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[_] Posted this when oculus was sold to Facebook. Now i can post it again. Anon 3437126 Can't believe it has already been 6 years. >Anon 2328761 What's with all the hate toward big name organizations? I don't use Facebook at all, but that won't stop me from picking up a Rift. Who's laughing now anon?
>> [_] Anon 3437130 >># >Who's laughing now anon? yeah hahaha, we can still count on HTC VIVE right? RIGHT?
>> [_] Anon 3437135 no more loli molesting games for me...
>> [_] Anon 3437156 >># yeah you sure told them. Thse damn sheep. Now why didn't you put the music sauce in the flash?
>> [_] Anon 3437171 >># Hopefully. But steam is already bad. I duel boot and just run windows with steam for playing games. I was thinking about just building a botnet and non botnet machine tho. https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/s team.html
>> [_] Anon 3437188 Can't you just make a fake FB account?
>> [_] Anon 3437215 >># While you don't have to use your real picture, they don't let you use a fake name. Furthermore, if they don't like it, you can kiss your $400 + however much on games good bye. Real pro gamer move that is.

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[_] Anon 2603061 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2603069 >># >I will never get to pat my virtual imouto on the head tenderly my RL imouto is a chubby little tsundere bitch
>> [_] Anon 2603075 Why is editing this flash suddenly popular?
>> [_] Anon 2603080 >># An bitchy imouto is still an imouto, no excuses.
>> [_] Anon 2603102 RIP in peace, good friend. You will be missed.
>> [_] Anon 2603135 >># make your parents put her on a diet after showing some video like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QY0jG2k 1j8 then fugg her tsun butt
>> [_] Anon 2603139 >># Oh boy, are you hoping to cause a shitstorm with that video? Has it been causing a shitstorm on other boards in the last few days? Cause it's really dumb and seems to blame obesity on bad parenting instead of education about nutrition.
>> [_] Anon 2603206 >># >seems to blame obesity on bad parenting instead of education about nutrition uh, the bad parenting was the reason the child did not learn healthy eating habits. the kid knows what's healthy and not healthy, that's like saying men rape because they have not been taught that rape is bad.
>> [_] Anon 2603241 >># >The bad parenting Oh, so the kid never went outside? Never went to school? We can fix society without fixing parents. We can make good people in SPITE of shit parents. Do we?
>> [_] Anon 2603243 >># while possible it becomes far more difficult if the parents are part of the problem, granted not everything can fit under one blanket
>> [_] Anon 2603245 >># No, teaching kids that alcohol is okay to drink (through example and through comparison with other drugs) is bad, and leads to a large majority of teenage promiscuity, let alone teenage rape.
>> [_] Anon 2603248 >># tsundere means she actually likes you Is that not a good thing?

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[_] All dose waifus Anon 2578644 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2578670 why?
>> [_] = 2578675 >># Anyone who says they'd be able to say no to a two billion dollar deal is a fucking hypocrite.
>> [_] Anon 2578722 >># Facebook = no privacy = never buying an occulus. I'll wait for the sony morpheus and try that
>> [_] Anon 2578734 old news is old
>> [_] Anon 2578751 >># It's not about Facebook. Zuckerberg the Jew is aware that he is losing marketshare to things like Twitter hard and fast. So he is moving to something else while he still has the cash to do it.
>> [_] Anon 2578777 Source for audio? I know its old but I'm fucking demented and spotify won't pick up the mix.
>> [_] Anon 2578779 >># http://youtu.be/_mEnl2LJFHw
>> [_] Anon 2578861 >># >being this retarded
>> [_] Anon 2578878 i could careless about the waifus. I will never pat my virtual imouto on the head and have her hug me why even continue living

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[_] Anon 2549836 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2549851 songsource pls
>> [_] Anon 2549853 what are we remembering?
>> [_] Anon 2549854 what's this about? op pls enlighten us
>> [_] Anon 2549864 >># >># facebook buying oculus rift
>> [_] Anon 2549868 >># >>>/swfchan/
>> [_] Anon 2549874 >># >># the jews yet again destroying your hopes and dreams you fucking faggots
>> [_] Brother in /f/ 2549935 >># thus is poor interpretation of this swf. org machinecode, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4mQuuy YE8&index=58&list=PL7DA27F998810C3EF

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[_] Anon 2540473
>> [_] Anon 2540512 Song?
>> [_] Anon 2540517 >># flahsrude - sand insomnia storm
>> [_] Anon 2540519 >># just google the lyrics
>> [_] Anon 2540521 >># >># Nice samefag.
>> [_] Anon 2540522 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp4aOAB bsI
>> [_] Anon 2540524 The Flashbulb - Autumn Insomnia Session
>> [_] Anon 2540525 >># >spoonfeeding
>> [_] Anon 2540526 >># >repeating the same unfunny shit on multiple flashes
>> [_] Anon 2540530 >># >implying there are more than 5 people on /f/ right now
>> [_] Anon 2540531 >># There's at least 6.
>> [_] Anon 2540537 >># how did you count them nigga?
>> [_] Anon 2540539 >># A mathematical calculation based on how much hentai there is and the video with the highest comments.
>> [_] Anon 2540541 >># really spectacular I applaud you, dr. anon
>> [_] Anon 2540546 >># I have a Ph.D in faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 2540547 >># Do you even aim for reaching skills in Advanced Faggotry? I believe you will be a great addition to our team here
>> [_] Anon 2540549 >># At least he lifts
>> [_] Anon 2540579 Just saying, I visit /f/ multiple times every day and the last time I posted was over 4 months ago.
>> [_] Anon 2540654 dope
>> [_] Anon 2540670 What's this flash about again? I forgot.

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[_] ;__; [RandomHero] !mfGZNk0vaI 2333873 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2333880 R.I.P Oculus Rift Died due to some fucking idiot selling it to Faggotbook, you will forever remain in our hearts.
>> [_] Anon 2333886 I would not buy it anyway looks like shit and possible developing of eye cancer
>> [_] Anon 2333888 Pfft, it will be cracked and made into whatever you want it to be. That is if the other companies don't deliever on their VR sets. Relax and brace for the new age of entertainment.
>> [_] Anon 2333900 >># Isn't valve working on some VR tech?
>> [_] Anon 2333911 ITT: People who don't know the difference between a development team and a financial backer.
>> [_] Anon 2333935 >># Sony and Microsoft are. My left nut says that the big, overhyped selling point for this gen is VR.
>> [_] Anon 2333969 >># Do you really think Kikenberg would choose making less money over making more money?
>> [_] Anon 2333999 Song?

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[_] Good night sweet prince [RandomHero] !mfGZNk0vaI 2328731 a quick flash about crushed dreams Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2328738 God, you autistic cunts work fast. It's not the end of the world you big baby. You act like it being owned by Facebook is going to stop you from using it to masturbate to 2-D characters anyway. You'll buy it and like it because you're a pathetic, weeaboo /v/irgin
>> [_] Anon 2328739 it was a shitty overpriced gimmick anyway, dunno what the hell you idiots saw in it in the first place
>> [_] Anon 2328740 it made my dick hard.
>> [_] Anon 2328742 >># >># Oculus was supposed to be a virtirual 3d that had no gimicks, bullshit, and what is supposed to be whats the top of what we can achieve. Most importantly, its supposed to be transparent, and no fuckery with it. think of anything from facebook that meets that discription
>> [_] Anon 2328743 >># No, but it means that a small indie company founded on a risky idea has been bought up by a massive conglomerate which would never take risks with anything, which will undoubtedly lead to the oculus experience suffering. >># Every. Single. Person. Says that until they try one.
>> [_] Anon 2328744 What's the name of the original flash?
>> [_] [RandomHero] !mfGZNk0vaI 2328745 >># Machinecodeisnomore.swf
>> [_] Anon 2328749 >># It's founded on a gimmick. Nintendo proved years ago that VR is a gimmick in the gaming industry. No one would waste the time to make games work with VR 10 years from now.
>> [_] Anon 2328752 >># >no gimicks Except, y'know, the entire thing.
>> [_] Anon 2328754 >># >Every. Single. Person. Says that until they try one. pretty much this
>> [_] Anon 2328755 >># Controller rumble is a gimmick, but that doesn't make it bad.
>> [_] Anon 2328758 >># flight sim, lock on and a handful of other aviation games make use of that IR had clip on, but that works with tv's that are already in people's houses .... then we have 3d tv's like mine but that's practically useless
>> [_] Anon 2328761 >># This. What's with all the hate toward big name organizations? I don't use Facebook at all, but that won't stop me from picking up a Rift.
>> [_] Anon 2328765 >># Uh-huh. Except balls to you. "The analogue stick is a gimmick. No one would waste the time to make games work with analogue sticks ten years from now." You think people wont be making things for way better virtual reality in the future? Fuck off. Ten years? Itll be streamed right to our damn eyeballs the way technology is going. Google glasses can make way for google eyeballs.
>> [_] Anon 2328766 >># How long until Google tongues to simulate the taste of my waifu's cum?
>> [_] Anon 2328767 >># lol, "way better" is a great argument in support of a gimmick. Why don't you go take that argument to all game developers
>> [_] Anon 2328769 >># Thats an interesting concept actually. I dont know. We need some sort of widespread commercialised wetware-hardware interface. Once we have that, we can individually stimulate nerves. Once we measure what spunk tastes like, we can hack into other peoples interfaces and give them spunk-taste on demand. The future is a glorious place.
>> [_] Anon 2328770 >># So, youre speaking as someone who doesnt understand that most technology - no matter how good it is for the current time - doesnt stay static for a fucking decade? "I dont think ill get a smartphone this year. I think ill wait till 2024. Theyll have ironed out the kinks by then i think." Idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2328773 >># Music is "Autumn Insomnia Session" by The Flashbulb, if you're looking for it.
>> [_] Anon 2328776 >># >I disagree with the most successful businesses in the world on their investments.
>> [_] Anon 2328777 >># I'm not saying it'll improve, I'm saying it'll be non existent in a few years. That's what a gimmick is, you fucking unintelligible, delusional, waste of space.
>> [_] Anon 2328779 >># >I support a company that has massive pay cuts and profit loss due to their nature of bad gimmicks
>> [_] Anon 2328782 >># An analogue stick creates new gameplay possibilities. Putting a screen on your head doesn't change a thing.
>> [_] Anon 2328784 >># ... ur dum no rly, wat u jus sed is rly dum
>> [_] Anon 2328786 >># >I'm not saying motion control will improve, I'm saying it'll be non existent in a few years. >I'm not saying sandboxes will improve, I'm saying it'll be non existent in a few years. >I'm not saying 3D graphics will improve, I'm saying it'll be non existent in a few years.
>> [_] Anon 2328788 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2328789 >># Name a game that can only work with the screen on your head. What killer app does the Oculus have?
>> [_] Anon 2328791 >># Motion control is pretty much nonexistent now. Dead gimmick.
>> [_] Anon 2328793 >># Name a game that can only work with the brain chip implant. What killer app does the brain chip implant have? Nigger, if it isn't on the shelf yet it won't have anything made for it.
>> [_] Anon 2328794 >># You think that virtual reality, that thing that every geek adores, that every sci-fi show ever has prayed for, that is the only logical next step for video-games - will never be created? Im not sure whether youre simply short-sighted, just fucking stupid, or simply have no real concept of technological advancement. Im guessing youre pretty young, and havent been around to see the rise of miniaturization. Every attempt inches forwards. Past attempts have failed for technological reasons. Youre like one of those people who stood to the sidelines saying automobiles were just a fad. Just go put one on and try out one of the spacesims. Then prepare to change your mind.
>> [_] Anon 2328796 >># lol fucking this.
>> [_] Anon 2328797 >># Except they've had devkits out for quite some time now, and still nobody's presented anything compelling for it. Hell, nobody's even offered compelling IDEAs, let alone finished games.
>> [_] Anon 2328799 >># Still don't get by people drive to work, Horse carriages are much more viable. Never had to change the oil on my horse once.
>> [_] Anon 2328803 >># Been waiting on Ray-guns for 50 years with all the "Sci-fi shows"? Automobiles weren't a fad, they were an obvious change made possible by new and popular technology (the combustible engine). The Oculus doesn't utilize anything new and doesn't appeal to anyone other than a niche audience that wants to fap to 2-D. You were never getting real VR from the Oculus and it's not the next step in gaming, it's a fucking gimmick that will die off.
>> [_] Anon 2328805 I can't even fathom the amount of stupidity that is happening here. I'm done.
>> [_] Anon 2328806 >># No don't you get it, cars were successful therefore every single new idea anyone throws out is going to also be successful no matter how stupid and useless!
>> [_] Anon 2328811 >># Slapchop was a fad, but it was a badass fad. It's like a food processor but with ur hand, it's like a knife but way more convenient. VR is like a TV but you can look around in all directions. This is the chance to give gamers a first person deepthroat experience, our chance to use our necks for something useful. A whole new experience!
>> [_] Anon 2328819 >># >Been waiting on Ray-guns for 50 years with all the "Sci-fi shows"? Military-grade laser systems are now being installed on American naval vessels as a missile defense system. To suggest that it's impossible for a scaled down version to ever be employed as a personal weapon is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 2328820 >># A fully 3d 360 screen with accurate depth perception creates new gameplay possibilities. A little stick i can move around with my thumb doesnt change a thing. To quote GlaDOS. "Thats You. Thats how dumb you sound."
>> [_] Anon 2328821 A bit of a snow shower here in ohio, god must be pissed off.
>> [_] Anon 2328822 Pretty sure that one of the main points of video games besides entertainment is immersion. What some of you idiots don't get is that the reason the occulus rift probably won't be around in 10 years is that its a fucking stepping stone. Everything in the gaming industry (and all aspects of life) are generally stepping stones for the next improvement. The occulus rift could Segway into more advanced developments that lead to even better immersion. At some point we may even be able to replicate reality through a computer and people will have difficulty telling the difference. Pretty much every innovation is beneficial to society, whether its good or bad. they show us what works or doesn't and open paths that we didn't see before.
>> [_] Anon 2328826 >># I dont even know what to say to this. How can someone be this uneducated? What country are you from, why is their educational system failing you? Why did you never learn history? For a start you dont even know the history of the internal combustion engine. You dont know that the first cars were widely laughed at, weren't popular at all, were basically toys for rich people and had massive amounts of people dismissing them as fads and refusing to invest. Historically very few people looked at tech changes and says 'ah yes, this is an obvious evolution!" They acted like you, saying "This is a stupid idea! Its a fad! I Dont like change!" Right up until the moment everyone had one. As for laser guns, they exist. Though power continues to be an issue. More efficient batteries mean yes, laser weapons. As an idea that sci-fi has given us though, try doors that open for you. People made those because they thought they looked cool on star trek. WHAT A FAD!
>> [_] Anon 2328827 Social Networking company buys VR equipment license. Virtual Reality Social Networking becomes the next big thing. Flawless AI created by lonely genius to compensate for the low friend count. We all taste delicious blue pill. >do not disappoint my delusions
>> [_] Anon 2328829 >He ruined Carmack's passion project for 40 million dollars and facebook stocks that son of a bitch ill never forgive him
>> [_] Anon 2328830 GIMMICKS GIMMICKS GIMMICKS THE FUTURE IS HERE NOT A SUNRISE BUT A GALAXYRISE YOU ARE ALL DELUSIONAL
>> [_] Anon 2328831 >># Doors opening for you have been a thing for decades and no one has invested in them. Looks like we have the new automobile!
>> [_] Anon 2328833 VR isn't a gimmick, but we're not there yet. http://www.propstore.com/product/red-dwa rf/listers-craig-charles-artificial-reali ty-codpiece/
>> [_] Anon 2328835 >># I think you might be a bit late to that party man. ... Though honestly, id love to see people do doors like they do cars. "This door has opening speeds from 0-120mph in just 1.2 seconds! And go faster stripes!".
>> [_] Anon 2328844 >># Get your retarded video game thread off this board, we need this space for Touhou
>> [_] Anon 2328846 Is this what /v/ is like? I'm glad I never go there.
>> [_] Sigh... Time to go Anon 2328850 Yes. I am sad that's it's future creativity will be stunted by facebook ownership. Yes, I am sad that the very vibrant Oculus developer community will wither. But, damn. If you ever had the chance to put one on you could see the future. Even if the future was nothing more than a fireplace in an empty villa in Tuscany. I walked up the stairs, I went out on the balcony. It was fucking awesome at 720 dpi. And that was nothing compared to standing in airlock 2 of the international space station. Yeah, it rocked. But despite that, I will be selling both my Oculus headsets on ebay tomorrow. What could have been is finished. Someone else will pick up the slack. Once you play a game in VR, there is no going back... But no one is stupid enough to buy a facebook phone, so they killed it. But they might be stupid enough to buy a facebook rift.
>> [_] Anon 2328857 >># The analog stick had Super Mario 64 to prove its worth. What does VR have?
>> [_] Anon 2328858 >># Angrybirds
>> [_] Anon 2328862 this is the most replies I've seen on a flash in a good long while. well no, not that long I guess. but it feels like a long time. >># thank you based doubledubs
>> [_] Anon 2328873 So then, who is this 二うめ?
>> [_] Anon 2328875 Why should gaming stay on a television? It would be pretty badass to have VR and if people try hard enough eventually it too will have better graphics and smoother gameplay. Just admit it, VR would be more boss to use than a television or pc which have been used for it for years.
>> [_] Anon 2328877 Who is ready for 3D Farmville?!?!?
>> [_] Anon 2328882 >># never mind, found it.
>> [_] Anon 2328887 So no VR waifu simulator?
>> [_] Anon 2328888 Who cares, I cetainly don't. What is this oculus garbage anyway? Also, check em
>> [_] Anon 2328893 >># This gave me a deeper sadness than I hoped for today
>> [_] Anon 2328894 >># no vr waifu simulator but at least u have farmville sim and rollercoaster sim 3000!
>> [_] Anon 2328896 >># Can users still create content? Because if so the dream may still live.
>> [_] Anon 2328899 I know some people are going through a tough time right now but for the life of me I can't remember where the girl on the right is from...and I must know
>> [_] Anon 2328900 >># Does if you have RSI
>> [_] Anon 2328902 ill say it, as an owner myself. i thought this would be a neat idea, that would be impossible to do correctly as so many failed before. That was before Iceland, and that was before EVE VR (now known as EVE Valkrie) I played that game for 6 minutes, and it was the most amazing gameplay experience of my life. for people who dont realize this, it isnt just about being able to look around, its about being able to control the game in new ways. in that game, missiles were targeted completely by visual control, not by a controller. i really hope facebook dosent screw this up, because it is an amazing project, but im not holding my breath.
>> [_] Anon 2328906 >># Probably not, that's what the "Closed Source" bit is all about. With Facebook at the helm most likely Occulus wil be closed source instead of opensource. Of course facebook may do gimmicks like "Make ur own content! Hyuck hyuck" but really that's just code for "You're stuck using our shitty games to pick what color you want your angry bird to be" In a nutshel Open source: anybody makes anything Closed source: Facebook owns and limits everything, ONLY developers may release content and choose what we can do.
>> [_] Anon 2328908 >># And who killed it? Nintendo. Funny their track record with technology... and profit margins...
>> [_] Anon 2328909 >># No, it died a natural death because people realized it sucked. Sony and Microsoft had their own versions that didn't do any better.
>> [_] Anon 2328910 >># R.I.P. in peace
>> [_] Anon 2328919 >># It's not a console, dipshit. It's a peripheral. It lets you play PC games with a huge amount of immersion.
>> [_] Anon 2328920 >># Never said it was a console. My point is that even with how long devkit units have been available, still nobody's made any truly compelling games for this peripheral, just bad gimmicky tech demos. The Oculus Rift does not have even one killer app to prove its worth.
>> [_] Anon 2328922 >># Blaming devs for not investing in a risky venture that isn't even owned by a decent company
>> [_] Anon 2328930 >># >nobody has made any truly compelling multi-million dollar games for a peripheral that hasn't been released to consumers You seriously expect a company to develop a game that can only be played by other developers?
>> [_] Anon 2328960 >># Uhh you do know what R.I.P. stands for right? Or have you gone full retard?
>> [_] Anon 2328963 >># >being this new RIP in piece