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[WANGQGL]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2679224
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/2 -2015 08:43:32 Ended: 4/2 -2015 15:58:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
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[_] Deep shit or tryhard art? deep 2679224 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2679232 Neither. It's just a commercial using someone as an example..
>> [_] Anon 2679233 I think it's pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2679266 the narrator sounds like the 'sad cat diary' guy
>> [_] Anon 2679274 I'd say its deep. There are tons of people out there who need to hear this shit in some way or another, this was designed to go viral and it did. Meaning a lot of people heard it so mission accomplished. >># It actually is that guy.
>> [_] Anon 2679324 harry is a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2679328 >># Hargid pls
>> [_] Anon 2679329 I'd say it's deep. It addresses a current issue in an interesting and engaging way. Try hard art is only such when it's pretentious or non-sensical, and this is neither. Perhaps if they were trying to pass off the mess on the floor as art after the fact.
>> [_] Anon 2679337 amazing
>> [_] Anon 2679345 >for maximum damage
>> [_] Anon 2679352 >># it's supposed to be deep but imo they managed it rather poorly. his movements accompany the narration but the whole deal with the ink felt a bit weird/unnecessary, especially at the end where you sort of expect there to be a figure of sorts on the ground from the ink but it's just a mess.
>> [_] Anon 2679357 I don't care. All I know is that looks fun as hell
>> [_] Anon 2679358 "And when you do, It will be so good to see you"
>> [_] Anon 2679375 I think the whole idea of painting with dance is pretty interesting.
>> [_] Anon 2679382 >># >painting nigger thats a paint covered autist going spaztic
>> [_] Anon 2679386 The narration is rather thoughtful and the dancing fluid, but I feel that the paint was incorporated poorly. Too many clashing colors, too much muddy brown in the end result. Could've been much more impactful with a limited color palette.
>> [_] Anon 2679389 >># yea that was gay
>> [_] Anon 2679390 I liked the narration but not the dancing
>> [_] Anon 2679397 >># Harry is alone because he can't make a fucking piece of body paint art for his life.


[PZ3CJ28]!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2642860
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/12 -2014 06:03:39 Ended: 30/12 -2014 10:09:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 50
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[_] Anon 2642860 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2642878 why you gotta make me feel right now
>> [_] Anon 2642881 >># Pretentious hipster trash.
>> [_] Anon 2642885 harry is a gaybo
>> [_] Anon 2642888 I can't even begin to express how this makes me feel. Fuck, I'm crying.
>> [_] Anon 2642889 the karate finger painting is stupid and doesnt match the "im so shy no one likes me" thing goin on here i mean what the hell harry just because you were shy and did theater doesnt mean you need to be some asian stereotype this "inspirational" flash makes no sense
>> [_] Anon 2642890 >># I'm not into 'performance art' myself, but the words ARE meaningful.
>> [_] Anon 2642893 what a fucking mess and waste of paint
>> [_] Anon 2642899 >># Sure the words are nice, but there's a reason why people don't usually dance to speeches. Dancing is movement that matches a song. This is a seizure masquerading as "deep" art.
>> [_] Anon 2642907 The narrator of Sad Cat/Dog Diaries... I kept waiting for it to get weird, but I was left disappointed. It was still kind of funny they used the line "out or in"
>> [_] Anon 2642908 >># I still can't take this seriously because of that
>> [_] Anon 2642911 >># this>># its only deep if every piece of it makes sense and has meaning if harry kept doing his karate crap and at the end it shows us a top down view of some kind of shell / egg that would have been amazing and the whole speech would have made sense no this is just random asian crazy with words thrown in
>> [_] Anon 2642913 >># the different colors are different feelings the tapestry at the end is full of colors compared to the beginning where it is blank toke up more man >not a robot
>> [_] Anon 2642914 >># >># I think I see your points. It's unfortunate that this will probably continue to be a thing.
>> [_] Anon 2642915 >># Symbolism you have to explain is symbolism that's failed its purpose.
>> [_] Anon 2642916 >># I'm not in a shell. I'm in a glass cage of emotion.
>> [_] Anon 2642918 >># >># I'm not into performance art, but if this is the way that this guy is able to express himself then I'm not going to deride his decision to do so. It's not "karate" anything, it's just interpretive dance, which is enjoyable for a vanishingly small group of people. The fact that Zefrank's narration has to do with anxieties and shyness, and your reaction to the choreographic accompaniment is to disregard it as either pretension or incompetence indicates how little of the message you decided to accept as important.
>> [_] r9kfaggot 2642927 its amusing that some people might find any of this deep or wise.
>> [_] Anon 2642929 that stills looks like it would be fun as fuck to do
>> [_] Anon 2642930 >># You purport that the message has any value as the basis of your critique. What you seek to establish you claim as already true. This is commonly, but incorrectly known, as begging the question. I humbly pray you rape yourself to death with a fish hook.
>> [_] Anon 2642931 >># im not saying the message isnt important at all im saying a piece needs to work together as a whole and meld seamlessly whether it all comes together and makes sense later on or it melds together throughout the entire piece if people did the waltz at some Metallica concert that doesnt work if a moshpit formed at a country hoedown that doesnt work like i said if at the end it did a top down view of some encasement/shell/egg whatever something that represents shyness and insecurity that would have amazed me and the whole dance would have made sense but the whole dance was chaotic which speaks to me he isnt afraid and has a wild character unafraid of doing things that are considered "outside of the box" which is vastly opposite of what the speech is talking about it doesnt make sense and yea this guy >>#
>> [_] Anon 2642932 >># whoops, didn't mean to fill out the name.
>> [_] Anon 2642941 >># >>enjoyable for a vanishingly small group of people Sometimes, things are popular because they're actually pretty good. The corollary is also true: sometimes things aren't popular because they're not really good ideas. >>The fact that Zefrank's narration has to do with anxieties and shyness, and your reaction to the choreographic accompaniment is to disregard it as either pretension or incompetence indicates how little of the message you decided to accept as important. You're goddamn right I didn't accept it as important, that's my opinion: I don't think there is any deeper meaning. It doesn't resonate. The main reason why is because it lacks any kind of catharsis. It has a nice buildup, but it doesn't really truly provide the viewer with any kind of soul-changing epiphany. It starts a nice thing with the "you are not alone" theme, but it doesn't wrap it up. Instead, we get a nice postcoitus afterglow shot and are left to draw interpretations.
>> [_] Anon 2642946 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># I'll have to agree with these faggots. Although the video has a nice anecdotal message and is sure to appeal to those whom are insecure with their shyness, the actions didn't work out a smoothly as they should have. The whole time I was watching this I had consciously justify the dance as part of the whole message, rather than being able to enjoy both the visual and audible aspects simultaneously. A good example of an inspirational video is the "famous failures" shit we all saw more than half a decade ago. Don't get me wrong -- the dance is great, it just felt too out of sync with the speaker.
>> [_] Anon 2642950 meh
>> [_] Anon 2642951 >># The part where the guy talks about the shell matches quite well with the guy's dance. Also the part where he talks about releasing pent up energies. When he talks about the tree growing, the dancer covers himself in paint, similar to tree bark. Could go on, you fail to see the beauty in this peice because you give yourself this hyper-critical persona. Chill out faggot and enjoy the pretty colors, nice words and sharp body movement.
>> [_] Anon 2642956 >># >># Applies to you faggots as well. >># Not saying you should enjoy the thing, but I think being so critical of everything is indicative of some other underlying issues. Seriously.. you guys are fucking retarded if you enjoy shit like "Pa pa pa parapa... HEESSSS MY BABY" and talk down to refined and aesthetic work like that. Or youre trying too hard, just go fuck yourself and laugh at yourself a bit weaboo cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2642961 Aight, did some faggot in the thread post >># as a response? Because you are absolutely correct.
>> [_] Anon 2642966 >># >># Actually I'll go on. "Tried to reach out" Dancer reaches his arm out "Called names designed to cause maximum damage" Dancer takes massive blow to the stomach and levitates. "saying wrong words" Spews out red paint "Way out or in" Dancer hands, look at them you're retarded if you think it was possible for the dance move to systematically match the speech. Also having a shell painted would have been cool but he's not a fn painter, just painting a shell on such a massive canvas with that much paint without the restrictions of the dance routine would be complicated.
>> [_] Anon 2642969 >># Only have to explain it because you're too dumb to grasp it. Not meant for every other average Joe
>> [_] Anon 2642970 >># >we get a nice postcoitus afterglow shot and are left to draw interpretations. >mfw top kek. but yeah, it does lack at the end. i myself was pretty sure it was gonna form an image of sorts but no, it's just a dude lying in ink. and he wasn't even moving or picking/mixing colors in synch with the narration to convey some sort of meaning like the colors/ink are emotions, it was just pure unrelated nonsense. it's as if they took a random video, muted it and put the narration on top. they could have put the cheeki breeki guys and it would have been the same. in fact, requesting version of this with cheeki breeki or "boy next door". >this is jackie, he was shy, then he met the world of gay porn and is now a gay dom making his male friends' deep dark fantasies come true everyday.
>> [_] Anon 2642975 >># zefrank isn't captivating or entertaining as a content creator anymore. someone said he went to buzzfeed, which is probably why his new stuff is garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2642977 >># He did. :(
>> [_] Anon 2642984 >># Sure, but I'd say it takes a wholly different level of skill to not just blindly accept and interpret art, but to critique it and deconstruct its flaws.
>> [_] Anon 2642987 >># > >># >># Insensitive idiots everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 2642989 >># You didn't deconstruct shit m8. >Hurrr DURR the dance moves don't match with the speech Yes they do, a lot of parts do, they can't all match, else it would be theater and not a dance routine. >Errrr, I'm disappoint, the dancer is not a PAINTER as well. It's actually very easy to point out the negatives. Even easier to make them up.
>> [_] Anon 2642997 >># That wasn't even me, and you took like the flimsiest two arguments in the whole thread to prove how right you were. Rhetorical bluster aside, why is it so difficult to accept that maybe some people don't think this is praiseworthy art? OP, if you're still here, good going. Did you really expect the thread to become this long?
>> [_] Anon 2643002 >># >else it would be theater and not a dance routine. the narrator himself said the dude "found" theater and used it to get out of his "shell", so not only would there be no problem with him doing a theater routine instead of a dance, it would have tied better with the narrative, thus tying everything together as a whole. i'm sorry anon but i think >># is right. i mean you had to fucking describe individual passages.
>> [_] Anon 2643003 >># Didn't even say it was praiseworthy. But that the critics were retards seeking for some type of internet critique credit. It has some flaws, namely the ending could have been a bit more dramatic or at least be shot from "bird's eye" view. But to say that it's pretentious pointless pseudo art and that the dancing and the speech don't match together is pretty fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2643008 >># I didn't have to, a kid could have picked up on it quite easily. I did it on the account that the posters criticizing it had intelligence inferior to that of a kid and needed a little help. And I really can't picture how a theatrical piece would have tied in better with the speech quite frankly. Maybe that's because I'm not a flipping producer, but maybe you have what it takes for that, how bout you take it for a spin and make a theatrical version tuned to the speech.
>> [_] Anon 2643015 >># >>how bout you take it for a spin and make a theatrical version tuned to the speech. Ahh, the classical argument. If you're so able to spot the flaws, why don't YOU make something? The same reason why gourmands aren't necessarily good cooks. Or why Roger Ebert can't make a good film.
>> [_] Anon 2643018 >># >Or why Roger Ebert can't make a good film. Good point, dead people aren't known for their cinematography.
>> [_] Anon 2643022 >># All I'm saying is enjoy it for what it is (or don't, but don't make baseless critics), don't pretend like you think it could be better at being something else if you cant even begin to conceive how that something else would go.
>> [_] Anon 2643029 >># >># I really wonder why you're getting so defensive. Nobody's seeking credit here. People are just calling out the bullshit as they see it. Why're you getting so upset that someone out there thinks what you like isn't really amazing shit? captcha: make theatrs
>> [_] Anon 2643032 liberal garbage
>> [_] Anon 2643055 >># That voice sounds like teddy bear surgery guy. Now I wanna watch that.
>> [_] Anon 2643057 I'm in no way similar to "harry" but this is really cool.
>> [_] Anon 2643059 Is it weird that, if i were capable of it, seeing this makes me feel more like permanently retreating into a shell? Not because its bad, but because it makes me more aware of it?
>> [_] Anon 2643069 >># It's quite normal, actually. The cycle of shame is a horrible thing.
>> [_] Anon 2643088 >># all he did was throw paint around


[SLNAZAO]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2631937
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/12 -2014 06:37:38 Ended: 17/12 -2014 10:20:09Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
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[_] feelsday Anon 2631937 more feels Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2631949 Now Harry makes art of zero aesthetic value to anyone. Everyone was right about Harry.
>> [_] Anon 2631957 >># it's performance art. The product isn't suppose to look nice, it's the creation/performance of the art. not trying to make you change your opinion, just thought i'd help you understand why it looks wonky.
>> [_] Anon 2631960 And now Harry sucks dick for a living
>> [_] Anon 2631965 >># he gets it
>> [_] Anon 2631972 >># Yes, I know. Like I said, art of zero aesthetic value.
>> [_] Anon 2631975 >># I searched for "gay prancing" on YouTube to try to underscore the point, but the first video I found, "Gay dance troupe The Prancing Elites work the parade", had more talent in the first few seconds than the whole of this video. youtu.be/2JMnc3PIIVo That's how bad this is.
>> [_] Anon 2631988 >># In economics, we have this thing called 'subjective value theory', it's generally accepted as being correct, and it is applicable to all things that are valued, not simply on a monetary level.
>> [_] Anon 2631989 Sounds an awful lot like that guy who does "Teddy has an operation"
>> [_] Anon 2632002 >># why are there only niggers ?
>> [_] Anon 2632005 >># >># You're 12 and I fucked your dad.
>> [_] Anon 2632009 >># it's zefrank, same guy he also does the true facts about animals series and it's great
>> [_] Anon 2632011 >># I'm glad zefrank cares about people. It's nice to see that.
>> [_] Anon 2632047 >># Yes, and the product is the video of the performance instead of the mess he made on the floor. That doesn't mean there's no product, or that there's any more value in it than in traditional art forms. The bottom line is that his 'performance' has no skill or aesthetic involved. He's just a child flinging paint all over the place and whining about how much it sucks to have autism.
>> [_] Anon 2632079 I like this guy's voice


[K7NQV7A]!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2468491
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/7 -2014 16:20:07 Ended: 29/7 -2014 21:20:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 58
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[_] Anon 2468491 Are you painfully shy /f/? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2468494 that was ...nice. thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2468495 I know that voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U- CJM
>> [_] Anon 2468513 thank you based zefrank
>> [_] Anon 2468517 ya'll realize, he's breathing that stuff...
>> [_] Anon 2468518 thanks harry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBI JoI
>> [_] Anon 2468519 gay af my nigga
>> [_] Anon 2468523 why is this autistic kid playing with paint?
>> [_] Anon 2468539 >># hahahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahah ahaaa hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaaaa hahahahahahahahahahaaa hahahahahahahahaaa hahahaha ahahahahahahahhaa kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2468545 Thank you OP
>> [_] Anon 2468546 >># You kill yourself you genetically inferior scum. People with autism should be put to death, they're a stain on our society.
>> [_] Anon 2468547 >># . . .
>> [_] Anon 2468550 I was shy isolated and alone until 25 and I would never act like this.
>> [_] Anon 2468553 >># this joke was overused six months ago. I repeat; kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2468554 What purpose does prancing around in buckets of paint have to do with this? The poem was nice, if over sensitized, but the video itself looked like something I'd find on Tumblr
>> [_] Anon 2468555 >># He used body language to express the poem. But yeah, it was pretty gay .
>> [_] Anon 2468559 I thought that he was going to paint something cool, you know. I wasn't expecting a masterpiece, but this was just a bunch of paint smeared on the floor. Harry is a pig.
>> [_] Anon 2468570 >># so this was interpretive dancing. It's every bit as retarded as I've heard.
>> [_] Anon 2468571 Can anybody here name even one decent piece of performance art? It seems to me that it's all just affectedly cryptic, weird bullshit that pretentious hipsters masturbate to.
>> [_] Anon 2468572 Consider this: The whole point of it is that he in fact, gives no fucks what you think of his art. After all, with the autism remarks you're very likely the kind of asshole who would torment him for being shy. This is how he expresses himself. He isn't hurting anyone. So why the fuck do you care so much if it's not to your taste? I don't personally find it entertaining, but hey, bully for him if he's found a way to deal with the ennui of existence in a way that's essentially harmless.
>> [_] Anon 2468578 >># "You just don't get it."
>> [_] Anon 2468580 2deep/10
>> [_] Anon 2468581 >># seconding this
>> [_] Anon 2468584 >># >making a mess on the floor is now considered art.
>> [_] Anon 2468585 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2468587 >># is harmful for the janitors, can you imagine you minding your own cleaning business and and then comes this fucking asshole littering fairy faggot powder over the already clean sections of the floor?
>> [_] Anon 2468591 >># no
>> [_] Anon 2468605 >># Why aren't you playing with paint?
>> [_] Anon 2468608 >># >># >># >># >found the autismal.
>> [_] Anon 2468630 >># yup
>> [_] Anon 2468637 >># This isn't art or decent expression-this is terrible. Not everything needs failed dramatization.
>> [_] Anon 2468638 >># some french chick went to an art gallery, got naked and sat infront of a painting of a women with her logs open, with her legs open. i like to think of myself as a functioning introvert. i don't particularly like being around people, don't like new environments, don't like going places without a detailed plan, but i can socialize when i need to.
>> [_] Anon 2468652 Harry's hot, I'd blow him.
>> [_] Anon 2468664 Is the narrator the guy who does those facts about various animals videos? I kept expecting him to talk about penises
>> [_] Anon 2468667 At least he's dancing, it's not just random paint drops, puked or expelled from a vagina...
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2468675 >># <patiently waits by the door, sitting in the shadows until the door swings unclosed, then trotting tippy-hoofed inside quietingly> <eyes agape with amazement> Oh sh-t my f-ck, literal sh-t! He forgot to flush! <attempting to quietly pass the fishing rod pieces, string & hook he had stored in his anus for such an occasion, but painfully and torn walls of anus> <whinnies painedly, giving birth to fishing cache annointed in blood like newborn baby, and string hanging out of anus like placenta> Now let's see here... <fumbling and butter hooves out of excitement/nervousness> <finally clicks pieces into place, casting the line out to sea and getting a bite: a thick, juicy turdlet>
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2468678 >># Yes, come to papa... <reels in difficultedly with ponderous hooves> Now what do we have hear? <unhooks and sets on floor> <pulls out scalpel but whinnies giggoliously since he was so excited and instead smashes the dropping open with his hoof> OH? WHAT'S THIS? <scanning with eyes, discovers that turd is dry, might need more water in diet, but............... something more....> A blood clot... could it be? Yes... a fresh case of butthurt.
>> [_] Anon 2468696 >># >># Brosifine is that you?
>> [_] Anon 2468698 >># >># wtf is this? >>>wrong board
>> [_] Anon 2468700 >># >># >>>/mlp/ or >>>/b/ leave us alone you disgusting freaks of nature.
>> [_] Anon 2468702 Sometimes I wish was I could be an introvert. It's so easy. If you don't like something, just shut up, run away, try to not justify yourself, not fight. It's one of the most selfish things you can do. Even though I was pretty shy when I was a kid, and even a little bit now, I still fucking try to be cool.
>> [_] Anon 2468705 >># wat? You sound high dude.
>> [_] Anon 2468706 >># What do you mean?
>> [_] Anon 2468707 >># >sometimes i wish i was i could.
>> [_] Anon 2468710 >># >selfish What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I should participate in retarded activities for the sake of community?
>> [_] Anon 2468712 >># Oops. My bad. This happens more and more lately when I try to make my "epic so smart" arguments and ideas. I do it in my head all the time, what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2468713 >># >># >># >being this new
>> [_] Anon 2468714 Fun Fact: Ze Frank is the narrator. He is considered by many to be the Godfather of vlogging. End of Fun Fact.
>> [_] Anon 2468716 >># >boo :(( talking with people, taking part in social activities is so hard, nobody gets me, nobody laughs at my stupid jokes, I should rather stay at home all day and hate humans. Humans are social creatures, we need social activities as much as we need food and water. Although I have to admit that some shit I wrote it's caused by self frustration.
>> [_] Anon 2468717 Mixing paints like this always makes brown
>> [_] Anon 2468718 >># I get what you are trying to say, but what if your community is pantsu on head retarded? should you really try so hard to fit in?
>> [_] Anon 2468719 >># One doesn't cancel another. No one likes tryhard faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2468722 >># this. Atleast you could call this art, not waste of school taxes or vandalism.
>> [_] Anon 2468724 >># butthurt detected
>> [_] Anon 2468729 >># Sometimes I wish I could be an extrovert and speak more than 3 words to a female. It goes both ways dude. I mean, you probably have a girlfriend and have sticked your dick in multiple vaginas throughout your life, while some of us are handholdless virgins with no dignity. At least I have a job and an education, I guess. Emptiest life you can imagine, anons. Day in and day out.
>> [_] Anon 2468730 >># community? As in town? I really doubt that. School/university? Well, there are clubs out there for different hobbies. You must like some stuff, and if you don't you can literally get into. I'm not saying it's easy, but if you are a shy person/ introvert/ neet it can increase your happiness by a huge amount. >># Having friends is tryharding? Well, I really know what you mean, and I don't like people like that either, but still, not being able to talk and socialize with people is a huge problem, especially in our time.
>> [_] Anon 2468733 i really hope someone replaces the audio in this to some electronic song or something
>> [_] Anon 2468734 >># Nah dude, I said in a previous post, you can actually see my own personal frustrations in these posts too. I am a virgin too, but as I said, I don't want to just give up and be like "nah, I'm just an introvert, I can't/ don't like to talk with people, I'm solitary. I want to be the best person I can be, and that means having good social skills.


[XWJGWXS]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2388396
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/5 -2014 06:12:55 Ended: 19/5 -2014 09:42:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: if you are in a shell.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2388396 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2388404 Kept waiting to see some cool picture painted in the end. Nope, only a mess. Harry is a pig.
>> [_] Anon 2388410 I just arted.
>> [_] Anon 2388417 >># gay
>> [_] Anon 2388419 >># yer a wizzad Harry
>> [_] Anon 2388420 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2388428 Look guys, andy worhol's ghost found a new body. >get out
>> [_] Anon 2388439 >># No wonder he needs to be in a shell
>> [_] Anon 2388496 This is Harry Harry is a huge faggot with no friends Please feel bad for Harry Look now at Harry as he dances Isn't he a good dancer Such beauty Wow Such grace Only a fag with pent-up energy could do that Wow such mess Metaphor for his life So art Wow
>> [_] Anon 2388512 >># Was expecting knishes or hood. I am disappointing. So much so that words cannot describe my agony and the simultaneously gay video that caused it.
>> [_] Anon 2388528 True Facts About Harry.
>> [_] Anon 2388545 i kn0 im in a shell I d0n need a swf t0 tell me that jus tell me h0w t0 get 0ut
>> [_] Anon 2388547 >># Watch the cucumber. See how he moves. Like a lion. Chasing a mouse. Oh, how smooth his motion. Like butter. On a bald monkey.
>> [_] Anon 2388575 This would be marginally better without the guy in the backround doing this weird pseudo art non-sense.
>> [_] Anon 2388578 >># I'm glad i came to /f/ tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2388582 This is definitely not your usual zefrank. What is he doing narrating this?
>> [_] Anon 2388584 >># But thats the secondary point. That people that are shy are sometimes perty gay.
>> [_] Anon 2388586 >># God fucking damnit, Harry. You son of a bitch. Somebody is going to have to clean that shit up. This is why you never had friends, Harry.
>> [_] Anon 2388596 >># Look at the cucumber all the vegetables envy their friend wishing to dance as he Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber Dance, dance, yeah! Look at the tomato Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato! He wishes he could dance like the cucumber free and smooth. But he can't ...


[CY4HX60]F !! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2351642
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/4 -2014 16:32:07 Ended: 15/4 -2014 20:28:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 27
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[_] Anon 2351642 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2351666 i don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2351672 is the voice the same guy who does those true facts about animals videos?
>> [_] Anon 2351674 I don't truly get it but I kinda like it.
>> [_] Anon 2351679 I was expecting knishes... You disapointed me...
>> [_] Anon 2351684 >># Mimes are upset that their art form is dying
>> [_] Anon 2351686 hairys' parents never loved him so he still acts like a kid and makes a big mess on the floor for all the world to see; this is hairy, socially inept.
>> [_] Anon 2351690 >># This isn't mime, it's another form of performance art. Just as pointless and self-congratulatory, though. >># That was what I thought also, but it's probably just someone with a very similar voice.
>> [_] Anon 2351691 >># yup that's zefrank
>> [_] Anon 2351706 I'm pretty sure they just taped this guy making a mess.
>> [_] Anon 2351713 wtf is hairy doing to the floor
>> [_] Anon 2351717 As a boy Hairy was very very shy. As a BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR Hairy discovered he could become an artist. A performance artist.
>> [_] Anon 2351720 people like it when i slip out of my shell but i hate it. i am way too autistic to get any enjoyment from expressing myself in front of other people. i express myself after checking no one is around and i have locked the doors. expressing myself consists of practicing inane conversation with a stuffed toy so i don't look like such a retard in front of other people the next day. Hairy doesn't know what being in a shell is
>> [_] Anon 2351721 God, i hate modern "arts" so much.
>> [_] Anon 2351734 The only way to not be a conformists is by having an art degree.
>> [_] Anon 2351737 you guys dont get it as you dont have social anxiety disorder i do and its not some thing nice to have
>> [_] Anon 2351752 >># this is not zefrank's voice.
>> [_] Anon 2351753 I don't know how you can't "get" this. Colors represent your personality, no colors means a boring person. Shy people are associated with being boring just because they don't know how to express themselves. It's not even "lol modern aaaartsssss", just common sense.
>> [_] Anon 2351760 As an introvert/just shy person, this was my experience while watching this: >oh god, performance art >oh hey, zefrank, this might just be dope >yep, just as expected, retarded performance art >zefrank is probably going to make fun of how gay harry is, right? >no wait... this is starting to make sense... the imagery is melting with the narration... >I think of myself as a relatively open-minded person, let's try to enjoy this >... >nope, the feeling is gone, still retarded. This is a good monologue/story, but why in the FUCK did it have to have anything to do with performance art?!
>> [_] Anon 2351771 >># The guy was doing whatever the fuck he wanted with the paint and dust. His earlier self wouldn't have dared touch it. The paint and dust was social situations. imo
>> [_] Anon 2351776 >># Yes it is
>> [_] Anon 2351784 >># Thank you. Thank you so much, kind sir.
>> [_] •▬• 2351790 Harry's a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2351791 >># Don't call yourself autistic. That's not what you are. You just don't give a fuck for extroverted shit and that is perfectly fine.
>> [_] Anon 2351797 >># It's modern art, the art itself is the interpretation.
>> [_] Anon 2351800 Hairy wasted perfectly good white clothes to be a faggot. Performance art pisses me off, people who actually struggle to develop artistic skill never get recognition but people like "Hairy" flail around in paint for 20 minutes or so and they're just a special fucking snowflake. About as bad as that faggot who tried to pass off blank canvases as "art"
>> [_] Anon 2351807 Fucking hell, Hairy, somebody is going to have to clean that shit up. Goddamn. No wonder he was hit as a kid.



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