidal-because-bullying.
>> [_] Anon 2176841 >># I don't understand a word you just said There's animu that has white man in Japan?
>> [_] Anon 2176843 Looks like 2 bombs wasn't good enough to teach these nip cunts some respect for their rulers. He may be a fat American, but he's an American all the same.
>> [_] Anon 2176847 They're so mean to poor David-o :'(
>> [_] Anon 2176859 >># you're a fool if you don't think David-o deserves everything that's coming to him
>> [_] Anon 2176863 >My Hometown is Ohio Fucking lel
>> [_] Anon 2176864 >># He does. But it should be Americans or at the very least Commonwealth folk making fun of him. Nor inferior Nippon plebeians.
>> [_] Anon 2176869 >># I agree. Going outside, talking to normals, anti-stealth, he deserves this and more. Needs to learn that minding his own business and bothering no one doesn't cut it. If he was a gamer, maybe.
>> [_] Anon 2176873 Those japs aren't as nice as in my cartoons
>> [_] Anon 2176876 I wonder what it's like trying to live/work there as a Normal ordinary responsible person?
>> [_] Anon 2176882 >># Awful, being a salaryman is not what you want to do
>> [_] Anon 2176884 >># what about the living part? or is it indistinguishable from the work part? cunt without a job here
>> [_] Anon 2176888 >># Imagine a friendly coworker that refuses to have anything to do with you after hours. Word generally is that they're polite and xenophobic at the same time. Don't want to deal with you = "No speak English, sorry." regardless of your fluency. "No foreigners" signs on some shops, if you're not in a metro area. Want to rent a place, probably need to show up with a year's rent in deposit.
>> [_] Anon 2176889 >># From what I understand, you have no life as a salaryman
>> [_] Anon 2176898 >># Like I said, more nukes
>> [_] Anon 2176903 >># >># G-Glorious Nippon h-here I come
>> [_] Anon 2176908 Imagine what we could do with the carbon from the remains of the entire population of Japan. The possibilities are endless.
>> [_] Anon 2176919 >># Then I'll just buy land in some village and slowly win people over with my apple pies, barbeques, hamburgers, and soft-core pornography.
>> [_] Anon 2176922 >># Wish that would work but only nuclear detonations get through to rose people
>> [_] Anon 2176928 >># Your outreach will make it as far as your household/building, immediate neighbors at best. You're better off in the urban, where foreigners are normal and everything I described is dampened. Or so I've heard. I'm no authority, and even if I had first-hand experience that wouldn't make it representative.
>> [_] Anon 2176929 >># Or high yield nuclear weapons
>> [_] Anon 2176934 >># I agree, more bombs
>> [_] Anon 2176936 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># These guys know what's up
>> [_] Anon 2176938 >># I like this mother fucker
>> [_] Anon 2176940 I imagine a lot of you look, talk, and generally act like this man-child.
>> [_] Anon 2176941 >># No u
>> [_] Anon 2176943 >># Head over to /jp/
>> [_] Anon 2176944 >># Nah, worse. They'd seize up, mutter, not make eye contact, and try to make their exit. Might just skip ahead to the end. Davido is a bit different, he's an oblivious autistic idiot or a stoic idiot. Doesn't matter, he performed better/worse in some respects than the more socially-crippled among us. I think they speak up more in /r9k/, /jp/, and in /adv/ when the normals and their "I like this girl/I just got dumped" don't drown them out.
>> [_] Anon 2176945 >># i am a child
>> [_] Anon 2176947 >># I am a 5d tetrahedron
>> [_] Anon 2176950 >># I bet you have the FREAKIEST sex.
>> [_] Anon 2176952 Say what you will about Davido, but consider this: two boisterous and not-entirely-well-meaning Japanese men basically barged into his room and made fun of him for 10 minutes, and what did he do? He greeted them with a smile and did his best to engage them. He even spoke Japanese with them the whole time, even though he clearly isn't quite fluent. Although, even his basic language skills are probably more than many of us would have been able to muster in that situation! Those men were out-right mocking him to his face, but he still had a good sense of humor about it. He even made a few little jokes ("my parents are rich..." and such). Above all, he was doing what he loved. Maybe he was out of touch, but how many of you can say you are really happy? How many of you can say "the way my life is right now is the best possible way for me to live," the way Davido said with such conviction that Japan was the only place for him?
>> [_] Anon 2176956 >># 1d quantum strings are way kinky....
>> [_] Shlomo Shmulewitz, 113th Advisor to the Council of Tel Aviv 2176957 OY VEY these goyim are silly
>> [_] Anon 2176958 >># solid post my friend. Cynicism is too easy.
>> [_] Anon 2176959 >># davido pls
>> [_] Anon 2176960 >># Too bad the country he loves so much will die in nuclear fire.
>> [_] Anon 2176961 >># I'm probably gonna pasta some of this when the swf gets reposted twenty-four hours from now.
>> [_] Anon 2176964 >># Exactly why all Asians need to burn in the fire of one-thousand suns

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[_] Anon 2167055
>> [_] Anon 2167067 Jesus fucking christ.
>> [_] Anon 2167072 So that's where my childhood friend David is now... Eh, makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 2167074 So jealous
>> [_] Anon 2167078 OHAYOUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 2167079 source?
>> [_] Anon 2167094 If I were David. I would commit suicide after that interview.
>> [_] Anon 2167097 this is miserable. I have friends that go to japan. they are fat neckbeards. this is how their trips are.
>> [_] Anon 2167100 I'm glad it was so blurry and pixelated, this is more offensive than a vagina in porn.
>> [_] Anon 2167102 >># I like women, and I love boobs. But the vag is gross looking.
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 2167125 Couldn't watch. I knew the spaghetti was coming and I couldn't watch.
>> [_] Anon 2167141 I have to keep pausing it to take a break, it hurts
>> [_] Anon 2167155 Weaboo faggots giving everyone a bad name
>> [_] Anon 2167161 This isn't scripted, is it? What show is this?
>> [_] Anon 2167169 I blame his parents for doing such a shitty job of raising him that he had to turn to escapism.
>> [_] Anon 2167175 what's the show?????
>> [_] Anon 2167180 this man has upgraded to lasagna
>> [_] Anon 2167181 I open the flash to see fat weaboo. close flash immediately after they greet.
>> [_] Anon 2167190 kinda cruel, really.
>> [_] Anon 2167192 I don't get it. He must realize that these people were completely mocking him from the start. I can understand having autism, but if this man is as far gone as the interview suggested I don't think he could even function on his own.. Let alone in a completely foreign society.
>> [_] Anon 2167195 >># It is very possible that he's just so socially awkward that he attributes people laughing at him as being synonymous with acceptance.
>> [_] Anon 2167200 >It fell out of his pocket. >Right onto the floor. >And then his spaghetti. >Rolled out of the door.
>> [_] Anon 2167238 >># >and then proceeded >to walk the dinosaur
>> [_] Drege 2167239 >># Pausing a SWF? How do you do this?
>> [_] Anon 2167240 There is something so broken with this kid.
>> [_] Anon 2167241 FUUUUUUUUUUCK. I thought they were going to take david to that hot girl's room. I would have had to kill myself out of embarrassment for him.
>> [_] Anon 2167250 >># right click; press play
>> [_] Anon 2167256 >># Or he is aware that they're mocking him but he's scared of confrontation.

File: LIVIN THE DREAM.swf-(9.8 MB, 320x240, Japanese)
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>> [_] Anon 2162466 topweaboo
>> [_] Anon 2162469 I have no way of knowing how accurate these subtitles are. They seem to be generally correct, but it seems like they're bullying him hardcore.
>> [_] Anon 2162470 Holy shit, I feel so sorry for this guy. I mean I know he's an idiot, but that shit is fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2162472 Are weeaboos safe from persecution nowhere?
>> [_] Anon 2162475 >># Because they are. The subtitles are a little edited to give you a good idea of the "feel" of their conversation. In case you didn't know, even though Japan is land of the Otaku, the general populous looks down on them the same disappointing way anybody would
>> [_] Anon 2162481 I'm going to assume this guy didn't really get the jist of what was happening. Because I refuse to believe that he honestly thought those guys were indulging in a good-natured ribbing.
>> [_] Anon 2162484 the cringe it hurts
>> [_] Anon 2162486 I actually went to Tokyo as a study abroad position, and I really feel for this guy. It's hard to recognize when a native is insulting your way of life sometimes. This is especially shitty because they're getting a laugh out of it while it happens.
>> [_] Anon 2162488 idk, i hate his kind, but i legitimately feel bad for the guy. was hard to watch. he obviously doesnt have a strong enough grasp of their language and cultural norms to have a good understanding of what they're implying. those nips are assholes, as well, taking advantage of his lack of comprehension and being dicks to the poor aspie.
>> [_] Anon 2162493 He's like a fat weeaboo napoleon dynamite
>> [_] Anon 2162495 But why would he say "Davido"?
>> [_] Anon 2162497 >># For the same reason he kept saying moe.
>> [_] Anon 2162498 >># Napoleon Dynamite was a cool guy. This fatty is just a neckbeard.
>> [_] Cirno !CIRNOtrFGA 2162499 glorious nippon moe moe kyun
>> [_] Anon 2162501 Video source? I want to see his face as they make fun of him.
>> [_] Anon 2162502 >># Trying to say "David" is as awkward for them as "Davido" sounds to us. It's just very natural for them that every consonant is followed by a vowel sound. You literally couldn't write David in japanese, a close approximation would be ダヴィド, Davido.
>> [_] Anon 2162503 >># I know how the Japanese pronounce things. He really could've just said "David" though. The Japanese have an accent, he doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 2162504 >># And this prevents "Davido" from saying "David"?
>> [_] Anon 2162509 You know what's really great? The fact that he thinks that he could fit in in Japan. What's great about it isn't the fact that he wouldn't fit in because he's a bit weird. Instead, he's overlooked the small fact that even if you've been living there for years, you're always considered an outsider because you're not native Japanese.
>> [_] Anon 2162528 >># >># Oh, yeah. Thought he was asking about the Japanese dude.
>> [_] Anon 2162529 >ITT: weebs getting buttfrustrated
>> [_] Anon 2162531 >># It's not much better quality to be honest http://youtu.be/ecwRObqxUQ8
>> [_] Anon 2162547 nipponjin, pls no bully
>> [_] Anon 2162554 I... I had friends who are just like 'Davido', wanting to go to 'glorious Nippon'. Another reason to not regret cutting ties after high school. How the hell does the 4channer of a group turn out to be the only normal one?
>> [_] Anon 2162557 >># No one here is "buttfrustrated." Personally, I was cringing at him talking japanese. All the "watashi" drops made me want to leave.
>> [_] Anon 2162558 People don't realize that Japan is a really xenophobic society. Foreigners don't get accepted no matter how well they fit in.
>> [_] Anon 2162565 >># To paraphrase a documentary, the reason they invest in robots so much is to replace the migrant workers taking care of the elderly. Unapologetically racist, but relatively justified. Like Swedes decrying no more mosques be built.
>> [_] Anon 2162576 >># They are bullying him. To the general populous in Japan, being an otaku is not a good thing. He basically commits all the social taboos you can over there regarding otaku culture. Honestly, since he seems competent enough in Japanese to get by, and his apparent love for the culture and stuff, I'm amazed he didn't realize he should keep his love for this stuff on the down low. Once they started insulting him outright, you'd think he'd get a clue or two and tone down the craziness.
>> [_] Anon 2162580 >># Is there no video of them visiting the girl in 3248?
>> [_] Anon 2162582 Someone put that tub of lard out of his misery. Also, do we need to nuke them again to teach them some respect? MacArthur would have had them shot for insulting an American, no matter how fat he is! How we've fallen...
>> [_] Anon 2162588 >># Christ dude, it's not like you starts off fluent. Them being weeaboo shouldn't increase your expectation of standards. The dude was barely following along with the conversation, so it's clear he is a novice, probably only learning what he knew in his stay there by being immersed in the culture. He probably doesn't have any local friends he can really bounce language information off, so he'd have to learn through trial.
>> [_] Anon 2162592 Are Otakus the gypsies of Nippon?
>> [_] Anon 2162597 >># as a matter of fact they would be persecuted even more in Japan, as evidenced here. Not only is that "otaku" shit severely frowned upon, but he also has racism to deal with. Plus he's fat. A fat white weeaboo is pretty fucking low on the social ladder in Japan, even more so than in the west where, at least, he can find some* others willing to accept him.
>> [_] Anon 2162601 >># it was probably the first time he had company, Japan was not the place he expected it to be
>> [_] Anon 2162606 I may be wrong, but I get the feeling that he's mainly playing along because he has no idea how to deal with the situation and he's hoping that they'll have their fun and leave him alone.
>> [_] Anon 2162609 >># 4channers are weird fucks in secret, or weird fucks only some of the time. "Davido" is openly a weird fuck, all of the time
>> [_] Anon 2162611 >># Sounds about right, my uncle lives in Japan (airforce), is married to a Japanese woman, and he too can confirm the general racism. It's not all of them, just a significant chunk. Though racism is frowned upon here in the west, the east is much more open about it. Who are we to make them change?
>> [_] Anon 2162613 >># You think we should attack another country for insulting a stupid fat weeaboo? This is why we can't have nice things.
>> [_] Anon 2162614 >># I know this is cruel, but your American Exceptionalism perceptions won't solve anything. We mock our immigrants just as often for their shitty English speaking. This guy kinda asked for it by going full weeb.
>> [_] Anon 2162618 If I hide my vietnamese really well and speak fluent jap, will the japs treat me like white gaijin crap?
>> [_] Black !!1s9weI3o8wX 2162619 >># The same could be said about western culture. Why should we accomodate to their culture or standards if they would never do the same? It seems like north-american countries are expected to do much more to welcome and harbour immigrants, but those overseas are not. I can see why, but it must be frustrating for some. Like Davido here.
>> [_] Anon 2162626 >># Well considering America is made up almost entirely of immigrants, it'd make sense that they continue their immigration policy.
>> [_] Anon 2162631 >># >># Yes he is a pathetic weeaboo, but as a citizen of the Imperial States of America, he deserves some degree of respect. How do you expect us to continue to own the whole world if we are not respected abroad?
>> [_] Anon 2162632 >># Now you're thinking in portals.
>> [_] Anon 2162633 What I don't understand is that if Otakus are as frowned upon there as they here, why does all the culture aspects seem so prevalent there?
>> [_] Anon 2162634 >># Because it sells
>> [_] Anon 2162636 >># The joke is that they just ditched him to go talk to the girl he liked.
>> [_] Anon 2162637 >># >america owning anything You mean China and Israel, right?
>> [_] Anon 2162639 >># that's not how you spell Japan...
>> [_] Anon 2162640 >># You're not going to get any sort of respect for either country if you're overweight, unemployed, and dedicate your freetime assimilating a culture that doesn't even want you to through a collection anime posters.
>> [_] Anon 2162642 >># >China owning anything Israel yes, although they compromise themselves in dealing with us and vise versa. Seriously, if you think China is anything but a paper tiger that's about to burst, you need to pick up some books.
>> [_] Anon 2162643 He doesn't look very rich, so I started imagining how he could be possibly making money over there... I hope it was worth it, Davido-kun.
>> [_] Anon 2162644 Evangelion is shit I seriously wonder why the weeb hard on exists over it
>> [_] Anon 2162646 >># You're right. We get respect through nuclear detonations. That's what they should fear.
>> [_] Anon 2162647 >># It's explained that his parent's are funding him to stay there.
>> [_] Anon 2162650 >># I couldn't watch that far.
>> [_] Anon 2162652 >># Oy vey!
>> [_] Anon 2162654 >># The same reason he had a maid poster I'd imagine.
>> [_] Anon 2162655 >># Shut it down!
>> [_] Anon 2162656 >># So they look down on it, but they keep it around for profit? Smart fuckers. I wouldn't live with myself supporting that.
>> [_] Anon 2162659 >># What are tobacco products for the US?
>> [_] Anon 2162663 >># I needed to pause it at certain points just to keep it together. I don't blame you.
>> [_] Anon 2162665 >># I don't get it
>> [_] Anon 2162668 >># Touche, while both are social taboos to an extent, one actually damage your body, while the other just feeds a ridiculous hobby. I happen to support neither.
>> [_] Anon 2162673 >># The other can indirectly cause damage to the body though because it is often placed on a higher priority than general hygiene and nutrition. >can't afford anything besides ramen because I spent all my money on BDs and merch or something like that.
>> [_] Anon 2162674 >># You can smoke and still be a regular person that can associate with society, buy a figurine or a daiki however and people'll avoid you like a leper
>> [_] Anon 2162675 >># >touché *tips fedora* Please don't do that again.
>> [_] Anon 2162676 >># I promise.
>> [_] Anon 2162682 That poor masculine male. If only he had a fedora.
>> [_] Anon 2162683 >># depends who you're associating with. Some people think smoking is absolutely disgusting and do avoid it like leprosy. Unless you're that one kid in high school health class who reeks of smoke for an assortment of reasons.
>> [_] Anon 2162686 >># What he really needed was an ergonomic mousepad with an ass for a wrist rest.
>> [_] Anon 2162687 >># Those people are few and far in between though. The people who have an opinion that extreme.
>> [_] Anon 2162690 >># It seems like it's becoming more common nowadays with anti-smoking laws placed in many states and propaganda about the evils of smoking in the public school curriculum you see more and more people who see it that way.
>> [_] Anon 2162691 >># That's not true. Having figurines aren't really that looked down upon. It's when you have shelves of them and tons of posters and shit that it starts to become a question of your hobbies. The problem with otakus is the concept of reservation. They're so into it that it is their lives, and it really shows in a number of ways. You can still like anime, manga, and that sort of thing and not be an otaku over there.
>> [_] Anon 2162697 >># I was exaggerating/oversimplifying, sorry. >># I'm from Canada, so I don't know exactly how different your shit is from mine. Yeah our anti-smoking laws are getting tighter, but I don't associate with the 50 year old soccer moms and politicians who make those changes.
>> [_] Anon 2162704 honestly im glad they did this, his fucking parents are paying for his weeaboo garbage and he doesnt have a job even? no just no, they did the right thing telling him to get the fuck out, also to lose 200 pounds, get a goddamned job and cut that crazy shit out.
>> [_] Anon 2162705 >># >you can still like it over there Never mention it. Never spotted watching it. Never posses a single piece of merch. Then wear a bishoujo itashirt just one day, see how zero-effect it really turns out. Same goes for figurines. We're not talking about your fucking Batman fig, we're talking about the immediate mental swerve that happens the very microsecond someone lays eyes on your Sailor Moon fig, even if they know you well. Logic vanishes. Objective analysis of the historical data they have on you is instantly abandoned and replaced with whatever cobbled-together stereotypes American media and facetweets have taught him. Rockstar's still rocking theirs. For someone close, the kneejerk will fade a little. Otherwise, the damage is permanent. Best case scenario, you watch cartoons for little kids. Worst case, your employer is informed that you're a pedorapist.
>> [_] Anon 2162711 Pretty big thread by /f/ standards.
>> [_] Anon 2162719 3autistic5me
>> [_] Anon 2162720 >># You didn't see the 300+ post thread about some bitch and beta in gamestop did you
>> [_] Anon 2162723 >># Did that seriously make it to 300 posts, I stopped paying attention after like 50?!