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[_] [?] Checkmate. Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:24 No.882701
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:37 No.882710
who exactly /is/ the deluded one?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:43 No.882715
if marry was a virgin when jesus was born then jesus broke his mothers hymen there by
devirginizing her
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:50 No.882719
i am a christian, and i believe this is crap. im sick and tired of these idiot christian tainting
everyones views on christians as a whole. i believe the world is billions of years old and that
the 6 days of creation were actually 6 phases, i believe in evolution also, but i believe that
God made us through it, God doesnt have to explain anything to us, if we knew everything we most
likely die. most christians are narrow minded and blind sighted
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:55 No.882721
>>882719
afaik to be christian is to have faith in god as well as his word. being 50% christian (just
faith in god) is equivalent to being 0% christian, since it's an and statement, not an or.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)18:58 No.882722
I lol'd.
This isn't even trolling, it's so obvious.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:02 No.882725
>>882719
he has a good point
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:03 No.882726
This is in fact a parody. However just the fact that so many people can't tell this, says a lot
about christians in general, but also a bit about how nontheists aren't all sharp, either.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:04 No.882728
>>882719
You would be a theistic creationist. Young Earth creationists are people such as the narrator in
the flash, which honestly I hope is a troll. God is real cuz the bible says so, and God made the
bible. Wut? Pretty much all this guy has said is "God is real cuz he said so, prove me wrong".
After billions of years, there eventually had to be something complex that's occurred, so I
believe we evolved.
Really though, I hope the creator of this flash is just a troll, but man, this certainly does
seem genuine.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:05 No.882729
>>882726
the thing is most christian believe exactly what the flash is saying, i have friends that would
worship this flash, it is right on with the beliefs of most christians,
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:09 No.882731
This could be satire, actually... A lot of what he says sounds like he's making Christians sound
like retarded fucks on purpose.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:15 No.882735
The only other flash on /f/ to have double digits in posts. I wonder why.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:28 No.882746
>if we knew everything we most likely die
wait...what?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:31 No.882750
Imagine you're flying through the air, 30 miles high in the stratosphere. The landscape is an
almost featureless carpet below you. You can clearly make out the curvature of the earth.
Now you start falling. The ground gets bigger and bigger, you can make out the coastline of a
country, you're falling faster, now you can make out landmarks, now buildings, now people. You
land directly on the head of a totally innocent man.
You might think that, because of the absurd odds against you falling from such a height land
landing on that particular person, that some invisible hand guided you to land on him. That some
destiny led him be under you when you fell.
But you're a raindrop, and this scenario happens all the time. Raindrops land on everybody who
goes outside in the rain. The odds against any one raindrop hitting you are astronomical, but no
deliberate force guides them - there are just a lot of raindrops.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:36 No.882756
Bagging on the Athiests is hypocritical of Christians. Let people have their own fucking beliefs
and if the Christians are right, well then the athiests will be judged in Heaven, now won't they?
If there is a God, then he should be the one to pass judgement. Not you. Goddamit.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:38 No.882759
I swear that voice sounds like Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U' Know. Anyone agree??
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:47 No.882763
The fact that some of those people who posted here cant even tell he's being sarcastic reminds of
just how low 4chan has fallen. I thought it was completely obvious. Sometimes i wonder what I'm
still doing here. For fuck sake you people are idiots.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:56 No.882767
You're all dumb christfags.
It's obviously a satire making fun of Christians.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)19:59 No.882769
This is fucking stupid and I'm going to kill myself and report back on what the afterlife is like.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:07 No.882774
>>882769
no you're not
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:09 No.882776
>>882774
facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:20 No.882783
I lol'd! Everytime I see a christfag that is so stupid and can't see the truth, I'm like this
anon >>882776
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:23 No.882784
Spoiler: Religion existed to answer questions that science could not at the time. Hence the
change from polytheism to monotheism. We knew more about the universe, so we didnt need a sperate
god for everything.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:32 No.882788
>>882719
I agree.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:46 No.882795
You guys must be idiots.
It's obviously satirical, the tone gives it away.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)20:49 No.882797
>>882719
>most christians are narrow minded and blind sighted
Typical Stupid American Christian parents!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:02 No.882806
Ahhhh... satire at its best!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:11 No.882815
I detect no sarcasm in this swf
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:20 No.882828
>>882815
Obvious troll is obvious.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:40 No.882845
This makes me really really sad that people really believe in this stuff :/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:47 No.882857
If you really want to talk about religion, where's the people insisting that it should be a
personal belief, not an organized or guided church structure?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:53 No.882861
On that note, I believe the narration is taken from a video on youtube by a guy who's done a
whole slew of these? The way he says checkmate is familiar.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:54 No.882862
The fact that everyone didn't immediately get this is kind of embarrassing.
ISN'T GOD UNBELIEVABLE?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:09 No.882871
The guy has a youtube channel full of parody shit like this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:29 No.882885
>>882871
Yeah, his name is Edward Current.
Not that he's funny or anything, his entire channel is about the bible.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:47 No.882902
>>882763
And to top it off, it has an "@pisspoor.com" email address at the end.
If you don't catch on after that, even after the entire flash, then there's something seriously
wrong with you.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:13 No.882923
In case people are still wondering if this is a troll or not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQLt1vbWU
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