File: The Real Reason You're Circumcised.swf-(7.55 MB, 480x272, Other)
[_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:23 No.2406841
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>> [_] John Moses Browning 06/05/14(Thu)17:28 No.2406845
That's an informative video and I respect both sides and arguments
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:29 No.2406847
is this a youtuber or something?
maybe a link?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:30 No.2406849
>>2406847
collegehumor
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:38 No.2406853
I knew the kellog shit already
And women shouldn't be the one who tallk about wierd genitalia.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:39 No.2406858
mhh actually, I'm circumcised because my erect penis was too big to fit through the end of my
foreskin.
so, it can be done for medical reasons/complications, not just tradition or religion.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:42 No.2406860
>>2406858
I had that situation and didn't get circumcized. just solved by itself and I grown
you just paniked there is no medical complication in your pussyfag story.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:47 No.2406863
anyone that didnt figured this out themselves either hasnt thought about it or are just stupid.
its sad that a video is required but it's good that it exists
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:51 No.2406865
>>2406860
>people are always born 100% perfect
Guess people born with extra fingers or toes aren't a thing
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:51 No.2406867
I'm half circumcised, half uncut. The docs cut part of the skin off (leaving a horrible
multicolored dick), but on the second cut, my baby dick was too big for the rings. I can
masturbate with no lube and feel no pain, and enjoy sex very much. I just wish my actual jew
parents didn't do this shit to me? Why was I born a fucking jew?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:54 No.2406870
it also keeps your underwear much cleaner from pee/cum drops
plus you can close it and pee in the foreskin while running to the bathroom and then unload when
you reach the toilet, saving time.
all jokes aside, foreskin makes masturbation not only easier (and feels better) but it makes it
less of a mess too. no lubricant required and if you close the foreskin when you cum, nothing
ever gets anywhere and you can just unload either into the toilet or in some papertowel.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:55 No.2406872
>"Dick chopped off"
>"Mutilated"
>"Cut the tip off"
There's so many easy terms you can use to identify anyone who brings up this argument is biased
as fuck and is driving an agenda.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:56 No.2406873
>>2406865
nowhere in his post did he claim that. you are reading into shit and getting defensive.
i too had tight foreskin when i grew up and guess what? it solved itself when i got just a few
years older
maybe you had some extra tight foreskin though, what do we know? sorry that you had to get rid of
the foreskin man, that sucks
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:58 No.2406875
>>2406872
one of those three are correct, the other were said more of a joke. dont fool yourself into
thinking the video isn't true just because you are circumsized (assuming you are from your post)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:59 No.2406877
>>2406865
>people are always born 100% perfect
You said that buddy
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)17:59 No.2406878
>>2406873
I'm not him though. Though I was circumsized and because of the whole "welp, it should look like
mine".
Thanks, dad.
Anyways I just thought it was retarded to assume his case was the same as yours.
>it just werked for me, git gud
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:00 No.2406879
>>2406875
None of them are true. I honestly don't even know which one you were referring to.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:04 No.2406882
>>2406879
What do you mean none are true. Two of them are completely true faggot.
Not that guy btw
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:06 No.2406884
>>2406879
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutilation
>Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of
any living body, sometimes causing death.
If you do something to someone that is not fixed over time (meaning that the foreskin does not
grow back) you have mutilated that someone.
Perhaps you are confusing removing part of ones body forever with clipping someone's nails? In
that case, yes, it would not be mutilation.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:07 No.2406886
>>2406882
People who are circumcised:
>still have a dick
>are not mutilated
>still have a tip
None of them apply. They are purpose built hyperbola to drive an agenda.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:10 No.2406888
>>2406884
Mutilation has to be violent or disfiguring.
I have never once heard anyone refer to breast augmentation surgery as "mutilation" nor have I
ever heard anyone refer to having your wisdom teeth removed as "mutilation" when technically it
would apply.
It's using violent sounding words for a reason: to make it seem horrible.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:11 No.2406890
>>2406886
They are mutilated. You like to pretend something isn't X when it clearly is?
You don't like people using hard words when they are driving an agenda? Well tough luck, it
doesn't change reality, pal.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:12 No.2406891
>>2406888
Let's tie someone down that are 30 years old and cut off his foreskin against his will. That
wouldn't be mutilation either, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:14 No.2406893
My mother told me she had me circumcised so I wouldn't be ashamed/confused for being different
from my father.
We had this discussion nearly 10 years ago. I'm still fucking mad at her. What a stupid,
pointless reason to put a child through that. She told me she cried while she watched the
procedure and I told her "Good."
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:15 No.2406894
>>2406891
Let's also let kids decide whether or not to have those bad, painful vaccinations.
There are many decision that should simply not be up to a child to make.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:17 No.2406896
>>2406894
You're trying to equate a cosmetic procedure with immunizations from diseases with high mortality
rates? You're a special kind of stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:19 No.2406898
>>2406894
That's it. I guess some people are so dense that the only way to make a change in the world on
the subject is to wait for them to die.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:19 No.2406900
>>2406896
Medical decision are medical decision regardless of importance.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:20 No.2406901
>>2406896
Also, you're the one equating fucking meaningless, newborn babies to full grown men.
If anyone needs another go at basic schooling it's you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:23 No.2406904
>>2406901
That was an attempt to make you realize that there's no difference in forcing a baby to mutilate
his penis than it is forcing an adult to mutilate his penis.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:26 No.2406906
>>2406904
Newborn babies have neither a will, nor consciousness. They cannot, by definition, either want,
or not want something.
They look distraught, kicking and screaming, and crying because that's what they'd do if you did
anything to them. It's all they've got defensively.
However, a grown man does have a will and only the ones who want a circumcision ever have one.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:27 No.2406908
>>2406884
>Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of
any living body, sometimes causing death.
>degrades the appearance or function
The foreskin serves no functional purpose unless you're running around nude, and there's wide
disagreement as to whether the penis looks better with or without the foreskin.
Removing the foreskin generally improves function in the modern world, by reducing sexual
infections and other medical conditions. The function of the foreskin is to protect the glans
penis from the environment. This function is redundant with clothing, and the way it does it has
practical disadvantages.
>>2406891
>Let's tie someone down that are 30 years old and cut off his foreskin against his will. That
wouldn't be mutilation either, right?
It would be highly offensive treatment in many ways, but it wouldn't be mutilation.
Specific words for specific things.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:28 No.2406910
>>2406900
No, vaccinations are very important to the good health of not only the child but the society as a
whole.
As stated before equating a vaccination to a procedure which is entirely unnecessary, having
nothing to gain and all your sensitivity to loose is ridiculous.
>>2406901
>meaninglessness newborn babies
A baby grows up into an adult.
A child, a baby, let alone an infant can have no will or say in what happens to them. Enacting a
procedure on them that will determine what they will be like for the rest of their days is just
like forcing a fully grown man to do that.
You're caring for a child, a person that will grow up and become a full adult. Its your
responsibility to do the best for them.
What if it was standard practice to remove a child's pinky when they were born.
There is no downside to it besides a little grip power, and their hand would look like everyone
else's.
Circumcision is just retarded and needs to be phased out of American society.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:28 No.2406911
>>2406906
There's no hope for this one. Mutilation will always be mutilation. It's a definition not
something you can just use whenever you feel like it. It's like calling something fascism only
when you feel like it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:35 No.2406917
Ah 4chan...
Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues... 3 replies
Flashes about cocks, and usage of the term "Nigger"... OVER 9000 GET!!!!
Nevar change 4chan... nevar change...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:36 No.2406918
>>2406908
>redundant with clothing
google "keratinization"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:36 No.2406919
>>2406910
>and all your sensitivity to loose
It's like you believe your own propaganda.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:37 No.2406920
>>2406908
>The foreskin serves no functional purpose
did you even watch the flash ?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:37 No.2406922
>>2406917
>Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues
>implying let the bodies hit the floor guaranteed replies.swf isn't a relevant sociopolitical
issue
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:38 No.2406924
>>2406908
you dense ffffffff.
appearance as in the usual way it looks, not the subjective sense of beauty, wether you view it
as more beautiful or not be be cut, it is a form of genital mutilation.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:39 No.2406926
>>2406917
>Flashes about relevant sociopolitical and economic issues... 3 replies
>implying
you weren't around for "to_build_a_better_mousetrap" were you?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:39 No.2406927
>>2406924
Eye lashes serve a functional purpose. If you cut off 5 individual lashes, would you also call
that mutilation?
By your definition,it would be.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:40 No.2406929
>>2406927
lashes grow back u twat
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:41 No.2406930
>>2406927
also I'll remove your eyelid instead, now that's mutilation
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:42 No.2406931
>>2406929
>Mutilation or maiming is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of
any living body
Nowhere do I see the words "permanent" or "Temporary"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:42 No.2406932
>>2406927
facepalm
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:43 No.2406933
>>2406930
Agreed.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:44 No.2406935
>>2406919
>oh shit he's right I can't refute the central point of his argument
>better cherry-pick a single statement and insult him directly, that'll sure win this argument
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:49 No.2406936
>>2406917
>OVER 9000 GET
>Nevar
Back to KYM with you, faglord.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:49 No.2406937
>>2406935
Sex is not even 1% of anyone's life. Imagining your baby and how much pleasure he'll derive out
of slinging his little baby dick in 20 years should literally be the last thing you worry about.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)18:52 No.2406943
>>2406890
Mutilate, noun:
1. inflict a violent and disfiguring injury on.
2. inflict serious damage on.
So when you bite your finger, you're mutilating it? What about cutting a swollen taste bud off
with your teeth?
Mutilation implies that it is not only injured but that it is serious enough to require surgery
to function.
I don't know about you, but I have yet to see any research determining that cut is less able to
get a girl pregnant than uncut.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:06 No.2406955
>>2406943
when you bite ur finger, it heal back, when your cutting a swollen taste bud, it also will heal.
Your removed foreskin will not 'heal' back, the base will scar and the foreskin will be gone
forever! it's not rocket Science!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:08 No.2406958
>>2406841
With this and the mother/nigga video of before I'm pretty sure that someone links those
completely boring flashes to /pol/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:09 No.2406961
>>2406937
Being so conformist and insecure about how your child and yourself fit in with society that you
make a huge life decision for your child before he can properly understand and make the decision
for himself is the real instance of bad parenting.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:12 No.2406963
My grandfather got circumcised when he came back from WWII. He was a POW, and it was really hard
to keep your "dingus" clean when you're barely given any water and can't take showers. That's
probably the reason why both muslims and jews adopted the practice, them coming from the middle
east and all. These days, it probably doesn't have much benefit, though there is a slight chance
of complications if they do it wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:43 No.2406984
Everyone who is not circumcised tend to be more polite and non-threatening then the people who
are circumcised, so I'll be the dick for a change.
You're all mad jelly of my awesome penis, because you're stuck with a dried out, desensitized
one. I mean if I had my foreskin up while my underwear was on, I'd barely be able top walk
without hurting myself or getting a boner. It must be like, dead in there. Your glands are
supposed to be like a giant man-clit, ya dig?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:47 No.2406987
I was born and circumcised in iran...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:47 No.2406988
why is that so important? why not let people have their dicks the way they want to?
geez, you faggots argue about anything
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)19:56 No.2406991
>>2406943
>Mutilate, noun
>noun
That is clearly a verb, as are all the definitions. What the fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:04 No.2406998
>>2406988
that's the point thay can't choose it themselves
It's this circle of mutilation that has been passed down that has to be broken
>> [_] OP 06/05/14(Thu)20:04 No.2406999
>>2406988
Its about letting that person decide rather than doing it when they are babies.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:15 No.2407005
My parents had me cut when I was a baby. I'm rewarding them by not giving them grandkids.
At least that's what I tell myself...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:25 No.2407013
>>2407005
The feeling to have grandkids for your parents is stronger than having kids yourself.
it's a nice reward
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:27 No.2407015
It IS actually possible to un-circumsise a penis.
Apparently you need to hang a weight from the remaining foreskin you have left, which promotes
skin growth or some shit, and after doing this for fucking ages, your foreskin will start to grow
back. It was in one of the episodes of Trashman and Teller: Bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:40 No.2407020
>>2406893
Sucks to be you, mate. I hope someday you'll get it back.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:44 No.2407024
Is moot circumcised?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)20:49 No.2407033
>>2407015
Yeah, I've looked up T-tape, weights, pullers, surgery, etc. It's expensive to get started, and
even after all that effort, the nerves are still gone and dekeratinization isn't guaranteed. Your
glans is still probably going to be hard and desensitized for the rest of your life.
>> [_] AdamB15 06/05/14(Thu)21:11 No.2407044
>>2406961
Woah woah woah woah woah. Parents make huge life decisions when they do just about any goddamn
thing. Religion? Racism? What sports and instruments and shit to take up? What kind of clothes
they buy them? All of that is normal, all of that is REQUIRED, and all of that is normal
parenting.
>> [_] AdamB15 06/05/14(Thu)21:12 No.2407050
>>2406984
Right, because having a shit ton of sensation in your dick and cumming in 3 seconds flat is
exactly what turns on the ladies. Everything can be an opportunity, you pessimistic fuck.
>> [_] Sage 06/05/14(Thu)21:15 No.2407051
Saging this shit. Nobody outside of America cares about how is your dick
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)21:20 No.2407057
>>2407051
>Posting just to announce a sage
Sage is not a downvote, faggot. Especially now that they're not visible.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)21:26 No.2407064
>>2406870
dont say that shit out loud
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)21:47 No.2407078
>>2406893
>t. She told me she cried while she watched the procedure and I told her "Good."
Wow way to by an edgefagget.
You can tell her , I am also saying 'Good' when she got you snipped because your an edgelord
fagget and im sure it would only be worst if you had your tip.
>>You should be happy you have a parent who bothered to think about you at all.
I personally lel at all the edgelords who go on about how 'why would death bother me when I didnt
mind before I was born' and then cry about being circumcised.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)21:53 No.2407088
>>2406911
Whining about the injustice of a social norm
And then justifying it with
'Mutilation will always be mutilation'
Which is in no way a social more and furthermore in no way clearly shows how circumscicion does
absolutely no harm in 99% of the cases its done, similar to docking tails and 6th fingers and
other simular cosmetic mutilations we do for the powers of social mores.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)21:57 No.2407092
Am I supposed to give a shit
I won't have my son circumcised but I don't care that it was done to me
>> [_] Anonymous 06/05/14(Thu)22:38 No.2407138
>>2406870
>plus you can close it and pee in the foreskin while running to the bathroom and then unload when
you reach the toilet, saving time.
>and if you close the foreskin when you cum, nothing ever gets anywhere and you can just unload
either into the toilet or in some papertowel.
I have no idea how big your fucking foreskin is but I guarantee you it's bigger than mine
>being able to start pissing into your foreskin and stop on command without stretching it, being
in pain, and piss getting all over your hands
>being able to cum in your foreskin without stretching it, being in pain, and cum getting all
over your hands
are you a wizard?
