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[_] Anon 3372798
>> [_] Anon 3372834 >># Why do Russians have gay names like Sasha and Yuri?
>> [_] Anon 3372865 classic
>> [_] Anon 3372894 10/10
>> [_] Anon 3372943 >># They're not "russians" they're "ukraines", retarded name because almost all name are just bastardized words of "greek" language.
>> [_] Anon 3372952 Fucking hurt my lungs, nuclear level weaponized autism.
>> [_] Anon 3372970 It wasn't until decades later the true extent of the consquences of the Chernobyl disaster were understood.

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[_] Anon 3084419
>> [_] Anon 3084420 >># >This is why your father left us. Damn, she couldn't discipline him and then lost her lover; What a sad story of incompetence.
>> [_] Anon 3084481 I'd be in jail for child abuse... he needs a smack upside his head
>> [_] Anon 3084507 I had to quit when Disney original movies gave him incurable autism. REEEEEEEEEE

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[_] PPM Anon 3029249 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3029423 >># Kek.

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[_] Anon 2810890 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2810896 For real, what the fuck is this kid so pissy about? >inb4 memes
>> [_] Anon 2810899 >># memes
>> [_] Anon 2810905 >># Look up "Crazy Ukrainian Kid". That should clear it up.
>> [_] Anon 2810949 Basicaly the kid is addicted to video games and as he is either installing a new game or reading instructions about how to play or some shit, his mom decides it would be a good idea to interfere with him infront of the camera. In any case the kid over reacts and his mom still gets in his face to provoke him and making him go hulk mode. I'm surprised he didn't hit her though. He totaly should have his mom's a bitch you can tell by her voice, posture and dumb ass hair cut.
>> [_] Anon 2810968 >># >Hitting your mother over video games. Diagnosis: Autism.
>> [_] Anon 2810969 >># >Sympathizing with that little shit You're a faggot, too.
>> [_] Anon 2810994 >># Top Kek had me dead
>> [_] Anon 2810995 >># >not knowing that in order to break your kids addiction you need to be assertive and take some fucking action. You're probably a little autist too.
>> [_] Anon 2811004 >his autism level is very high like he ingested some poison. Suspecting that the author of this flash is the actual aspie. And really? "trick" subtitles? like 75% of /f/ is fucking english-russian-ukranian polyglot. Trick subtitles are meaningless in the internets. Only an autistic xenophobe whose autism levels are very high would find the autism in this autistic piece of auto autisto autobahn autoautistikookoocacapeeeepeeeeee memes! i must consume memes for ultimate power! GIVE MAH MEMES NIGGAH >:{_}
>> [_] Anon 2811005 >># Holy shit, anon, you need to get outside.
>> [_] Anon 2811013 >># good meme :^)
>> [_] Anon 2811037 >># Holy crap you're sad
>> [_] Anon 2811050 >># >># >pot/kettle
>> [_] Anon 2811100 >># Autistic fuck, I'd slap you into a frothing squealing red-faced lather before shoving you upside down into a locker and kicking the door in. You will die with something lodged in your face.

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[_] Anon 2704657 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2704683 >He needs more memes to live Don't we all kid....don't we all
>> [_] Anon 2704691 is there a better quality ?
>> [_] Anon 2704698 Sauce on original video?
>> [_] Anon 2704715 >># Dont know the name of it but the original is a kid's mom trying to stop him playing video games. It got a lot of edits like that one kid that smashes his keyboard or that Hitler thing.
>> [_] Anon 2704759 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJL Biw
>> [_] Anon 2704817 top tier shit, didn't notice it was edited till the narrator said the childs autism levels were rising. literally lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2704829 Reminds me of that GitS episode when Togusa goes that that center for kids w/ cyberbrain autism, and they freak out if kept from computers for too long. Wonder if we can make a program that low-functioning autistics can interface w/ better than regular people.
>> [_] Anon 2704936 So does a video of the whole documentary exist yet with english subs?

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[_] Anon 2694805
>> [_] Anon 2694838 2dank4sasha
>> [_] Anon 2694844 Allways loved this.
>> [_] Anon 2694873 reminds me of the story of the raptor screeching autist.
>> [_] = 2694879 >tfw Russian >tfw can't appreciate the humor because I understand most of what they're saying >tfw it's actually quite sad how he is a failed human being due to lack of proper raising I could sure go for some vodka right now.
>> [_] Anon 2694887 >># >it's actually quite sad how he is a failed human being due to lack of proper raising I don't know about you, but when I look at him I see a part of myself in him.
>> [_] Anon 2694901 >># Your dong?
>> [_] Anon 2694902 Source video?
>> [_] Anon 2694914 always wondered what the actual context to this was

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[_] Anon 2639739
>> [_] Anon 2639757 >># just for those who dont know, the Russian is not translated
>> [_] Anon 2639761 >># Oh god that quality does anyone have a youtube link
>> [_] Anon 2639768 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJL Biw
>> [_] Anon 2639771 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=647s_NSe ZAU

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[_] because thursgay isn't for another 2 days. Dr. Anon 2602578 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2602595 >># No mum I'm circlejerking with my 4chan friends!
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2602600 >># prettymuch.
>> [_] Anon 2602602 NEW FUCKING MEMES HAVE ARRIVED
>> [_] Anon 2602607 >># Anyone know what the show is called? I want more of Sasha.
>> [_] Anon 2602624 >># This is 'Honey, we're killing the kids', but it's only episode.
>> [_] Anon 2602652 >># It was called "Ten reasons not to get kids", though there was only one episode... it still was enough to drop birth rates by 68%.
>> [_] Anon 2602727 >># >immediate Reddit damage control Come on. You guys know this flash is about you.
>> [_] Anon 2602786 >this is why papa left us He has a kid sized track suit
>> [_] Anon 2602790 >># I hope that kid died today, regardless of the fake subtitles.
>> [_] Anon 2602849 >># i love how tracksuits are like the official uniform of Slavlandia
>> [_] Anon 2602901 I'm Russian and it says nothing about memes, shes telling him to turn off the computer and hes yelling no! and then calls her a dumb ass, and so that he dies. If this was meant to be a remix than nvm.
>> [_] Anon 2602919 >># The subtitles were meant to be fake

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[_] Anon 2582444 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2582452 Wow, the moms a fucking cunt
>> [_] Anon 2582462 >># >he needs meems in order to live now where the fuck are my sides
>> [_] Anon 2582566 >># my sides are in orbit also nice trips :^)
>> [_] Anon 2582583 >this is why papa left us right in the feels

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[_] Touhou is old shit. Anon 2578894 You all know it to be true.
>> [_] Anon 2578899 sasha is angry at disney movies cuz hes sure they gave him autism kekd
>> [_] Anon 2578900 >># your mom is old shit
>> [_] Anon 2578921 So like whats the story behind this? Is there an original video or something?
>> [_] Anon 2578939 >># >Disney movie autism >There is no cure Top Kek
>> [_] Anon 2578967 >that raptard screech >># There is and for the life of me I can't find it, but this is a mostly correct translation, except he's shitting up some free to play MMO instead of 9gag, I want to say Tibia but I'm not sure. They're also Ukrainian, not Russian.
>> [_] Anon 2578992 This kid needs to have his shit slapped
>> [_] Anon 2578993 >SASHA everytime
>> [_] Anon 2578994 eat shit mum
>> [_] Anon 2579023 >># ur mum is old but acts young in bed (my bed)
>> [_] Anon 2579042 >># So, they're Russian or soon will be.
>> [_] Anon 2579046 >># they are speaking russian though, in the video he wants to read something and stay on and hates his mom, usual autistic shit

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[_] Anon 2571128 every day on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2571137 >># >everyday on /b/ FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2571139 Just gonna leave this here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g1IrIitLY0

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[_] Anon 2551729 fcking disney movies Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2551733 >># Thanks for the reupload OP
>> [_] Anon 2551734 >># >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2551769 these videos always make my jimmies tingle
>> [_] Anon 2551772 >># I'd be pissed off too if I were a boy with a female name Sasha.
>> [_] Anon 2551787 >># In russia, that's a male name
>> [_] Anon 2551789 >># I'd still rather be Sergey.
>> [_] Anon 2551817 average 9gag user
>> [_] Anon 2551821 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2551832 >># Actually his name is Oleksandr. Sasha (as well as Shurik) is just a casual shortened name. Just like Josephine => Josie.
>> [_] Anon 2551925 >># I wouldn't want to be Sir Gay.
>> [_] Anon 2551926 >># I would.
>> [_] Anon 2551927 >># It's actually pronounced Siergiej.

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[_] Dr. Anon 2550503 I recommend this child a daily dosage of Cyanide, which should last over the course of his life.
>> [_] Anon 2550511 Those screams at the end always get me.
>> [_] Anon 2550512 >># Disney came him autism? what the fuck?
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2550515 >># gave him, if you need the number of a good optometrist I can provide.
>> [_] Anon 2550516 The subtitles aren't real. The kid is trying to contact his father by email or something and the mom wants nothing to do with it. And based on his reaction to the computer, his dad doesn't either. Kinda sad.
>> [_] Anon 2550520 >># By any chance do you have any contacts of an good English teacher? Thanks a bunch anon.
>> [_] Anon 2550523 I would probably be even worse if my mom took away my memes
>> [_] Anon 2550525 This is why you wear a condom. youtu.be/nojWJ6-XmeQ
>> [_] Anon 2550526 >># why would you do that? go to the internet and tell lies?
>> [_] Anon 2550549 I remember laughing my head off at the original, cause his mom installed a filter to videogame websites and he had a breakdown, and then remembering all the videogame discs he got that slasher smile and whispered 'I will now install all games' Also who names their son Sasha
>> [_] Anon 2550551 >># >sasha mitchell but I guess you're too young to remember the 90s
>> [_] Anon 2550558 >># Holy shit that was great. I thought he was gonna pick up a condom and then the kid would disappear, then the dude would wake up to being in a mansion surrounded by buxom Slavic whores.
>> [_] Anon 2550560 >># Eh, didn't remember that guy. I used to still ask the same question though about him
>> [_] Anon 2550574 >># the video was too real for that once youre trapped theres no way out
>> [_] Anon 2550579 >># Can somebody source the original documentary?
>> [_] Anon 2550608 ahahahaha i can't breath ahahahahah ahaha
>> [_] Anon 2550625 >># lol no Its a Russian documentary on autism. The subtitles are obviously fake, but you can find the original documentary on YouTube with real-ass subs.
>> [_] Anon 2550664 >># The ad's for condoms not abortions

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[_] French Fornicator Anon 2484854
>> [_] Anon 2484861 This is really sad.
>> [_] Anon 2484864 10/10 loved this
>> [_] Anon 2484886 Laughing at this brings on the realization that i'm watching the internet memes myself... but thankfully, on my way to suicide, I too always get distracted by the chair
>> [_] Anon 2484895 >># kekest of keks
>> [_] Anon 2484963 >># Be sure to anhero meme style. My vote is for the pulled your own head of style, with the super glue and piano wire.
>> [_] Anon 2484972 Everyone knows original Disney gives you autism. That's what you get for glorifying Goofy
>> [_] Anon 2484973 /f/ in a nutshell

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[_] Anon 2475746 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2475762 >kek sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2475782 Oh man why can't he be a good little slave and go outside and squat with his friends?
>> [_] Anon 2475796 That poor mother, Pro choice people should use this as an abortion support commercial.
>> [_] Anon 2475797 Dat ukrainian boy.
>> [_] Anon 2475803 >># need source to this documentary and everyone like it
>> [_] Anon 2475876 Every time he screeches like a raptor I get a hardy chuckle out. Does anyone know where this is from?
>> [_] Anon 2475879 This shit always gets me so depressed. That mom deserves better.
>> [_] Anon 2475890 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-jtFW2T pA source
>> [_] Anon 2475928 >guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 2475930 The screech of the raptard.

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[_] Kid freaking out Anon 2463453 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2463456 I was waiting for this to be posted
>> [_] Anon 2463471 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJL Biw
>> [_] Anon 2463516 Yeah, nah, this translation is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2463520 >># you stupid faggot
>> [_] Anon 2463522 >># What is the actual translation, does anyone here know?
>> [_] Anon 2463523 >># YOU REALLY THINK SO? I EVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!
>> [_] Anon 2463573 >># whata fuck man i almost fall of my chair and couldnt and cant stop luagh
>> [_] Anon 2463585 I guess no 9fagger went to 4chan to fetch some new memes
>> [_] Anon 2463683 ***SUPER BANSHEE MODE ACTIVATED***
>> [_] Anon 2463718 Dat ukrainian.
>> [_] Anon 2463721 >># >autist No way, it's legit. Autist is a serious medical term.

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>> [_] Anon 2448066 uhm i feel like this cant be real
>> [_] Anon 2448067 >># >uhm i feel like this cant be real >"...Disney original movies gave him autism" No shit, you donut. Also, someone fucking lay a beatdown on that brat.
>> [_] Anon 2448069 Russia is not a country. Russia is a mental state.
>> [_] Anon 2448070 >># In Soviet Russia Disney original movies do give you autism
>> [_] Anon 2448112 >># Btw it is Ukraine
>> [_] Anon 2448115 >># yet somehow they speak perfect russian and yes translation is not accurate whatsoever
>> [_] Anon 2448119 Anyone have the original source?
>> [_] Anon 2448122 >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvsnWVaiL ac
>> [_] Anon 2448153 >># Yeah, it's unthinkable that something like that would happen in a country with ~40% of adults having russian as their first language.
>> [_] Anon 2448172 I feel for this kid Having a slav Mother is hell as a young kid
>> [_] Anon 2448207 i would've beaten the living shit out of my kid if he/she would ever try this shit. they wouldn't be able to sit for a week
>> [_] Anon 2448214 This is why I don't want children. I would be in jail and he'd be fucking dead.
>> [_] Anon 2448217 bydlo as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2448249 >># Somehow the first place I ever saw this was facebook. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=501 085190018356&set=vb.462296283897247&type= 3&theater
>> [_] Anon 2448321 this is why papa left us
>> [_] Anon 2448325 Ever since reading the story of haypil, I've always wondered what the Raptard screech sounds like. I have a pretty good inclination.
>> [_] Anon 2448330 >># Not even a minute in, I'm watching this kid laugh at Superjail. His mom is fucking confirmed MILF, though. Yuropoors no longer have the right to say that Amerifat parenting is bad.

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[_] Only 9fags. Anon 2426696 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2426699 Sasha is a nice name :3
>> [_] Anon 2426745 >># ..for a girl
>> [_] Anon 2426749 >># >new fucking memes have arrived! MY SIDES
>> [_] Anon 2426751 sounds like a velociraptor at the end
>> [_] Anon 2426761 What was he freaking out about originally? >># Sasha is a unisex name in Russia.
>> [_] Anon 2426765 This kid makes vasectomy look good.
>> [_] Anon 2426769 >># Some video games
>> [_] Anon 2426794 A lot of the youtube links are dead, but here is some info on the original if anyone's interested. It's fucking darkside, the kid is insane... http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=11 46482 >new fucking memes have arrived! Always kills me.
>> [_] Anon 2426796 Actually found the original. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJLeuSDoe Hk
>> [_] Anon 2426877 fuck I cant russian

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[_] /r/ inside Anon 2420183 a while ago there was a loop of a anime chick spinning while a loop of music from the chobits theme played. i cant remeber what it was called, does anyone have it? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2420190 >># http://swfchan.com/10/45004/?mmmyeah.swf This is?
>> [_] Anon 2420199 >># what is wrong with that kid?
>> [_] Anon 2420210 What's the sauce on this though?
>> [_] Anon 2420216 >># Autism.
>> [_] Anon 2420217 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eodp-rZV e1w Its some kid who's addicted to video games or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 2420220 >># Soooo... Autism.
>> [_] fuck it 2420223 >ya budu seychas ustanavlivat vse igri
>> [_] Anon 2420226 >># And piss-poor parenting. Those two cunts don't get off the hook here either.
>> [_] Anon 2420228 >># yes, it is! thank you!
>> [_] Anon 2420232 >># >9gag ftfy
>> [_] Anon 2420246 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7zEBAo7 iDM
>> [_] Anon 2420344 >># Goddamn, I get angry when my wife takes my vidya away when Im in the middle of something, but jfc this kid
>> [_] Anon 2420347 gotta love those may-mays

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[_] Anon 2414851
>> [_] Anon 2414852 what was all that truly about?
>> [_] Anon 2414854 >># Entitled little twat won't stop playing computer games and internet.
>> [_] Anon 2414855 >># I think he was turning into a dinosaur
>> [_] Anon 2414856 Literally /v/
>> [_] Anon 2414861 >># I think it was something about his dad leaving them and he was trying to contact him on the computer.
>> [_] Anon 2414862 >># I'd like to see the original
>> [_] Anon 2414884 >># Too much cancer
>> [_] Anon 2414891 You are one sick nigger OP. Who the fuck would do that to a baby? I don't even.
>> [_] Anon 2414892 I just feel ashamed having the same name as him
>> [_] Anon 2414910 Source
>> [_] Anon 2414934 Is this kid mentally unstable?
>> [_] Anon 2414948 >># you have to ask? >this is why our father left us my sides
>> [_] Anon 2414951 >># http://youtu.be/GWd1CjXfAZk?t=2m51s
>> [_] Anon 2414998 Ukrainian boy affected by pc games and internet. Refuse to stop playing and browsing and get mad where his mum install a parent control on his pc.
>> [_] Anon 2415001 my god this is gold
>> [_] Anon 2415005 >># god damn that kid is demented, laughing at gory fucked up videos on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 2415026 >disney movies gave him autism MK Ultra Project Monarch is a hell of a drug.
>> [_] Anon 2415034 >># It's always fucking Disney.
>> [_] Anon 2415052 WARNING COMMUNIST THREAT DETECTED

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[_] Not the dog Anon 2411360 The Fucking Dog Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2411376 Those subtitles aren't real, are they?
>> [_] Anon 2411378 This is why papa left us XDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2411404 It's actually about the kids father/the lady's ex-husband disappearing suddenly. The boy (who is autistic as fuck) is trying to contact the father.
>> [_] Anon 2411443 >># /r/montageparodies
>> [_] Anon 2411459 Source of the actual thing?
>> [_] Anon 2411467 What a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2411481 >># atuism level: Very high
>> [_] Anon 2411528 autism provides the best videos
>> [_] Anon 2411543 This is why Abortion exists
>> [_] Anon 2411557 >># It's not too late to off him now.
>> [_] Anon 2411563 >># No, its about a kid who's addicted to video games. He gets locked out of the computer by parental control software.

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[_] Guise, where are the meemees? Anon 2409175
>> [_] Anon 2409185 I don't think I could live if my child was like that
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2409191 Very nice, OP >># I know what you mean. This is what happens if you smoke when you are pregnant. Or don't abort huehuehue
>> [_] Anon 2409192 Does anybody have the source?
>> [_] Anon 2409195 >># also what the fuck is this kid really crying about?
>> [_] Anon 2409196 >this is why papa left us sounds like an amazing guy, would hang out with
>> [_] Anon 2409201 >># >># only if you speak Ukrainian would you understand. (Idk if the description in the video is real or not) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eodp-rZV e1w
>> [_] Anon 2409202 >># video games
>> [_] Anon 2409213 >># I vaguely remember someone saying it was actually the kid trying to contact his dad, or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 2409218 why are these autism swfs so fucking funny?
>> [_] Anon 2409239 >># It has nothing to do with his father. He's just a kiddo obsessed with violence, boobs and vidya a.k.a /b/tard. Some guys from a Ukrainian tv show been trying to make him put his shit together, but his mother was a spineless bitch and failed everything. Became famous in CIS mostly for his mad face expression when he said: "Сейчас я буду устанавливать все игры"
>> [_] Anon 2409254 >># >Сейчас я буду устанавливать все игры Any snowniggers can tranlsate?
>> [_] Anon 2409257 >># >Сейчас я буду устанавливать все игры google gave me "now i will install all the games"
>> [_] Anon 2409258 >># It's a documentary about a kid obsessed with vidya.
>> [_] Anon 2409263 It's fuck all to do with autism, he's an over-entitled little shit.
>> [_] Anon 2409265 >># Oh god that phrase I haven't heard that in a while
>> [_] Anon 2409267 >># Read >>#
>> [_] AnusPlugMerchant !QnYSuDkgHI 2409272 >># ALL THE GAMES
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409280 >># >Сейчас я буду устанавливать все игры wow
>> [_] Anon 2409281 ok guys, i really enjoyed the translation, but its not correct (as most of yall guessed) since im the only one here able to speak russian i will translate (btw russian and not ukraine): sasha wants to read something on the internet really urgently (for whatever reason) but his mom just wants him to shut down the computer since he is addicted to the internet/his computer
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409282 >># >read something on the internet really urgently certainly memes
>> [_] Anon 2409285 >># we dont know i highly doubt it, since russians usually arent "smart" enough to know even about 9gag, the russians i know about live on a far lower niveau
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409290 >># Don't they have some sort of russian counterpart? >девятькляп
>> [_] Anon 2409293 >># yeah, probably but saying "russian counterpart" of something, automaticly makes it 10 times worse, right?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409294 >># idk m8, worse or not it should be equivalent, meaning it would play the same part
>> [_] Anon 2409295 >># Probably not automatically.
>> [_] Anon 2409296 >># I did, I simply reiterated that post in my own words.
>> [_] Anon 2409298 >># We do. Not quite russian though, but we use it for the same purpose... >фоурчан.орг
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409304 >># So the kid likes this site, probably?
>> [_] Anon 2409311 /f/ please upload new memes. -sasha
>> [_] Anon 2409313 >># I think so. He looks like a typical user of that site. Especially at this time of the year.
>> [_] Anon 2409319 >># this parenting is shit awful, learn to compromise, learn the kid to think, let there be arguments of why instead of this crazy hump back bitch who obviously were not supposed to have children.
>> [_] Anon 2409322 >># >фоурчан.орг = fourchan.org kek
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2409324 >># >just handing over the joke like that quit the metaplay
>> [_] Anon 2409327 >># >he's an over-entitled little shit. He certainly is, but it still looks like actual diagnosable autism to me. It's possible to be both autistic and a shitty person, you know. There are plenty of parents with autistic children who learn to empathize and manage their symptoms, and those kids are the ones who go on to lead relatively functional and independent lives. But of course, many people have absolutely no idea how to raise children like that, and don't know where to find the resources to learn, so they act like this loser mom and just get all "hurr why doesn't he do what I say." This woman probably couldn't even train a dog.
>> [_] Anon 2409330 >Your average ASSFAGGOTS player Dota is a slavshit's nicotine patch.
>> [_] Anon 2409331 >># The problem isn't necessarily "compromise." The problem is that she lets him stay on the computer all the time, and then tries to "take away" his "natural" state. I think a reward system could be very effective here, for instance. Give him 1 hour of computer time at certain times of the day when he has met certain conditions, something like that. But of course actually thinking about that and sticking to it is more work than just cleaning up after his tantrums, which is why she's not doing it.
>> [_] Anon 2409332 >># I feel you and I could quibble over the specifics of autism vs. poor behaviour but in this instance I shall agree with you, there may be underlying factors at work but she is still an incompetent mother.
>> [_] Anon 2409346 >># It's not unreasonable for a single parent to be clueless as to parenting strategies for "difficult" or autistic children, although I think the fact that she went to a TV show rather than an independent professional is revealing of her misplaced priorities. The fact is, the resources she needed might not have been as easily available to her wherever she lived as they would be to people in North America or Europe. But of course even in the countries with the most comprehensive support systems, you'll find countless cases like this. Some people are too ashamed to ask for help or too deluded to admit they have a problem.
>> [_] Anon 2409350 >># (Continued) A lot of parents blame themselves for the things they didn't necessarily have control over (such as autism) and through that become blind to the things that they could have done to help. It doesn't help that so much of what people see about autism is stuff like this. A well behaved autistic child doesn't make good television I guess. If successful parents and children were more visible, maybe struggling families would know what kind of progress they can make if they try.
>> [_] Anon 2409355 Children with any acute autism spectrum disorder should really be put down.
>> [_] Anon 2409359 >># There are certainly cases where even being able to eat independently is a lot to hope for, and in those maybe I could see where you are coming from, but there are plenty of autistics whose level of functioning far exceeds those similarly afflicted due to a good environment. We should be putting autists to work on mechanical-turk type tasks based on their particular compulsions. Even those that are truly of below average intelligence might be useful.

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>> [_] Anon 2392553 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2392576 >># i speak russian, it's all about how the dad has left them and he's trying to speak to him online or someshit. Still a fucking autist though
>> [_] Anon 2392578 >># much sadder... thanks for your translation.
>> [_] Anon 2392591 I don't blame the father. Russian women are fucking shitty. Dated one who was decent, but her entire family were these self important cunts. They were poor as fuck, but had this nose in the air additude.
>> [_] Anon 2392605 >># >># Fucking bitches... Thanks anons. God may bless you guys with more booze. Also: bring back my sides, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2392607 That was a pretty shitty mom, seriously. Just because your kid is autistic, that doesn't mean that he's gonna be an emotional mess like that unless you do a terrible job of raising him.
>> [_] Anon 2392610 All I can really say is wow. How do kids that age still throw fits? Who let them think that it was productive for them to do that?
>> [_] Anon 2392616 I had a couple of friends do a semester in Russia. They were told not to take any valuables and always take everything with you in a backpack. Anything you left unguarded would disappear. One guy's host family sold all the clothes he brought with him.
>> [_] Anon 2392632 >you will never have a qt russian wife ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2392655 >># Hahaha, thinking that everyone has average parents.
>> [_] Anon 2392667 >># At that age it's not just parents. He's clearly old enough to be in school, he had teachers and peer pressure to account to about not being a freak.
>> [_] Anon 2392681 >># I have news for you, more than a few adults still throw temper tantrums. Most people are not okay with things going very much outside their plans. Some handle it better than others. In the last two years you haven't been so angry you kicked something over or threw something across the room or yelled at someone at the top of your lungs? Maybe not in tears, but that's a matter of degree. That's assuming you're a guy, otherwise it would vice versa, tears instead of anger.
>> [_] Anon 2392684 >># And there goes my laugh... Damn...
>> [_] Anon 2392692 Even if this is fake. BEAT YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHEN THEY ACT LIKE THIS.
>> [_] Anon 2392723 its the memes Jack
>> [_] Anon 2392724 >># I don't feel so dirty anymore, just depressed, thanks anon...I think.
>> [_] Anon 2392738 >># not him but... no... I don't fucking yell at people or kick shit. i deal with life's unpredictable-ness like an adult; by talking about it, finding ways, i don't know, by being an adult. what are you, throwing fits like a bay?
>> [_] Anon 2392739 >># alll women are fucking shitty.
>> [_] Anon 2392750 >># Wow everyone, look at the tough guy, so badass and cool!

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>> [_] Anon 2387260 WORDS THAT KILL
>> [_] Anon 2387264 Is there a video of a Russian MILF using a dildo?
>> [_] Anon 2387275 How accurate are the subs? They don't seem to be entirely bullshit, but at the same time they seem just too perfect to be accurate.
>> [_] Anon 2387276 nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 2387292 nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 2387293 nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 2387295 this is why we should have children. If only sex wasn't so much fun.
>> [_] Anon 2387297 nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 2387298 >># They are completely accurate
>> [_] Anon 2387323 >># Very inaccurate. There's no actual mention of memes, dildos or 9gag. The kid just complains about wanting to spend more time on the internet while the mom insists that he's letting the computer control him. At the dildo part, he's actually just saying something along the lines of 'I wish you were dead'. Not as amusing as the captions imply, but the kid is still a massive cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2387330 >># thanks 2chan.hk What would we do without you?
>> [_] Anon 2387339 poor kid, she just can't leave him alone to be happy in peace for a moment
>> [_] Anon 2387344 Little faggot would get a bitchslap and no dinner for acting like this. Of course, I would never allow it to get to this point.
>> [_] Anon 2387345 I feel bad every time someone with a disability has my name. Makes me want to kill the dog with my mom's dildo.
>> [_] Anon 2387346 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJL Biw
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2387349 >># >That's why papa left us Is that real or fake?
>> [_] Anon 2387350 >># obvious bait is obvious, collect your salary at the door and try next week >># did your mother pack your anus paste with your lunch?
>> [_] Anon 2387351 >># Wait. Sasha is your name? Unless your a slav you must be a girl. Nice try FBi
>> [_] Anon 2387352 >># Unfortunately fake.
>> [_] Anon 2387354 >># Sasha, Shura, and Alex. All shortened (bastardizations) of Alexander Alexander is Alexander in every language, but not Alex. Faggot
>> [_] Anon 2387356 >># Bait for what? I'm serious.
>> [_] Anon 2387362 im really gonna need sauce on this one
>> [_] Anon 2387366 >># Okay Alexis. Are you free next friday?
>> [_] Anon 2387372 nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 2387382 >># Alexander. And I will be at Animazment.
>> [_] Anon 2387384 Wow i am really happy to have made the choice of not having kids now...
>> [_] Anon 2387387 >># You're making our love kind of difficult Alexis. That's a 5 day trip for me by car and I don't even own one.
>> [_] Anon 2387394 >># How deep is your love?
>> [_] Anon 2387397 >># Well if you aren't loaded with dosh, rubles or dollars why would I want to meet you in the first place. Why would it take so long? Where do you live? Chinese Customs Office?
>> [_] Anon 2387399 >># Oregon. Money doesn't matter as long as we can be together! :') >># I'd die for Alexis.
>> [_] Anon 2387401 >># HELLO MY NAME ALEXIS I LIVE IN RUSSIA SEND MONEY ME AND I LOVE YOU SINCERELY ALEXIS
>> [_] Anon 2387405 >># 5 days. Bullshit. 41 hrs for a non-stop drive. You ass. If you really loved me you would not sleep until you got here.
>> [_] Anon 2387406 >># Animazement Code of Conduct rule 16 "Bathe. This should go without saying, but every year some attendees manage to incite the wrath of the Febreeze Ninja. Nobody likes a funky-smelling otaku. Hotels provide soap for a reason." This is why people don't like my favorite medium. The fact that this has to be stated.
>> [_] Anon 2387407 >># You're right. I'm sorry sweetheart. I've played enough GTA, I think i can get a car and we can have our marvelous otaku rendezvous! :3
>> [_] Anon 2387410 >># Then go play a sport faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2387413 >># I'm in the army. That's like a sport I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2387414 >># About time you maned up. You were starting to sound like your father. Now go nab a car, rob a few stores and buy me a couple of costumes!
>> [_] Anon 2387417 >># Depends, what branch? Why not convert some fellow troops and make a club at your base?
>> [_] Anon 2387419 >># I already have a Haruhi costume I've been wearing around the house. You can use that if you'd like.
>> [_] Anon 2387423 >># >What branch? Perhaps you mean my MOS (Military Occupation Specialty). I'm a Cavalry Scout. Also basically everyone in the Armed Forces likes anime. If only just things like DBZ. Surprising amount of nerds enlist.
>> [_] Anon 2387426 >># There you go again being cheap like your uncle. At least he makes money. That costume is just a basic school girl costume. I need something flashy. Maybe with a prop weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2387428 >># Oh right you said "Army". I often consider that the general term for all military. Like calling a bull a cow a truck a car. That sounds rather mainstream. If that is what you are okay with, why would you go to a convention if anime people are already around you?
>> [_] Anon 2387430 >># MAYBE U CAN BE A TETSUO MUTATION U FAT WHORE!!!!1!! ITSOVER YOU ASK TO MUCH OF ME AND i CAN;T TAKE IT ANYMOR
>> [_] Anon 2387431 >># >Ciszej = Geezus very innacurate.
>> [_] Anon 2387433 >># I'm not going to the convention. I just looked up the Code of Conduct for his. I have gone to cons before though. They're fun and I like to see all the costumes. Actually met my last GF at Kumoricon..
>> [_] Anon 2387434 >># Then it is settled. I will end you. I hope you can change you locks in the next 41 hrs.
>> [_] Anon 2387437 >># No please, you know i didnt mean it like that baby hehe. You know I like some fat on my steak.
>> [_] Anon 2387440 >># Well you should go! I was going to bring black jack and hookers! What do you cosplay?
>> [_] Anon 2387446 >># >># I'm unfamiliar with this kind of shitposting. Is it some kind of dvach thing?
>> [_] Anon 2387447 >># I will rip off all of my fat and burn you alive with it then, my pretty!
>> [_] Anon 2387450 >># Not that I am aware of. Instead of getting rustled that he kept calling me Alexis ,even when I stated I am Alexander, I decided to play along and have fun.
>> [_] Anon 2387452 >># Last time I did a cosplay I went as Ararararararagi from Monogatari. Just because it's easy as fuck and I'm not good at making costumes. It was so easy because I already have a grey hoodie and some pants and my hair is basically black from being only inside for the first 18 years of my life.
>> [_] Anon 2387453 >># is this some kind of communist plot to confuse me?
>> [_] Anon 2387454 >># Inbō
>> [_] Anon 2387455 >># >not cosplaying as Kaiki anon, I'm disappointed in you.
>> [_] Anon 2387456 >># I'm plying I can afford a suit as snazzy as Kaiki's.
>> [_] Anon 2387458 >># >># >I'm plying God damn it's late.
>> [_] Anon 2387463 >># да кошка
>> [_] Anon 2387465 >># т-ты сука! с-смерть! За австралий!
>> [_] Anon 2387468 >># I knew you would show your true colors! ыфар кеорваизц укгрыз вап зич смитзы
>> [_] Anon 2387472 >># >># >># негр язык мой анус
>> [_] Anon 2387475 >># go back to the zone
>> [_] Anon 2387477 >His autism levels are very high, He needs more memes My fucking sides are gone
>> [_] Anon 2387480 Original source please?
>> [_] Anon 2387482 i cant understand whats going on in the last 20 posts and im only a little high
>> [_] oh 2387484 >># >># here >>#
>> [_] Anon 2387486 >># >ыфар кеорваизц укгрыз вап зич смитзы ч-что? я не понимаю. мой русский плохо.
>> [_] Anon 2387492 >># I was in that conversation and I don't even know. Don't feel to bad.
>> [_] Anon 2387493 >># I meant the original video and not the joke with memes in it.
>> [_] Anon 2387495 >># I just typed some random moonrunes is all.
>> [_] Anon 2387496 >># >moon runes чурка pls. cyrillic is potato runes,　日本語 is moon runes.
>> [_] Anon 2387499 >># "これは月のルーンをされている「月のルーン文字である
>> [_] Anon 2387503 >># RUSIJA DO TOKIJA,MAMA TI NOKIA.
>> [_] Anon 2387506 wheres the real subtitle one located?