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>> [_] Anon 3347069 I don't think Pepperoni is as bad as Maddox says it is, but there's definitely a lot better toppings. If bacon or spicy sausage isn't available as a topping at your local pizza place anyway it's garbage.
>> [_] Anon 3347098 argumentative little fag

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>> [_] Anon 3150887 Maddox is such a badass :)
>> [_] Anon 3150918 >2016 >being this salty about people ordering plain pizza I bet he's the kind of fag who orders a pizza with so many toppings that you can't even lift the slice without the whole thing collapsing, ultimately defeating the purpose of pizza. Also, what kind of retard uses Domino's as some kind of quality metric for pizza? Might as well discuss the finer points of Little Caesar's.
>> [_] Anon 3150919 well shitposted my friend
>> [_] Anon 3150926 >># I hate when people overload their pizza with too much shit, it looks so unappetizing.
>> [_] Anon 3150944 What kind shitty country has a pepperoni so oily people have to dry them with a towel on the pizza? Next time try using some real pepperoni instead of just a tube of grease.
>> [_] Anon 3150950 >># He is right though. Most pepperoni slices I have ever had were kinda oily or more oily then the alternative slices they had. >># I mean sometimes I can enjoy a slice with lots of toppings if the slice is right. Ideally you want the toppings secured under melted cheese rather then being loose and ontop so they fall off while eating it (annoying). Also I like it kinda crispy/alittle chrunchy and have a thick/cooked enough base that the slice will stay basically stay straight even if you hold it up. That requires a pretty stable crust. I stopped in this random shitty looking rathole pizza joint yesturday (in a very expensive area though) and ordered from this guy who seemed to have some social issues. He never smiled and stared into my eyes. I was worried he hated me for some reason. Anyway I got home and fuck the pizza was amazing. I was surprised I kinda thought it was gonna be shitty but actually it was the shit.
>> [_] Anon 3150955 >># Must be the shitty quality of american pepperoni. None of the pepperoni pizzas I had were as oily as that guy showed on the video.
>> [_] Anon 3150956 >># Sounds like the Soup Nazi got a new job
>> [_] Anon 3150958 >># Perhaps though in fairness you can find plenty of great pizza in America and also tons of awful pizza. Pepperoni is not a high quality meat though and nitrates are unhealthy for you (you'll also find them in cheaper hotdog brands).
>> [_] Anon 3150962 >># You'll also find the nitrates in any kind of cured meat, including but not limited to ham, salami, mortadella; even in italian supermarkets. Its an additive to keep the stuff from going bad fast, but unfortunately if you eat that shit all the time chances are you can get stomach and/or bowel cancer.
>> [_] Anon 3150964 Most of the grease on top of pizza comes from the cheese. Not the pepperoni.
>> [_] Anon 3150965 Cuck.
>> [_] Anon 3150966 I've been googling a bit and apparently nitrates aren't really bad for you, (there's more nitrates in vegetables than cured meat for example) but if you cook them they turn into something that's bad for you. Or something like that. >># No way. The grease is always concentrated on the pepperoni slices.
>> [_] Anon 3150970 >># Yeah but Nitrates in vegetables are far less likely to become the bad thing especially when eaten uncooked as vegetables often are.
>> [_] Anon 3150973 You're goddamn right mate.
>> [_] Anon 3150974 >># >when eaten uncooked as vegetables often are. You don't steam your veggies?
>> [_] Anon 3150975 >># >acting as if pepperoni is some high quality meat it's shit no matter where it comes from
>> [_] Anon 3150977 well fuckit was eat a medium oven made pizza, may aswell finish it solo
>> [_] Anon 3150979 >># >You don't steam your veggies? I do sometimes but not always. I am pretty happy to eat broccoli, spinach and some other veggies raw.
>> [_] Anon 3150983 I always order plain cheese then douse it in olive oil before I eat it
>> [_] Anon 3151002 "Pepperoni is bad on your pizza but BBC is okay in your wife." -Maddox 2016

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>> [_] Anon 2514475 I like his shirt
>> [_] Anon 2514480 This guy is such a faggot and should have never shown his faced.
>> [_] Anon 2514485 a-am I on /ck/?
>> [_] Anon 2514500 >Pepperoni is for assholes >asshole I think this guy is trying to goad us into sending him free pepperoni pizza.
>> [_] Anon 2514504 huh...I Guess Im not ordering peperoni anymore O well, The More you know!
>> [_] Anon 2514505 >># are you retarded
>> [_] Anon 2514516 >># wonderful! thats EXACTLY the way to be, make sure you watch more opinionated videos and change yourself accordingly! remember, self worth is only obtained through stepping in line with whatever your told!
>> [_] Anon 2514519 How Dare I Agree with someone! MUST BE COMMUNISIM!
>> [_] Anon 2514520 "im so cool because i think that something literally no one has a problem with is stoopid, look how funny and sarcastic i am XD"
>> [_] Anon 2514522 >># Maddox preaching the truth once again.
>> [_] Anon 2514523 You must know everyone in the world to know that! you truly are the coolest anon Also great use of the word "Literally" Try looking it up and useing it correctly sometime :)
>> [_] Anon 2514524 >># If you honestly think that's why he made the video, or a thought even remotely similar to that crossed his mind, then you're mistaken. Check his interview with a local news station, it shows his personality more. Also way to make yourself look like an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2514527 >># the guy has a point eating pizza with crybabies sucks
>> [_] Anon 2514531 Maddox used to be funny but now he's just a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2514541 >># thats why i eat pizza alone
>> [_] Anon 2514542 Maddox used to be a faggot but now he's just a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2514544 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2514550 Well, I guess it's ham an pineapple now.
>> [_] Anon 2514555 >people don't like what I like
>> [_] Anon 2514556 >># >Eating something that causes cancer >My body doesn't like what I like
>> [_] Anon 2514559 >now I have no friends and I've never been happier 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2514560 >># >"im so cool because i think that something lite Are you sure you just don't have friends to eat pizza with instead?
>> [_] Anon 2514564 >># >causes cancer ban beaches
>> [_] Anon 2514566 faggot
>> [_] Anon 2514574 >># More people = Less pizza for you.
>> [_] Anon 2514578 >># pepperoni pizza is for faggots
>> [_] Anon 2514582 >Talks about italy telling people who want pepperoni to fuck off >doesn't know that pizza there is more often than not just cheese
>> [_] Anon 2514584 >># I think you mean oil and bread with a sprinkling of cheese.
>> [_] Anon 2514597 Person 1: >I'm not gonna do what a sarcastic internet video tells me >I'm gonna tell other people on the internet how disaffected I am from the video so I can properly cultivate a cool internet image >I am gonna tell everyone who agreed with the message in the video that they are an idiot so everyone knows that I don't take orders from sarcastic internet videos Person 2: >Man that video was pretty funny >I bet if I said and believed things similar to what that video portrayed I can be cool and interesting too >If I attack someone who doesn't like this video then everyone will know quickly that I am cool just like the video And thus we arrive at every comment section for a humorous video ever made
>> [_] Anon 2514604 another good one from maddox
>> [_] Anon 2514611 pepperonis awesome. is salami the same thing but bigger? cancer is worth salami man.
>> [_] Anon 2514613 >># Pepperoni is fucking awful and tastes like processed ass. Go fuck yourself for liking it.
>> [_] Anon 2514624 >># Didn't Penn and Teller rip this guy in a Bullshit! episode? Also, I love pepperoni Pizza, I personally don't like 5-6 different toppings, Just lots of pepperoni and stuffed crust, with a pint of milk to wash it down. I am a simple man
>> [_] Anon 2514627 >># >Can't avoid skin cancer at beach >What is sunscreen >Can't avoid cancer by eating pepperoni >Don't fucking eat it, dumb ass Your logic is flawed.

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>> [_] Anon 2447300 The edge on this one his autistically high.
>> [_] Anon 2447333 >># >edge no
>> [_] Anon 2447335 This guy seems like an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2447342 "Sodium nitrite is an industrial bleach" WHO GIVES A SHIT? EVER HEARD OF SODIUM CHLORIDE ASSHOLE?
>> [_] Anon 2447345 you guys are just butthurt because he is right
>> [_] Anon 2447349 >># He is right... I'm gonna go get rid of my friends.
>> [_] Anon 2447350 maddox doesn't translate to video well. also his schtick was old circa 2006.
>> [_] Anon 2447355 But I like extra onions.
>> [_] Anon 2447376 German here. No one orders plain salami pizza here. It's pure shit.
>> [_] Scarra !!vhUdXljB5vX 2447382 >># to do that you need friends to begin with
>> [_] Anon 2447395 >># Well you're not lying.
>> [_] Anon 2447404 >># Whiskey and chicken hearts probably wouldn't be too bad either.
>> [_] Anon 2447405 Maddox is an asshole, but he's right. Especially the part about going to a party and half the people bitch about there being no cheese pizza.
>> [_] Anon 2447426 >># America here. We value your opinions. A lot.
>> [_] Anon 2447431 Literally stop liking what i don't like. What a retarded faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2447435 >IIT a bunch of goddamn children don't know who Maddox is I hate this place so much.
>> [_] Anon 2447437 from where i'm from a normal pizza is cheese musshroms salami and sauuuuce

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>> [_] Anon 2440837 Maddox is love, Maddox is life <3
>> [_] Anon 2440843 Pepperoni is an American salami and a real thing. I don't give a fuck what you have to say about it. The grease is good. This guy is so hipster about pepperoni he deserves cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2440845 >># Don't take the bait.
>> [_] Anon 2440847 >># Has /v/ finally gotten bored with their video games and moved to foods now?
>> [_] Anon 2440853 >># dude, food is like... awesome! are you joking about food?
>> [_] LeeMCardholder !XIxc6BpKnU 2440854 who the fuck puts paper towels on their pizza, does he live in chicago or la or something? freaks
>> [_] Anon 2440865 >># Shut up, all the foods you like are bad. Here look at this food no one knows about. That's how you know it's good.
>> [_] Anon 2440868 >># wat i dont even understand the bait
>> [_] Anon 2440883 >># >What is /v/?
>> [_] Anon 2440886 >Let me tell you why this extremely common pizza topping that everyone likes is actually shitty Who is this asshole and why does he think anyone cares about his opinion?
>> [_] Anon 2440887 This bait is just waving at me, should I take a nibble..
>> [_] Anon 2440889 >># >># I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I HEAR THE WORD 'BAIT' ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BE EXTERMELY 'EDGY' AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY Happy Birthday America
>> [_] Anon 2440892 >># You're safe on /f/, no one can post the fish here.
>> [_] Anon 2440893 >># >who the fuck puts paper towels on their pizza You don't degrease your pizza before you eat it? Disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 2440898 >># Did you ever have school made pizza? That shit had pools in the middle of it. FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2440901 I don't even think we have just pepperoni pizza in my country. I've checked few sites and even all "american" pizzas has something else on the top of pepperoni. Also pepperoni is actually the least popular meat based toppings here and you're going to be called a fag by all of your friends if the pizza has less than 3 toppings (and yes, cheese doesn't count). Is it American tradition to take something good, destroy it and then say that this is how it should be?
>> [_] Anon 2440907 >># You tip it to the side, and watch as the cafeteria floor becomes a slip and slide.
>> [_] Anon 2440908 Salami pizza and all similar pizzas are fucking disgusting Each time I go to a store it's always this crap in tons there, and barely anything else. Luckily I make my own fucking pizza so I don't have to deal with this crap anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2440909 >># >Is it American tradition to take something good, destroy it and then say that this is how it should be? What are you talking about?
>> [_] Anon 2440915 "...I have no friends..." I can believe it.
>> [_] Anon 2440920 Maddox is such an annoying cunt. I wish violent death on him
>> [_] Anon 2440958 >># I hate agreeing with tripfags, >># but seriously what fucking degenerate pats down their pizza to get rid of the grease? And while it may of been semi-satirical, I wanna know where the fuck this guy is from; those 3d renditions of 'pizza' were less pizza than they were 'pie'. Seriously, you don't have crust that fucking thick unless you're in chicago and 3' of sauce isn't pizza it's tomato pie. TL;DR: Go to jew york for actual pizza or choke on my greasy neckbeard before you talk about what makes a pizza.
>> [_] Anon 2440979 his approach may not be the friendliest or the best one, but he does raise a valid point. "just cheese" as a topping is utterly retarded. if you really only want a cheese pizza you can just take a slice of any other pizza and remove the toppings. being vegetarian or vegan doesn't even justify it as there are plenty of options without any meat in them and if you are such a faggot that you'll eat neither meat nor anything green or mushrooms, then again, just push them to the side and eat pure cheese pizza. as for pepperoni, it's your choice, i just prefer regular sausage pizza, and if you take pepperoni for the spice you can just add spicy sauce to any other pizza. my main problem with pepperoni is that where i live it's more expensive than sausage pizza, so all in all it's not worth picking.
>> [_] Anon 2440999 >># >seriously what fucking degenerate pats down their pizza to get rid of the grease? Ulillillia, and he isn't a degenerate, you big nerd.
>> [_] Anon 2441012 >live in argentina >dont even know what pepperoni is americans eat nothing but shit, their meat tastes like garbage, their cheese is garbage, its not even Mozzarella, all their food is the same chemical GMO paste with different colors. HMMM, CANCER!
>> [_] Anon 2441014 you guys are all a bunch of pizza fags, go and commit pepperoni

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>> [_] Anon 2439014 Bu-bu-bu i like pepperoni.....
>> [_] Anon 2439021 >># >people who like pepperoni are assholes >you like pepperoni Do the math friend
>> [_] Anon 2439022 >># life hack LIFE HACK! YOUR LIFE GOT HACKED!!
>> [_] Anon 2439024 What a faggot >If you don't like what I don't like you're an asshole Sounds like /v/
>> [_] Anon 2439025 IM BROKE NIGGA IM BROKE!
>> [_] Anon 2439027 >># I was just going to make this comment.
>> [_] Anon 2439032 Hey... dude... I like extra onions. Calm your ass down. Also, can you request some feta cheese?
>> [_] Anon 2439045 >># >># So, you not only get the video or know who Maddox is but also type like reddit faggots. Fuck off retards.
>> [_] Anon 2439051 He looks like osama but shaved.
>> [_] Anon 2439053 >># >waaaah you have opinions that aren't like mine! Fuck you! Waaaaah! Go back to your milk and cookies son, you're demonstrating the very fucking point they just underlined. You're either incredibly stupid, or... no, actually, pretty much just stupid. I cant think of any reason that involves intelligence for somebody to behave as you just did.
>> [_] Anon 2439055 He's right about the cheese thing, the pepperoni thing? He's trying way too hard to diss a topping. I can understand wanting more toppings, different toppings, or something like that, but this dudes just losing his god damn mind
>> [_] Anon 2439056 Is this one of those guys who does troll videos?
>> [_] Anon 2439058 bacon pizza is god tier
>> [_] Anon 2439078 MADDOX YEEEAAAAHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2439079 http://maddox.xmission.com/
>> [_] Anon 2439082 just refreshed myself with the stuff he did years ago http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?u= page42 it's been so long
>> [_] Anon 2439093 >First thing they do is sop up the grease with paper towels. What kind of shitty pizza is he buying that you have to sop grease up with paper towels?
>> [_] Anon 2439095 Fuck you maddox I'll shit in your mom. I'll beat you up. You fucking pizza nerd. Get rumped. Seriously though, fuck shitteroni. Worse than hotdog tier. Get some real meat, like tandoori chicken or bacon. Or even hotdog! Cumberland Sausage delicious. Cheese only pizza is only good if you make it yourself. If you are going out for a pizza and you get cheese only, mckill yourself. Seriously, you can even DIY a pizza by smushing together some bread in to a flat base. Man pizza. Who the fuck makes pizza bases from actual ingredients? Get fucked, punch some bread together you pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2439099 >Extra Onions >Chicken Hearts >Whiskey hueuheuheuhe
>> [_] Anon 2439101 >># summer is here
>> [_] Anon 2439106 after 2004, I was hoping never to hear of this guy again. thanks /f/
>> [_] Anon 2439107 >Americans Fucking hell.
>> [_] Anon 2439117 >onions, chicken livers and whiskey on pizza I have to try this
>> [_] Anon 2439123 >># The liver might be a bit overpowering. Shredded liver sprinkled over it would probably work pretty well though.
>> [_] Anon 2439128 >># >eating an organ that produces a component of stomach acid
>> [_] Anon 2439132 >># I actually don't, never tried it. But I have heard it is a very strong taste and can overpower things easily. (and eating it too much can cause some health problems, especially vitamin A over-consumption) But it is pretty fucking nutritious. I might need to try it one day.
>> [_] Anon 2439133 >># >liver >producing acid Go back to school, retard.
>> [_] Anon 2439136 >open flash Oh, shit! That's Maddox! I haven't seen his shit in ages, he used to make me laugh in high school. >close Into the trash it goes.
>> [_] Anon 2439139 Be a man. Go into the pizza parlor and order a pizza with a chunk of every meat they have in the place, smother it in BBQ sauce, and put it in a box with Miku slapped on it. Then burn the box because miku is shittier. >># m8 b8 r8 g8 8/8
>> [_] Anon 2439145 So was/is this guy e-famous
>> [_] Anon 2439147 >># only the fake, super processed frozen pizzas pepperonis don't cause an oil spill over the cheese. Pepperoni is supposed to be greasy.
>> [_] Anon 2439148 citation needed
>> [_] Anon 2439159 >># We are now best friends Thank you anon
>> [_] Anon 2439161 >># Waste of Pizza, Waste of Life
>> [_] Anon 2439174 mmmm cancer captcha: topseen dumpy
>> [_] Anon 2439180 >># >Typing Like a True Redditor >>>/out/
>> [_] Anon 2439185 >># go back to reddit
>> [_] Anon 2439187 >># faggot doesnt like CP anyway ive always been saying, pizza is shit, toppings dont matter and thats it
>> [_] Anon 2439189 Lol I love how offended people are getting at this :)
>> [_] Anon 2439192 Maddox has not aged well.
>> [_] Anon 2439195 What people enjoy on their pizza is of so little consequence that it was not worth the time to watch this video, nor could it have possibly been worth the time to make it.
>> [_] _⛽_ 2439208 >># The dude knows his shit alright.
>> [_] Anon 2439212 >># He used to be. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ c.cgi?u=owned
>> [_] Anon 2439220 >># Who are you and why aren't you dead yet? Typing like that has existed since before the fucking internet existed.
>> [_] Anon 2439227 >># >replying this late to the party. Also, that typing method has always been akin to bait and faggotry. Therefor, reddit. You must be a redditor too to be so agro against my opinion, Not to mention the paradox of asking an anonymous user who he is...
>> [_] Anon 2439235 >># No it hasn't. Stop typing. Smash head through wall ???? Just die. Also fuck you anonycunt. This site was founded on names and trips and one day I hope moot regrows some braincells and brings back those days. They were the best days. Fuck Menchi. Fucking 2chink cunt that he is.
>> [_] Anon 2439237 >># >This site was founded on names and trips... That was literally golden. But seriously, the bait was obvious at "Who are you"
>> [_] Anon 2439238 >># Well that is funny, I've been on Reddit literally never. The fact that you know what they type like means you must go on the site more than I do, which means even once. You literal scum.
>> [_] Anon 2439241 >># Get the fuck off of this board. faggot.