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>> [_] Anon 2646210 Seems a bit lucid for somebody that's high on salvia.
>> [_] Anon 2646211 Don't do drugs kids.
>> [_] Anon 2646214 >># why the fuck not? when was the last time you were that amazed at something? i guarantee you are on at least a dozen drugs right now, it's just that someone told you those drugs are "good" and the ones that are not approved by your master is "bad". try having an original thought for once.
>> [_] Anon 2646215 >># Don't cut yourself on all that edge, kid.
>> [_] Anon 2646223 >># >i guarantee you are on at least a dozen drugs right now ???????
>> [_] Anon 2646237 >># *tips*
>> [_] Drunkard who doesn't know what day it is 2646243 >># >># ... Don't do drugs, kids.
>> [_] Anon 2646251 >># >"Try having an original thought" >spouts the same inane platitudes every other stoner does when attempting to justify their habits Yeah, great. Thanks, guru; I'll be sure to weigh your qualifications and advice against my doctor's the next time he tells me to take a shot of insulin.
>> [_] Anon 2646286 >># I've yet to see someone on salvia irl that hasn't completely separated from their human existence, but I can see where he's coming from.
>> [_] Anon 2646287 Yeah this doesn't look like salvia at all
>> [_] Anon 2646293 Salvia just makes your vision really distorted like you are in a flip book and makes you hyper sensitive.
>> [_] Anon 2646296 >># >># A small dose of salvia can do that to you. Only high enough doses will cause you to lose yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2646299 >># Small doses of salvia always made me feel buzzy, and then higher doses of salvia always made me feel like I was in an existential nightmare in some alternate plane of existence There wasn't really a middle ground where I was yelling funny things about trees or whatever, you're either not there yet or you're dissociated
>> [_] Anon 2646302 >># fucking lacerated my skin, 8/8 gr8 b8 m8

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>> [_] Anon 2494036 Highness: Stratospheric.
>> [_] Anon 2494039 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyPD4WbW OtA Source

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>> [_] Anon 2484969 The grass is the hair of a muppet
>> [_] DarkThSloThArT !yxBVFEewfI 2484976 It was funny the second time around, too good.
>> [_] !B0zzp4kQ.E 2484982 >># is this guy on acid
>> [_] Anon 2484984 i wish i was this excited about anything

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[_] . Anon 2473754 kek
>> [_] Anon 2473759 Marijuana. Not even once.
>> [_] Anon 2473771 >># This is what happens when brain dead idiots take psychedelics.
>> [_] Anon 2473788 >># Not marijuana lrn2drugs
>> [_] Anon 2473821 DIZ NIGGA IS HIGH
>> [_] Anon 2473833 >Marijuana No fool, GHB
>> [_] Anon 2473835 >># >Too young to get the joke
>> [_] Anon 2473843 >># >this reefer addict right here
>> [_] Anon 2473886 >># Pleb fool He's obviously on vicodin
>> [_] sonic sucks 2473901 >># Ultra Pleb fool. He's obviously just had to much sugar.
>> [_] Anon 2473907 >># Ultra Pleb Master fool. He's obviously just mentally retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2473908 Seems like nerve gas to me. Poor fella.
>> [_] Anon 2473913 >># >># >># newfags as the original filename of this video states, he is on salvia
>> [_] Anon 2473921 So this is what someone on salvia is like? Kinda looks similar to someone on ecstasy.

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[_] Salvia trip Anon 2405790 You have to try this shit at least once Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2405838 Hank mustve took it easy after retiring from the DEA
>> [_] Anon 2405853 Not an actual trip, the dude probably hit it wrong and is hamming it up.
>> [_] Anon 2405863 >># What is it really like and where can I get some?
>> [_] Anon 2405883 >># Kek
>> [_] Anon 2405899 regardless if hes putting on a show or not. its a funny show. sounds a little like chris farley
>> [_] Anon 2405913 Probably fake, a salvia trip usually puts you on the floor or at least makes you unable to walk well.
>> [_] Anon 2405930 >># >Probably fake, a salvia trip usually puts you on the floor or at least makes you unable to walk well. Not if you're a fat fuck. Fat fucks handle it differently.
>> [_] Anon 2405978 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvfx2MFH hCQ
>> [_] Anon 2405989 I have always wanted to try it, but I've been told to never do it alone. Something about dropping it and setting your apartment on fire.

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>> [_] Anon 2378551 He looks like he's having the time of his life. >tfw no salvia The NEET life is suffering
>> [_] Anon 2378585 He looks like he's trying way too hard to act high.
>> [_] Anon 2378593 >># Yeah, this seems fake as hell. I've seen people on Salvia before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvfx2MFH hCQ
>> [_] Anon 2378605 Pretty shit acting.
>> [_] Anon 2378635 I did salvia once with a former friend. He tripped and I didn't; dealing with his trip and try to guide him through the woods in his neighborhood back to his house without getting caught was a nightmare. He saw all sorts of shit like the president of China, strawberry fields, and other weird shit. After that I never did drugs again.

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[_] Anon 2375508 Hang on things are about to get weird Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2375526 Trying too hard, he ain't high, fucking faker.
>> [_] Anon 2375552 >># I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2375554 >># tired of people saying this salvia makes you say retarded shit from experience
>> [_] Anon 2375572 this is why i want to do salvia
>> [_] Anon 2375586 im friends with my furniture thanks salvia
>> [_] Anon 2375635 >># I don't think you've ever done recreational drugs with a good friend. Boring.

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>> [_] Anon 2345796 "funny"
>> [_] Anon 2345853 I feel like this guy's faking his trip.
>> [_] Anon 2345898 >># No, salvia makes you go fucking batshit insane I thought I was being eatten by gnomes and yelled HOLY SHIT at my roomate at the top of my lungs and scared him to death
>> [_] Anon 2345901 He sounds like a WWE superstar.
>> [_] Anon 2345911 >># Oh, I know what salvia does. It's not like I'm new to this one. I just feel like this particular guy is faking it.
>> [_] Anon 2345928 I've seen many a salvia trips in my day. I remember when it was still legal. But this. This makes me sad. This is no salvia trip.
>> [_] Anon 2345930 >># When and where did it become illegal? Cause, here in Washington, it's still plenty legal.
>> [_] Anon 2345957 >># en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_Sa lvia_divinorum_in_the_United_States#Legal _status_by_state

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>> [_] Anon 2299098 This is your brain on weed
>> [_] Anon 2299107 Man that's some good weed he's got.
>> [_] Anon 2299120 >># >># >Salvia Morons
>> [_] Anon 2299137 THAT NIGGER WAS ON PCP JOHNSON I HAD TO USE NECESSARY FORCE YOU SAW HIM
>> [_] Anon 2299142 get hype! for trees bob ross watch out
>> [_] 2299177 wow I really need to try salvia.
>> [_] Anon 2299180 >># >># >pot Nigger, people get silly/laughing/mildly dumb when they're on pot, but nothing like this.
>> [_] Anon 2299184 >># >mildly
>> [_] Anon 2299213 kind of reminds me of pickles for some reason
>> [_] Anon 2299240 >># You don't. For every silly reaction, there are five horrifying ones. Salvia's shit. Get real psychedelics if you want to have a profound experience. Just make sure you're safe and have a sitter who you trust.
>> [_] Anon 2299242 THANK YOU BASED MACHO MAN
>> [_] Anon 2299245 This guy looks like he's having a fucking amazing time I don't think I'll ever be as excited about anything as this motherfucker is about fucking trees. What am I doing with my life?
>> [_] Anon 2299251 >># Not being fat loser piece of shit like him? oh wait
>> [_] 2299254 >># I have a brother 362 days younger than me who has tried/done more shit than I have and he says pretty much the same thing. He told me it's pretty amazing. However, the last time he took it he had a bad trip and never wants to try it again. It gave him some kind of emotion he can't really explain that I can tell he's scared of. He said it, "made him feel like he was an empty wet can." I have no fucking clue what he really meant but I've known him for all my memorable life and I could tell he was frightened or put off from it.
>> [_] Anon 2299291 This is not what Salvia is like. Salvia plants you on your ass when you smoke it right, and you lose all self of self. The past four times I've smoked it, I lost all sense of Ego and the world around me became an enticing, beautiful fractal. It was beautiful and terrifying. There was no way to comprehend it, much less anything else that was happening, but it was beautiful. I can't put it into words, but I feel that I learned something from it each time I partook of it.
>> [_] Anon 2299293 If you have any mental disorders, any post traumatic stress injury... if you've been raped, if you've been beaten, if you fear anything with regularity, DO NOT TAKE SALVIA UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. ...but if life is pretty ok and you really haven't had anything going against you, like I had at that point, oh man. Get your hand on this shit. It's WONDERFUL. Just remember. Bong full of water. Put a little tiny bit of Listerine in there for minty fun. Use a butane torch to make sure the Salvia burns at a high enough temperature. A normal lighter is just going to make you act like an idiot. Hold that shit in as long as you can. Really, don't release your lung full of smoke until you absolutely can't any more. By the time you can't any more, you won't realize you even exist.
>> [_] Anon 2299298 Once you sober up, let us know how you feel. what you experienced. It's a whole 'nother world! My first time, there was a red art cart next to me. That art cart turned into red triangles, and then into a ship made of lego like blocks. It all swirled around in a continuous spiral until I sobered and it just faded away like nothing had ever happened, and I was left giggling to myself. My friend asked what happened, and after another fifteen or twenty minutes I was able to form words to tell her. Salvia isn't weak stuff. It might be legal, but it will, if you do it right, put you on your ass. ...and not always in a good way. Be careful with it.
>> [_] Anon 2299346 The first time I tried it I thought I was leaving the universe for good, I very sad but then I woke up covered in bong water. The second time I did it in my room while I was alone, I got up and walked around and my house wall full of oranges, some of the oranges had hands coming out of them. I went back to bed and I got stuck in a mental loop that I thought would never end, it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life. When I eventually woke up I had temporary amnesia, I had to slowly work out who I was and who I knew. This was good because for the first time I was able to analyze my relationships and my life without any bias. I think salvia is quite a useful drug for self discovery, that said I wouldn't do it again because I've never had an enjoyable trip using it and most of my trips were very jarring experiences.
>> [_] Anon 2299371 first time i tried it i smoked out of a bong with a jet torch(like your supposed to). I was sitting down and wasnt really feeling it. I put the bong down and stood up....and fell through the ground. I could see myself falling through something like the empire state building. I was yelling at the top of my lungs and i swear I could feel the wind blowing my hair. would try again

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>> [_] Anon 2268047 fake, you don't stand and talk about what you see, you stand there and observe, maybe remember some of it after but you dont act like a spaz on salvia
>> [_] Anon 2268061 Made my day ahaha
>> [_] Anon 2268066 Apparently the offspring of Chris Farley and Macho Man, what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2268067 >># You're implying everyone on drugs reponds the exact same to it. That's like giving away that you don't do them.
>> [_] Anon 2268068 >># He's right though. You sit, drool and laugh on salvia. You don't walk around talking about muppets with fully coherent sentences.
>> [_] Not Japanese Related 2268070 >># >># He is with his friend (using the camera) before he smokes. They plan on recording his experience, so he isn't going to stand there and do nothing. The one time I did salvia, I got up and tried to eat an arch of lights that I was hallucinating.
>> [_] Anon 2268240 >># >># >># >># >bragging about doing drugs >2014
>> [_] Anon 2268249 >># >doesn't know what the definiton of bragging is >most likely going to respond with bait >what im I doning with my life >2011+3
>> [_] •▬• 2268251 smoke weed erryday

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>> [_] Anon 2258753 YESSS AND I JUST WANNA HOLD IT
>> [_] Anon 2258756 holy fuck this made my night
>> [_] Anon 2258797 So are all wrestlers on Salvia, or was him talking like one just a coincidence?
>> [_] Anon 2258836 ChrisFarley.swf
>> [_] Anon 2258890 I've never seen a person be so excited about a bush since that episode of South Park
>> [_] Anon 2258934 >># south park for the win xD =^)
>> [_] Anon 2258957 I didn't know salvia turned you into hulk hogan
>> [_] Anon 2258959 >># err i mean macho man randy savage
>> [_] Anon 2258968 I am heavy weapons guy, AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BUSH!