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>> [_] Anon 2660969 yeah, never really understood why the US did it
>> [_] Anon 2660999 >># Did you not watch the video? Religious fundamentalism. The misconceptions of cleaner, healthier living from a religious standpoint are ingrained through traditional myths passed down from generation to generation. My dick is now foreskinless because my parents' parents' parents' parents wanted to follow the latest fad in religious living, all because it was a "sin" to masturbate or fuck out of wedlock. Fuck I hate it.
>> [_] Anon 2661003 My mom brought my brother and I in to the circumcision clinic, after five minutes of waiting and listening to the screams of absolute pain from all the babies in there after the operation she left without having us cut. Life is good
>> [_] Anon 2661006 >tfw not circumcised but still have no foreskin Not sure if it's a good or bad feel.
>> [_] Anon 2661027 >># same, it's just a bad feeling to know that a part of your dick is missing because of a fad that started to support something i detest
>> [_] Anon 2661030 Yes! Yes! Despise religion and dumb, cereal-inventing people more! All goes according to the plan!
>> [_] Anon 2661032 im circumcised and i suppose ill never know for sure but it doesnt feel like im losing sensitivity over time. Also compared to some of the smegma pictures ive seen im kinda glad it stays clean without any extra attention
>> [_] Anon 2661037 >># If you don't leak precum like a horny dog and just simply wash it after masturbating you can maintain non-smegmatic hygiene for a few days. Didn't personally check if even longer.
>> [_] Anon 2661052 I always have hard time believing modern day US actually could practice genital mutilation. It's like totally foreign idea. What the hell, 'murika?
>> [_] Anon 2661064 >># Your sensitivity is probably already ruined. You'll never feel as good as someone with an intact dick. ;_; And it definitely doesn't need any extra attention to stay clean. Pretty much the only way to develop smegma is to stay innawoods for weeks (things you'll probably only experience in the military) without opportunities for showering or wanking (yes, masturbation/sex actually keeps it clean)
>> [_] Anon 2661072 >># Yes. Let me rub my hands together in recreational now.
>> [_] Anon 2661091 id like to thank OP for showing me this series and the laughs i'm having over on youtube right now

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>> [_] Anon 2652541 >># you know what happens when you're not circumcised on a 10 mile ruck when it's 100 degrees Fahrenheit out motherfucker? your dick is a dirty fucking sandwich wrap covered in nigger cheese go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anon 2652543 >># That was fun
>> [_] Anon 2652579 >># What, no. All it would be would be a little sweaty, thats about all.
>> [_] Anon 2652588 >># So take a shower, dumbass.
>> [_] Anon 2652593 >># americuck detected
>> [_] Anon 2652611 >># mad circumcised nigger detected
>> [_] Anon 2652640 shittybait.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2652657 >># As an uncircumcised man living in a hot, near-tropical climate I can tell you that this isn't the case.
>> [_] Anon 2652671 Let's all take a moment to point and laugh at murikans for being a genital mutilating country. :D
>> [_] Anon 2652677 >># Best part is these "comedy" skits they have to justify jewtilation.
>> [_] Anon 2652682 I didn't get circumcised til I was16, I was feeling discomfort when fully erect, turns out my forskin wasn't going back around my glands due to swelling. They had to do it for that reason. Haven't heard any complaints but my head gets huge now.
>> [_] Anon 2652685 Circumcision is used health wise as it prevents virus and diseases, those who are not circumcised are more likely to catch an infection. Fucking murican plebs dont know shit and plus its Christian based which is all America you fucking diabetes scum.
>> [_] Anon 2652686 >># Ah, but... Religion as a reason, well... If you believe an invisible man in the sky wants you to mutilate your childs genital you're pretty fucked up to begin with. Like... "No hope left for you!" or "Please kill yourself because the rest of us needs that air you're breathing!" :D
>> [_] Anon 2652692 >># Hoooly shit you're retarded. >It doesn't prevent any disease that taking a shower every once and a while doesn't prevent. >It's Jewish, google it.
>> [_] Anon 2652723 I honestly sometimes wish that I had been circumcised. Yeah, sure, it keeps it from being too desensitized. Guess what? There's such a thing as being too fucking sensitive. When it's uncomfortable to touch the head, I'd prefer some desensitization honestly.
>> [_] Anon 2652729 >># lol just jack off more
>> [_] Anon 2652734 Why the fuck does this matter. It's not like I can get myself uncircumcised, and it wasn't my fucking choice either. People who argue over this dumb shit deserve to have their dicks lopped off.
>> [_] Anon 2652742 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 0/8
>> [_] Anon 2652749 you can actually grow it back also, wow jewt added captcha to /f/ :(
>> [_] Anon 2652751 >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_re storation I've been thinking about trying it. Had mine lopped off because I couldn't piss as a child.
>> [_] Anon 2652760 >># >also, wow jewt added captcha to /f/ :( m8 where you been he added it sometime last year, caused a bit of a shitstorm.
>> [_] Anon 2652761 Goddammit >># meant for >># obviously

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>> [_] Anon 2435385 I knew it!
>> [_] Anon 2435394 Finally!
>> [_] Anon 2435397 K
>> [_] Anon 2435435 >># So the cornflakes guy hates my weiner... I don't know what to say.
>> [_] Anon 2435438 UUUNNNCCCCUUTT MASSSTERRACE! Have fun with your mutilated dick, cutfags while I enjoy jerking off
>> [_] Anon 2435449 I am a victim of circumcision, had to do it because I had an infection that was going to destroy my penis, and my foreskin was too tight thus I couldn't clean it. Sometimes, you gotta do it.
>> [_] Anon 2435451 >># I'll give your post to my dad, you know the person who made that decision. Also >Implying I'm not restored foreskin co-masterrace
>> [_] Anon 2435452 wow lets get a fag who think making a youtube video about how being uncut is better and post it to make myself feel better when I have no girl to fuck
>> [_] Anon 2435456 The same people who say it's not cleaner to be circumcised are the same fags who are paid to say taking another man's cock in your ass is totally coolsies.
>> [_] Anon 2435457 >># >falling for collegehumor bait
>> [_] Anon 2435465 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cjZmm53 ro8&index less shitting version
>> [_] Anon 2435480 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2435485 >># will the internet ever get tired of this argument? it's almost atheism-tier.
>> [_] Anon 2435491 >># Happened to a spic buddy of mine too. He was like 12. Luckily I played with it so much growing up I have lots of foreskin.
>> [_] Anon 2435521 :'( i penis got cut off because my parent's are just as stupid and sheepish as everyone else in america. this is one of the main reasons why i hate my country and all of humanity
>> [_] Anon 2435530 What bullshit. I was circumcised (According to my parents, it pissed them off because it was done to me without their consent or knowledge, and they objected) and I masturbate -constantly.-
>> [_] Anon 2435561 >># Know that I don't know much when I say this, but do you have to use any kind of lube? Because I'm uncut and don't have to use lube to feel smoothness yet I hear about people having to use lube and I'm not sure if thats because theyre circumcised or not.
>> [_] Arachnomancer Bob 2435567 >># Without lube, the pattern of your palm, (Designed to produce grip even when wet, note,) feels realbadman.
>> [_] Anon 2435573 >># >Not liking it raw Stop being a wuss anon
>> [_] Anon 2435585 >># Raw all day dog. Fap probably too much in a day, 4-5 times, but it don't matter because my dick is fine (Read: Rock hard and pleasuresticakble)
>> [_] Anon 2435590 >># I'm sircumsized and I have never used lube, like whenever I saw the cliche 'lotion' in movies I was like who would do that. I've never touched another dude's dick, but my skin just moves up and down my penis and I have a tight like pornstar circumcision. I think lube people are people who either don't know how to masturbate and act like an ape gripping their penis till it spurts or maybe they were botched bad? I used to swim a lot and I have never seen a bad circumcision, young or old.
>> [_] Anon 2435604 >># Well when it comes to using lube the only nice thing I've noticed is the squish sounds making me think I'm actually fucking someone.
>> [_] Anon 2435615 >># This sentence makes me want an onahole, squish sounds are the best.
>> [_] Anon 2435619 >># spit counts as lube
>> [_] Anon 2435625 >># Right. They THOUGHT it would cut down on masturbation. They were wrong. That's part of why it's stupid that we still do it. That was addressed in the video.
>> [_] Anon 2435636 >># The great thing about using something like an onahole is that your head gets in on the action. Maybe it's just me but I don't really have a form with just my hands where I'm able properly stimulate the tip. Using my palm works for a couple of seconds but it gets to the point where it fails as much as trying to tickle your own armpits.
>> [_] Anon 2435637 I remember when I was 19 and crying about my circumcision. Then I grew the fuck up and counted my blessings.
>> [_] Anon 2435642 >The Real Reason You're Circumcised >25 replies Yup, murrica
>> [_] Anon 2435647 >people caring this much Just bring out your H already
>> [_] Anon 2435659 >># How dose one into >reascended masterace wait i mean, what. What do you mean restored foreskin
>> [_] Anon 2435663 >># They went full Frankenstein's monster on it and sewed some skin back onto his penis to resemble something like a foreskin. While this doesn't restore any lost nerve endings, it can protect your tip and restore some of its sensitivity.
>> [_] Anon 2435667 >># actually most foreskin restorers induce mitosis
>> [_] SWEET FUCKING REVENGE 2435669 C U T T F A G S B T F O U T T F A G S B T F O
>> [_] Anon 2435694 As a circumcised person myself, I don't see what the big deal is. I'm supposed to feel ashamed of my condition and the culture that raised me?
>> [_] SWEET FUCKING REVENGE 2435696 >># C U T T F A G S B T F O U T T F A G S B T F O YOU HEARD ME SON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT REKT GET SHAT ON BOY, SUCK MY LONG, FLOPPY FORESKIN
>> [_] Anon 2435699 I am circumcised because I couldnt pull it back I did it with 10 years
>> [_] Anon 2435705 >># That's what you got from this? That you should feel shame? Are you stupid? The point this video is trying to make is: don't chop off your son's dick. Let your kid decide if he wants mutilate his penis when he's an adult. You must be very insecure if you take facts as a personal attack.
>> [_] Anon 2435706 >># This. All I can say about being cut is oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
>> [_] SWEET FUCKING REVENGE 2435708 >># SALTYNESS DETECTED SATURATION: 100% GET FUCKED WITH YOUR MUTILATED DICK THAT CAN'T PLEASURE WOMEN OR EVEN YOUR SELF HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>> [_] Anon 2435714 >># Uncut cocks look like freakshows, cut cocks can look like dried up old cucumbers. Keep your dick healthy and clean, and they will come.

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>> [_] Anon 2410427 foreskin autists are worse than anti-religious atheists.
>> [_] Anon 2410435 was going to imb4 buthurt but look like i was too slow
>> [_] Anon 2410445 If you're circumcised, you can't get phimosis.
>> [_] Anon 2410453 >># if you take a shower at least once every 48 hours, you can't get dick cheese.
>> [_] Anon 2410466 If you've never watched video of a baby being circumcised, I suggest you do so. Their faces turn bright red and they scream louder than anything I've ever heard. Then they pass out. That's how painful it is. BUT KEEP ON PUSHING THAT COVENANT, GOYIM. YOU WOULDN'T WANT YAHWEH TO BE MAD AT YOU, WOULD YOU?
>> [_] Anon 2410467 >># If you cut your arm off, you can't break your fingers.
>> [_] Anon 2410555 >># Babies are pussies anyway, how the fuck can you say they are a good way to judge pain?
>> [_] Anon 2410566 Only three kinds of people are against circumcision. 1. Those who are uncircumcised (misery loves company). 2. Those who are circumcised and hate their parents. They turn everything their parents did into a crime and will likely refer to circumcision as "genital mutilation" despite the fact that circumcision makes the penis more aesthetically pleasing and FAR more hygienic. This group also includes the people who hate religion and see circumcision as solely a religious ritual, and thus hate it too. (The hatred of religion is in the same vein as hatred of parents, but can exist independently of it). 3. People who are so dumb that they believe propaganda like this. Most of these people are idiots in many other ways, too.
>> [_] Anon 2410571 >># You put a lot of effort into that bait. That I can respect.
>> [_] Anon 2410572 What if I want a desensitized glans so that I can last longer?
>> [_] Anon 2410577 >># >wanting to never be able to get it up/get off Buddy why?
>> [_] Anonyrnous 2410581 >># oy gevalt
>> [_] Anon 2410583 >># If you set yourself on fire, ninjas can't catch you.
>> [_] Anon 2410585 >># >this guys parents decided to snip him. >better make him feel like shit in front of his wife for a decision he didn't make!
>> [_] Anon 2410587 >># >never be able to get it up/get off Are you fucking stupid?
>> [_] Anonyrnous 2410588 >># So he won't do the same to his own son.
>> [_] Anon 2410589 >># This shit is great to think of all the butthurt betas who lost it watching this
>> [_] Anon 2410590 >># >betas I can see you're trying really hard by using that word out of context.
>> [_] Anon 2410591 >># There is only one type of person who is for circumcision. Jews. Well, anon. Have a little confessing to do?
>> [_] Anon 2410593 >># see you at the mosque friend
>> [_] Anon 2410596 >># The part where he said it isn't cleaner was just a blatant lie, thats coming from someone with a working foreskin. its like your armpit, its closed off and generates bacteria and other things. >there is no difference, you just have to wash it way more often! Yeah, because it isn't cleaner.
>> [_] Anon 2410598 >># it isn't even Friday. Also you gave up fast, thanks for the satisfaction.
>> [_] Anon 2410599 >># knowing what day you go to the mosque act like you've got the upper hand my sides
>> [_] Anon 2410601 >># >Foreskin is a natural lubricant Good thing too, seeing an ugly dick that was about to fuck you using its dick cheese as lube, there is no way you can get wet from that.
>> [_] Anon 2410609 >># >thinking your clever by insulting something you know nothing about >thinking that someone who knows more than you doesn't have the upper hand Embracing your own stupidity, i guess you got to get through life somehow.
>> [_] Anon 2410614 >># wow, you're still trying gotta give it to ya, you're a hard worker doesn't change the fact that every single one of your statements are weak obviously fuled by an anus in pain
>> [_] Anon 2410615 THE GOYIM KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN!
>> [_] Anon 2410624 >cutfags currently MAD AS FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2410635 ITT people actually discussing this shit
>> [_] Anon 2410636 >># no ITT /b/ rejects
>> [_] Anon 2410646 Have been circumcised, still jack it 3 times a day.
>> [_] Anon 2410648 >># Nigga, my armpits are open.
>> [_] Anon 2410649 >># >implying that hes refering to dick cheese butthurt snipped-fag dont know shit
>> [_] Anon 2410656 I wish I could grow mine back I want my nerve endings god damn it :(
>> [_] Anon 2410661 all my life i have always wondered >yo America dafek thought there would of been a better reason ah well, time to be smug at all who I know id cut
>> [_] Anon 2410662 >># I've seen websites. Apparently you CAN - basically you clamp a belt or suspender onto what's left, throw it over your shoulder and tie to your belt or something on the other side. As often as you can for however long it takes to stretch it out. Been considering it. Suspect it's not worth the trouble, but I wouldn't know.

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>> [_] John Moses Browning 2406845 That's an informative video and I respect both sides and arguments
>> [_] Anon 2406847 is this a youtuber or something? maybe a link?
>> [_] Anon 2406849 >># collegehumor
>> [_] Anon 2406853 I knew the kellog shit already And women shouldn't be the one who tallk about wierd genitalia.
>> [_] Anon 2406858 mhh actually, I'm circumcised because my erect penis was too big to fit through the end of my foreskin. so, it can be done for medical reasons/complications, not just tradition or religion.
>> [_] Anon 2406860 >># I had that situation and didn't get circumcized. just solved by itself and I grown you just paniked there is no medical complication in your pussyfag story.
>> [_] Anon 2406863 anyone that didnt figured this out themselves either hasnt thought about it or are just stupid. its sad that a video is required but it's good that it exists
>> [_] Anon 2406865 >># >people are always born 100% perfect Guess people born with extra fingers or toes aren't a thing
>> [_] Anon 2406867 I'm half circumcised, half uncut. The docs cut part of the skin off (leaving a horrible multicolored dick), but on the second cut, my baby dick was too big for the rings. I can masturbate with no lube and feel no pain, and enjoy sex very much. I just wish my actual jew parents didn't do this shit to me? Why was I born a fucking jew?
>> [_] Anon 2406870 it also keeps your underwear much cleaner from pee/cum drops plus you can close it and pee in the foreskin while running to the bathroom and then unload when you reach the toilet, saving time. all jokes aside, foreskin makes masturbation not only easier (and feels better) but it makes it less of a mess too. no lubricant required and if you close the foreskin when you cum, nothing ever gets anywhere and you can just unload either into the toilet or in some papertowel.
>> [_] Anon 2406872 >"Dick chopped off" >"Mutilated" >"Cut the tip off" There's so many easy terms you can use to identify anyone who brings up this argument is biased as fuck and is driving an agenda.
>> [_] Anon 2406873 >># nowhere in his post did he claim that. you are reading into shit and getting defensive. i too had tight foreskin when i grew up and guess what? it solved itself when i got just a few years older maybe you had some extra tight foreskin though, what do we know? sorry that you had to get rid of the foreskin man, that sucks
>> [_] Anon 2406875 >># one of those three are correct, the other were said more of a joke. dont fool yourself into thinking the video isn't true just because you are circumsized (assuming you are from your post)
>> [_] Anon 2406877 >># >people are always born 100% perfect You said that buddy
>> [_] Anon 2406878 >># I'm not him though. Though I was circumsized and because of the whole "welp, it should look like mine". Thanks, dad. Anyways I just thought it was retarded to assume his case was the same as yours. >it just werked for me, git gud
>> [_] Anon 2406879 >># None of them are true. I honestly don't even know which one you were referring to.
>> [_] Anon 2406882 >># What do you mean none are true. Two of them are completely true faggot. Not that guy btw
>> [_] Anon 2406884 >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutilation >Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body, sometimes causing death. If you do something to someone that is not fixed over time (meaning that the foreskin does not grow back) you have mutilated that someone. Perhaps you are confusing removing part of ones body forever with clipping someone's nails? In that case, yes, it would not be mutilation.
>> [_] Anon 2406886 >># People who are circumcised: >still have a dick >are not mutilated >still have a tip None of them apply. They are purpose built hyperbola to drive an agenda.
>> [_] Anon 2406888 >># Mutilation has to be violent or disfiguring. I have never once heard anyone refer to breast augmentation surgery as "mutilation" nor have I ever heard anyone refer to having your wisdom teeth removed as "mutilation" when technically it would apply. It's using violent sounding words for a reason: to make it seem horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2406890 >># They are mutilated. You like to pretend something isn't X when it clearly is? You don't like people using hard words when they are driving an agenda? Well tough luck, it doesn't change reality, pal.
>> [_] Anon 2406891 >># Let's tie someone down that are 30 years old and cut off his foreskin against his will. That wouldn't be mutilation either, right?
>> [_] Anon 2406893 My mother told me she had me circumcised so I wouldn't be ashamed/confused for being different from my father. We had this discussion nearly 10 years ago. I'm still fucking mad at her. What a stupid, pointless reason to put a child through that. She told me she cried while she watched the procedure and I told her "Good."
>> [_] Anon 2406894 >># Let's also let kids decide whether or not to have those bad, painful vaccinations. There are many decision that should simply not be up to a child to make.
>> [_] Anon 2406896 >># You're trying to equate a cosmetic procedure with immunizations from diseases with high mortality rates? You're a special kind of stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2406898 >># That's it. I guess some people are so dense that the only way to make a change in the world on the subject is to wait for them to die.
>> [_] Anon 2406900 >># Medical decision are medical decision regardless of importance.
>> [_] Anon 2406901 >># Also, you're the one equating fucking meaningless, newborn babies to full grown men. If anyone needs another go at basic schooling it's you.
>> [_] Anon 2406904 >># That was an attempt to make you realize that there's no difference in forcing a baby to mutilate his penis than it is forcing an adult to mutilate his penis.
>> [_] Anon 2406906 >># Newborn babies have neither a will, nor consciousness. They cannot, by definition, either want, or not want something. They look distraught, kicking and screaming, and crying because that's what they'd do if you did anything to them. It's all they've got defensively. However, a grown man does have a will and only the ones who want a circumcision ever have one.
>> [_] Anon 2406908 >># >Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body, sometimes causing death. >degrades the appearance or function The foreskin serves no functional purpose unless you're running around nude, and there's wide disagreement as to whether the penis looks better with or without the foreskin. Removing the foreskin generally improves function in the modern world, by reducing sexual infections and other medical conditions. The function of the foreskin is to protect the glans penis from the environment. This function is redundant with clothing, and the way it does it has practical disadvantages. >># >Let's tie someone down that are 30 years old and cut off his foreskin against his will. That wouldn't be mutilation either, right? It would be highly offensive treatment in many ways, but it wouldn't be mutilation. Specific words for specific things.
>> [_] Anon 2406910 >># No, vaccinations are very important to the good health of not only the child but the society as a whole. As stated before equating a vaccination to a procedure which is entirely unnecessary, having nothing to gain and all your sensitivity to loose is ridiculous. >># >meaninglessness newborn babies A baby grows up into an adult. A child, a baby, let alone an infant can have no will or say in what happens to them. Enacting a procedure on them that will determine what they will be like for the rest of their days is just like forcing a fully grown man to do that. You're caring for a child, a person that will grow up and become a full adult. Its your responsibility to do the best for them. What if it was standard practice to remove a child's pinky when they were born. There is no downside to it besides a little grip power, and their hand would look like everyone else's. Circumcision is just retarded and needs to be phased out of American society.
>> [_] Anon 2406911 >># There's no hope for this one. Mutilation will always be mutilation. It's a definition not something you can just use whenever you feel like it. It's like calling something fascism only when you feel like it.
>> [_] Anon 2406917 Ah 4chan... Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues... 3 replies Flashes about cocks, and usage of the term "Nigger"... OVER 9000 GET!!!! Nevar change 4chan... nevar change...
>> [_] Anon 2406918 >># >redundant with clothing google "keratinization"
>> [_] Anon 2406919 >># >and all your sensitivity to loose It's like you believe your own propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2406920 >># >The foreskin serves no functional purpose did you even watch the flash ?
>> [_] Anon 2406922 >># >Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues >implying let the bodies hit the floor guaranteed replies.swf isn't a relevant sociopolitical issue
>> [_] Anon 2406924 >># you dense ffffffff. appearance as in the usual way it looks, not the subjective sense of beauty, wether you view it as more beautiful or not be be cut, it is a form of genital mutilation.
>> [_] Anon 2406926 >># >Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues... 3 replies >implying you weren't around for "to_build_a_better_mousetrap" were you?
>> [_] Anon 2406927 >># Eye lashes serve a functional purpose. If you cut off 5 individual lashes, would you also call that mutilation? By your definition,it would be.
>> [_] Anon 2406929 >># lashes grow back u twat
>> [_] Anon 2406930 >># also I'll remove your eyelid instead, now that's mutilation
>> [_] Anon 2406931 >># >Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body Nowhere do I see the words "permanent" or "Temporary"
>> [_] Anon 2406932 >># facepalm
>> [_] Anon 2406933 >># Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 2406935 >># >oh shit he's right I can't refute the central point of his argument >better cherry-pick a single statement and insult him directly, that'll sure win this argument
>> [_] Anon 2406936 >># >OVER 9000 GET >Nevar Back to KYM with you, faglord.
>> [_] Anon 2406937 >># Sex is not even 1% of anyone's life. Imagining your baby and how much pleasure he'll derive out of slinging his little baby dick in 20 years should literally be the last thing you worry about.
>> [_] Anon 2406943 >># Mutilate, noun: 1. inflict a violent and disfiguring injury on. 2. inflict serious damage on. So when you bite your finger, you're mutilating it? What about cutting a swollen taste bud off with your teeth? Mutilation implies that it is not only injured but that it is serious enough to require surgery to function. I don't know about you, but I have yet to see any research determining that cut is less able to get a girl pregnant than uncut.
>> [_] Anon 2406955 >># when you bite ur finger, it heal back, when your cutting a swollen taste bud, it also will heal. Your removed foreskin will not 'heal' back, the base will scar and the foreskin will be gone forever! it's not rocket Science!
>> [_] Anon 2406958 >># With this and the mother/nigga video of before I'm pretty sure that someone links those completely boring flashes to /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2406961 >># Being so conformist and insecure about how your child and yourself fit in with society that you make a huge life decision for your child before he can properly understand and make the decision for himself is the real instance of bad parenting.
>> [_] Anon 2406963 My grandfather got circumcised when he came back from WWII. He was a POW, and it was really hard to keep your "dingus" clean when you're barely given any water and can't take showers. That's probably the reason why both muslims and jews adopted the practice, them coming from the middle east and all. These days, it probably doesn't have much benefit, though there is a slight chance of complications if they do it wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2406984 Everyone who is not circumcised tend to be more polite and non-threatening then the people who are circumcised, so I'll be the dick for a change. You're all mad jelly of my awesome penis, because you're stuck with a dried out, desensitized one. I mean if I had my foreskin up while my underwear was on, I'd barely be able top walk without hurting myself or getting a boner. It must be like, dead in there. Your glands are supposed to be like a giant man-clit, ya dig?
>> [_] Anon 2406987 I was born and circumcised in iran...
>> [_] Anon 2406988 why is that so important? why not let people have their dicks the way they want to? geez, you faggots argue about anything
>> [_] Anon 2406991 >># >Mutilate, noun >noun That is clearly a verb, as are all the definitions. What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2406998 >># that's the point thay can't choose it themselves It's this circle of mutilation that has been passed down that has to be broken
>> [_] OP 2406999 >># Its about letting that person decide rather than doing it when they are babies.
>> [_] Anon 2407005 My parents had me cut when I was a baby. I'm rewarding them by not giving them grandkids. At least that's what I tell myself...
>> [_] Anon 2407013 >># The feeling to have grandkids for your parents is stronger than having kids yourself. it's a nice reward
>> [_] Anon 2407015 It IS actually possible to un-circumsise a penis. Apparently you need to hang a weight from the remaining foreskin you have left, which promotes skin growth or some shit, and after doing this for fucking ages, your foreskin will start to grow back. It was in one of the episodes of Trashman and Teller: Bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2407020 >># Sucks to be you, mate. I hope someday you'll get it back.
>> [_] Anon 2407024 Is moot circumcised?
>> [_] Anon 2407033 >># Yeah, I've looked up T-tape, weights, pullers, surgery, etc. It's expensive to get started, and even after all that effort, the nerves are still gone and dekeratinization isn't guaranteed. Your glans is still probably going to be hard and desensitized for the rest of your life.
>> [_] AdamB15 2407044 >># Woah woah woah woah woah. Parents make huge life decisions when they do just about any goddamn thing. Religion? Racism? What sports and instruments and shit to take up? What kind of clothes they buy them? All of that is normal, all of that is REQUIRED, and all of that is normal parenting.
>> [_] AdamB15 2407050 >># Right, because having a shit ton of sensation in your dick and cumming in 3 seconds flat is exactly what turns on the ladies. Everything can be an opportunity, you pessimistic fuck.
>> [_] Sage 2407051 Saging this shit. Nobody outside of America cares about how is your dick
>> [_] Anon 2407057 >># >Posting just to announce a sage Sage is not a downvote, faggot. Especially now that they're not visible.
>> [_] Anon 2407064 >># dont say that shit out loud
>> [_] Anon 2407078 >># >t. She told me she cried while she watched the procedure and I told her "Good." Wow way to by an edgefagget. You can tell her , I am also saying 'Good' when she got you snipped because your an edgelord fagget and im sure it would only be worst if you had your tip. >>You should be happy you have a parent who bothered to think about you at all. I personally lel at all the edgelords who go on about how 'why would death bother me when I didnt mind before I was born' and then cry about being circumcised.
>> [_] Anon 2407088 >># Whining about the injustice of a social norm And then justifying it with 'Mutilation will always be mutilation' Which is in no way a social more and furthermore in no way clearly shows how circumscicion does absolutely no harm in 99% of the cases its done, similar to docking tails and 6th fingers and other simular cosmetic mutilations we do for the powers of social mores.
>> [_] Anon 2407092 Am I supposed to give a shit I won't have my son circumcised but I don't care that it was done to me
>> [_] Anon 2407138 >># >plus you can close it and pee in the foreskin while running to the bathroom and then unload when you reach the toilet, saving time. >and if you close the foreskin when you cum, nothing ever gets anywhere and you can just unload either into the toilet or in some papertowel. I have no idea how big your fucking foreskin is but I guarantee you it's bigger than mine >being able to start pissing into your foreskin and stop on command without stretching it, being in pain, and piss getting all over your hands >being able to cum in your foreskin without stretching it, being in pain, and cum getting all over your hands are you a wizard?