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[_] Anon 3514755
>> [_] Anon 3514760 Give this man a sandwich!
>> [_] Anon 3514800 >># >this kills the ruffle I can download, chill, before someone snaps.
>> [_] Anon 3514801 6.757 btw

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[_] Anon 3495628 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3495697 I FUCKIBNG LOVE ON EFRAM PER SECOND BANNEDANIME IS THE SHIT YOU GODDAMN KIKE! HOIW TO STRIKE THE OK! IT'S LIke that teime UI wnet to the stroek and mbaning yoiur muoinm

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] I got 8256 km John Moses Browning 3485959

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[_] Beat 8438km John Moses Browning 3437919 The windscreen wipers actually work! Even with water! Definitely one of my favorite flashgames Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3438023 11024
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3438024 >># Impressive

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Other)
[_] Anon 3428092 glad to see this place still kicking
>> [_] Anon 3428096 >># danm das a gud flasch
>> [_] Anon 3428134 got 6k kilometers
>> [_] Anon 3428167 >># 7.875 love the first track

File: TURBO.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 3360546 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3360591 Fabulous
>> [_] Anon 3360595 4,897km
>> [_] Anon 3360644 do you have any control over your car?
>> [_] Anon 3360658 6,059 KM
>> [_] Anon 3360663 10,829 km >># Yes. Dont yank the steering wheel around like a retard on meth and you should be able to control it just fine

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 3327410 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3327479 Oh wow, it's been ages since I last saw this posted.
>> [_] Anon 3327554 The Wunderbaum elevates this flash to perfection

File: TURBO.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Test your driving skill Anon 3318736 >rip off steering wheel, go careening back and forth >floor it Pro strats, boys don't know this Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3318754 >># >0.648km Not bad
>> [_] Anon 3318764 This seems easier, I hit about 5 cars and 4 deer before my car broke. 20.909km
>> [_] Anon 3318765 >># I didn't even know there were deer in this game. I made it 7.008 with no steering wheel tho.
>> [_] Anon 3318815 >># Neither did I. It starts to rain and you start getting cars changing lanes later on.
>> [_] Anon 3318869 >># You get mud as well as rain a bit later then the deer appear, they always face you they look really wacky flying across the road. They are hard to avoid because the move so fast.
>> [_] Anon 3318871 Got to 20km and literally could barely see a damn thing anymore. Got pushed into oncoming traffic by a semi. 10/10 game
>> [_] Anon 3318955 Isn't there a version of this game where you play as a bear driving through a forest?
>> [_] Anon 3318995 just shy of 2000km

File: Night ride.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 3288850
>> [_] Anon 3288882 Does the difficulty increase beyond cars changing lanes or is that it?
>> [_] Anon 3288886 Punched down the gas pedal, held it down, nothing else... 5.035 Km....... is that good?

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[_] SPEED DEMON Anon 3261696 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3261705 There's a neat little glitch where if you position your car to face the other road while your vehicle is skidding on the middle, you won't get hit
>> [_] Anon 3261768 5,269 km
>> [_] Anon 3261807 3.196km So this is what it is like to drive a chinese car.
>> [_] Anon 3261808 5.635km This car definitely has more power than my real car.
>> [_] Anon 3261864 7.340km My new record. I didn't know there is rain in this game.

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[_] = 3254223
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3254271 Consoles will never have such awesome games PC: 1 Consoles: 0
>> [_] Anon 3254305 >># just you wait when ps store starts to accept steam greenlight's rejects
>> [_] Anon 3254310 Oh fuck, this music is doing things to my dick
>> [_] Anon 3254322 14.071 km It gets tougher when the cars start changing lanes and the rain picks up.
>> [_] = 3254331 >># Think that's tough, wait for the dozens of fucking deer to start running back and forth across the road past 15km.
>> [_] Anon 3254335 >># on a trackpad and the entire thing is just OH FUCK OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK

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[_] Drive as far as you can! Anon 3249830 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3249834 Man, this shit is hilarious. >try to grab the shiftstick >grab one of the dashboard switches instead >it comes off >fuck >scratch that i gotta steer >hey this steering wheel is kinda wonky >i wonder if >yup it came off
>> [_] Anon 3249841 >># all that with his arm leisurely leaning on an opened window of his car not giving a fuck His name must be probably Saad
>> [_] Anon 3249898 6,291
>> [_] Anon 3249902 only managed to get to around 20. I blame it on the fact that there's only one tree available when this is obviously a two tree drive.
>> [_] Anon 3249903 >use hands to push brake >it breaks >pull it anyways >nightrider TURBO.swf
>> [_] Anon 3249921 >oh shit, i'm gonna hit that guy >grab steering wheel >punch windshield >it cracked
>> [_] Anon 3249932 >># he dont give a fuk
>> [_] Anon 3249957 this game is shit >shiftstick >2 pedals
>> [_] Anon 3249990 1.811
>> [_] Anon 3249995 >># s-s-saved
>> [_] Anon 3249998 remember to try the different radio stations, these tracks are groovy >># lulz

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[_] = 3247250 My record is 18.3 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3247307 imagine being so strong that you can rip out the steering wheel with one hand
>> [_] Anon 3247340 YOU CAN RIP OFF THE SCENTED TREE AND THERES ELECTRICAL WIRES IN IIT WHY
>> [_] Anon 3247342 >># people drive like this where I'm from so this is pretty easy.

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[_] Anon 3235457
>> [_] Anon 3235474 >># sick
>> [_] Anon 3235493 quite the fuckin game i can barely tell whats happening
>> [_] Anon 3235500 >># the only reason you wouldnt be able to see is if u were bad. Git Gud. 7.777 km

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[_] Let's have some fun Anon 3157785
>> [_] Anon 3157792 >># Can't do this with a webm, deleting /f/ would really be a mistake.
>> [_] Anon 3157811 >># this is badass thank you so much man im gonna post tonight now
>> [_] Anon 3157853 I dont usually do this, but since /f/ is about to be deleted, what is the first song that plays I have legitimately been looking for it for years. >i just found it Welp

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[_] TURBO Anon 3135958 For >>>/v/349114651 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3136000 >># thanks senpai
>> [_] Anon 3136146 lol

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Post /f/ stuff John Moses Browning 3114517 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3114520 well this I haven't seen in a year
>> [_] Anon 3114628 Change the song Rip off steering wheel Floor the gas 6.170km
>> [_] Anon 3114710 >># good stuff had me rolling
>> [_] Anon 3114722 >># darn, only 2 km
>> [_] Anon 3114729 >># Fourth time's the charm. 8.724km.

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[_] I drive = 3087293
>> [_] Anon 3087311 2.739 km
>> [_] = 3087314 >># http://i.imgur.com/mO8PcxF.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3087315 >># You let go of the steering wheel when someone is unavoidably going to hit you, right? So it doesn't come off?
>> [_] Anon 3087324 Never even touched the steering wheel and I went 1.411 km. This game is still shit.
>> [_] Anon 3087348 Easy mode: Tear out your steering wheel at the beginning, then hit the gas until you lose. Got 12000 that way.
>> [_] Anon 3087354 >># sometimes when you cant brake before a concrete wall, you have to accelerate instead, hoping the impact its so powerful to kill you instantly. learned this the hard way.
>> [_] Anon 3087359 >># car spawning is rng scrub. u just were lucky

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Anime)
[_] Anon 2970997
>> [_] Anon 2971102 So I went to that persons soundcloud, but they have a buttfuck load of songs. Which ones are they.
>> [_] Normie Scum !pFLTp2Po.w 2971103 I've been an auto mechanic for 15 years now. I can safely say this is not how an automobile comes apart.
>> [_] Anon 2971114 that audio literally raped my ears owwwwwwwww

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] more actual flash-made flashes = 2957723 http://i.imgur.com/7Fr9jD8.jpg Beat my score if you're so great. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2957750 http://imgur.com/3TNdKw3 http://imgur.com/h85Kfyd already did
>> [_] Anon 2957755 >># I completely forgot about this game
>> [_] = 2957766 >># Seems legit, пидpилa ёбaнaя.
>> [_] Anon 2957771 People who have a fear of driving think this is how it's done.
>> [_] Anon 2957807 >># >implying it's not You must be Benson on a roadtrip. No fun.
>> [_] Anon 2957808 most realistic driving experience since mario kart 64!
>> [_] Anon 2957822 This'd be really easy if I have compound eyes
>> [_] Anon 2957893 >># Go back to reddit.

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[_] Anon 2945186 Gonna try for the high score, 111.035 km is the one to beat. FOR GL/O/RY! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2945227 I did it, I got the high score. 112.803 km http://i.imgur.com/5PAENoC.png
>> [_] Anon 2945229 >># holy shit m8 WAT racing champion
>> [_] Anon 2945232 >># Special thanks to whoever made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8_sfYwo anU I started it off when I started playing, did a few dry runs and then went for the long haul. It was nearly the perfect length, ended when I hit 112.5 km.
>> [_] Anon 2945382 More like night drunkard, why the fuck isnt he using both hands?

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[_] = 2930971 >18.3 km, git on my level
>> [_] Anon 2930974 I had no idea what was going on and instantly pulled my steeringwheel off. Then I just crashed a bunch because I couldn't control anything. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2931009 G O T Y O T Y Less buggy than a AAA game.
>> [_] Anon 2931090 I got 8km
>> [_] Anon 2931098 songpl
>> [_] Anon 2931116 >yfw the WAT high scores are mine FOR THE GLORY OF /o/!
>> [_] Anon 2931124 sauce on the first song

File: nightriderturbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2817561
>> [_] Anon 2817615 i hate this not fun
>> [_] Anon 2817630 >># 4.947km this is tricky
>> [_] Anon 2817644 >># 7.91 niqa

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[_] Gaimz Anon 2808898 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2809117 7.500 km
>> [_] Anon 2809133 WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2809138 can you still drive after you rip off the steering wheel?
>> [_] Anon 2809148 The first song reminds me of Punch Out hella hard.
>> [_] Anon 2809211 10.5 km. I hate when it starts raining.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2769069
>> [_] Anon 2769099 >4.7k Just drive the middle line.

File: nightriderturbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2761151
>> [_] Anon 2761159 Oh yes, more remixed Lotus vidya music. > 7.705 km Also how do I grab the wheel without smashing the wind screen?
>> [_] Anon 2761161 8.154km Just get the car going side to side and hold down the gas
>> [_] Anon 2761162 >># by gripping the bottom of the wheel

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2759019
>> [_] Anon 2759038 FUCCEN SAVED
>> [_] Anon 2759057 >># >unable to dodge cars and make hard turns because the wheel breaks easily what a great game.
>> [_] Anon 2759060 >># nice! one of best on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2759064 >># Gotta' be subtle, amigo. Also, you don't need to move much to dodge a car. The hit zone is very small.
>> [_] Anon 2759072 >># 5,955 KM

File: nightriderturbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] some good ass music to drive to Anon 2756570
>> [_] Anon 2756573 why does my gear stick have wires?
>> [_] Anon 2756576 Shitty Korean Cars
>> [_] Anon 2756577 >># The same reason the air fashioner does
>> [_] Anon 2756583 >># >gear stick >># >air fashioner Have you guys ever driven a car? Or read a book?
>> [_] Anon 2756585 Why is there a clutch if you can't even shift? This guy drives like a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2756655 >># I laughed, would play again >2756577
>> [_] Anon 2756667 I like how all the music tracks are remixes from those old Lotus games. Fuck yes, Space Ninja.
>> [_] Anon 2756676 >># Shit, I meant Metal Machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJLqKvg1 r5k Space Ninja is still good though.
>> [_] Anon 2756742 >># Now that's a stupid question

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] slide it Anon 2754874
>> [_] Anon 2754892 5.071
>> [_] Anon 2754903 Always fun. 7.556
>> [_] Anon 2754905 5.769 thanks for this OP
>> [_] Anon 2754916 This is how you drive in Poland
>> [_] Chollux 2754933 Best driving sim ever. Very lifelike.
>> [_] Anon 2754944 jesus christ it's /o/
>> [_] Anon 2754946 Decided to floor it and do nothing. 5.824 km. Derp.
>> [_] Anon 2755008 6.74 :P

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[_] Gotta go fast. Anon 2721260 Unrelated, anyone have 0.5.28 of Trials in Tainted Space? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2721271 got to 8.009 km, is that good?
>> [_] Anon 2721308 >># I got to 20,020, but I fully acknowledge that it was half by luck.
>> [_] Anon 2721397 2,409 >i suck
>> [_] Anon 2721432 Took me awhile to figure out I could steer if I didn't rip out the wheel. Also is this guy on meth or something?
>> [_] Anon 2721437 Made 14 KM.. Fuck this.

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[_] Anon 2697690 DYLAN IS GAY
>> [_] Anon 2697737 I've found that with this flash you're better off just doing nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2697745 >># Steer to the center of the lanes and alternate back and forth. Make sure to grab the top of the wheel.
>> [_] notetaker 2697748 isnt there a bear version of this?

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[_] rip in pasta paul walker = 2694867 Cars start switching lanes at 10km After 15 honest to god fucking deer burst out of every single crack of asphalt What happens after 20 I genuinely don't know. http://i.imgur.com/zsiuqJ2.jpg Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2694892 I can barely get past 5km
>> [_] Anon 2694927 >># LINK TO ORIGINAL GAME LMAOO
>> [_] Anon 2694939 >># Made by Sos sosowski,Nice mate. Search it on google,nightrider turbo. Its the same guy who made Mcpixel
>> [_] Anon 2695004 >># shit! my car is falling apart!
>> [_] Anon 2695020 >># I once made it to 15 or so KM by letting it run at full speed with the steering wheel pulled out. A god damn miracle happened that day and it was wasted on a flash game.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2659070 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2659080 >># 6.840km hot wheels beat that
>> [_] Anon 2659139 somebody actually took time out of their life to make this
>> [_] Anon 2659149 >># >everythinggoingbetterthanexpected >steering wheel breaks off wut
>> [_] Anon 2659183 >># 11,059km

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] V-TEC JUST KICKED IN YO! Anon 2649075
>> [_] Anon 2649128 6.7854 GIT FUCKING GUD
>> [_] Anon 2649162 That's what you get for buying an American-made car.
>> [_] Anon 2649187 >># 7.506 Not even hard.
>> [_] Anon 2649208 27.709 get fucked
>> [_] Anon 2649211 I love that second music in the radio.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2636419
>> [_] Anon 2636431 >># >Driving with one hand Fuck this retard
>> [_] Anon 2636461 >># >driving with two hands get a load of this faggot
>> [_] Anon 2636462 >># what are you a nigger?
>> [_] Anon 2636488 >># >># >># So sad you fags can't even drive with your cock.
>> [_] Anon 2636494 WHY IS AN ALIEN DRIVING A CAR?
>> [_] Anon 2636553 19.123 km fucking deers

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[_] /r/ king Caesar thumb up/down game Anon 2627775 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2627798 here you go >>#
>> [_] Anon 2627799 2215
>> [_] Anon 2627842 it took me a while to rip through this flash to get the music for this.
>> [_] Anon 2627851 >electric steering wheel Well that's a problem
>> [_] Anon 2627871 >># DefineBinaryData tags IDs 22, 26, 31 and 43, in .mod format, right? Took me all of a minute with Flashbulb.

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] rip in piece paul walker = 2620134 http://s017.radikal.ru/i440/1412/43/30b2 f36742cf.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2620144 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2620146 >># gg no re
>> [_] Anon 2620228 >># This should get reposted every day.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2617743 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2617750 this is fucking great
>> [_] Anon 2617784 Apparently this guy also made McPixel.
>> [_] Anon 2617797 that rare but awesome moment when the steering wheel isnt the first thing to break
>> [_] Anon 2617800 This game actually is playable. Eventually you get bugs splattering on the window (why it's a good idea to break the wipers early on), cars changing lanes and animals running in the road.
>> [_] Anon 2617822 Cool. Once you get the hang of it, it's pretty fun and intense. Only got 11237km so far. The trick is to just pick two lanes and drive down the middle of them, and swerve only a little bit to dodge any vehicles. The game is pretty generous with how close you can get without actually hitting.
>> [_] Anon 2617842 >># Reminds me of my friday nights and the need for speed game.
>> [_] Anon 2617853 >># It's certainly a gem.
>> [_] Anon 2617914 >># this, just made 5.188 after hitting 3 times and still having control
>> [_] Anon 2617967 >># Made 5.1 with just the accelerator

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[_] ITS TIME Anon 2603737 STOP LOOKING AT PORN AND PLAY FOR SCORE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2603744 >># 4.06 KM I love this game
>> [_] Anon 2603882 >># 3.9 Only now I realised you could turn on the lights, and that you actually need the wipers...
>> [_] Anon 2603888 5.53 by holding down the gass

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Other)
[_] Anon 2578523
>> [_] Anon 2578624 10.971 I did a good.
>> [_] Anon 2578631 fucking steering wheel breaks so easily
>> [_] = 2578637 rip in pizzas paul walker 2fast2furious >almost 15km
>> [_] = 2578646 http://s020.radikal.ru/i704/1410/e7/b3cc 21f63331.jpg It starts to rain after 5, people switch lanes after 10 and no kidding, fucking deer burst out after 15.

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[_] the lack of [G] on /f/ disappoints me Anon 2522469
>> [_] Anon 2522532 quality content on /f/ >no comments
>> [_] Anon 2522535 muh wheel! y u do dis ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2522579 how has this not gotten game of the year yet
>> [_] Britfag Americano 2522589 17.795 km. i've done better before i think.
>> [_] Anon 2522611 source on those sick midis?
>> [_] Anon 2522615 >># svetlana tovarisch I checked her whole soundcloud but I can't find the one that plays when you start driving
>> [_] Anon 2522644 Sometimes I like to just tear off the steering wheel and floor it, then just see where it takes me.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Other)
[_] Anon 2505687
>> [_] Anon 2505715 >># 5.030 Km Who let an alien drive anyway?
>> [_] Anon 2505720 >># lol 8.721 km Get on my level pleb
>> [_] Anon 2505726 all u have to do is point the car into the wall and hold down the gas.... made it to 20km first try not hard shit game gg
>> [_] Anon 2505727 >># i made it 1,293,3911 kms first try without touching the keyboard or mouse

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[_] Anon 2456202 Paul Walker Simulator 2014
>> [_] Anon 2456244 >Paul Walker Simulator 2014

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[_] best game Anon 2454411 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2454458 >># HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIT LOOK AT THEM DUBS
>> [_] Anon 2454467 >6.4km I'm the best driver ever.
>> [_] Anon 2454475 >># bulsheet
>> [_] Anon 2454484 >># http://i.imgur.com/fPgDzOv.png
>> [_] Anon 2454582 everything breaks and falls apart, unable to slow down or stop should have named this toyota instead

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] POST HIGHSCORES Anon 2439443 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2439473 first attempt today, 5.8km
>> [_] Anon 2439521 6.112 on 2nd try just by holding down the gas
>> [_] Anon 2439522 7002 km
>> [_] Anon 2439528 10.345 km
>> [_] Anon 2439535 25.000 niggers

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] are you a real human bean = 2403041 and a real hero? http://s006.radikal.ru/i215/1406/a6/33f4 205312d1.png
>> [_] Anon 2403045 9.2km, too easy.
>> [_] Anon 2403069 The morale is not to be that douchebag that drives with one hand.
>> [_] Anon 2403070 just pull the annoying radio, then softly pull the speed pedal thing and hold it in mid air, and it drives very fast almost forever if you're lucky, reached 15km that way
>> [_] Anon 2403083 seriously no comments about the ending music? its epic
>> [_] Anon 2403089 I like how you can just casually, one handedly rip the steering wheel right off the car.
>> [_] Anon 2403117 >># Kind of reminds me of the old C&C music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap6QaDBZ JwM&feature=kp
>> [_] Anon 2403156 >># Yeah, with that dinky noodle-arm. Also, how do you bail out?
>> [_] Anon 2403175 12.295km For the longest time I was driving with a screen full of cleaner fluid. __ [Return] [Top] __

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[_] Anon 2386318 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Drunkard who doesn't know what day it is 2386332 Died laughing, I am now dead. This is the best thing I've seen on /f/ in months.
>> [_] Anon 2386359 >># Skinny as hell arms, too.
>> [_] Anon 2386416 >># im glad im not the only one omg this was awesome
>> [_] Anon 2386452 Why am I E.T.?

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Real Life Car Driving Sim John Moses Browning 2369015 FUND IT! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] AdamB15 2369027 Fuck, that was so lifelike!
>> [_] Anon 2369032 lold so hard
>> [_] Anon 2369037 My dream goes like this sometimes
>> [_] Anon 2369038 Some tips: first thing, yank the lever for the wipers off. They'll turn on and stay on. It starts raining eventually and you'll need them. Concerning driving, don't hold the steering wheel. Click, drag, and release so the steering wheel returns to center. Obviously, stay on the right side of the road if you can. You have less time to dodge cars in the oncoming lane.
>> [_] Anon 2369045 foken hilariouous
>> [_] Anon 2369046 This should be named crackhead driving sim
>> [_] Anon 2369066 4.8km
>> [_] Anon 2369067 FUCK THE BRAKES SNAP THEM OFF AND THROW THEM OUT
>> [_] Anon 2369073 >># y not just yank it all off? this nigger doesn't need anything, and got 3.98km
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2369084 >># This
>> [_] Anon 2369094 >Doing pretty well >Snap off the window wiper lever like >># said >Not paying attention >Car right in front of me >EVASIVE MANEUVERS >Snap off the steering wheel >Fuuck >Skidding up and down the highway, holding onto the gas for dear life >Highway_to_the_danger_zone.mp3 >Smash a shitload of times, eventually just sitting there with a car with literally nothing in it 8.407km though.
>> [_] Anon 2369097 wtf. cars are fucking swerving into my shit from a 90 degree angle
>> [_] Anon 2369099 >># They work like doom sprites, where they're always facing you.
>> [_] Anon 2369104 I love the lotus inspired music.
>> [_] Anon 2369108 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFusm7Y- sJU Track 3+6 for life.
>> [_] Anon 2369189 this is awesme
>> [_] Anon 2369212 9.512 km
>> [_] Anon 2369216 >># you forgot part 2 mate
>> [_] Anon 2369220 5.73 doing nothing but holding down the gas pedal

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2351714
>> [_] Anon 2351866 4.855km niggas
>> [_] Anon 2351870 5.53 ^-^

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2350052
>> [_] Anon 2350083 2.9KM eeeh
>> [_] Anon 2350089 got 3.218 k somehow >pull everything out I was just enjoying the ride
>> [_] Anon 2350130 5.431 KM Niguuuuh
>> [_] Anon 2350155 why is the gear lever attached with electrical wires?!
>> [_] Anon 2350160 6.998 km
>> [_] Anon 2350178 If you don't rip out the steering wheel, you can go pretty far.
>> [_] Anon 2350179 i lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 2350191 >rip out brakes right away I Drive.
>> [_] Anon 2350195 >># >steering What are you, casual?
>> [_] Anon 2350200 >># Very. Lol, would it be funny if I were drinking during this?
>> [_] Anon 2350219 >># >implying everyone on /f/ is not hammered out of their minds
>> [_] Anon 2350241 >># Fair enough.
>> [_] Anon 2350256 >># wait im suppose to be drunk while on /f/? damn i knew i was doing something wrong...
>> [_] Anon 2350259 I almost made it 5 KM but then the usual shit happened.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] 4 da crew Anon 2335080 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2335084 tanks bb
>> [_] Anon 2335097 THROW DA WHEEL
>> [_] Anon 2335098 Damn this + Epic Trip = Very Epic Trip
>> [_] Anon 2335102 >># Someone needs to fuse them into a single flash game
>> [_] Anon 2335119 oh man i'm laughing so hard
>> [_] Anon 2335122 >pull steering wheel >pull shifter IT'S ALL IN JESUS' HANDS NOW
>> [_] Anon 2335125 I was laughing so hard I had a head on collision with a semi.
>> [_] Anon 2335130 >># "I'm still driving down the road, and that damn semi just hit my front fender"
>> [_] Anon 2335235 Just... The best...

File: paul walker simulator.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2333109 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2333136 This is one name change I approve of.
>> [_] Anon 2333169 >># too late man
>> [_] Anon 2333173 >pull out shifter >pull off wheel >put faith in Jesus
>> [_] Anon 2333192 Ironically theres a lot of additional driving obstacles in this,but they take way too long to get to.
>> [_] Anon 2333214 Holy fuck this is crazy lol
>> [_] Anon 2333224 >># 1.073km of jesus loving action
>> [_] Anon 2333260 >># So far I've seen rain, vehicles turning into other lanes, and deer. What else is there?
>> [_] Anon 2333289 17.807 km Fuking deers, I might add. Anyone know how to avoid them?
>> [_] Anon 2333292 >># only thing left to do is punch the shit out of the windshield
>> [_] Anon 2333293 >># >deers illiteracy detected
>> [_] Anon 2333297 >># >tfw the steering wheel comes off in your hand the first time
>> [_] Anon 2333300 >># Im not really fucking them, it is just an expression, furfag.
>> [_] Anon 2333321 >># somehow I managed to get 1.5km out of that
>> [_] Official Wrinkle Face™ creator 2333330 wow epic upvotes to the left
>> [_] Official Wrinkle Face™ creator 2333332 kekkan
>> [_] Anon 2333364 Portal to le repeating digits :^) >>#
>> [_] Anon 2333366 >># The plural of "deer" is deer dumbfuck
>> [_] Anon 2333385 >># hahaha Intentional or not that was gold.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2331268 Tits
>> [_] Anon 2331269 1.206 kilometers bretty good
>> [_] Anon 2331270 >rip the fucking steering wheel off AND careen into oncoming traffic SHIT ASS TWENTY ONE NIGGERS COCKING FUCK >start steering with the wiper lever wat
>> [_] Anon 2331334 3.220km, try to beat that niggers
>> [_] Anon 2331365 >># 8.220km http://postimg.org/image/wf3551stx/
>> [_] Anon 2331417 That is some serious white knuckle driving
>> [_] Anon 2331423 4.949 pretty rad
>> [_] Anon 2331425 I got 6,2 km just from holding down the speeder.
>> [_] sage 2331430 2.1km this sums up my daily commute

File: Sonic Flash.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Gotta Go Fast! Sonic the Hedgehog 2329753 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2329755 First try: 0.717 km :\
>> [_] Anon 2329797 best when drunk.
>> [_] Anon 2329805 Step 1: Tear out brake pedal. (You weren't going to use it anyway. Step 2: Ensure that your windshield wipers function properly (Safety first). Step 3: Turn on your four-ways (Make sure the other drivers know who you are). Step 4: Punch the gas pedal with the might of Thor and don't let go (Tomorrow is for pussies, who didn't try hard enough today). >4.435 km
>> [_] Anon 2329833 >># holy shit, 3.820 km doing that
>> [_] Anon 2329998 >># 7.815 by skipping steps 2 and 3 we're refining a process here

File: night_rider_turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Oh shit oh fuck Anon 2326909 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2326911 7.2 KM
>> [_] Anon 2326946 holy shit that was cool
>> [_] Anon 2326958 I have never gotten past 9.2 KM. Hell, the farthest I've gotten without hitting anything was 1.6 KM.
>> [_] Anon 2326968 Oh my god this game is awesome. My sides became cosmonauts when the steering wheel came off and I'm just waving it around pretending it's doing something.
>> [_] Anon 2326982 11.044 KM before my windshield whited out and I said "fuck it", tore the fuck out of the dashboard and found glory in a head on collision. Now I want to watch Vanishing Point.
>> [_] lol Anon 2327058 well played anon. rofl
>> [_] Anon 2327081 is this shit nerfed?
>> [_] Anon 2327085 is this slowed down?
>> [_] Anon 2327088 Russian driving sim?
>> [_] Anon 2327090 seems slower
>> [_] Anon 2327101 is it slowed down?

File: night_rider_turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2301081
>> [_] Anon 2301104 That was cool
>> [_] Anon 2301111 9,173 km
>> [_] Anon 2301139 10.051km, new personal record. Managed to last a while not ripping the wheel off just by being super gentle with it, but there was only so much I could do as it went further along.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2283028 post your score Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2283029 >1794 I was trying, I really was
>> [_] Anon 2283035 >4407 its something, amirite?
>> [_] Anon 2283043 3700 Holy fishtails, Batman! I'm king of the fucking road.
>> [_] Anon 2283059 Roger
>> [_] Anon 2283065 5806 eat my cock niggers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ 3Yc
>> [_] Anon 2283069 >4059
>> [_] ponies Mel gibson law 2283082 >6548 e.e jealous?
>> [_] Anon 2283083 Anyone remember the flash where two ahri's makeout?
>> [_] Anon 2283084 3124 I crashed once and then it was over. Couldn't see past the glass.
>> [_] Anon 2283105 >># http://prntscr.com/2qorwj nope because I am still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ 3Yc
>> [_] Anon 2283112 >># http://swfchan.com/30/145279/?league+of+ charms.swf
>> [_] Anon 2283113 hahahaha this reminds me of Envirobear 2000.
>> [_] EST 2283118 9.308 U jelly?
>> [_] Anon 2283120 0.905 km beat that anon
>> [_] Anon 2283143 12589 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2283155 >grab gas petal for whole game >6.429
>> [_] Anon 2283161 >># shit this works 7.772
>> [_] Anon 2283175 10.213km rain obscured the window, couldn't see shit.
>> [_] Anon 2283180 this game controls are brilliant lol
>> [_] Anon 2283182 >17.307 http://prntscr.com/2qpoi1 Can anyone do better?
>> [_] Anon 2283184 he just fucking rips shit off the car im dying
>> [_] Anon 2283198 got like 10.3 Committed sushi because this is a fucking awful game

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] A delicate touch AntiDeCappo !!U3kfkk2JswA 2275714 Post your longest distance. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2275735 >3,942 >rip off the gas pedal >gottagofast
>> [_] Anon 2275754 Reminiscent of enviro-bear
>> [_] Anon 2275756 6.796 Farther than I've ever gotten before.
>> [_] Anon 2275758 >># 0,605 high 5 all around
>> [_] Anon 2275784 >try to grab steering wheel >punch windshield Just like real life!
>> [_] Anon 2275787 >steering wheel brakes >brakes fall off >soon everything gets ripped off >gas pedal remains >keep pushing that shit
>> [_] Anon 2275791 3.288 last time i saw this i thought it was just a joke flash where you couldnt do anything this is genuinely fun to try and actually play
>> [_] Anon 2275824 8.421 Just get yourself in a zigzag pattern and hold the gas at a reasonable distance and, whoosh! Don't know where I'm going, but I'm getting there.
>> [_] Anon 2275825 5.6 >implying anything but the gas pedal matters
>> [_] AntiDeCappo !!U3kfkk2JswA 2275834 I like how the headlights and flashers work. Then I rip them off and throw them out the window. Radio works, too
>> [_] Anon 2275839 Tip: Start by turning on your wipers, then rip the lever off. You'll need them to be turned on later, if you get that far.
>> [_] Anon 2275869 10.420 >dat gentle steering

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2274045 POST YOUR HIGH SCORES, BABY! LET'S ROCK THIS SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 2274046 Got 3,974.
>> [_] Anon 2274047 7.352km
>> [_] Anon 2274050 1.112km
>> [_] Anon 2274068 4.258km
>> [_] Anon 2274069 18.541km
>> [_] Anon 2274071 >Push down on the gas pedal without steering >Get 3.5k Alright
>> [_] Anon 2274075 >># Oh wait, 4,329 second try. Sure is hard.
>> [_] Anon 2274076 16.284 km
>> [_] Anon 2274078 3.715 xD
>> [_] Anon 2274079 9,452
>> [_] Anon 2274119 5.211
>> [_] Anon 2274139 8638
>> [_] Anon 2274171 2.308

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Driving Simulator John Moses Browning 2267116
>> [_] Anon 2267176 5.791 personal best
>> [_] Anon 2267177 Feels like my life
>> [_] Anon 2267200 5.836 km
>> [_] Anon 2267208 7.7 K. Sheeit.
>> [_] Anon 2267213 >># >change music >swerve into other lane >hit truck >steering wheel breaks off
>> [_] Anon 2267214 this is amazing, I can't stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 2267216 I broke my sides as soon as the steering wheel flew the fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2267264 that was....surprisingly fun
>> [_] Anon 2267269 how do i braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?????????????? 11111111111111
>> [_] Anon 2267285 >># Try the pedal next to the gas. Not that it does a lot.
>> [_] Anon 2267287 10/10 best game iv ever seen on /f/

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] best driving simulator Anon 2248106
>> [_] Anon 2248111 9.305
>> [_] Anon 2248119 PAUL WALKER - THE GAME YOU JUST LOST IT
>> [_] Anon 2248158 http://gyazo.com/0f7fdc7575f8c761d84bfbf f8485d71f yolo
>> [_] Anon 2248168 6.832
>> [_] Anon 2248173 http://i.imgur.com/nY0f2N5.png
>> [_] Anon 2248288 The steering wheel comes off the first time I hit ANYTHING.... what am I driving, a Yugo?
>> [_] Anon 2248295 >the moment when the driving wheel comes-off priceless
>> [_] Anon 2248319 If only the windshield would break instead of cracking all over the place, would make things easier

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2237952
>> [_] Anon 2238037 6000 something. I actually managed to spend a minute or two just driving and not running into anything.
>> [_] Anon 2238052 6.424km hit gas never stop

File: TURBO.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] BEST FUCKING GAME EVER Anon 2230749 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2230755 is there any way to not rip off the steering wheel?
>> [_] Anon 2230761 stay on the dotted lines and gentle touch
>> [_] Anon 2230788 great soundtrack, would've been infinitely better if the steering wheel wouldn't detach
>> [_] Anon 2230790 damnit this steering wheel is made of cardboard or this guy is the fuckin hulk
>> [_] Anon 2230793 accurate_depiction_of_us_car_quality.swf
>> [_] Anon 2230801 >># if you hit something while holding the steering wheel, it gets ripped off.
>> [_] Anon 2230809 why cant i rip my arm off
>> [_] Anon 2230819 paul walker simulator 2013
>> [_] Anon 2230820 >># Then don't detach it. Also you can change songs by tapping the radio. 4 different tracks, if I'm not mistaken.
>> [_] Anon 2230830 Also, you can activate GOTTAGOFAST-mode with the throttle.
>> [_] Anon 2230833 >># But that means taking your hand off the steering wheel and piling into the back (or front) of some jackhole.
>> [_] Anon 2230862 Steering is for faggots. I clocked 7.549 km and I was going 400 km/h when the speedo came loose.
>> [_] Anon 2230865 Best I could get is 5.something
>> [_] Anon 2230884 >># 4827. suck it fags
>> [_] Anon 2230893 >steering wheel >connected by wires
>> [_] Anon 2230894 >># 4.997 km just by holding down the gas
>> [_] Anon 2230895 >># thats what i did, lol
>> [_] Anon 2230896 how do they know how far i've gone when the first thing i do is rip off the odometer?
>> [_] Anon 2230898 wont let me shift into reverse 2/10

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] 3fast5furious = 2220700
>> [_] Anon 2220706 I'm laughing way harder than I should be
>> [_] Anon 2220746 oh my god I seriously pissed myself my sides are in another dimensio right now
>> [_] Anon 2220748 Playing this for the first time is hilarious. I'm pretty sure people always end up ripping the steering wheel straight away.
>> [_] Anon 2220766 4.3332 KM
>> [_] Anon 2220787 http://puu.sh/5MgWS.png
>> [_] Anon 2220819 Holy shit what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2220834 reminds me of Enviro-Bear 2000
>> [_] Anon 2220856 PAUL WALKER - THE GAME
>> [_] Anon 2220865 >># Made by the same guy.
>> [_] Anon 2220888 If you just stay in your lane, motherfuckers come at you anyway. This is worst than the holocaust.

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2218794
>> [_] Anon 2218826 35km When do I win?
>> [_] Anon 2218891 How does this asshole even make it out of his driveway in the morning without ripping off his steering wheel?
>> [_] Anon 2218902 why can't you rip off your left arm

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] Anon 2215636
>> [_] Anon 2215677 What is this I don't even...
>> [_] Anon 2215696 this shit is actually brilliant it would be nice if there was an easier mode tho
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2215699 This music is so delicious
>> [_] Anon 2215716 >># 3704 first try
>> [_] Anon 2215722 Good stuff
>> [_] Anon 2215728 this hurts to play but it's so wicked at the same time
>> [_] Anon 2215751 source of music anywhere? I love the theme but it only plays on my tab for so long while I do other shit
>> [_] Anon 2215757 Handles just like my old Civic, except this car has turn signals.

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] /f/ needs more [G] Anon 2208405
>> [_] Anon 2208415 This is why MacGyver should never build a car.
>> [_] Anon 2208421 does anyone know where to find that first song that plays when you ride? I cannot find it on her soundcloud
>> [_] Anon 2208427 5512 km. The trick is to stay on the dotted lines.
>> [_] Anon 2208429 This is damn good.
>> [_] Anon 2208440 > trying to turn on the wiper blades to clear the windshield > keep grabbing the fucking vents

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] In memoriam of Paul Walker Anon 2205511 good night sweet prince Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2205561 5.712 km
>> [_] Anon 2205569 Punch the gas and grab the wheel when something is incoming, I always get 4k - 6k doing this until I accidentally pull the gas pedal or steering wheel off
>> [_] Anon 2205573 holy shit ive never leaughed so hard
>> [_] Anon 2205588 >># where do i punch the gas? all the controls look fucked up... btw isn't the accelerator on the floor?
>> [_] Anon 2205597 >># its the smaller pedal on the floor. Just push that in and try to dodge traffic. If the steering wheel comes off just floor it until you crash and burn.
>> [_] Anon 2205631 >># >># >># >implying you don't tear the steering wheel off in the first second >implying you don't push pedal to the metal afterwards >implying you don't enjoy the ride with your left arm out of the window
>> [_] Anon 2205637 >driving cripple car with one hand >punches cracks in class with one hand >rips off steering wheel like it were attached with sticky tack 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2205710 GOTYAY. I've played Alpha Centauri, Hal-Life and Super Mario Bros., but they haven't got shit on this yo.
>> [_] Anon 2205717 I put the turn signal on, but no one seems to notice :(

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] paul walker the game Anon 2203960
>> [_] Anon 2203962 >Dear Heavenly Spirit. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous, injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Thank you. Amen rip in peace Paul Walker
>> [_] Anon 2203963 what kind of shitty American car is this
>> [_] Anon 2203967 Why did you have to rename this right away.
>> [_] Anon 2203968 >># the one they made in Russia
>> [_] Anon 2203975 >pedal to the metal >6,103 km fuck yea my best score yet
>> [_] Anon 2203984 >># 9155 Also, next time, this should be reposted as "Dacia : The Experience
>> [_] = 2204002 >># I am a certified Russian and I can say for sure Russian cars won't fall apart from moving on a straight road like this load of south korean shit.
>> [_] Anon 2204016 >start game >first movement of steering wheel >steering wheel snaps off >fml
>> [_] Anon 2204032 >># Well of course, they had to build the Russian cars tougher because of all the fraud that goes on in Russia with car insurance ;)
>> [_] Anon 2204076 >Being able to rip apart the car >Not being able to rip your own arm off 0/10

File: Nightrider - Turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] GAME OF THE YEAR Anon 2202371 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2202377 Why the fuck must that steering wheel be so damn fragile
>> [_] Anon 2202383 OH FUCK! THIS GAME MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD.
>> [_] Anon 2202409 A true spiritual successor to Envirobear 2000 - Operation: Hibernation
>> [_] Anon 2202414 9/10 would play again
>> [_] Anon 2202415 10/10 Music, Gameplay, Graphics everything is top notch
>> [_] Anon 2202419 10/10, better than need for speed
>> [_] Anon 2202456 >breaking windshield with my bare hands like a mad cunt sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 2202498 I always die after 1.500 km!!! WTF
>> [_] Anon 2202508 >># Bitch, I made it 2408km http://puu.sh/5yMDK/78a558ef14.png proof
>> [_] Anon 2202511 4.7 km, the trick is being really gentle with the steering wheel
>> [_] Anon 2202512 >># I'm better. http://i.4cdn.org/n/src/1385907135980.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2202517 OMG THIS GAME HAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 2202520 I found the person who made the music, but I can't find THIS music. Help me!
>> [_] Anon 2202525 >># not even hard, made it to 5,4 k when ripping off the steerwheel right at the start. learn to gas pedal
>> [_] Anon 2202526 6.810 first try
>> [_] Anon 2202547 Guys you can even change the radio or blink or clean your windows, awesome. also the accelerator works
>> [_] Anon 2202554 RIP Paul Walker
>> [_] Anon 2202569 >hyper skinny guy >hyper strong >full badass,left arm out of the window >10 accidents later,no change in attitude 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2202574 >># Top Kek /thread
>> [_] Anon 2202579 http://gyazo.com/97ce2050eb98f69df349381 641e9254e Noyce
>> [_] Anon 2202587 Rock paper shotgun always makes my sundays fun.
>> [_] Anon 2202592 >0.874KM >MLG >1v1 fgt Get on my level scrublords
>> [_] Anon 2202595 this game is called now Paul Walker Turbo Rider
>> [_] Anon 2202604 >># I think we can only dream of riding a red porsche because of moralfags who won't let this happen

File: turbo.swf-(1.11 MB, 960x720, Game)
[_] GOTY Anon 2200124
>> [_] Anon 2200126 Finally a realistic car game
>> [_] Anon 2200128 >3.099 km
>> [_] Anon 2200131 >1.345
>> [_] Anon 2200133 >steering wheel falls off immediately >physics wut >goty
>> [_] COVEN !1iW/5CyA9E 2200140 >># Don't move your hand upwards or downwards, and try to stick with the curve of the wheel, otherwise you'll rip the steering wheel off.
>> [_] Anon 2200149 This is fun, in the Dwarf Fortress sense.
>> [_] Anon 2200152 I love this game.
>> [_] Anon 2200153 GUIZE THE ACCELERATOR WORKS TRY IT
>> [_] Anon 2200156 5378
>> [_] Anon 2200157 >start >immediately tear off steering wheel on accident >Hold down gas pedal >4.433km SOMEBODY STOP ME!
>> [_] Anon 2200159 didn't expect such fun for only 1.11MB nice work
>> [_] Anon 2200161 11km come at me bro
>> [_] Anon 2200167 Holy fuck it's like another Enviro-Bear 2000
>> [_] Anon 2200172 Does shifting work right?
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 2200179 Oh, a car, better turn into the next laaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> [_] Anon 2200184 >mfw that scrawny little shit has the strength to punch creaks into his own windscreen.
>> [_] Anon 2200185 Shit that broke easy, didn't it? You're gonna have to get a new one of them, that's no good to ya anymore...
>> [_] Anon 2200190 why am i et, though?
>> [_] Anon 2200200 YEAAAAH, I'M DRIVING DOWN THIS ROAD, AND THERE'S A TRUCK, GONNA RIP OFF MAH STEERING WHEEEL
>> [_] Anon 2200201 >Tear off steering wheel >Hit car >Start careening from one side of the road to the other >This continues for 6km's without me hitting anyone
>> [_] Anon 2200207 WHY WONT THE WINDSHIELD JUST BREAK ALREADY!?
>> [_] Anon 2200212 >rip everything out at the very beginning >start swerving back and forth >miraculously avoid everything for at least a few km 4.506
>> [_] Anon 2200240 Song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2200256 I literally cannot stop laughing/crying
>> [_] Anon 2200261 EXTREME YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2200268 this was really fucking good saved
>> [_] Anon 2200276 >># yeah but take your cursor off the wheel for like a second and you crash
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2200281 >># http://lana-chan.newgrounds.com/audio/ Svetlana Tovarisch is an angel
>> [_] Anon 2200284 >># how do i stop sucking at this game?
>> [_] Anon 2200293 >># >9.860km using your method. Advanced tactics everybody! Metagame metagame metagame! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> [_] Anon 2200297 only way to play this game is with this going in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiyykScz H8