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[_] [?] Ooh, religious wars; how I love them Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)04:38 No.1524294
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)05:07 No.1524301
You know... the better approach to all this is to not give a fuck about either side.
Anti-Religious people are probably just as stupid as the religious people in this sense. People
can be real fucking retards sometime.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)05:07 No.1524302
>God is real because the Bible says so
FLAWLESS LOGIC
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)05:17 No.1524303
Obvious troll, etc, etc.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)05:26 No.1524308
Why, oh why dear lord, could I never come up against people like this on the debate team in high
school!? As a christian, I apologize to everyone else for my idiot "relative". Now, if you'll
excuse me, I need to sit him in time-out till he learns his lesson.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)05:54 No.1524313
So when the earth will be consumed by fire we wi- I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BONES WITH MY
BURNING HANDS! AND OFFER YOUR SKULL TO THE GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck ALL religions, keep it METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)06:04 No.1524316
*clears throat* Should I give my bull shit two cents too or should I leave the fact that the
points of belief should be shared only among those who think the same. If it was like that there
wouldn't be religion wars and nut job radicalists wouldn't have the power that they do. Now shut
up and drink your cool-aid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)06:11 No.1524317
Religion Wars Episode IV: A New Pope.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)06:54 No.1524323
The Bible was Written by a man not by god whoever wrote the bible was a monkey.
monkeys arent very smart.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)07:09 No.1524325
>>1524308
Yeah, I got a list of card carrying creationists right now. One by one...
TO A MEGA CHICK-FIL-A MEGA-MEAT-A-THON!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)07:24 No.1524327
>be athiest
>read the bible
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)07:30 No.1524330
you do all realize this is satire... right?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)07:42 No.1524333
>>1524330
Probably; didn't have the patience to sit through it, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)07:50 No.1524334
This flash was lolz. The creator deserves 1 chocolate coated internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)09:10 No.1524345
>>1524330
I should bloody well think so.
"God exists because the bible he supposedly made says so."
That is like me being king of everything because of a self-signed proclamation.
>> [_] 4 the LOLs Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)10:02 No.1524350
anti-religious and extremests need to get laid...
>> [_] Anonymouse 06/15/11(Wed)10:03 No.1524351
>>1524350
> anti-religious extremests need to get laid...
Well _somebody_ has to do it, the religious extremists aren't allowed to.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)10:12 No.1524353
All in all suppose that's the problem the atheists and extremists are to busy feelin each other
up instead of fukin each other... venting each others built up sexual tension among themselves.
Fuk i hate both groups... Neither one really constructively contributing to society as a whole
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)10:28 No.1524359
>> I can't be assed to have a view on a topic.
>> Everyone who does is stupid
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)10:32 No.1524361
I was raised christian, so I know a metric fuck ton about the bible.
Most of the things Christians say about the bible is wrong, as they often take the King James
version literally. Probably the biggest error is saying that you need to do "good" to get into
heaven. In the bible it simply says that any who believe on Jesus will be saved.
Now, I fucking hate all that religious shit. If god exists, I'm probably in the super secret
club. If he doesn't, who gives a fuck? "What shall we say then, shall we sin that grace may
abound?"
I say, fuck yes I will. There is enough of a chance that God does not exist that I refuse to
devote my life to this shit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)11:12 No.1524371
This is Edward Current, he has an account on Youtube.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)12:40 No.1524379
I'm a Christian. Not one of those annoying ones that try and force their religion onto everyone
who isn't one already, but I don't really focus on religion that much. I still have faith, which
is a good thing to have. Also, it makes alot more sense that a God created everything instead of
some "big bang" theory, that happened from nothing. But either way, you can't prove nor disprove
God.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)12:45 No.1524380
...sooooo.... when did satire become trolling?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)13:21 No.1524390
>>1524380
Around the time school let out.
>> [_] 06/15/11(Wed)14:12 No.1524398
>>1524390
Oh its been much longer; I've had this swf saved from 07'
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)14:34 No.1524402
>>1524351
>>You have to pick one of the sides I see in everything and then defend it angrily and vehemently
at the slightest opportunity, or you're a loser
Maybe you'll learn to have a more nuanced approach to the world when you grow up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)15:23 No.1524415
this is hillarious =D thanks!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)15:27 No.1524419
>>1524313
SO LONG AS ITS BRUTAL!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)16:45 No.1524429
this shit is so bad it makes me wanna stop being an atheist and start going to church every day
shit sarcasm is shit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:05 No.1524432
the atheist that made this is worse than bible thumping rednecks
