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[_] [?] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:41 No.1015559
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:55 No.1015562
ATHEIST THREAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:58 No.1015563
The flash file is correct, scientists don't know shit about logic or reason. The bible does carry
all the answers we'll ever need.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)04:25 No.1015570
this almost made me feel bad for being an atheist
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)04:29 No.1015573
He's obviously pointing out how incredibly flawed faith is.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)04:31 No.1015574
I almsot raged, but then just felt pity
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)04:40 No.1015578
bahahaha pretty funny
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)04:50 No.1015583
http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCurrent
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)05:41 No.1015612
ITT trollbait
>> [_] 06/24/09(Wed)06:00 No.1015618
>>1015612
OBVIOUS trollbait.
>>1015573
Geewhillickers, it's obvious day on camp stupid.
>>1015574
gtfo my /f/, imbecile
>>1015578
Hello new 4chan user.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)06:51 No.1015653
this person fails is earthis only 6000 yrs old then dinosaurs never exsisted and there where
never cavemen im srry this person is just a dumd ass with problems
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)06:54 No.1015656
>>1015618
ITP A Nigger
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)07:33 No.1015678
This video was done by a Youtuber named Edward Current, an atheist who does Christian satire.
Go watch his video - An atheist meets God, and then a Christian meets the invisible pink unicorn.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)07:39 No.1015682
OLD
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)08:39 No.1015707
Troll
He made it on a computer. Science made computers
Humans 1. God 0
If his world was perfect there would be no AID
Humans 2. God 0
If there was a god, the pool would NOT be closed
Humans 2. God 0. 4chan 1
If god were real, wouldnt there be more clouds and the atmosphere be fake because he would be
creating the sun, and everysingle atom/element/particle, defying the laws of science cause some
man BELIEVES (With no proof) that a man in the sky is real?
Humans 3. God 0. 4chan 1
Tada.
>> [_] God 06/24/09(Wed)09:17 No.1015715
I hate you all.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:24 No.1015717
>>1015715
We hate you too, big guy.
We hate you too.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:30 No.1015719
>>1015715
you have failed in every way.
you definitely belong here
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:34 No.1015724
For all you retards out there, this is clearly a parody.
Though what it's parodying is I'll never know. This flash was made by the same guy who made that
Youtube video where he claims that if you watch his flash, you'll have to quit Christianity and
convert to atheism. He does this by using the infallible argument that other people disagree with
you, therefore you must be wrong. Also, if abusing the word "delusional" was a crime, this man
would be Public Enemy #1.
The funny thing about this flash is that he's parodying a video that has never been made. This
guy felt the need to defend atheists against an attack that never happened. This man, like many
New Atheists like him, has a gigantic fucking inferiority complex.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:35 No.1015725
i'm christian now
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:38 No.1015728
>>1015707
You're such a fucking idiot. Those are pathetic arguments.
It seems all atheist arguments are geared towards Fundamentalist Christians even though the vast
majority of Christians are not Fundamentalist. What's even more absurd, they seem to act as if
the tenants of Fundamentalism are absolutely critical for belief.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:55 No.1015734
The circle logic of his arguments is graphically shown every time he uses it. I think this is a
joke guys. pretty epic troll
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)09:57 No.1015735
>>1015728
Go read Dawkins' "The God Delusion", followed by a book called "The Impossibility of God". True,
Dawkins' seems to only get polarized, biased reviews from both sides, but the truth is that while
he might not be the ideal representative of Atheism, he does raise a lot of valid points in an
easily accessible format.
Fundies are the common target simply because they are the most vocal about their idiocy, but the
same core arguments work against religion in general.
Most basic example: Burden of Proof, bitch. You still have zero evidence for any claim ever made,
let alone the big ones. No evidence, no argument. Period. Your entire religion crumbles before
you even open your mouth. The claim of existence for your magical sky fairy is EXACTLY as
credible as my baby sister's imaginary friend. From a Logic standpoint, your entire religion is
no different from playing pretend. Your claims aren't even on the table for serious discussion.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)10:11 No.1015741
>>1015735
Atheists can't prove that there isn't a God.
And Christians do have some evidence. To claim that Christians have absolutely zero evidence is
false.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)10:22 No.1015748
this is a parody of fundamentalist christians
>> [_] Hal Emmerich !ZgxB/oqf52 06/24/09(Wed)10:35 No.1015756
>>1015741
If you guys resurrect a Unicorn, I'll believe in god.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)10:54 No.1015764
i sure hope this guys trolling.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:02 No.1015766
OBJECTION!!!
There is a contradiction in this speech.
This christian claims that God wrote the bible...
WRONG
The bible is a collective work written by several different people, not god.
Therefore OP, please retestify or GTFO.
>> [_] Pt 1 Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:02 No.1015767
>>1015741
>Atheists can't prove that there isn't a God.
False. This is a misconception shared by ignorant theists and ignorant atheists alike. Read the
books I recommended. Seriously. I would even mail you my used copies to borrow if you would be
interested.
It is actually quite simple to disprove the existence of a deity. All you have to do is show that
it is impossible for it to exist.
>> [_] Pt 2 Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:03 No.1015769
Due to the fact that few people can even define their own faith, let alone agree on a definition,
proofs of nonexistence tend to avoid the issue and instead attack common attributes. Some proofs
show that a single attribute is impossible in and of itself (such as Omnipotence and
Omniscience). Some proofs show that attributes are incompatible (many of these deal with the
famous Problem of Evil). Some proofs, though, take famous definitions and proofs of existence,
such as with Anselm's famous Ontological Argument and point out fallacies which result in the
proofs of existence becoming proofs of non-existence. Then there are some proofs that deal with
doctrine and scripture directly, such as with the famous Paradox of Eden, which shows that if God
exists and if the story of Eden is true, then God cannot possibly be Just. Examples of all of
these can be found in "The Impossibity of God".
>> [_] Pt 3 Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:04 No.1015770
But again, atheists don't HAVE to disprove it. The Burden of Proof is on YOU to show that it
exists. If you can't justify your claims, we don't even have to address them. We win by default.
That's the bottom line.
>And Christians do have some evidence. To claim that Christians have absolutely zero evidence is
false.
I challenge you to back up that claim with ONE piece of credible evidence. The Burden of Proof is
yours, after all.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:17 No.1015779
>>1015770
Me again.
I gotta leave for work, LOL. If you do ever come up with a scrap of credible evidence, could you
do me a favor and post it to /sci/ (they love to hate that shit) or /lounge/ so I can respond
tonight when I get back? I could use a good laugh. :)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:17 No.1015780
i stopped watching after he said "from the bible"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:40 No.1015792
come on people it's just a flash :D
To feed the trolls: there's trees older than 6000 years old on this planet, oh shi-
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)11:51 No.1015797
This was right below Muslim Dansen and I only glanced at this and thought this was called Atheist
Dansen.
Son, I am disappoint. But this is okay too.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)12:04 No.1015804
It's too extremely fucking obvious this is satirical. Just visit his youtube page. This isn't in
any way convincing at all, to top it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)12:53 No.1015826
its a satire
OP only posted it to get attention and for fuck sake if you havent seen this before you should
just get off your computer and go suck on your moms tits
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:04 No.1015837
YOUS TROLLIN'
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:17 No.1015846
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
>.> <.< oh, this isn't 420chan...
niggerfaggot.
personally, i like to believe in not believing. dont believe god exists, dont believe he doesnt.
in a world trying to figure things out, im staring at a wall and laughing at nothing. and its
enjoyable.
(all are welcome to share my wall)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:21 No.1015851
>>1015559
>>1015559
I am 11 years old and what is this?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:22 No.1015852
>>1015851
lies, all lies.
11 yr old my soggy sack o' nuts
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:24 No.1015856
>>1015741
Since when can negatives be proven
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:29 No.1015862
It all doesn't matter, in 25,000 days we will all be dead and buried in the ground. Enjoy your
wastes of time.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)13:30 No.1015866
i believe my penis created the world.
still remember the first time i jacked off. thought i was going to die, but such is the price of
creation.
bow to me lesser beings.
all hail the blessed foreskin!
>> [_] ecchi-san 06/24/09(Wed)14:00 No.1015885
there are older books and the bible is false
