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[_] Stupid $600 amazon phone. Anon 2431316
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2431320 >guys, I just invented some software that responds to your phone's acceleration >it's uselless! >not if we have our best marketers create a video of it. >I'm always getting lost. That's why I need maps! >maps >new >forced perspective wtf m8
>> [_] Anon 2431321 That is indeed terrible
>> [_] Anon 2431324 Samefag your own post harder, dork. This is innovative technology.
>> [_] Anon 2431326 we useless now without phone Happy 2014 everyone!
>> [_] Anon 2431329 this flip your phone to do stuff is fucking annoying because sometimes you accidentally do stuff that you don't want. Like when your pass the phone to someone else to show him something it suddenly does things, and there is nothing to see for the guy you want to show stuff TL;DR Who ever came up with the idea that flipping to control you phone is handy should be burned at the stake.
>> [_] Anon 2431331 I think it'll catch on. As soon as the price for this tech drops it'll be in every phone for the simple reason that you don't need silly 3D glasses for it. I'm expecting Nintendo to do this for their next handheld.
>> [_] Anon 2431333 >># Hopefully. The current, "3D" feature of the 3DS just makes my eyes hurt.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2431336 >># It already is in most phones. Fuck, my old android 2.3.4 has it in it's gallery.
>> [_] Anon 2431337 This phone has 6 fucking cameras what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2431341 > As soon as the price for this tech drops dude are you fucking retarded? It's just software. The sensors for this stuff is already present in most phones. So it's just the software part. This is no new technology.
>> [_] Anon 2431342 >># >NOT apple watson, it's shit
>> [_] Anon 2431345 >># The better to observe you with :D
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2431354 >Firefly is awesome! Google goggles m8. I'll just say one thing. If they made an OS that works entirely based on dynamic augmented reality, that would be nice.
>> [_] Anon 2431356 I want a phone where the rear surface is covered entirely in a grid of cameras.
>> [_] Anon 2431358 I'm a CSM at Amazon and I've held one of these phones before. It's pretty cool. Ask me anything you like
>> [_] Anon 2431359 WTF is wrong with the world? >Hurr Durr I need a phone to do every little shit, because I am too stoopid! I hate Smartphones! They are one of the reasons that people are getting less intelligent over time... >Why should I remember that shit?! I can google every shit with my phone! >Where the fuck am I? Well, just ask my fucking phone! >You want to have a conversation with me?! Fuck that! Better check my fucking phone! >Allofmyrage.webm
>> [_] Anon 2431365 >># Have you tried looking at it with someone next to you?
>> [_] Anon 2431369 >># Yes, my boss was there as well since we were basically sent some device to tinker around with them before the launch. It's not like 3DS tech where anyone to your side can't see shit, the person who is not directly next to the phone can see the 3D effect, just from their perspective.
>> [_] Anon 2431371 >># >directly in front typo there
>> [_] Anon 2431375 >># I hardly ever touch my cell phone, but I don't see anything wrong with people "outsourcing their memory", so to speak, to their smart phones. Get with the times, gramps.
>> [_] Anon 2431380 shit is old as fuck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid- Uw
>> [_] Anon 2431381 It's nice and all, but is it innovative?
>> [_] Anon 2431384 >># Well, yeah, but now it's in your phone with the magic of firefly :^)
>> [_] Anon 2431386 >># >this tech It's nothing new A high-schooler could have made that acceleration detection thing and yelp review map.
>> [_] Anon 2431387 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQQEcfkH oE
>> [_] Anon 2431391 >># I have a smartphone myself, but I hardly use it... There are no games, no social media apps or any other shit, that I can do better with my PC on my phone. But most of my friends... Some of them are indead a couple of years younger than me, and they spend way too much time with their phones... I don't really care! Put put it away if you got company for fucks sake!
>> [_] Anon 2431395 >># I thought millennials already had their own etiquette for stuff like this.
>> [_] Anon 2431397 >># >># I guess times are changing, friends.
>> [_] Anon 2431404 I wouldn't pay extra for a feautre like this, but it sure looks nice. I remember back a few years ago some dude did the same on a hacked wii
>> [_] Sage01 2431414 >># I fucking hate normalfags and the shit commercials geared towards them.
>> [_] Anon 2431417 >># This is bait.
>> [_] YourKing 2431421 My my, this is great technology, we should distribute this software. But to make it better to find out if our customers support LGBT rights and freedom but at the same time aren't faggots themselves, lets make this have more cameras to eavesdrop, they don't look at our acceptable use policy, we can get away with it!
>> [_] Anon 2431422 >># I agree, normal people are the worst. How dare they!
>> [_] Anon 2431423 >># Indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2431431 >># They really are >lynch a pediatrician >just because it sounds like pedophile to them Fucking normiegays.
>> [_] Anon 2431432 >># Are you >>#? Do you shill for your company as a job or just as a hobby on your free time?
>> [_] Anon 2431434 >># Come on man. No one can be THAT stupid right?
>> [_] Anon 2431437 >># >WTF capitalized >exclamation points >filename.fileextension fuck off normalfag/underage
>> [_] Anon 2431440 >># I know exactly what you mean, my cousin, a dirty normalfag himself, lynched three pediatricians just last week. Too bad he's family so I can't tell him just HOW disgusting he really is
>> [_] Anon 2431441 >># Knowing that a CSM is would be nice, for starters.
>> [_] Anon 2431442 >># >normiegays >not fucking stupid http://www.salon.com/2000/09/26/vigilant e/
>> [_] Anon 2431443 >># I think a CSM is a Customer Service Manager.
>> [_] Anon 2431446 >># >this is what britbongs actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2431452 I know your pain, bros. My normalfag family shames me everyday for being a pedophile and makes me wear a used diaper as punishment for being unorthodox.
>> [_] Anon 2431463 This seems like a neat thing, but in the end it is just another stupid gimmick that gets boring after 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2431464 >># You think that's bad? My freaking normalfag mother always makes me eat her disgusting hand cooked food. Even though she knows I ONLY EAT FUCKING TOP RAMEN!!! I bet she tries to turn me into one of them. But NEVER..... NEEEEEVERRRRR Brb, gotta go eat dinner with my waifu. She gets impatient really easy. Don't tell her, but I'm thinking about a divorcu.
>> [_] Anon 2431503 >># Phones are the first step into the singularity Rely on phones to remember -> rely on hardware built into body to remember -> rely on internet to remember -> all memories are stored on internet we're outsourcing parts of the brain so eventually we can directly hook up to those superior parts to our fleshy inferior hardware