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[_] Anon 3255910 atheism is still a religion Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3255949 this is some elite grade bait here
>> [_] Anon 3255955 >># >elite grade bait no it isn't
>> [_] Anon 3255975 >># >no it isn't bait
>> [_] Anon 3255978 This is fucking golden. Haven't laughed that much in a long time
>> [_] Anon 3256028 >># Master Bate, how are you?
>> [_] Anon 3256033 Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter.

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[_] yup Anon 2730314 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2730315 godz a fgt
>> [_] Anon 2730324 "Hah! Is God unbelievable or what?" made me chuckle
>> [_] Anon 2730326 >># well god exsist because it says so in the bible durr
>> [_] Anon 2730351 this is comedy gold thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 2730357 Is there any way to believe in both evolution and religion?
>> [_] Anon 2730360 >># no.
>> [_] Anon 2730362 >># actually, stephen j. gould, paleontologist and staunch opponent of creationsim wrote an interesting thesis which he debated with dawkins a bit over the years before his untimely demise. it's called N.O.M.A. which stand for Non-Overlapping MAjesteria. google it. it's a pretty good solution, if only anyone would try it...
>> [_] Anon 2730366 Watch God's not dead
>> [_] Anon 2730370 Guys i started thinking after ouija board. :) fuckin scared the shit out of me. But at least might prove existence of 4 dim creatures.
>> [_] Fubuki 2730378 >># Believe ? Of course yes. The problem that all those butthurt fags who fight over whether god exists is the lack of understanding what faith is. This seems to catch you too. If you check it on the wikipedia you will see that faith is believing something is true without any undoubtable proof for it being real. So in the end butthurt atheists are fagots since they want to prove something that is unprovable in its core, and spit loads of bullshit and pet their ego since they are soooooo intelectual. On the other hand i consider religion fags even bigger fags, since they are ingorant of the fact that they believe, so they have literaly 0 arguments to prove gods existance to anything, and yet the try to spit similar illogical bullcrap the atheist fags do. So in the end you can believe that evolution and god exist, since we cant prove god didnt take evolution into account, and we cant prove that god didnt just lie in the bible, and we cant prove that god doesnt lie.
>> [_] Anon 2730383 I call smell OP's fedora This whole God vs Religion battle is ridiculous, but even more so by the people who call themselves the smart ones, independents and thought free. Having faith will be forever up to no discussion. Someone believe something. That's it Now trying to act all intelligent while behaving exactly like a brainwashed cult leader, expecting the world to convert to Carl Sagan's Cosmos Bible is just as pathetic, and without any of the good aspects of any religion I don't remember a single time when fedoratheists visited hospitals or did some charity, but they do think they are better than anyone else just because religion is EVUL
>> [_] Anon 2730385 >># Yeah, just ask pretty much any sane religious person. These videos are so fucking ridiculous because they are the fucking essence of a strawman argument.
>> [_] Anon 2730391 >># yes but if the question "how did we get here why do we live" is answered by biology, it takes away power from the religions.
>> [_] Anon 2730392 >># Fedora PLZ go.
>> [_] Anon 2730398 >># If you actually understand how science works, then no you can't because science is the mechanism for understanding the world and if something is inherently untestable/unverifiable (like trying to figure out if a god exists) then it is not relevant to science and probably false. That's where religion falls in. I mean you can totally "believe" in both, but one of those things you believe in suggests the existence of god is unlikely.
>> [_] Anon 2730401 >># Alright Jim its time to go, you've had enough come on get out.
>> [_] Anon 2730402 >># Certainly. Be right about evolution, and wrong about religion. It's so easy, even a catholic can do it.
>> [_] Anon 2730404 >># Except it's not, because anything that actually exist has to influence the physical world in ways that are in principle detectable, even if we don't yet have the technology to. To not do that means it doesn't exist.
>> [_] Anon 2730405 >># >and probably false Uhhh that's not how it works. The funniest thing about the religion vs. science """""debate""""" is the fact that close to 100% of the participants don't know fucking shit about either. Most religious people don't even know enough about religion to have this conversation.
>> [_] Anon 2730406 If I told you we were living in a simulation that was created ten years ago, sure, you could show me a vinyl record from 1986, but that wouldn't prove me wrong. it's still a retarded idea, but it can't be disproven by pointing things out that could have been created as part of the simulation tl;dr the Godtrix is real, checkmate atheists
>> [_] Anon 2730408 >># I'm not saying that I have that knowledge, but there are both Theologists and an accomplished Philosopher in my family, and I've understood enough to know that I and most other people don't know fucking shit about it.
>> [_] Anon 2730409 I've been thinkin about it for a while and coudn't find a good answer. Guys can we say that god designed the universe through a 4.5 billion year process and an intelligent being like us, humans were the outcome of it? I mean defenetly god didn't just made humans which are compatible with earth situation and then send them there to live?
>> [_] Anon 2730413 >># Read about some other religions than the typical western religions (I.e Christianity and Judaism). Not saying you should convert, but they are based on a way of thinking very different from your own, worth it if you want to widen your perspective of God/theism.
>> [_] Anon 2730416 >># Dude u mean the whole universe was created suddenly by god and all animals and plants and humans were also created simultaneously and sent to earth?
>> [_] Anon 2730418 >># I am a muslim and we have kinda the same idea about creation and god, what other religions u mean exactly?
>> [_] Anon 2730419 >># You also read the same book as the Christians and the Jews. Try eastern religions.
>> [_] Anon 2730425 >># Yeah right, thanks, will try them.
>> [_] Anon 2730444 >># please see post above>>#
>> [_] Anon 2730449 >># Its easy to reconcile science with religion its only edgy atheists/delusional theists that cant handle it most normal people regardless of their faith can polydeists ww@
>> [_] Anon 2730456 >People can actually believe in god and science How can this happen
>> [_] Anon 2730461 >># Yes, this was determined at Vatican II. Euphoric neck-beards like to ignore this though.
>> [_] Anon 2730511 >># >ww@ I don't know what this even means, but get the fuck out and don't come back here.
>> [_] Anon 2730527 Y'all eating that bait like a bunch of dongs
>> [_] Anon 2730529 if god made the univers, then who made god?
>> [_] Anon 2730539 >># Where we at. Come on, retard, use your brain.
>> [_] Anon 2730543 >># Valid point. I like to beliefe (= does not mean it's true) that god started the evolution because it would combine both. Kinda beautiful. Im a sane christian who tolerates anyones beliefe btw,I can't prove anyone wrong while you can't prove me wrong which is why it's kinda pointless to argue about it anyway.

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>> [_] Anon 2206910 Beautiful satire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vb WU
>> [_] Anon 2206925 oh look, another rule violating post
>> [_] Anon 2206932 >># Nobody cares.
>> [_] Anon 2206942 I ain't gonna raise up, Peppermint Patty. I've converted to Islam.
>> [_] Anon 2206948 I'm not even Christian and I'm offended by this somehow.
>> [_] Anon 2206949 >># what rule is that sir since you seem to be all knowing and shit
>> [_] Anon 2206951 >># Nobody cares about you.
>> [_] Anon 2206953 >># oh look, another new person to stumble upon here. ah, how it never ends..
>> [_] Anon 2206958 >># Cringe-worthy, not from the subject material, but from the lazy satire itself.
>> [_] Anon 2206962 >>When god and his son jesus christ cums to him when he prays
>> [_] Anon 2206967 >># ok then read the rules and direct me to the exact rule this breaks because in all my years of 4chan ive had to read them quite a few times and i see not a single rule this breaks (ehll ive checked them twice during this post alone)
>> [_] Anon 2206971 Was this made in 2006? I'm sure most young adults go through that "free thinker" phase in high school or college who followed Dawkins and Harris religiously (irony).
>> [_] Anon 2206981 >># u got trolled sir
>> [_] Anon 2206984 I believe that when I die, I will be reborn as a loli. No one can prove me wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2206987 I wanna be reborn as a space ship with some bitchin' laser cannons.
>> [_] Anon 2206990 >># what about space exploring lolis?
>> [_] Anon 2206991 >># Well lets just look at the first rule then. >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. But really, no-one cares.
>> [_] Anon 2206993 He read the bible but not the back of this book there is a smal text in only acient laguage i translate: "who ever read this is dump!"
>> [_] Anon 2206997 Lol, Athiests enjoy heaven
>> [_] Anon 2206998 >># finally someone calls my bullshit with literally te only rule it breaks. now i can ask this.....why thi specific flash called ut when more then half the flashes break it personally i think >># is just a butthurt christian
>> [_] Anon 2207006 >># Naw. Just sweet sweet laser cannons.
>> [_] Anon 2207008 >># You wouldn't stay that way
>> [_] Anon 2207009 >># The typos in your post make you look like an ass. If someone calls you out on posting content that violates a rule, why do you feel the need to reply? Also resorting to ad hominem makes you look like even more of a shitcunt, try to refrain from that as well.
>> [_] Anon 2207013 >># nah, I also believe that I would be an eternal loli that has the power to summon geysers of booze.
>> [_] Anon 2207017 >># Not saying that's totally bad ass or anything but, where can one sign up for this religion shit that does that?
>> [_] Anon 2207018 >># Interesting, because I believe I'll be rewarded in my afterlife by a harem of said booze lolis.
>> [_] Anon 2207021 >># send me $20 dollars a month and I'll promise you a spot in my paradise (totally legit, this hobo that gets me my booze said so)
>> [_] Anon 2207022 >># you look'n for a fight heathen?
>> [_] Anon 2207024 THIS WAS MADE BY TROLLS FOR TROLLING
>> [_] Anon 2207025 >># 1:yeah typos sorry i missed what 3 letters 2:i didnt make said rule breaking post im honestly just fucking around whilst pointing out how irrelevant it was callin g the actual post out 3: the fucks with the ad hominem shit this isnt a debate i can attack a faggot however i want 4: you used an ad hominem urself, try to refrain from doing that as well. 3/10 made me post and question whether moralfag , troll, or just a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2207027 >tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2207029 >># HaHa Fag
>> [_] Anon 2207034 >># THIS WAS MADE BY TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TO ATTEMPT TO DRAW OUT THE LURKERS THAT DON'T EXIST AND TROLL THEM WITH TROLLPOSTS.
>> [_] Anon 2207035 >># shut the fuck up clyde you FAGGGGOOOOTTTT No one cares, stop posting, you're not importance fag

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[_] Anon 2016378
>> [_] Anon 2016381 HAH. I didn't think /f/ could make me laugh this morning. You win this round.
>> [_] Anon 2016400 It has been a while since I have cut myself. This is the internet. There is no room for god here. Only porn. And cute pictures of cats. But mostly porn.
>> [_] Anon 2016403 lol, stupid christians
>> [_] Anon 2016406 >># It's satire dude.
>> [_] Anon 2016409 And wheres my proof of god's existence? Right here in my big magical story book in the world called the bible. So I know its right.
>> [_] Anon 2016412 >># ohoho, almost had me there, then i figured it out
>> [_] Anon 2016413 the person who made the vid must be atheist
>> [_] Anon 2016443 Atheist wouldn't be wouldn't be so damn annoying if they weren't so smug and made a million ego stroking videos like this to reconfirm their position on religion. Sounds like some confident people to me!
>> [_] Anon 2016449 It's amazing that people actually take this seriously. It's even more amazing that there are people who actually believe what this video is making fun of.
>> [_] Anon 2016453 >># As bitter as I am. You are the most bitter deep down.
>> [_] Anon 2016455 >># Probably. Though I don't understand your reasoning for that statement.
>> [_] Anon 2016456 >># The character of a "typical atheist" is irrelevant to answer of if there is a god or not. They could be gothic baby-killers who perform blood-sacrifices but that doesn't mean its correct to assume the opposite of their opinion is correct.
>> [_] Anon 2016458 No u
>> [_] Anon 2016459 >># As a gothic babykiller whom performs blood sacrifces, I take offense to that.
>> [_] Anon 2016510 I sometimes forget there are people that actually think this...
>> [_] Anon 2016526 I'm a christian and I don't feel the need to force my believe onto other people. You believe or you don't, but judging people based on this decision is just arrogant.

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[_] hilarious Anon 1729973 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1729976 whoever made this failed to rustle my jimmies
>> [_] Anon 1729981 I honestly can't tell if he's trolling or not...
>> [_] Anon 1729983 hiimjesusandwelcometojackass.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1729986 Edward Current, Youtube Satirist. It's a joke.
>> [_] Anon 1729989 It's satire. I can tell by the tone.
>> [_] Anon 1729991 I guess i'm deluded.
>> [_] Anon 1729992 when a christian dies blank.....
>> [_] Anon 1729997 I hate teenage atheists that think they're edgy when they use sarcasm I'm an atheist too but fuck I hate the young liberal hippie activist pinko commie sons of bitches
>> [_] Anon 1730004 >Christians are dum xDDD >Fuck religion i worshup batman xDDD >Im so edgy I mock others beliefs xDDD >Muslims are aloud to abuse womyn xDDD its their right >Get back in the kitchen xDDD I fucking hate atheists. Nonreligious people are okay, but atheists are the scum of teenage white suburbia. Right up there with hipsters and wiggers.
>> [_] Anon 1730008 PLEASE tell me thats fake
>> [_] Anon 1730020 >># Consider the following: People who complain about "lol so edgy XDDD" behavior are more annoying than the edgy people themselves because they try to invalidate broad ideas with ad hominem
>> [_] Anon 1730024 >># Yeah, >># here I don't think you've graduated college yet Older atheists are intellectuals, people that have outgrown the "I DIDN'T GET A CAR 4 MY B-DAY DER IS NO GOD" phase, and have retained their beliefs in their adulthood, something which most teenage atheists don't do. You hate teenage atheists. Not atheists. And yes, I'm telling you what your opinions are.
>> [_] Anon 1730038 >># 4chan in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 1730041 >># http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
>> [_] Anon 1730042 >># lol wtf is ad hominem u must be some kind of reddit fag gtfo summercancer lol bbq
>> [_] Anon 1730045 >># >themselves because they try to invalidate broad ideas with ad hominem These words you are using, you don't know what they mean or why they are significant. Because of this, please stop writing things.
>> [_] Anon 1730070 >># You're joking right? Read up on Fallacy's.
>> [_] Anon 1730083 Obvious troll
>> [_] Anon 1730110 >># You're just being stupid on purpose, right?
>> [_] Anon 1730114 >># Already read, and I am not joking. You need to read up on them, otherwise you would already know that it is irrelevant in this context. And as a side note, that word should not be capitalized and that is not how an apostrophe is used, you moron.
>> [_] Anon 1730120 >># His use of ad hominem is fine though. Rather than attacking the argument, people who decry the "high school atheist" stances as kids trying to be edgy are attacking the arguer. That's the definition of ad hominem. How would he have phrased that better for you?
>> [_] Anon 1730124 I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians. I love it when Atheists preach their Gospel and in doing so prove that they are indeed as religious as Christians.
>> [_] Anon 1730133 >># You are incorrect because you seem to have not followed the conversation accurately. For it to be argumentum ad hominem, the person would have to be making an argument and using personal attacks in place of logic. This did not happen, >># was only complaining about egotistical youth who use atheism as a pathetic way to think themselves intelligent and superior for no good reason. If there is no argument, then there can be no fallacy, a fact that >># >># >># was too stupid and self-important to understand.
>> [_] Anon 1730137 At first I raged, then I realized it was satirical.
>> [_] Anon 1730138 >># >I am an atheist and not a teenager therefore I am an intellectual.
>> [_] Anon 1730163 >># TROLL HARDER FAG
>> [_] Anon 1730165 >># Ohhh looks like I struck a nerve there, son. Please don't cry because I mocked your "intellectual prowess."
>> [_] Raving Raven 1730167 atheists are fucking morons, as well as religious people, Jesus was Jewish by race not by religion... & that's all I'm going to say
>> [_] Anon 1730170 >># He was Aramaic, tard. Jewish is a religion, not a race.
>> [_] Anon 1730175 I can't tell what's going on in this thread? Are there theists defending madness? Are there loud athiests being assholes like usual? No but seriously >2012 >Not Agnostic-Athiest That and seriously? Are there actual theists on 4chan? This doesn't seem like a place you should be if so. Unless your some sort of spirtualist, In which case, good for you.
>> [_] Anon 1730178 if god made everything then why are there do many different religions ... MOST OF WHICH ARE OLDER xD

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[_] [?] hilarious Anon 1684871 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1684898 don't say
>> [_] Anon 1684948 it HAS to be a troll. It CAN'T be for real
>> [_] Anon 1684949 >># strawman arguments are amazing, aren't they? anyway it was rather amusing
>> [_] Anon 1684960 Oh god, I'm Christian and this is embarrassing.
>> [_] Anon 1684966 lol i luv bein athiest
>> [_] Anon 1684973 All i can think of right now is Baseball bat + Hammer time!
>> [_] Anon 1684986 wow this is a hilarious troll.
>> [_] Anon 1684991 It's not meant to be a troll dumb-asses. Mockery does not equal Troll. If I were to say "wow OP is SUCH a cool guy and not a faggot at all" would that be a troll? Of course no.
>> [_] Anon 1684994 >># You're right. hes not a troll, he's just being sarcastic
>> [_] Anonymouse !BJgNTPNob. 1685024 >"God exists, and I'm 100 percent sure of it. How do I know? The bible says so." >Smug bastards like this actually exist
>> [_] Anon 1685027 Are you fucking faggots just stupid or are you trolling? It is fucking obvious he's just being sarcastic!!
>> [_] Anon 1685028 mmm delicious gaytheist rage. Atheists are the only religion that both denies religion and then preaches to other religions trying to convert them. I have more respect for Muslims than I do for Atheists because at least Muslims aren't hypocrites. Muslims are honest about their militant religion. Atheists are not. -Agnostic
>> [_] Leonard The Brave 1685032 I'd reply to the nigger above me, but being an agnostic myself, I'll just let you all know, he's trying too hard to troll you guys.
>> [_] Anon 1685089 It's nice to completely seperate myself from all religions, now I don't have to care what's rig5ht, I can just sit back and watch the flame war
>> [_] Anon 1685090 HAHA, tautological reasoning is stupid. Stupid christians, using a self-referential system to try to explain something. That's nothing at all like what atheists do.
>> [_] Anon 1685096 >># You're as bad as bronies
>> [_] Anon 1685098 The problem is, of course, that one can never prove that God exists. If you could, it would destroy faith, which is the foundation of any religion. I hope this is sarcastic, but I've encountered way too many people that think in a similar way to completely dismiss it.

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[_] [?] Some funny shit right here Anon 1654502
>> [_] Anon 1654506 (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
>> [_] Anon 1654510 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vb WU yup
>> [_] Anon 1654512 fucking shit. at first i raged. now i cant stop laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1654521 i lost it at the telescopes XD
>> [_] Anon 1654534 Satire at it's finest.
>> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 1654649 I'm a christian. I'm a fucking christian and this shit Holy fucking shit this pisses me off.
>> [_] kowi 1654658 >># It's supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1654724 that was a joke right?
>> [_] Anon 1654725 Telescopes don't exist stupid it's not written in the bible
>> [_] Anon 1654726 EdwardCurrent, a satire guru
>> [_] ofuckwy !/IPyUlClgk 1654730 >># In your opinion. I find his work to hilarious XD such a cool guy
>> [_] Anon 1654731 >># FUCK THE INTERNET DOESN'T EXIST IT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE.
>> [_] Anon 1654758 hail satan
>> [_] Anon 1654761 GUARANTEED REPLIES
>> [_] Anon 1654765 hail satan.
>> [_] Anon 1654766 hail satan?
>> [_] Anon 1654767 hail satan!
>> [_] Anon 1654771 Not sure if trolling, or plain fucking retarded. MURICA, CHRISTIANS!
>> [_] Anon 1654774 >># The guy is always making videos like this, hes a troll for sure :P
>> [_] Anon 1654814 The sad thing is, there are people out there who really believe all the stuff like this guy shows it. Talk about retarded...
>> [_] Anon 1654828 guys, it was just a modest proposal, give it a rest
>> [_] Anon 1654860 >># >># >># >># Yes! Hooray for satan!

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[_] [?] Anon 1646973 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1647001 Most annoying and obvious troll ever.
>> [_] Anon 1647008 >># You know, the entire world isn't out to troll you. Did you ever consider that maybe, just MAYBE, this is a work of satire? Anyway, I chuckled. Good stuff.
>> [_] Anon 1647010 >># he -knows- it's trolling lol if anybody takes christianity seriously, they need to be on 4chan more
>> [_] Anon 1647011 >Checkmate 3 move repetition draw
>> [_] Anon 1647037 Best words ever: "scientist FREAKS that dont even believe in god!" obvious denial is obvious
>> [_] Anon 1647039 satire all the way this guy is being really sarcastic, if you cant tell
>> [_] Anon 1647071 Wow, at first i was like, o shit not again. But then, i :)
>> [_] Anon 1647157 PFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No where da hood at?

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[_] [?] Anon 1634180 Proof. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1634199 Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1634202 >># You know what, next time i'll read the credits before saying anything...
>> [_] Anon 1634205 >God Wrote the bible >God's a nigger >Cant read or write What now?
>> [_] Anon 1634207 Obvious troll. If you need any proof, the Bible was written 300 years after Jesus' death by a collection of monks, as they were some of the only people able to write. As a side note, this fact is one of the strongest arguments against the realism of the bible, in my opinion. You ever play that game telephone as a kid? Imagine playing it for 300 years, having been passed on possibly over a million times.
>> [_] Anon 1634209 >># Except that's not true at all.
>> [_] Anon 1634215 >># >># (To elaborate, the Bible as a whole was written by many different people over hundreds of years. However, if we're talking about the Gospels specifically, the earliest (Mark) is generally held by scholars to have been written about 40 years after Jesus' death. At that time, there would have still been eye witnesses alive to dispute fabrications.
>> [_] Anon 1634218 >># i dont think you understand how long people lived back then
>> [_] Anon 1634220 >># Life expectancy wasn't great, but not everyone was dropping dead before they hit 20, either. And it doesn't take many to call bullshit and debunk the whole thing. At any rate, it's not at all comparable to million-man telephone. You'd still have at the very least hundreds of second-hand accounts.
>> [_] Anon 1634222 ITT: People who need to look up the word "satire".
>> [_] Anon 1634226 Even if there were very old people that followed jesus around his entire life to retell it to various scholars, however unlikely that may be, it doesnt explain other factors. Christianity as a whole is an amalgamation of other religions. It was slowly molded to be as convenient and welcoming as possible to other more prevalent religions. Paganism was quite popular, and their most celebrated holidays (Renamed Chirstmas and Easter eventually) were adopted to bring in new people. Also many of the key elements to Jesus' birth were adopted from the lore of Osiris.
>> [_] Anon 1634227 Yeah this guy is a troll he says so himself. Look up Edward Current on Youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1634232 Checkmate!
>> [_] Anon 1634233 The origins of the bible(s) have nothing to do with the existence of god(s). Seriously guise. Don't play their dumb game.
>> [_] Anon 1634234 This hurt my fucking brain. I think its broken. WTF...
>> [_] Anon 1634243 >># >Christianity ... people. Well, no. Rather, Christians repurposed the pagan festivals for their own beliefs to make Christianity more attractive to converts or potential converts. It's not a pagan festival; it's a Christian festival that incorporates some pagan traditions that don't conflict with the Christian beliefs. It's not like the festivals are core to the Christian beliefs; they're just largely arbitrary days to celebrate. >Also ... Osiris. Rather than "adopted from" it's just as easily explained as "derived from the same source;" don't forget that Judaic prophecy and tradition about the birth of the Messiah extends as far back as the people themselves.
>> [_] Anon 1634247 >># >it's just as easily explained as "derived from the same source;" Or "coincidence." Or "archetypical concept instilled into the human race by its creator to make them more receptive to a message."
>> [_] Anon 1634252 Are kidding me? /f/ has the most ignorant fuck on the internet. This is not a troll. This guy is not serious. Its a fucking joke and you are supposed to be smart enough to understand how stupid the points of evidence he is using as a "christian". I a satire you fuckwads.
>> [_] Anon 1634260 hahahahah i posted this and you guys are killing me.
>> [_] Anon 1634265 >># God, thank you. (no pun intended.) I find it hilarious that "trolling" was brought up, but not just simple sarcasm. Sad, really.
>> [_] Anon 1634268 ITT a religious debate that hasn't resulted in both parties calling each other faggots. I'm proud of you guys. You managed to keep a simple argument simple without adding "umad" into the mix.
>> [_] Anon 1634277 silly christians having an IQ lower than 50 is so august 4 1991
>> [_] Anon 1634297 >># >implying professional internet bloggers existed in Biblical times to debunk and challenge any false narratives
>> [_] Anon 1634322 The butthurt in this thread, and not being able to spot a troll Its delicious
>> [_] Anon 1634327 >god is a man >god created/gave life to humans >a guy created/gave life to humans really? god isnt a female? i thought women give life to other humans, not men...
>> [_] Anon 1634329 >># >using science in a religious debate oh you
>> [_] Anon 1634330 GOD IS A METAPHOR FOR TIME
>> [_] Anon 1634335 I am Christian. This is fucking bullshit. I'm calling trolling post.

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[_] [?] Anon 1598105 Atheists are deluded
>> [_] Anon 1598111 ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah oh my god this is amazing
>> [_] Anon 1598137 The little circular logic diagram is my favorite part.
>> [_] Anon 1598140 This is a piss take of christians.
>> [_] Anon 1598143 >Checkmate! Three move repetition draw is not a checkmate!
>> [_] Anon 1598164 I look forward to my life meaning nothing and when i die nothing will happen to me. Existentialism for the win
>> [_] Anon 1598199 That's great satire
>> [_] Anon 1598208 Now that's logic. Maybe those scientists will learn someday. lol pfft
>> [_] Anon 1598215 There are a lot of good points against Christianity. These are not among them. One need only consider that the earth wasn't created in a literal 7 days.
>> [_] Anon 1598218 I like how both sides are so positive that a god type being does or doesn't exist without indisputable evidence.
>> [_] Anon !KittyFX6Pw 1598220 >from the bible
>> [_] Anon 1598223 you SucK!!!
>> [_] Anon 1598236 Because the bible says so.
>> [_] Anon 1598248 >># ah chess, the game of kings
>> [_] Anon 1598254 I like how both sides are so positive that a race of purple Smurfs living at the bottom of the Mariana Trench do or don't exist without indisputable evidence.
>> [_] Anon 1598265 I've never understood why either side cares about proving the other wrong. Well, I guess I understand the notion that religious people are 'saving your soul' but why the fuck do some athiests never shut up about how religion is wrong
>> [_] Anon 1598267 >># >mfw/yfw the Religion Spammer is actually an atheist trying to make atheists pissed off at theists.
>> [_] Anon 1598269 >># It's pretty much human nature to hate those that disagree with you. And I'm not even an atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1598276 ITT: The wicked mock God. "But God laughs at them for He knows their day is coming." (Psalm 37:13)
>> [_] Anon 1598277 im a 100% faithful cathollic ... and this still made me laugh. old testament is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1598278 >># Your all-forgiving God that desires the salvation of mankind, right? Of course he'd have a nice egotistical laugh at humanity's expense just like a dickheaded human.
>> [_] Anon 1598280 mfw this is not a liberal Christian view. mfw I don't really care. Agnostic here; prove to me that a deity outside our existence can be either proven or disproven to exist and I'll change my mind. Otherwise I'd have to believe that god didn't exist, or did exist. tl;dl doesn't matter that can't prove religion wrong, doesn't effect me.
>> [_] RNorthex 1598281 so basically, just because you're stupid to answer some of the questions which would require years of scientific research and better equipment, you just say it's made by some hitler-esque god? oh, also, just reminder, who made this flash pretty much just sinned in multiple ways by christian rules christians get funnier and funnier each day
>> [_] Nokoischocko 1598282 L0L what a retard... just "PROVE IT" stop blindly belive in shit "PROVE" this shit. You can't ? it's becouse it not fucked exist
>> [_] Anon 1598283 >># Your grammaticial skills don't exist, either.
>> [_] Anon 1598286 Atheists are only making an ass out of themselves by doing "sarcasm" like this
>> [_] Anon 1598290 >># > Implying Christians don't use sarcasm against atheists
>> [_] Anon 1598295 Wow, If I was Christian, I would become atheist after watching this..
>> [_] Anon 1598307 I hope you guys realise this is the audio from a you-tube channel which is made to troll religious people and atheists alike.
>> [_] Nevan 1598325 It appears some of you don't realize this ENTIRE FLASH is DRIPPING with sarcasm.
>> [_] Anon 1598331 >># >either so you agree? good.
>> [_] Anon 1598333 Mel Gibson doesn't believe in gravity. George Bush doesn't care about brown people. Jesus was a brown person who defied gravity. ??? PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1598355 >># You are not the trinity! How dare you blaspheme my Jesus? He touches me every night and I feel ticklish in my belly when it happens. You can't explain that. It's not like I am being molested.

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[_] [?] I hope this dosen't start a religious arugement? Anon 1531864 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1531868 pretty sure god didnt write the bible but who gives a dick
>> [_] Anon 1531869 I almost vomited in rage but whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1531880 wow, that was unbearably pretentious and smug
>> [_] Anon 1531881 >># >># >># It's satire you fucks
>> [_] Anon 1531890 Hmm... raged but over it... he has his opinion. Btw OP is trolling so don't get worked up guys... he's just mad that it's sunday.
>> [_] Anon 1531895 Satire.
>> [_] Anon 1531896 Wait...wait! ....Nope. No rage to be had. Thought I might have some.
>> [_] Anon 1531911 This is laughably retarded
>> [_] Anon 1531912 Clever satire you've got there
>> [_] Anon 1531940 >># Actually Christian tradition is since God influenced the writers of the Bible it is all his word and infallible. Christians that can't get beyond that only being a tradition are doomed to be asshats that ruin everything for everyone else.
>> [_] Anon 1531950 it never fails to amaze me how hard Amerifats find it to understand satire
>> [_] Anon 1531956 Sheez . . . I'm not an atheist, and even _I_ think this is bullshit. Hell, I even have atheist friends. As long as we don't bash each other over the heads with our own beliefs (and we don't, since there is a hell of a lot more interesting things to talk about than the boring old "I'm-right-you're-wrong-no-you're-wrong- I'm-right" crap), WTF is the big deal? There are good-hearted atheist people as well as Christian assholes, and vice versa. It takes all sorts of ppl to make a world. Except for Muslim extremists.
>> [_] Anon 1531958 I'm awfully sure there's a troll on the loose.
>> [_] Anon 1531959 twisted logic...
>> [_] Anon 1531971 im hella raging right now
>> [_] Anon 1531988 Checkmate!
>> [_] Anon 1531995 master troll
>> [_] Anon 1531999 Sadly many athiests are too quick to rage and don't even go three seconds into the flash before not realizing it's satire and not actual ramblings from a batshit-insane bible-thumper.
>> [_] Anon 1532000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5xzhFYR6 8Y
>> [_] atheist 1532001 sticks his bible in the ass
>> [_] Anon 1532002 Lost interest.
>> [_] Anon 1532003 big shit
>> [_] Anon 1532004 gtfo of humanity, religious
>> [_] Anon 1532016 Still summer I see. Kids, get off 4chan until you get a bit older.
>> [_] Anon 1532018 This flash made me lol
>> [_] Anon 1532023 It's funny that you people laugh at this.
>> [_] Anon 1532025 >># >># Doesn't understand why he's saying it's pretentious and smug.
>> [_] Anon 1532036 the saddest thing is I know people who only listening to the audio of this would completely agree with everything that was just said.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1532052 really enjoyed that, absolutely hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1532056 thx, make me laugh

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[_] [?] Ooh, religious wars; how I love them Anon 1524294
>> [_] Anon 1524301 You know... the better approach to all this is to not give a fuck about either side. Anti-Religious people are probably just as stupid as the religious people in this sense. People can be real fucking retards sometime.
>> [_] Anon 1524302 >God is real because the Bible says so FLAWLESS LOGIC
>> [_] Anon 1524303 Obvious troll, etc, etc.
>> [_] Anon 1524308 Why, oh why dear lord, could I never come up against people like this on the debate team in high school!? As a christian, I apologize to everyone else for my idiot "relative". Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to sit him in time-out till he learns his lesson.
>> [_] Anon 1524313 So when the earth will be consumed by fire we wi- I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BONES WITH MY BURNING HANDS! AND OFFER YOUR SKULL TO THE GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck ALL religions, keep it METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1524316 *clears throat* Should I give my bull shit two cents too or should I leave the fact that the points of belief should be shared only among those who think the same. If it was like that there wouldn't be religion wars and nut job radicalists wouldn't have the power that they do. Now shut up and drink your cool-aid.
>> [_] Anon 1524317 Religion Wars Episode IV: A New Pope.
>> [_] Anon 1524323 The Bible was Written by a man not by god whoever wrote the bible was a monkey. monkeys arent very smart.
>> [_] Anon 1524325 >># Yeah, I got a list of card carrying creationists right now. One by one... TO A MEGA CHICK-FIL-A MEGA-MEAT-A-THON!
>> [_] Anon 1524327 >be athiest >read the bible
>> [_] Anon 1524330 you do all realize this is satire... right?
>> [_] Anon 1524333 >># Probably; didn't have the patience to sit through it, though.
>> [_] Anon 1524334 This flash was lolz. The creator deserves 1 chocolate coated internet.
>> [_] Anon 1524345 >># I should bloody well think so. "God exists because the bible he supposedly made says so." That is like me being king of everything because of a self-signed proclamation.
>> [_] 4 the LOLs Anon 1524350 anti-religious and extremests need to get laid...
>> [_] Anonymouse 1524351 >># > anti-religious extremests need to get laid... Well _somebody_ has to do it, the religious extremists aren't allowed to.
>> [_] Anon 1524353 All in all suppose that's the problem the atheists and extremists are to busy feelin each other up instead of fukin each other... venting each others built up sexual tension among themselves. Fuk i hate both groups... Neither one really constructively contributing to society as a whole
>> [_] Anon 1524359
>> I can't be assed to have a view on a topic.
>> Everyone who does is stupid
>> [_] Anon 1524361 I was raised christian, so I know a metric fuck ton about the bible. Most of the things Christians say about the bible is wrong, as they often take the King James version literally. Probably the biggest error is saying that you need to do "good" to get into heaven. In the bible it simply says that any who believe on Jesus will be saved. Now, I fucking hate all that religious shit. If god exists, I'm probably in the super secret club. If he doesn't, who gives a fuck? "What shall we say then, shall we sin that grace may abound?" I say, fuck yes I will. There is enough of a chance that God does not exist that I refuse to devote my life to this shit
>> [_] Anon 1524371 This is Edward Current, he has an account on Youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1524379 I'm a Christian. Not one of those annoying ones that try and force their religion onto everyone who isn't one already, but I don't really focus on religion that much. I still have faith, which is a good thing to have. Also, it makes alot more sense that a God created everything instead of some "big bang" theory, that happened from nothing. But either way, you can't prove nor disprove God.
>> [_] Anon 1524380 ...sooooo.... when did satire become trolling?
>> [_] Anon 1524390 >># Around the time school let out.
>> [_] 1524398 >># Oh its been much longer; I've had this swf saved from 07'
>> [_] Anon 1524402 >># >>You have to pick one of the sides I see in everything and then defend it angrily and vehemently at the slightest opportunity, or you're a loser Maybe you'll learn to have a more nuanced approach to the world when you grow up.
>> [_] Anon 1524415 this is hillarious =D thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1524419 >># SO LONG AS ITS BRUTAL!
>> [_] Anon 1524429 this shit is so bad it makes me wanna stop being an atheist and start going to church every day shit sarcasm is shit
>> [_] Anon 1524432 the atheist that made this is worse than bible thumping rednecks

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[_] [L] Xians make more sense thant Zeitgoons. Anon 1495657 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1495717 Can't we all just get along?
>> [_] Anon 1495751 Oh Edward Current... your so confident of your belief's that you feel the need to justify them with videos like this. Over-angst atheist FTL.
>> [_] Anon 1495752 Yeah.... sure.. believe in God... I'm also sure that God would save you from a Nuke strike, or even a shot, point blank, at your head. GG..... -knows he got trolled by some video, but I can't give a flying fuck so suck it-
>> [_] Anon 1495758 Checking his youtube. Funny, I see nothing on Islam, Judaism, etc. Guess religion's only a crime when it's committed by anglo-saxons :/
>> [_] Anon 1495777 >># No, they're all crimes. It's just that christian crimes are more notable (Crusades, Inquisition, Salem, Holocaust, and now pedophilia). So of course an individual will parody just one. Is it somehow their prerogative to be fair, balanced, and give all religions their due? No! Though it should be noted the most heinous crimes were non-religious (Stalin, Mao, etc.)
>> [_] Anon 1495778 I would love to watch the world burn.
>> [_] Anon 1495780 I believe in god, but this guy just makes me rage
>> [_] Anon 1495781 >># What, pedophilia is a crime? I thought I was just unique.
>> [_] Anon 1495833 >># Considering Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all just 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0 of the same OS, I'd say he should at least give 'em mention
>> [_] Anon 1495841 wtf is wrong with this guys voice

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[_] [?] Lol @ /Sci/ Fags Anon 1488853 Can't beat this argument? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1488858 Yeah. Unbelievable. righttherewithyou.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1488860 God exists because the bible says he does the bible exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God who exists because the bible says so which exists because of God
>> [_] Anon 1488862 Please don't respond to this obvious obvious obvious obvious. With the obvious.
>> [_] Anon 1488863 Haha stupod Antherists
>> [_] Raguspan 1488875 The speaker clearly isn't familiar with the scientific principles he is tinkering around with. What a rage-inducer!
>> [_] Anon 1488877 i half expected a screamer at the prayer part. kinda disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 1488879 it's in a book so it must be true!
>> [_] Anon 1488896 http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenh auer/arthur/religion/chapter1.html http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenh auer/arthur/religion/chapter1.html Not so much an argument against either side as much as it is a few decent reasons why religion's useful and why chiding won't help enlighten anyone
>> [_] Anon 1488901 It's a satire. http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCurrent
>> [_] Anon 1488914 >Edward Current Ah, that smart-ass atheist. I love how guys like this end up undermining their own credibility by resorting to trolling most of the times they can't win an argument rather than admit they just have a different opinion about those points.
>> [_] Anon 1488915 This Bible guy seems like he knows what's going on, we should all read his book.
>> [_] Anon 1488920 >># given the number of videos he has making the exact same point and the fact that he only seems to attack "religion ruleset 2e", I'd say it's more of an autism-fueled vendetta against christianity
>> [_] Anon 1488930 Ah, religious debates. Kinda like arguing about what could be inside a box that no effort of humanity or it's creations can open or detect it's contents. Fruitless, but always good for a laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1488949 This guy is a master troll
>> [_] Anon 1488955 lolololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololololololol
>> [_] Anon 1488957 >># More like: Smart-assed atheist insults theists and theists don't sit there and take it, you condescending jack-ass.
>> [_] Anon 1488959 >># When people do that in that way, it's probably because they think some sick fetish or other fucked-up behavior that they want to engage in will be accepted if it wasn't for religion. They're too insane to realize that people would probably beat or even kill them over it without the moral restraints of religion in most of those cases because people just don't like those kinds of things.
>> [_] Anon 1488961 >># There are already many "sick" people thanks to religion. Religion doesn't help anywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1488963 needs more dickgirls.
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>> [_] Anon 1488970 I lold
>> [_] Anon 1488973 >># Yes, keep telling yourself that, weirdo.
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>> [_] Anon 1488976 If someone needs to delude them self to avoid their own shitty behavior they should just go do it already, get arrested, or die. We have a population problem and it's in humanity's best interest to keep things optimized both culturally and free of negative mental genes.
>> [_] Anon 1488977 The level of smug in this video makes me want to go to church.
>> [_] Anon 1488978 >># The catholic church was traditionally the place where people who were ostracised by society, such as paedophiles, would go to find forgiveness and acceptance and the trust of a community and access to a lot of small children.
>> [_] Anon 1488993 fail
>> [_] Anon 1488996 were dose it say god wrote it
>> [_] Anon 1489015 The dude's an atheist using sarcasm as a way to make fun of christfags. The funny thing is that it is the atheists, not the christfags, who get mad at this obvious piece of genius.
>> [_] Anon 1489020 if not troll im sad....
>> [_] Anon 1489023 This Edward Current guy makes some terrible arguments. He should really go take an Christian Apologetics course or something. I don't know why he has such a beef against atheists.
>> [_] Anon 1489027 >># As mentioned before, he's a double troll. This vid isn't about coming at atheists, but making fun of christians. What's just sad though is that this video actually seems to exsagurate the christians views, yet people see this as the real deal. Both atheists and christians seem to believe this video, as i don't see any christians flaming this, given that they don't know who made this video and for what intention... ... what the fuck is happening to humanity?

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[_] [?] SRS BUSINESS Anon 1469434 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1469436 0/10 Nice try.
>> [_] Anon 1469437 hmm Edwardcurrent is an atheist I hope you know
>> [_] Anon 1469438 IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK! IT MUST BE FACT
>> [_] Anon 1469439 ITT: >Trololo.swf
>> [_] Anon 1469440 Made a believer out of me.
>> [_] Anon 1469443 >># Same here man you can't argue the fax
>> [_] Anon 1469444 mormon jesus
>> [_] Anon 1469450 Take video off of Youtube Post it on /f/ ???? Piss off a bunch of /f/aggots.
>> [_] Anon 1469453 >># IKR PERFECT!
>> [_] Anon 1469500 >># i think its pretty obvious, christians are stupid, but they arent as stupid to give this long of a speech proving how retarded they are
>> [_] Anon 1469533 made me laugh like hell xD
>> [_] Anon 1469536 I could tell it was a troll the moment the god/bible circle showed up.
>> [_] Anon 1469540 makes me laugh every time its an "old book" so it must be true and every word must be true cause its written down
>> [_] Anon 1469545 So wait, if atheists are so sure they're right, why do they keep making these childish strawmen arguments ad nauseam?
>> [_] Anon 1469553 "and when i pray, and the creator himself, AND his son born from a blessed virgin come, and they speak to me... and they say: "SHUT UP FAG, lol"
>> [_] Anon 1469558 its funny becuase im an athiest and i will laugh when earth becomes a fucked up nuclear war or those other religious doomsdays might or might not happen, and i will be on MARS laughing
>> [_] Anon 1469560 >># Because are not only just as moronic as everyone else, but they also require the validation of their beliefs. Their various attacks merely reveal their method of self-validation, much akin to praying and religious meetings.
>> [_] Anon 1469578 >># >># Hi, you must be new on 4chan. Get yourself comfortable
>> [_] Anon 1469581 You must also be a newfag. Christ fags have been spamming for years.
>> [_] Anon 1469582 ULTIMATE TROLL
>> [_] A Dog And A Man! !uBZL853swA 1469601 >># I refute this claim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4iORFL_ Jk
>> [_] Anon 1469607 "I'm 100% sure. How do i know this? the bible" >mfw i have no face because I'm Trinity
>> [_] Anon 1469629 this made me giggle
>> [_] Anon 1469637 I can't tell if I'm being trolled or not. I guess that means it worked.
>> [_] Anon 1469639 Too blatant trolling. There are so few Christian denominations who believe that God himself wrote the Bible (even in America, the home for retarded sects that were continiously persecuted for their stupidity in Europe and then gave birth for even more idiotic bastard-sects like Mormonism) that the whole thing fust falls apart after that statement.
>> [_] Anon 1469670 I seriously have respect to the speaker. How can he actually say such bullshit without bursting into laughter? That's what I call a miracle.
>> [_] Anon 1469672 >implying the bible was actually written by god >implying you're supposed to believe everything that is written
>> [_] Anon 1469675 I'M A HUNDERD PERCENT SHURE OVIT HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE OF MY BELIEF IN RELIGIOUS TEXTS.
>> [_] Anon 1469677 whatisthisIdonteven....
>> [_] Anon 1469685 Its a double troll retards. Its meant to insult the 'old style' christians who believe that science has no founding in todays society.
>> [_] Anon 1469688 you are totally retarded yes i mad cocksucker, your argument doesn't even make sense

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[_] [?] Hey atheist, u jelly? 1439246 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1439249 0/10 for you but 7/10 for him He is cleary athiest
>> [_] Anon 1439250 >># then again maybe you already knew this
>> [_] Anon 1439251 fuuuuuu........?
>> [_] ANAL AIDS !ZEjsBtgfD. 1439257 >># >AtheisttrollingretardslikeOP.swf
>> [_] Anon 1439258 >># im pree sure op was being sarcastic
>> [_] Anon 1439266 You know, he might have not laid it on so thick in about the second half. Besides that it was fun and silly.
>> [_] Anon 1439267 Troll. Or fundamentalist Westborofag. Either way, 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1439272 God: 1 You: 0
>> [_] Anon 1439283 if this flash would make people realize more about the truth of the bible then its a good thing
>> [_] Anon 1439286 smellls like OP likes Linkin Park
>> [_] Anon 1439289 This flash only proves how silly christians really are. I believe it backfired at a few places.
>> [_] Anon 1439290 >># i still haven't seen any unicorns. i want my damn unicorns.
>> [_] Anon 1439293 >># http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1439115 Fuck yeah metal unicorn!
>> [_] Anon 1439300 lol, troll harder, bible was written by people u tard...
>> [_] Anon 1439303 It's Edward Current. He's an atheist comedian. Lrn2 YouTube.
>> [_] Anon 1439309 >># people were written by bible
>> [_] Anon 1439376 if you don't understand the irony of this, you're an idiot whose opinion shouldnt count at all in the argument of god
>> [_] Anon 1439378 I cant tell if this flash is making fun of Christians by showing just how dumb they are, or if its srs bisnis.
>> [_] Anon 1439379 >># It did?? Sounded pretty legit for me
>> [_] Anon 1439380 lol sarcasm win :D I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1439389 trolololololol
>> [_] Anon 1439393 At first I was like ಠ_ಠ But then I realised the sarcasm was so thick I was suffocating.
>> [_] George Zimmer !!IYmoTiYa3ke 1439395 >Trolls trolling trolls that are trolling christians I love you /f/
>> [_] Anon 1439413 religion is win science is win i can live with that
>> [_] OHNHO !!tQHLxyClmN+ 1439446 SCIENTISTS THAT KNOW NOTHING.
>> [_] Anon 1439452 __ TROLL LINE TROLL LINE Some people are actually thick as shit on here. That flash was designed to prove how "unbelieveable" God and Religeon is. His sarcasm was pouring out
>> [_] Anon 1439453 this guy is just unfunny. its such dry humour to it, and all he uses is sarcasm. like its poking fun at christianity, but at the same time trying to make a point. any humour that tries to make a point is fucking annoying.
>> [_] Anon 1439458 This shit made me lol so damn hard.
>> [_] Anon 1439487 This flash is always followed by people saying "LOLOL U IDIOT IT IS PARODY", but fail to realise that the fact this can be mistaken for actual theistic rhetoric actually says a lot on its own. When slapstick humour hits too close to home, you know it is start to break out facepalms.

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[_] [?] wat 1430574 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1430580 lulz, satire
>> [_] Anon 1430583 um wow this guy sounds like an fucking idiot i what to shoot the fucker. i may not be an atheist but the bible was write be a fucking human. this guy sound like he be a fucking cultist that get a group of people to suicide for "god". Note that the guy whos saying this is ignorant and probly is hiding so far in the closest, jerking off to picture of little altar boys.
>> [_] Anon 1430584 but this guy thinks satanist is the worship of the devil "Lucifer"
>> [_] Anon 1430586 Guys, you realize this is a joke right? lol
>> [_] ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ 1430591 >># shhh they think its cereal and ir is laughing at em for it.
>> [_] Anon 1430683 Look up Edward Current on YouTube
>> [_] Anon 1430692 >># >># You niggers got trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1430694 >># Did he use the video of the Quran being burned for that scene near the end? That'd be fucking awesome.

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[_] [L] Anon 1427555 Stupidity. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1427571 This was actually quite good. it's been so long since any1 said a valuable comment on the net. Tnx anon ^_^
>> [_] Sigmar !!DBI97MeOzwZ 1427572 HEY, YOU! PEOPLE CAN DIE FROM LAUGHING THIS HARD, YOU KNOW!?!?
>> [_] Anon 1427588 >># >implying I wasn't trying to kill you
>> [_] Anon 1427590 I FUCKING LOL'D FUCKING HARD HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1427592 >Implying this wasn't an atheist trolling
>> [_] Anon 1427593 This much humour is a crime. People have died from laughing too hard you know.
>> [_] Anon 1427602 This is a little too obvious. Interesting none the less.
>> [_] Anon 1427604 has to be a troll, no one can say all this with a strait face.
>> [_] Anon 1427672 this was dumb and unfunny.
>> [_] Anon 1427677 edward current = satire
>> [_] Anon 1427679 Oh gee, an old as fuck flash taking about shit nobody cares about anymore. Truly riveting entertainment!
>> [_] Anon 1427690 FYI incest had to happen for mankind to continue to spread. Charles Darwin believed in god and thought of evolution as a way of other creatures to form. You uninformed fool make sure to post something better thought through before trying to kill people by making them laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1427701 i'm a christian and even i laughed at that
>> [_] Anon 1427709 haha omg i want to save this...
>> [_] Anon 1427710 ITT people who don't get this is a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1427715 >3 move repetition = Checkmate THIS IS NOT EVEN CHESS
>> [_] Anon 1427733 for those who want to save this flash and other flashs, get firefox > open flash > click tools on top bar > page info > click "media" tab > find the flash file > click "save as" > its yours
>> [_] Anon 1427737 >># you're a christian, and i laughed at that.

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[_] [?] Athiests are wrong. God is Real 1398422 its true. Christians are right. Athiests are wrong. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1398426 ragequit
>> [_] Anon 1398428 Older than the internets. I remember we used to pass this around as an office in-joke in usenet and DARPAnet before that. >># Get your head out of your ass you tool, it's satire.
>> [_] Your RE professor 1398436 Learning how to read the bible correctly and not take every word and number for a fact is recommended cause it wasnt written by neither god nor us modern society, but hundrets of years ago by people with a different mentality so being christian doesnt mean you cant trust science and the history of earth
>> [_] Anon 1398437 What ever happened to science and religion coexisting? Two different ways to explain the same things.
>> [_] Anon 1398439 >># Except, one of those things is completely provable while the other came from a book.
>> [_] Anon 1398441 No one is right, everyone is wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1398442 just worship satan, makes life hella fun
>> [_] Anon 1398443 >># >Two different ways to explain the same things. Like heliocentrism and geocentrism? Science and religion have never coexisted peacefully - religion has always tried to suppress scientific thought and experiment and scientific claims can't be logically questioned on religious grounds. People just say that to make themselves feel better about falling to peer pressure and bowing down to lies.
>> [_] Anon 1398444 >># >implying you didn't read physics from a book
>> [_] Anon 1398446 Satirical? Hard to tell. Certainly doesn't want me to be christian.
>> [_] Anon 1398447 Religion - Theologians: God created everything Science - Physicist: Energy created everything
>> [_] Anon 1398450 >># Where do you obtain your knowledge of science and physics from then?
>> [_] Anon 1398452 >># no, thats both science >># satirical as it doesnt promote religion, as it does literally
>> [_] Anon 1398453 >># >># not even samefag, do you guys even know what "provable" means? hint, it isn't synonymous with "I discovered it". another, the bible isn't provable.
>> [_] Anon 1398455 >># idk ever watched that show where they prove stuff from the bible could really have taken place? i think it comes on natgeo
>> [_] Anon 1398457 >># I worked on the Large Hadron Collider and observed the nature of atoms.
>> [_] Anon 1398458 >># The Bible is sort of disprovable though because it makes lots of retarded claims like "You'll get whatever you pray for" and "If any one of you had an ounce of faith you could move mountains" and "God will kill the enemies of Israel", which are blatantly false. Not, for example, claims like "you'll get peace of mind if you pray" or "faith can help you control your life" or "jews are rather successful people" which they are often mistaken for.
>> [_] Anon 1398465 >># Sure you did Mr. Freeman. :P
>> [_] Anon 1398469 >open flash, expecting my rage to build >anti-religion, pro-atheism >feels logic man
>> [_] Anon 1398470 Sat through the whole thing, clearly this guy is trolling and making fun of Christianity. 0/10 Made it way too obvious that it was all trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1398487 it's called a joke, not trolling
>> [_] Anon 1398499 Holy shit it all makes sense now I believe >># actually those claims hold some truths because a person who prays and has faith in something are more likely to continue believing that something good would happen in their rather shitty life and can help people to not an hero themselves. Also it has been proven that in hospitals that patients that have faith in something and believes they will overcome have higher survival rates.
>> [_] Anon 1398504 >># Though you could say they same for people who have full belief in themselves and won't quit at life. Religion and beliefs help the average people who well just need to believe someone is behind them helping them or backing them up. In other words relying on something else rather then believing in themselves which I feel is a weakness, but is a strength to others.
>> [_] God is Real 1398512 you're all wrong. especially about magnets. >># also, you should use correct grammar. it is very hard to understand your argument when you don't have a direction to your statements.
>> [_] Anon 1398518 actually, there was recently a very large study done that demonstrated that people that knew they had people praying for them had slightly lower recovery rates than people who had no knowledge or knew that nobody was praying for them.
>> [_] strawman strawman 1398519 Nothing but strawmen. Not worthy of refutation.
>> [_] God is Real 1398521 >># Sauce or I call bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1398523 >># exactly
>> [_] Anon 1398524 >># Different person here. Here's one sauce: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/secret- to-a-speedy-recovery-no-prayers-please/20 06/03/31/1143441331 996.html
>> [_] Anon 1398525 >># Sauce or I call bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1398526 >># http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/he alth/2002901053_pray31.html http://www.beliefnet.com/News/2006/04/St udy-Intercessory-Prayer-Has-No-Major-Effe ct-On-Recovery.aspx http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health /31pray.html?pagewanted=all
>> [_] God Is Unreal 1398527 >># Well, I'll be damned. Literally.
>> [_] Anon 1398539 >># >># >># I'm not talking about receiving prayers from other people. I'm talking about the person their selves praying and "truly" believing that they "will" be saved by their god or whatever. But to be honest I believe that belief and religon is just a substitute for human will. If someone has a strong will to survive their chances are higher. Like saying my life may probably get better already shows that I don't have much faith and I have already partially given up. Saying my life will get better, is essentially saying that no matter what happens things will work out eventually. TL:DR Human will trumps alot of shit and religion/beliefs are used to back up those who don't have strong will in themselves.
>> [_] Anon 1398540 >># No, you're making it sound too good. Beliefs like that, in an entity with absolute power over you, are not used to support anything. They're used to hammer down the human will and to make it rely on imagined supernatural aids. This also means that the person concerned must accept the religious paradigm and morality or lose their mental support, leading to control. That's why your parents may have wanted to bring you up religious - to make you similar to themselves. Religion must die. The end.
>> [_] Slowpoke 1398541 In before the trolls "raging"...
>> [_] Anon 1398544 >># dam I hate you GTFO religion causes nothing but problems no religion is the right religion and who created god that motherfucker didn't just create himself checkmate bitch
>> [_] Anon 1398545 >># >># Don't know if samefag...
>> [_] Anon 1398554 >># No but even without religion we still have those who don't have much hopes on themselves and must accredit something for what they have in life. Religion gives people something to believe in because they have lost faith or maybe never had any in themselves. Though I will also say that religion has destroyed alot.
>> [_] Anon 1398575 guaranteedreplies.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1398579 obvious troll is obvious
>> [_] Anon 1398585 Aw I was about to post how I stopped as soon as he got his proof from the bible. but seeing comments he was trolling, so I reopened and he was talking about things I knew.
>> [_] Anon 1398589 this is why i'm not a Christian anymore, not saying i'm an atheist. but fuck it, i'm not a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 1398590 You should believe the radioactive halos.
>> [_] Anon 1398607 ive seen this before, but im begging that hes not serious.
>> [_] Anon 1398611 >># you beg that is serioss but hes not over thois seen massege
>> [_] Anon 1398614 Boring flash is boring. Text? Seriously over-estimating the attention span of 4channers.
>> [_] Anon 1398625 WARNING! trolling in progress
>> [_] Anon 1398634 lol its funnybecause a athiests is narrating.
>> [_] Anon 1398640 fuck you modernests....why must you needlessly attack other ways of thought than your own
>> [_] Anon 1398642 The tone and matter-of-fact attitude make me think the creator of this flash is a troll. I know this is not a new flash by any means, but if you are out there Mr. author guy, work on your delivery.
>> [_] Anon 1398674 >># Satire are not fun , it's not even slightly funny.
>> [_] Anon 1398678 >># Because they're false
>> [_] Anon 1398682 man this is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1398696 so fucking retarded...

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[_] [?] Anon 1344064 fucking christians Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1344065 FUCKING RAGE!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1344067 This flash was obviously not made by a Christian. A bad parody and a sad attempt at trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1344070 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1344072 >># fucking idiot. no shit it wasn't made by a christian.. it's a "bad parody" because it disproves your shitty religion thats why
>> [_] Anon 1344076 >># ... no it doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 1344077 >># >jesus christ born of a virgin
>> [_] Anon 1344079 Edward Current x) he's a youtube guy
>> [_] Anon 1344080 >># ...your point? One of the generally accepted factors of God (whether real or not) is that he is Omnipotent. He can do ANYTHING. Like make a virgin have a baby. In fact, the Omnipotent factor excuses away any arguments along those same lines.
>> [_] Anon 1344083 >># >># No matter what you two say, NEITHER OF YOU WIN. Life isn't a fucking competition.
>> [_] Anon 1344084 I thought the flash was funny. You guys are faggots getting worked up over it.
>> [_] Anon 1344087 >># The atheist started it.
>> [_] Anon 1344088 >># -_-' WTF did I say? Edward current made the movie the flash was made from, He has a channel on youtube. Dumbass...geez, ppl bitch about sause and when i give sause ppl bitch, eat paper..
>> [_] Anon 1344101 meh i prefer to let ppl believe whatever they wanna believe as long as they keep thier shit to themselves i have no problem with it...when stuff gets forced on me then heads are gonna roll...
>> [_] Anon 1344102 its the side that doesn't want to make a fair argument you have to worry about, cause they are more concerned with being right rather than becoming right
>> [_] Anon 1344103 >># We actually have a term at my church for people that push their religion on others. Bullhorn Guys. You know the ones, who stand on street corners with bullhorns and signs shouting at everybody that walks by... We get real angry about stuff like that. It shouldn't be forced, just presented and/or suggested. We really despise the stuff people like Westborough Baptist Church are doing.
>> [_] Anon 1344106 >># Like people making strawman arguments. Also: people who take life advice from the internet are commonly regarded as idiots. Ergo, people who argue about life on the internet expecting the other person to believe them are also idiots.
>> [_] Anon 1344110 indeed
>> [_] Anon 1344112 I'm not a Christian I don't like mocking christians. Nobody can be that fucking idiotic.
>> [_] Anon 1344114 I vote we settle all of our religious differences here: http://images.4channel.org/f/src/faithfi ghter.swf
>> [_] mr pooooooooooop 1344124 AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH FUCK RELIGIOOOOOOOON
>> [_] Fred Dawes !!/qLJAI7eGDT 1344135 oh boy here we go
>> [_] Anon 1344139 am i the only one to see the jew aspect?
>> [_] Anon 1344255 bump this is win
>> [_] Anon 1344256 Wow i coul'dt of made this flash better myself. THANK YOU I GIVE YOU 2000millions internetz
>> [_] Anon 1344264 Yes, there has to be a God. Something doesn't come from nothing. But I bet he wouldn't waste his time writing some book and want you to bow for him every two seconds. Atheists, face it, something doesn't just appear. Christians, you too, stfu. I doubt a God gives two shits about you, and you certainly aren't better than dogs in terms of how he sees you. I mean, come on, we are all dumb animals in a supreme being's eyes.
>> [_] Anon 1344266 in order to be a Christian you not only have to believe in the infalliability of God, you have to believe that the 4 totally seperate and conflicting versions of the same story are all infalliable and translated perfectly and that their elements were never mentioned before in any prior religion outside of Judaism. all of which either cannot or is not true. whoopsy daisy godfags!
>> [_] Anon 1344282 >># stfu scientology
>> [_] Anon 1344298 Shut the fuck up and enjoy the flash. Atheists like it because its sarcastic and proves their point. Christians like it because they misunderstand it since it makes perfect sense to them. Both parties aren't supposed to bitch about it. By the way, if you're a good Christian, you really shouldn't be on a site where CP is circulated regularly.
>> [_] Anon 1344305 bump
>> [_] Anon 1344310 Organized religion is a joke in and of itself.

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[_] [?] atheists are deluded Anon 1323323 Atheists are deluded. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1323328 Scientists just face palmed. Stupid Christians. And Jews. And Muslims. And Hindu. And other stuff.
>> [_] Anon 1323336 this was a joke you faggots find it on youtube
>> [_] Esileruf !!6ypvhHveIRt 1323337 >Just a Joke >found on youtube >posted here to make OP troll the newfags.
>> [_] Anon 1323338 >implying all scientists are atheists
>> [_] Anon 1323341 >># >implying most aren't
>> [_] Anon 1323343 >># >implying even scientist can't be morons.
>> [_] Anon 1323354 >># >>>>implying that this is OC
>> [_] Anon 1323357 This flash has one key weakness: religious people don't understand satire.
>> [_] Anon 1323366 lolitrollu Also, "If your file is to be tagged as "[?] Other", re-examine the first rule before submission."
>> [_] Anon 1323388 >># >># coincidence? i think not.
>> [_] Anon 1323389 >># I'm an atheist, the flash is just shitty Checkmate
>> [_] Anon 1323390 Trololololololo-- hahaha hohoho heheheh hahaha, lololololololololol~
>> [_] Anon 1323393 >># > i'm an atheist, so behaving like a little shit is perfectly fine
>> [_] Anon 1323394 >># True, dumbasses never heard about sarcasm, they actually believe this is for real.
>> [_] Anon 1323401 >># Then what's your point?
>> [_] Anon 1323403 The only people that should be offended is Christians. because they get offended at everything. even if its funny.
>> [_] Anon 1323404 WHBT
>> [_] Anon 1323416 >God wrote the bible No Paul did stupid fuck... How is it that I never go to church yet I understand more about Christianity than most Christians do
>> [_] Anon 1323422 Unless God shows up on earth.. or the anti-christ scorches the the surface or the earth.. I won't ever believe on god. Hell, I believe more in the Norse mythology.
>> [_] Anon 1323427 Circular logic is not proof. In fact it weighs more heavily in favor of a counter argument. Saying that God wrote the bible, and the bible proves there is a God is not proof.
>> [_] Anon 1323428 >># So few people follow /f/ rule one that it legally stopped existing.
>> [_] Anon 1323436 >># So. Archdeacon of the Roman Catholic church here. Just figured I'd set you straight on that one, although I usually avoid these threads. The holy bible was not written solely by Paul. Portions of it were written by Paul. Portions of it were also written by the other Apostles, as well as a number of uncredited authors, and none of the actual text was penned by God himself save for the Ten commandments of the first great covenant. That includes Revelations. In fact, we're still not entirely sure that Revelations was written by an apostle at all. Regardless, the bible was written by man, THROUGH the holy influence of God. It was not written directly through God, as evidenced by the nature of the text itself. As I noted before, and as is noted in the Catechisms, canon law states that the ONLY portion of the bible directly penned by the Lord himself are the ten commandments.
>> [_] Anon 1323438 >># so, if you choose to disregard the rest of it, which I consider to be just as foolish as disregarding ANY penned warning of ANY kind... that's ultimately your decision. But keep in mind that those ten lines of text I mentioned... THOSE are God talking directly to you. The rest of them are God sending someone else to give you a message. You might want to take it with a grain of salt... but it might not hurt you to listen.
>> [_] Anon 1323441 >># so all that kidfucking is god's doing too? also what's with that funky smell that's always hanging around the place with the pews? It's pretty fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 1323453 The bible was wrote by mans to control mans like the god they wish to be.
>> [_] Anon 1323476 it's something you need to understand\
>> [_] Anon !!LJ3Ub+SjkCA 1323477 The bible is false, it says so right here. Checkmate, Christians.
>> [_] Anon 1323482 ultimate argument: Assumptions: 1) God is all good 2) God is all knowing 3) God is all powerful 4) there is evil in the world Argument: A) If god is (2) all knowing, and there is (4) evil in the world, then god know that there is evil. B) If god is (1) all good, then god would not allow there to be (4) evil in the world C) If god is (3) all powerful, then he could stop the (4) evil in the world D) By (A and B and C) there is (4) evil in the world then (2) God is all good must be false E) if (2) god is all good then (A and B and C) or (A and false and C) must be false, therefore god must either not be all powerful, all knowing or all good though there's obviously no place for science or reason...
>> [_] God 1323483 Hi guys, God here... the bible: i did it for teh lulz... you thought it was srs business? LULZ!
>> [_] Anon 1323484 >># Buddy. You haven't seen this then, have you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JgpARGvB nc I'm not religious at all but that argument is stupid and even science proves that wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1323485 hello. you are a chef.
>> [_] Anon 1323486 "science and reason have no place in our lives..' god damn i pity them.. There should be a fund for people so mentally handicapped.
>> [_] Anon 1323491 >># This is funny, and sounds reasonable, but it overlooks the fact that 'cold' and 'darkness' are in fact synonyms to "absence of heat/light".. "Evil" as they call it is not exactly a synonym of absence of good. Evil can be studied and observed. Also, evil can not be measured like temperature or light intensity. Therefor the laws of physics/science will never call evil the absence of good..
>> [_] Anon 1323493 >># I'm sorry but did you say "even science proves that wrong" I hope you know how retarded that sounds. His argument, and the video in youtube use REASONING. Science is about empirical evidence and the conclusion you can draw from that data, so unless you happen to have a study providing evidence for the non existence of evil, you can eat a dick.
>> [_] Anon 1323494 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9izVu_Tt AE&feature=related this
>> [_] Anon 1323495 >># I know. But evil also cannot be studied because it's an opinion. What's evil to one person is not necessarily evil to another. People don't do something they view as wrong without being forced. In order for someone to willingly do something they must believe to themselves that they're doing what's right. Thus, to them, they are not evil.
>> [_] Anon 1323496 I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVpvCAIO_ -E
>> [_] Anon 1323498 >># no shit it's a philosophical position. Science has absolutely nothing to fucking do with religion. Also evil can't be studied and observed. It's a moral position, what's evil to one person isn't evil to another.
>> [_] Anon 1323500 >># >># Hey we agree on something. How were you capable of reasoning that out yet still uttering a term like "science proves you wrong" in a philosophical argument?
>> [_] Anon 1323502 >># Oh. Because I was just spewing shit back there. I enjoyed that Albert Einstein video but realized the flaws long ago. I had intended to list all his steps as he labeled them and point out all the flaws but decided instead to just link a video a write some random shit.
>> [_] Anon 1323503 If you're an atheist, and failed to realize this is an obvious hyperbole meant to mock Christians, you ought to be ashamed. Idiots like you guys are the ones that convert back when things get rough or you get the chance to have a religious girlfriend.
>> [_] Anon 1323506 >># >># I hate to burst your bubble but you are actually studying/ philosophizing about evil. But anyway, yeah its subjective. And i was also going for the "even science proves that wrong" comment
>> [_] Anon 1323507 >># First, I realized that's what this was while watching it. It's really quite obvious. I continued to post because it's fun to leave comments. Second, I actually have a catholic girlfriend. And third, I'm agnostic because I really don't have any proof that any God exists or doesn't and I'm not going to start running around blathering on about how one does or does not.
>> [_] Anon 1323512 >># There are some who really are as Christian as the person talking in this flash. The flash humorously highlights some of his talk, much like other theory-parody flashes. It is not uncommon for a "serious" speaker to be put in a flash like this. If the speaker happens to be fake, then it would be a hyperbole. Also your post implies every atheist is a converted christian/monotheist .. personal experiences?
>> [_] Anon 1323515 How2Reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNocC85MU 6w&feature=related Checkmate.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1323522 >># #1 - You got it, so I'm not talking about you, am I? #2 - And mine's a jew, good for you. #3 - Agnostic is a sub-group of atheist. If you don't officially acknowledge a diety of your own, you're an atheist. What you call an agnostic is what some call a weak atheist. It's not really up for debate, it's the definition. >># It's his manner of speaking, he's clearly being sarcastic. Serious speakers on the matter tend to be either aggressive, know-it-all, or kinda space-casey. >Also your post implies every atheist is a converted christian/monotheist .. personal experiences "Every"? "Most"? In my experience, yes. All but one of the atheists I've known personally started out with a religious affiliation, including myself. I became an atheist when I was 9, and actually believed in Santa longer than God, because at least there was some level of evidence for santa. Those crafty parents.
>> [_] Anon 1323525 >># Main Entry: 1ag·nos·tic Pronunciation: \ag-ˈnäs-tik, əg-\ Function: noun Etymology: Greek agnōstos unknown, unknowable, from a- + gnōstos known, from gignōskein to know — more at know Date: 1869 1 : a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (as God) is unknown and probably unknowable; broadly : one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of God or a god Hmm. I don't see. "A subgroup of atheist" anywhere in that definition.
>> [_] Anon 1323528 >># Main Entry: athe·ist Pronunciation: \ˈā-thē-ist\ Function: noun Date: 1551 : one who believes that there is no deity In case you were going to throw in the definition of atheist. Both are from Merriam-Webster.
>> [_] Anon 1323531 lolololol that was awesome
>> [_] Anon 1323532 this shit is so unfunny...all the sarcasm is lost coz the narrator tries too hard to be witty...
>> [_] Anon 1323540 >># atheism: Disbelief in, or denial of, the existence of a god. deny: To contradict or gainsay (anything stated or alleged); to declare to be untrue or untenable, or not what it is stated to be. untenable: not able to be maintained or defended against theism: Belief in the existence of a god or gods, especially belief in a personal God as creator and ruler of the world a- prefix: without Atheism is, when deconstructed, a very broad term. The original definition has been altered overtime to define the unreasonable strong atheists by a rather overwhelming popular opinion that there's no middle ground. Either you worship my God or you're an ATHEIST who DENIES His divinity. Politics and common use have tainted its meaning, but its original meaning is regaining popularity.
>> [_] Anon 1323542 yawn religion bashing is so old nobody cares about retarded religions anymore
>> [_] Anon 1323550 >># I guess his sarcasm is noticeable, sure. And ah i see. I grew up in an environment where most people started as atheists, and the ones who were religious weren't so extreme in believing, rather then been raised in a certain way. And heh, i envy your parents attempts, i think my parents just said "whatchu want for christmass, this is the budget" >,<
>> [_] Anon 1323553 WOULD YOU BELIEVE IN A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU
>> [_] Anon 1323556 >># Well, that may be true. I simply don't wish to be associated with a group that does not completely represent my views. It's why I vote independent and why I choose to be labeled agnostic and not atheist. I do not deny the existence of God or Gods, nor do I support it. I don't believe that makes me a "weak" atheist. If anything it makes me a non-extreme atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1323558 >># OH HELL YEAH! FUCKING TASTY! IT WOULD SOLVE WORLD HUNGER.
>> [_] Anon 1323562 >># I'm reminded of the yearly "sparring matches" my family and I would have. I'd try to sneak out at just the right time to catch them in the act of placing presents, and of course, nothing was out, they'd say he didn't show up yet, I'd go to sleep and they'd get me every year. I even hid somewhere in the living room overnight, and fell the fuck asleep instead of remaining vigilant. Anyway, where I grew up there were a lot of weak religious types "omg you don't believe in god? that's bad or whatever. let's play video games you heathen lololol", with a light sprinking of batshit devouts.

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[_] [?] Anon 1015559 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1015562 ATHEIST THREAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1015563 The flash file is correct, scientists don't know shit about logic or reason. The bible does carry all the answers we'll ever need.
>> [_] Anon 1015570 this almost made me feel bad for being an atheist
>> [_] Anon 1015573 He's obviously pointing out how incredibly flawed faith is.
>> [_] Anon 1015574 I almsot raged, but then just felt pity
>> [_] Anon 1015578 bahahaha pretty funny
>> [_] Anon 1015583 http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCurrent
>> [_] Anon 1015612 ITT trollbait
>> [_] 1015618 >># OBVIOUS trollbait. >># Geewhillickers, it's obvious day on camp stupid. >># gtfo my /f/, imbecile >># Hello new 4chan user.
>> [_] Anon 1015653 this person fails is earthis only 6000 yrs old then dinosaurs never exsisted and there where never cavemen im srry this person is just a dumd ass with problems
>> [_] Anon 1015656 >># ITP A Nigger
>> [_] Anon 1015678 This video was done by a Youtuber named Edward Current, an atheist who does Christian satire. Go watch his video - An atheist meets God, and then a Christian meets the invisible pink unicorn.
>> [_] Anon 1015682 OLD
>> [_] Anon 1015707 Troll He made it on a computer. Science made computers Humans 1. God 0 If his world was perfect there would be no AID Humans 2. God 0 If there was a god, the pool would NOT be closed Humans 2. God 0. 4chan 1 If god were real, wouldnt there be more clouds and the atmosphere be fake because he would be creating the sun, and everysingle atom/element/particle, defying the laws of science cause some man BELIEVES (With no proof) that a man in the sky is real? Humans 3. God 0. 4chan 1 Tada.
>> [_] God 1015715 I hate you all.
>> [_] Anon 1015717 >># We hate you too, big guy. We hate you too.
>> [_] Anon 1015719 >># you have failed in every way. you definitely belong here
>> [_] Anon 1015724 For all you retards out there, this is clearly a parody. Though what it's parodying is I'll never know. This flash was made by the same guy who made that Youtube video where he claims that if you watch his flash, you'll have to quit Christianity and convert to atheism. He does this by using the infallible argument that other people disagree with you, therefore you must be wrong. Also, if abusing the word "delusional" was a crime, this man would be Public Enemy #1. The funny thing about this flash is that he's parodying a video that has never been made. This guy felt the need to defend atheists against an attack that never happened. This man, like many New Atheists like him, has a gigantic fucking inferiority complex.
>> [_] Anon 1015725 i'm christian now
>> [_] Anon 1015728 >># You're such a fucking idiot. Those are pathetic arguments. It seems all atheist arguments are geared towards Fundamentalist Christians even though the vast majority of Christians are not Fundamentalist. What's even more absurd, they seem to act as if the tenants of Fundamentalism are absolutely critical for belief.
>> [_] Anon 1015734 The circle logic of his arguments is graphically shown every time he uses it. I think this is a joke guys. pretty epic troll
>> [_] Anon 1015735 >># Go read Dawkins' "The God Delusion", followed by a book called "The Impossibility of God". True, Dawkins' seems to only get polarized, biased reviews from both sides, but the truth is that while he might not be the ideal representative of Atheism, he does raise a lot of valid points in an easily accessible format. Fundies are the common target simply because they are the most vocal about their idiocy, but the same core arguments work against religion in general. Most basic example: Burden of Proof, bitch. You still have zero evidence for any claim ever made, let alone the big ones. No evidence, no argument. Period. Your entire religion crumbles before you even open your mouth. The claim of existence for your magical sky fairy is EXACTLY as credible as my baby sister's imaginary friend. From a Logic standpoint, your entire religion is no different from playing pretend. Your claims aren't even on the table for serious discussion.
>> [_] Anon 1015741 >># Atheists can't prove that there isn't a God. And Christians do have some evidence. To claim that Christians have absolutely zero evidence is false.
>> [_] Anon 1015748 this is a parody of fundamentalist christians
>> [_] Hal Emmerich !ZgxB/oqf52 1015756 >># If you guys resurrect a Unicorn, I'll believe in god.
>> [_] Anon 1015764 i sure hope this guys trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1015766 OBJECTION!!! There is a contradiction in this speech. This christian claims that God wrote the bible... WRONG The bible is a collective work written by several different people, not god. Therefore OP, please retestify or GTFO.
>> [_] Pt 1 Anon 1015767 >># >Atheists can't prove that there isn't a God. False. This is a misconception shared by ignorant theists and ignorant atheists alike. Read the books I recommended. Seriously. I would even mail you my used copies to borrow if you would be interested. It is actually quite simple to disprove the existence of a deity. All you have to do is show that it is impossible for it to exist.
>> [_] Pt 2 Anon 1015769 Due to the fact that few people can even define their own faith, let alone agree on a definition, proofs of nonexistence tend to avoid the issue and instead attack common attributes. Some proofs show that a single attribute is impossible in and of itself (such as Omnipotence and Omniscience). Some proofs show that attributes are incompatible (many of these deal with the famous Problem of Evil). Some proofs, though, take famous definitions and proofs of existence, such as with Anselm's famous Ontological Argument and point out fallacies which result in the proofs of existence becoming proofs of non-existence. Then there are some proofs that deal with doctrine and scripture directly, such as with the famous Paradox of Eden, which shows that if God exists and if the story of Eden is true, then God cannot possibly be Just. Examples of all of these can be found in "The Impossibity of God".
>> [_] Pt 3 Anon 1015770 But again, atheists don't HAVE to disprove it. The Burden of Proof is on YOU to show that it exists. If you can't justify your claims, we don't even have to address them. We win by default. That's the bottom line. >And Christians do have some evidence. To claim that Christians have absolutely zero evidence is false. I challenge you to back up that claim with ONE piece of credible evidence. The Burden of Proof is yours, after all.
>> [_] Anon 1015779 >># Me again. I gotta leave for work, LOL. If you do ever come up with a scrap of credible evidence, could you do me a favor and post it to /sci/ (they love to hate that shit) or /lounge/ so I can respond tonight when I get back? I could use a good laugh. :)
>> [_] Anon 1015780 i stopped watching after he said "from the bible"
>> [_] Anon 1015792 come on people it's just a flash :D To feed the trolls: there's trees older than 6000 years old on this planet, oh shi-
>> [_] Anon 1015797 This was right below Muslim Dansen and I only glanced at this and thought this was called Atheist Dansen. Son, I am disappoint. But this is okay too.
>> [_] Anon 1015804 It's too extremely fucking obvious this is satirical. Just visit his youtube page. This isn't in any way convincing at all, to top it.
>> [_] Anon 1015826 its a satire OP only posted it to get attention and for fuck sake if you havent seen this before you should just get off your computer and go suck on your moms tits
>> [_] Anon 1015837 YOUS TROLLIN'
>> [_] Anon 1015846 DICKS EVERYWHERE! >.> <.< oh, this isn't 420chan... niggerfaggot. personally, i like to believe in not believing. dont believe god exists, dont believe he doesnt. in a world trying to figure things out, im staring at a wall and laughing at nothing. and its enjoyable. (all are welcome to share my wall)
>> [_] Anon 1015851 >># >># I am 11 years old and what is this?
>> [_] Anon 1015852 >># lies, all lies. 11 yr old my soggy sack o' nuts
>> [_] Anon 1015856 >># Since when can negatives be proven
>> [_] Anon 1015862 It all doesn't matter, in 25,000 days we will all be dead and buried in the ground. Enjoy your wastes of time.
>> [_] Anon 1015866 i believe my penis created the world. still remember the first time i jacked off. thought i was going to die, but such is the price of creation. bow to me lesser beings. all hail the blessed foreskin!
>> [_] ecchi-san 1015885 there are older books and the bible is false

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[_] [?] i feel like barfing Anon 995394 any argument made in favor of religion just goes in circles. religion is based of ignorance, and is impeding the progress of us finding out what the universe really is. people follow religion to give them an easy way to fathom the huge, vast, mysteriousness of the universe...i think what we really should be doing is finding out the truth instead of making up fairy tales to try and explain it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 995395 This is a joke, right?
>> [_] Anon 995396 OMGROFLOLZ
>> [_] Anon 995398 god could people just shut up about the christians vs atheists thing aready not on my /f/ sagesagesage
>> [_] Anon 995402 christian troll
>> [_] Anon 995404 Pretty much every major scientist was Christian in one form or another. Having religion =/= not believing in science
>> [_] Anon 995405 http://truechristian.com/christianscienc e.html reminds me so much of this dude it's not even funny. srsly.
>> [_] Anon 995410 i'm assuming this is satire, if that's the case then it was quite amusing
>> [_] Anon 995418 >># I was thinking the same thing while watching this
>> [_] Anon 995421 >># yeah, the guy's name is Edward Current. He's made many christian satire videos on youtube
>> [_] Anon 995424 >># hehe. that site is run by a troll
>> [_] †!!CvU3TnvCiJ9 995426 I raged
>> [_] Anon 995441 I so so SO hope this is a troll. Please, for the love of G- oh wait...
>> [_] Anon 995445 This is an obvious bash at Christians. I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 995450 Obvious troll, but with a little fixing it would spawn some awesome trolling.
>> [_] Anon 995453 there are 10 commandments but only 1 really counts. and that doesn't count if it's war. or capital punishment. what annoys me the most is how much military people often are religious. they do know that as soon they catch a bullet they will burn in hell for forever, right?
>> [_] Anon 995460 >># >># >># >># Lol I didn't know it was true that Americans were so bad at sarcasm.
>> [_] Anon 995466 Ask yourself one question. Why does the commandments apply to humans, and not every other animal? If it applies to them, we're pure in comparison. If it doesnt, then... What happens next? That means the universe was created for us.... Just like the sun revolves around the earth.. No wait they proved that wrong ages ago, amiright?
>> [_] Anon 995476 its sarcasm you tools
>> [_] Anon 995489 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 995493 >># you're sarcasm
>> [_] Anon 995498 PROTIP: The guy is not a christian. In other words, it's satire. Therefore the horrible, horrible arguements.
>> [_] Anon 995509 ha ha, debates on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 995516 WARNING YOU RAGE YOU LOSE!! this is a satire humor video, it's not really an arguement at all, the guy in this video is an athiest himself he's just posing as a christian to point out the obvious and repeating flaws in their arguements. I know it really makes you rage over how fucking moronic it sounds because I do to, even though it's a joke it still pisses me off, I guess I'll get used to it eventually.
>> [_] Anon 995518 Why does everyone find Edward Current funny? His voice is annoying as shit.
>> [_] Anon 995534 guys this is a spoof video of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk6ILZAaA MI
>> [_] Anon 995535 THE BIBLE SAYS SO GOD WROTE IT CHECKMATE WHARHAISUHFSJFBGLGLRBLRLB
>> [_] Anon 995539 the voice is the guy who made the "why people laugh at creationists" videos on youtube
>> [_] Anon 995573 >># I dont think most of them actually believed in religion, but rather were part of the congregation to not get stoned to death. You know I'm right.
>> [_] Anon 995575 God wrote the bible.........xD OMFG
>> [_] Anon 995577 Yes, this is a fucking parody. Which makes me confused because I never saw the thing it was supposed to be parodying. (it's a youtube) Which makes me think this guy went ahead and created a parody before the thing he was trying to parody even came out. Fucking militant athefags and their inferiority complexes.
>> [_] Anon 995582 Earth
>> [_] Anon 995586 you guys got trolled so fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 995601 i came over the bible
>> [_] Anon 995608 I came.
>> [_] Anon 995638 The joke's on the people who really do argue like this. THE BIBLE SAYS IT DOESN'T LIE, THEREFORE IT'S TRUE.
>> [_] Anon 995649 OMG STUPID CHRISTIANS I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS SO MUCH NARROW MINDED FUCKS
>> [_] Anon 995656 CHECKMATE! SORRY ATHEISTS! Yeah, God didn't write the bible, man did, it even fucking says that in the bible. There are so many other things wrong with this that I don't know where to start, but it's good troll bait at least. I WROTE DOWN THE SKY IS PURPLE AND MADE OF DICKS THAT MAKES IT TRUE HERP DERP

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[_] [?] Checkmate. Anon 882701 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 882710 who exactly /is/ the deluded one?
>> [_] Anon 882715 if marry was a virgin when jesus was born then jesus broke his mothers hymen there by devirginizing her
>> [_] Anon 882719 i am a christian, and i believe this is crap. im sick and tired of these idiot christian tainting everyones views on christians as a whole. i believe the world is billions of years old and that the 6 days of creation were actually 6 phases, i believe in evolution also, but i believe that God made us through it, God doesnt have to explain anything to us, if we knew everything we most likely die. most christians are narrow minded and blind sighted
>> [_] Anon 882721 >># afaik to be christian is to have faith in god as well as his word. being 50% christian (just faith in god) is equivalent to being 0% christian, since it's an and statement, not an or.
>> [_] Anon 882722 I lol'd. This isn't even trolling, it's so obvious.
>> [_] Anon 882725 >># he has a good point
>> [_] Anon 882726 This is in fact a parody. However just the fact that so many people can't tell this, says a lot about christians in general, but also a bit about how nontheists aren't all sharp, either.
>> [_] Anon 882728 >># You would be a theistic creationist. Young Earth creationists are people such as the narrator in the flash, which honestly I hope is a troll. God is real cuz the bible says so, and God made the bible. Wut? Pretty much all this guy has said is "God is real cuz he said so, prove me wrong". After billions of years, there eventually had to be something complex that's occurred, so I believe we evolved. Really though, I hope the creator of this flash is just a troll, but man, this certainly does seem genuine.
>> [_] Anon 882729 >># the thing is most christian believe exactly what the flash is saying, i have friends that would worship this flash, it is right on with the beliefs of most christians,
>> [_] Anon 882731 This could be satire, actually... A lot of what he says sounds like he's making Christians sound like retarded fucks on purpose.
>> [_] Anon 882735 The only other flash on /f/ to have double digits in posts. I wonder why.
>> [_] Anon 882746 >if we knew everything we most likely die wait...what?
>> [_] Anon 882750 Imagine you're flying through the air, 30 miles high in the stratosphere. The landscape is an almost featureless carpet below you. You can clearly make out the curvature of the earth. Now you start falling. The ground gets bigger and bigger, you can make out the coastline of a country, you're falling faster, now you can make out landmarks, now buildings, now people. You land directly on the head of a totally innocent man. You might think that, because of the absurd odds against you falling from such a height land landing on that particular person, that some invisible hand guided you to land on him. That some destiny led him be under you when you fell. But you're a raindrop, and this scenario happens all the time. Raindrops land on everybody who goes outside in the rain. The odds against any one raindrop hitting you are astronomical, but no deliberate force guides them - there are just a lot of raindrops.
>> [_] Anon 882756 Bagging on the Athiests is hypocritical of Christians. Let people have their own fucking beliefs and if the Christians are right, well then the athiests will be judged in Heaven, now won't they? If there is a God, then he should be the one to pass judgement. Not you. Goddamit.
>> [_] Anon 882759 I swear that voice sounds like Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U' Know. Anyone agree??
>> [_] Anon 882763 The fact that some of those people who posted here cant even tell he's being sarcastic reminds of just how low 4chan has fallen. I thought it was completely obvious. Sometimes i wonder what I'm still doing here. For fuck sake you people are idiots.
>> [_] Anon 882767 You're all dumb christfags. It's obviously a satire making fun of Christians.
>> [_] Anon 882769 This is fucking stupid and I'm going to kill myself and report back on what the afterlife is like.
>> [_] Anon 882774 >># no you're not
>> [_] Anon 882776 >># facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anon 882783 I lol'd! Everytime I see a christfag that is so stupid and can't see the truth, I'm like this anon >>#
>> [_] Anon 882784 Spoiler: Religion existed to answer questions that science could not at the time. Hence the change from polytheism to monotheism. We knew more about the universe, so we didnt need a sperate god for everything.
>> [_] Anon 882788 >># I agree.
>> [_] Anon 882795 You guys must be idiots. It's obviously satirical, the tone gives it away.
>> [_] Anon 882797 >># >most christians are narrow minded and blind sighted Typical Stupid American Christian parents!
>> [_] Anon 882806 Ahhhh... satire at its best!
>> [_] Anon 882815 I detect no sarcasm in this swf
>> [_] Anon 882828 >># Obvious troll is obvious.
>> [_] Anon 882845 This makes me really really sad that people really believe in this stuff :/
>> [_] Anon 882857 If you really want to talk about religion, where's the people insisting that it should be a personal belief, not an organized or guided church structure?
>> [_] Anon 882861 On that note, I believe the narration is taken from a video on youtube by a guy who's done a whole slew of these? The way he says checkmate is familiar.
>> [_] Anon 882862 The fact that everyone didn't immediately get this is kind of embarrassing. ISN'T GOD UNBELIEVABLE?
>> [_] Anon 882871 The guy has a youtube channel full of parody shit like this.
>> [_] Anon 882885 >># Yeah, his name is Edward Current. Not that he's funny or anything, his entire channel is about the bible.
>> [_] Anon 882902 >># And to top it off, it has an "@pisspoor.com" email address at the end. If you don't catch on after that, even after the entire flash, then there's something seriously wrong with you.
>> [_] Anon 882923 In case people are still wondering if this is a troll or not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vb WU (Read comment)

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[_] [?] GOD IS REAL Anon 861348 Prove me wrong, faggots. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 861352 >># People like you exist.
>> [_] Anon 861355 Ah, Edward Current at his best.
>> [_] Anon 861356 If god loves all his children, why did he create disease? Checkmate.
>> [_] Anon 861359 >># It doesn't work like that. Come back when you have proof of God. Until then, you only have a theory.
>> [_] Anon 861360 >># His diagram of /----- God -->bible is circular logic at its greatest. it can't be used to prove anything
>> [_] Anon 861365 I love this man.
>> [_] Anon 861366 wow... a book... saying that god is real... so god HAS to be real Because of a book their's a book saying nazisem(whatever) i s right, so following ur locig nazies are good because they have a book look here little freak god dosen't exist
>> [_] Anon 861369 the book is written by God because in the book it says it's written by God! So God wrote it because the book is from God, and God says the truth, so the book says the truth: God wrote it!!! Checkmate
>> [_] Anon 861370 In before "UR ALL RETARDED" Surely the fact that people can't tell the difference between the satire and the real believers is a huge message on its own? >># Hypothesis, at best.
>> [_] Anon 861371 This guy is being sarcastic, right? RIGHT?
>> [_] Anon 861383 >># Yes. He is. It is called satire. It's supposed to be funny.
>> [_] Anon 861384 All's quiet on the Western Dick
>> [_] Anon 861393 Hey dude you left out one thing or are you too fucked in the head to admit it? You forgot to mention how your so called bible was actually written by King James while he was high on opium. He was very delusional who thought that "GOD" spoke to him personally and told him what to write down. But isn't it written somewhere in that little book that any mortal man that hears the voice, he would drop dead just from the sheer power of his voice? You sir need to go back and read your history book and you'll see that your "Man Made" religion is only 2000 years old. That's 4000 years less than what is supposedly written in the bible. Besides religion is for pussies that need something to believe in something or someone other than themselves. So if you can't believe in yourself, how the hell are you going to believe in something imaginary. Here's some advice for you. Get a life and grow the FUCK up!
>> [_] Anon 861399 FUCKING NIGGERS THIS GUY MAKES A SATIRE OF CATHOLIC FUNDAMENTALISTS YOU ALL GOT TROLLED
>> [_] Anon 861403 RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 861405 Its sounds like hes trying to be sarcastic.
>> [_] Anon 861407 Succesful troll is Succesful
>> [_] Anon 861410 >># i don't think you realize that people don't always believe the things they post
>> [_] Anon 861411 >># Trolled
>> [_] Kenshin 861413 Hitler's a demi-god!
>> [_] Anon 861414 >># Underage.
>> [_] Anon 861415 >># >># hes testing us. now why are you on 4chan? shouldn't you be in a mob of angry gay people mauling an old couple outside of a black church in California?
>> [_] Anon 861416 >># It saddens me to see the decay of MY /F/ seriously, could you just TRY to act like your not 13 for a couple minutes? Also, people who dont get that this is a parody are idiots.
>> [_] Anon 861422 Surely the fact that people can't tell the difference between the satire and the real believers is a huge message on its own?
>> [_] Anon 861443 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
>> [_] Falos !FalosJ9ma6 861449 Great, more fail logic from another "let's talk religion on the internet" shitstorm. Doesn't matter what side, UR ALL RETARDED, not just for fail logic, not just for srs bizniz on the internet, but probably the last place on the web to do it.
>> [_] :D 861458 Its possible that an conscious entity that can create matter and space exists, yet we have no concrete facts that link it to them with our current state of consciousness, as we get the image an old man upon a throne in the kingdom of heaven in the sky. This alone is conclusive fact that he does not exist, on earth nor in it's skies; This is an outdated imagery. We at the moment have many theories that are backed by research that have extremely convincing evidence that supports them, and my personal belief is to go with whatever can be tested is more likely than what can't be, thus God in the concept that Christians believe is wrong until further notice. Signed, :D
>> [_] Anon 861462 I feel bad for the people in this thread that didn't understand that this was a satire troll
>> [_] The bible MangoMan 861463 The only use the bible is for, is to smoke. I guess i have done the OUTMOST UNHOLY ACT KNOWN TO MANKIND! But, the hell, I was out of paper myself, and I had a bible laying around, so why not? Worked PERFECTLY by the way, because I went flying afterwards. If you know what i mean. So praise God! Cause he sure knows how to make a decent KICK!
>> [_] Anon 861491 LOLWUT you are fucking idiot.
>> [_] Anon 861501 >># he commissioned a bunch of illiterate monks to make a "translation" for him, he didn't do it himself.
>> [_] Anon 861503 There's no such things as religions
>> [_] Anon 861512 all the idiots that got trolled are proof that god exists, wait wuT?
>> [_] Anon 861514 >GOD IS REAL Just like the Toothfairy and Santa Claus
>> [_] Anon 861522 Christfag here. Flash is a good representation of most uneducated Christian hicks. Flash is a bad representation of me, since I am educated.
>> [_] Anon 861524 >># >Christian >educated it doesn't change the fact that you're a moron, the first part implicates that
>> [_] Anon 861528 Ya'll niggas postin' in a troll thread.
>> [_] Anon 861529 >># Typical athiestfag people like you deserve to be burned at the stake.
>> [_] Anon 861532 >># Just got back.
>> [_] Anon 861538 ITT: People who don't bother following links at the end of flashes. http://pisspoor.com/
>> [_] !IGEMrmvKLI 861543 pointless discussion since it has already been scientifically proven that god doesn't exist, and the proof stated that the writer of it was never wrong so the proof must be correct.
>> [_] Anon 861545 I cant believe you guys actually believe these trolls who are feigning the knowledge of this as satire. you are being counter-trolled.
>> [_] Anon 861548 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME FLASH Ahhh, wow. So, like, christians who believe science is wrong are stupid. So, like, scientists/atheists/whoever else who believe God doesn't exist aren't really that stupid, since it's so extremely unbelievable. Personally, I'm pretty sure christianity and science can easily be both true at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 861552 >># You just proved that god is not real. And the Bible? that's just a marketing type from centuries ago. Science has more proof, actually. it is the only proof.
>> [_] Anon 861554 Is this sarcasm to DEEP for some of you?
>> [_] Anon 861569 We can blame god for our mistakes. God Damnit... <- lol
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 861574 Sage in all fields for atheist faggotry. Yay for strawman arguments. Yay for idiot atheists actually taking this seriously and not seeing the OBVIOUS sarcasm. And most importantly, yay for all the extremely weak, flawed "question of evil" arguments. =)
>> [_] Anon 861577 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Same faggot, sage
>> [_] Anon 861581 boring retarded shit. SAGE
>> [_] MV 861583 This always gets a fuckton of posts every time it's uploaded, and nobody fucking comprehends that it's a satire. *sigh*
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 861585 >># Are you an idiot?
>> [_] Anon 861589 circular logic is hurting both sides of this arguement. sage so this will GTFO.
>> [_] Anon 861590 >They aren't really that stupid, are they, Mommy? They must just be trolls, righ~? >Don't talk to the retarded children, Johnny.
>> [_] Anon 861593 Remember the golden rule of internet arguing...
>> [_] Anon 861601 IT'S SATIRE NOT SARCASM IT IS FUCKING SATIRE
>> [_] Anon 861602 People never thought out if the rules we create apply to this or any universe at all, until then logic and technology will be our best guidance, and our teories will our personal mysteries Being God one of your teories all i Can say is that we know nothing of this "being". Until then i will remain aware of constant trivial pounding of ridicule subjects
>> [_] Rick Ashton 861605 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
>> [_] Anon 861606 lol at the fact that some people might think it's serious.
>> [_] Anon 861610 jesusroll.
>> [_] Anon 861629 OP is a troll, if you believe that this is serious you are as stupid as OP
>> [_] Anon 861651 click "The Atheist Delusion" loading animation .. ... Im a Christian click X page closed
>> [_] Anon 861652 >># Ahhh, good old Atheists. Unable to even offer a kind word to someone who disagrees with them. Oh man lol. I didn't think this thread would get so many comments. The Christian trolls must be out in full force today.
>> [_] Anon 861658 >># Yes, Edward Current is fucking awesome as hell. Satire at its best.
>> [_] Anon 861721 that is the fucking stupidest flash ever

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[_] [?] Anon 845411 FUCKKING RAAGE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 845421 3/10 tries too hard
>> [_] Anon 845424 itt fags cant tell satire from trolling
>> [_] Anon 845429 >># This was made to show how stupid fundamentalists are.
>> [_] Anon 845440 This is why we can't have nice things.
>> [_] Anon 845443 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vb WU it's a satire faggot
>> [_] Anon 845449 hahahahahha i loved that!!
>> [_] Anon 845456 No form of science can prove the spontaneous origin of life. Science has yet to create life from inorganic materials, or explain how this would be possible from an explosion or some stupid shit like that. This flash uses satire to troll more intelligent religious people, mostly by using fundamentalist fascism. You can't believe everything in the bible. It was written by people, not God. Also, good point. Gravity has never been explained. What the hell is it?
>> [_] Anon 845457 >># FUCKKING RAAGE proves this is a troll's thread.
>> [_] Anon 845459 its called sarcasm, don't be a retard.
>> [_] Anon 845461 I don't like how everyone thinks an atheist believes in evolution and the big bang. Atheist= I don't believe in magic, that's it. Fucking assholes...
>> [_] Anon 845468 >># Pretty much, yes.
>> [_] Anon 845473 This is a poor satire, not every christian believes the logical fallacies presented here. Granted, some do, but they're morons.
>> [_] Anon 845478 Is this some sort of Christian magic?
>> [_] Anon 845480 The generation of life from amino acids has been proven to be possible, eat it.
>> [_] Anon 845483 i don't call myself anything. im technically a christian but don't call myself that. i don't believe in anything written, but i do believe we can't explain whatever "the truth" of existance may be. all i know for certain is that the reason beyond reality is far more amazing than any human can ever imagine. because of this i in a way look forward to death because it may give the final information we never could figure out. i of course still also fear death since it's the unknown and we may not be given any information. i don't believe in any universal rules. i of course accept reality, but i acknowledge that it is the actors within that set things like laws. just because a group of people believe in something doesn't mean it shouldn't be broken.
>> [_] Anon 845485 to limit myself i have set one motto for my life: Everything is OK to do, as long as it does not hurt anyone else. this prevents me from stealing, raping, killing etc... it's what i have come to understand is the only one rule that makes sense. of course "hurting" and "anyone" is loosely defined, i and anyone adopting this motto has to figure out what those words mean by themselves. this is why for example downloading pirated content is fine by me since I don't think it counts as really hurting anyone. to aid me in defining "hurting" and "anyone" there is other actors, for example if i kill someone i am aware of that this will make other actors come after me. thus i lay more weight to that particular syntax well, that's going to have to be it for this poster. i wasn't really planning on getting all philosophical right now, i have to get to sleep
>> [_] Anon 845499 >># SAUCE FAGGOT!
>> [_] Anon 845501 >># No thanks, I've already had some earlier this morning?
>> [_] Anon 845515 I'm just gonna say it, science really is just based on theories upon theories, I mean even today most of them can be changed easily. So really all these theories are not "proven", just that they've reached a point where the scientists can no longer test them, that's all I'm gonna say and I'm out!
>> [_] Anon 845516 Science isn't an answer to all of the questions of the universe, you stupid religionfags. It's a method of better understanding them.
>> [_] Anon 845520 Hey guys, what if there is a god, but he is lying to us? I mean we only have his word for it that he is telling us the truth.
>> [_] Anon 845526 >># probably just a higher order of magnetism and whatever batshit force causes the universe to expand
>> [_] Anon 845527 >lately, it's been tough for us christians stopped watching there.
>> [_] bump 845534 >># Gravity's just a theory. What's actually going on is intelligent falling. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/395 12
>> [_] Anon 845558 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHJ4ztnl dQ
>> [_] Anon 845572 >># >># >># >># >># I believe the proper term is a "Poe".
>> [_] Anon 845576 Gravity=a magnetic field in the center of earth that is so powerful it even pulls down the metal in your blood.... And...wtf is a religion? Why are they praying for some fuck who created life, than abandoned it when humans started fucking(around) with everything... Humans are so starnge, i better go back to Tatooine.
>> [_] Anon 845578 Successful troll is successful.
>> [_] Anon 845579 >># YOU ARE RETARDED.
>> [_] Anon 845598 >># Gravity=a magnetic field ha ha ha o wow
>> [_] Anon 845616 >># You know, you don't even need to say that it was written by people, not God, to discredit the bible. God is correct because the Bible says so. The bible is right because God wrote it. I would just argue that God is a liar.
>> [_] Anon 845627 Gravity is caused by the immense mass of one object acting on the mass of a much smaller one. This effect only happens on scales comparable of planets and objects that we see on the planet. Small masses are pulled into the large ones, unless they are circumventing around the larger mass as such a speed that the larger mass no longer pulls it, but rather fixates it into an orbit that is continued through centripetal force.
>> [_] jisakujien !bFlAm.bHJU 845641 >># Too bad that makes no sense. Therefore, gravity is merely an illusion.
>> [_] Anon 845650 CHECK MATE!
>> [_] Anon 845669 Oh so If you say everything is right in the Bible and scince Dont exist Then How the fuck can We find Chemical change and Phyical change all arounds us Matter is made up of 3 main atoms With out science we whould have never moved on in life
>> [_] Nice try, but no. Anon 845671 >># Except that scientists HAVE replicated simple single-cell organisms from inorganic components. Several times. More importantly, a few years back, they set up an experiment to replicate early-earth conditions with only inorganic components and watched to see what happened. Guess what? seven out of the ten containers spontaneously developed bacteria. Now, let's look at the other side. You say god exists. Prove it. We've provided plentiful evidence for each and every scientific theory, now it's your turn to provide evidence for the existence of your deity. Go ahead, we can wait.
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