File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] The Beef Stroganoff Song Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)11:53:35 No.2919256
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)11:57:07 No.2919259
>>2919256
this is a horrible over simplification of what is a fairly complicated dish
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:12:22 No.2919268
>No butter
>No paprika
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:15:48 No.2919272
>>2919259
My thoughts exactly. This isn't how you do this at all. I'm 99% sure they used bacon instead of
beef. WTF ARE THEY DOING TO THIS DELICATE DISH.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:16:30 No.2919274
Beef Strokin'off sucks anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:19:46 No.2919276
/ck/ would have a stroke if they saw this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:21:25 No.2919278
I ordered it at a fancy restaurant expecting something marvelous and it just felt like normal beef
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:32:44 No.2919284
>japan
>incharge of cooking
There's a reason why they eat so much raw shit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:33:26 No.2919285
>>2919256
Fucking include the source if you're the OP of this flash
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:36:34 No.2919287
>>2919285
If you can manage to stumble out of your state of retard tunnel vision for just a moment, you'll
find the source in the lower right of the flash in the first fucking second.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:40:45 No.2919288
>12 syllables just for "boys don't know this"
Japanese is a silly language.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:51:07 No.2919292
>>2919287
nigga i cant read tojo language
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)12:53:18 No.2919293
>>2919287
who the fuck can read moon runes
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:00:06 No.2919296
SOURCE NOOOOW
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:02:28 No.2919298
>boys don't know this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:05:55 No.2919301
>>2919256
No soy, they do not fry the vegetables first... no chili. 0/10 would beat up wife if given.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:06:09 No.2919302
They can stroganoff my beef, if you get what I'm saying.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:06:37 No.2919303
>>2919296
Autism
Its Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:21:26 No.2919307
>>2919293
>being on 4chan
>not being able to read japanese
literally cancer
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:21:38 No.2919308
>>2919292
>>2919293
It says fucking Symphogear GX in English, tongue biters. Fucks sake.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:23:43 No.2919309
What the hell are you guys talking about?
>>2919268
>butter
>paprika
>>2919301
>soy
>chili
This is simple, and they are doing it wrong.
>Fry shreded beef, high temp in oil, until colored
>Add finely chopped onion and garlic, fry
>Add sliced mushroom, fry
>Add white wine, until boiling
>Add veal stock, dijon mustard, tomato paste
>Salt and pepper
>Add creme fraiche and parsley
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:39:47 No.2919318
as if some shitty japanime rendition of making beef stroganoff gets this many comments. fuckin /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:40:46 No.2919320
>>2919318
>boys don't know this
bunch of dudes arguing in the comments
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:44:27 No.2919322
>>2919318
/f/ is a Japanese Culture board, you pantload. This shit should be obvious
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)13:45:25 No.2919323
oh let them pretend they know what theyre doing, theyre just weeb women
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:04:29 No.2919329
i had fuckin stroganoff two nights ago and it looks like someone took a skirt steak and someone
just came all over it. tastes pretty good though.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:08:10 No.2919334
/ck/, i'm surprised you're into /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:31:28 No.2919350
>>2919276
You're god damn right I'm pissed off.
Not only are their knife skills dangerous to the point of making me flinch, but this is not beef
stroganoff. Holy fuck Japan, get your shit together; this is why I can never watch anime that
involves cooking as a plot point.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:34:51 No.2919352
>>2919350
>Symphongear GX
>Cooking show
please god help this anon
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:37:11 No.2919356
>>2919352
>Implying I even bothered to care what it's from.
I said "plot point", but I guess it would have been more accurate to say something like "ever
focuses on cooking". Most animators can only afford to eat shit from convenience stores and don't
even bother looking up videos on how to make a dish before they start drawing it based off their
poor understanding of how the dish is constructed.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:46:20 No.2919369
>>2919284
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:47:14 No.2919370
>boys don't know this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:54:18 No.2919379
>>2919370
>kek
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)14:59:22 No.2919386
/f/ - Beef Stroganoff
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:02:18 No.2919389
>>2919322
xiao mei mei confuses most people about what the hell this board even is most days
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:28:39 No.2919400
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS BEEF STROGANOFF IS TEARING US APART???
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:28:51 No.2919401
>>2919389
A giant circle jerk of the same 10 memes, porn, music and shitty youtube rips
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:38:16 No.2919404
>>2919401
Exactly, goddammit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:47:19 No.2919409
>>2919268
>>2919301
>>2919309
> no egg noodles
> Shit nigger, what kind of shitty sauce are you making and eating on it's own?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:48:24 No.2919411
Okay cunts. Want to make a poor mans Stroganoff? What you need:
Ground beef (it's a poormans guide)
Egg Noodles (use rice if you want as well as the 20lbs rice bags can get you the same price as 1
bag of egg noodles.)
Red Cap Milk
Stroganoff Gravy packs (If you prefer to use gravy made from scratch, go right ahead, it'll add
more flavor.)
1 Onion (dice it)
All this should only cost around 9$ and can feed you for 2-3 days if you're not a fucking fatty.
It's a heavy meal.
Get that water boiling for the egg noodles. While you do that, dice the onion, throw it in a
skillet, put some oil in there and sweat them, while they sweat, season the beef with pepper,
salt, garlic powder, and anything thing else. Feel free to season the beef how you want, this is
what I use cause it taste fine. Make them into meatballs, throw them in the skillet with the
onions to let them cook. This should be your que to throw the egg noodles in the boiling water to
get them cooking now.
Oncethemeatballsaredone,pluckthemoutoftheskilletfornow.Letthemrestandfinishcookingof
ftheskillet.Now,whenyoulookintotheskilletwhatdoyousee?Someshitthatwillbethebaseforyo
urgravy.Grabthemilk,turntheheattoashotasitcangoforthisfirstpart.Poorthemilkintheskil
letSLOWLYyoufucks.Anyonecansuckadick,butit'shardtomakesomedecentgravy.Afteryoufillit
withsomemilk,useoneofthepacketsyougot.Stirthatshit.Addmoremilkslowlyandgraduallylowe
rtheheat,thishelpsthegravythickenlikeyourdickwhenyou'reaboutreadytoeatsomestroganoff
.Iusuallyusearound1/2-1/4ofthemilkwhendoingthis,DONOTUSETOOMUCHotherwisethegravywill
thinoutandyou'llhavetoactuallymakesomerouxtoaddtoit,andthisiswhyyouaddthemilkslowly.
Throwinthesecondpacketafterawhileandrepeattillthegravythickens.Putthemeatballsinandl
etitsimmer.Drainnoodlesandthereyougo,
congrats, you did it Shinji.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:50:03 No.2919413
>>2919401
Have you seen /f/ in a bag? We have at least 15 memes
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:51:03 No.2919414
>>2919309
good, but you're missing an emulsifier. if you want the sauce to come out more like gravy, you
need to emulsify it. also the tomato paste needs to be wrangled under control else it will taste
like a curry. some people think "tomato paste" means "a whole fucking can of tomato paste".
so to emulsify, it's useful to flour the meat before frying, because if you do, you don't have to
introduce roux, which would add more flavours, which complicates a dish that's supposed to be
simple.
to be clear, you can also not use flour. this will make it come out closer to a soup than a
gravy. neither's wrong, but imo the gravy recipe has better mouth feel. but the soupy version
tastes just as good.
>>2919352
>he criticizes people for not being huge anime nerds
literally nobody cares what animes you're familiar with
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:51:20 No.2919416
>>2919411
Ran out of room, but you want to CONSTANTLY stir that gravy until it thickens. Then repeat until
you've added both packs and it's thick enough.. Whisking it can work, I use a spoon sometimes as
well. Stir that shit till your arms hurts just like the first time you discovered masturbation.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:55:49 No.2919418
>mfw thread full of boys who don't know what they're talking about
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:56:00 No.2919419
>>2919413
I don't think that xiao mei mei is in that though
It's missing another meme too I think.
What's in the most recent one?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:56:00 No.2919420
These animu girls discovered a few easy steps to making beef stroganoff: /ck/ hates them!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:57:59 No.2919423
ストロガノッフ
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:58:43 No.2919424
>>2919420
The thing is, in an average Japanese home, this recipe works. Japanese beef is different from
Europe's and America's. Their veggies have a sweeter taste too. I wouldn't call it beef
stroganoff though. It works for over there.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)15:59:02 No.2919425
>>2919423
Sutoroganoffu
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:02:05 No.2919427
>>2919424
This recipe is looks like spaghetti sauce and milk
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:02:33 No.2919428
>>2919414
>literally nobody cares what animes you're familiar with
Normal fags need to leave please
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:02:51 No.2919429
>>2919427
Japan can't into gravy. They have no clue what the fuck it is. All they can make is sauce.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:10:09 No.2919432
>>2919428
> Normal fags need to leave please
> Normal fags
> not normalfags
Gaiafags need to leave please
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:12:31 No.2919433
>>2919429
So if I made a chicken, and used the leftover chicken water with flour and various things to make
gravy, japan would think i'm eating liquid shit or something?
>> [_] 3 10/04/15(Sun)16:12:32 No.2919434
>>2919288
Am learning Japanese, can confirm. They're fucking idiots.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:13:57 No.2919437
>>2919434
>le rosetta stone?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/15(Sun)16:18:40 No.2919443
>>2919433
>water
>gravy
pick one
