File: autistic man has breakdown.swf-(9.73 MB, 480x368, Other)
[_] Its been a while. SkeetBiscuits 06/21/15(Sun)04:35:33 No.2819778
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)04:58:51 No.2819795
That's not funny at all you fucking asshole.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)05:05:22 No.2819798
greninjaconfirmedforssmb.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)05:05:48 No.2819799
>>2819795
so you think OP would only post this if it was funny
>implying stuff on /f/ is generally funny
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)05:08:15 No.2819802
>>2819778
He sounds like one of those censor bleeps.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:06:04 No.2819835
Epic movie of the century.
I laughed, I cried, I shit in the popcorn bucket.
topkek/10
>>2819795
I came hard, and there's nothing you can do about it.
This should be a daily dose.
It feels medicinal. Like good dope.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:13:21 No.2819839
>that snicker halfway through
he had me going there for a second.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:23:56 No.2819847
Hefoundoutthathe'sgettingabiginheritance,butthenlatersoonrealizedthatnotonlyhisdaddi
edonhisbirthdaybutsodidhismomandgrandparents.Afterawhileofgoingthroughdenialhegotaph
onecallfromhiscousinandfoundoutthathisdogandthreecatshavealsopassed.Thecousinsaidthe
doctorsdon'tevenknowwhy.Afterawhileandeatingsomegrass,hestartedtocalmdown,butthenhis
wifecalled.Shesoundedhappyandhadsomegreatnewsforhim,shewaspregnant.Butbecauseshewasd
istracted,shedroveoffthesideoftheroad,downahillandtumbledforawhileuntilitslammedinto
atree.Hestayedonthelineuntilherphonetoohaddied.Rightafterhisdoctorcalledandtoldhimhe
hasonlyafewmonthstolivebecausehehasheartcancer.Hecangettreatmentstoextendhislifealit
tlelonger,butwhatsthepoint.Bythistimeheranbackinsideandsaidfuckit,andgrabbedthejarof
mayonnaise.Ashewassittingthereslowlystarting
to accept all that had happened in just this 1 short hour, crying his eyes out, stuffing his
mouth full, trying to put himself into and early grave, he just couldn't take it and his last
straw finally broke. After a nice cold shower and a beer we managed to watch a little tv before
going to bed. When I woke up, I made some breakfast for the both of us. Bacon and Eggs with a
side of toast and a nice glass of orange juice always gets that guy out of bed. Shit he usually
comes out right when the bacon hits the stove, but he didn't come out. He probably lost his
appetite and didn't want anyone to disturb him after what happened yesterday, so I left him
alone. As the day went by I began to worry, I haven't heard one sound come out from his room. I
knocked and called out his name but i got nothing. He's probably really exhausted I'll see him
tomorrow after work. I came expecting the tv to be on and see him sitting there playing
something, but the house was quiet.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:25:12 No.2819848
>>2819839
same exact thing HAH
Also, I lost it when he tripped over the hose reel...
that HAD to be unscripted.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:37:34 No.2819860
>>2819847
Ibangedonhisdoor,yellingouthisname,hopingtogetsomething,butyetagaintherewasnothingbu
tsilence.Idecidedenoughwasenoughandkickedopenhisdoor.AfterIthrewthecoversoffhisbedth
inkinghewaslayingthereasIsawahugemasswasnothingbutamereillusion.Istartedtosmellsomet
hingcomefromhiscloset.Itsmelledlikeshit.I'vebeeninherebeforeandit'sneversmelledlikes
hit.Ithrewopentheclosetdoorstoonlydiscoverthathehadhunghimself.Hemusthavedoneitthatn
ight.IrememberhearingathudofsomekindbutthoughtnothingmuchofitasIspoketotheofficerque
stioningme.Shortlythereafter,therewasagrandseriesoffuneralsthatIhadattended.Thelasto
neintheseriesofcoursewashis.AfterseeingthesamefacesoverandoveragainIalsobegantonotic
ethatlessandlesshadbeenattending,untilfinallywewerehereandtherewereonlybutahandfullo
fpeople.Iknowthatmostofhiscloserelativeshad
just passed but there are more family members so why was no one here for him. The truth was
painful. Once I saw the casket lowered down into the ground I left. The pain is unbearable, but I
have to keep going.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)06:51:53 No.2819866
>>2819835
all my edges
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:23:41 No.2819914
how do people care for autists as severe as this? i'd fucking snap if i were a carer
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:37:43 No.2819923
>>2819914
Often times people feel guilty enough that they want to help out others, and when they come
across someone as useless to society as this guy they often have some part of their moral compass
that makes them not want to purge the faulty genetic code from the pool and instead keep letting
the person keep on making life difficult for everyone else.
Like not throwing milk away when it starts to sour in hopes SOMEONE will drink it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:41:06 No.2819926
>>2819914
Often they don't. Frequently they end up in insane asylums or are abandoned to homelessness and
eventual death. And I can't blame them for it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:41:30 No.2819928
>>2819926
neither
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)09:01:46 No.2819938
>>2819866
Oh hey, you're that stupid cunt from yesterday that doesn't know what edgy means.
>>2819914
I can only remember that one mother who had that fat fucking autism that always hit himself and
broke walls and stuff.
Honestly, if I was that mother, I'd have just took him out in a car to a forest and hope he dies.
Of course, it would be hard to explain how he got away without making so much noise and her
noticing.
A 6 foot fucking loudspeaker set to full autism. You can hardly miss that.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)09:13:10 No.2819944
You mean average white american when Obama was elected president?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)09:24:10 No.2819950
definitely fake
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)11:00:11 No.2819991
Did he find out that Sonic has blue arms?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)11:23:17 No.2819997
I never realized after all these years that they were censoring him as I thought that was his
voice the whole time.
Either way I remember this. This guy is named Billtv or something like that and he fake messing
up singing a song on expert in Rock Band. If I recall I think it was In Bloom by Nirvana, he
messed up on purpose on the last part not getting a 100% and acted this out.
