File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)00:59:57 No.2952927
I worked with one of these amazing machines, back before Rockwell introduced the Electro
Encabulator in February 1979. The Electro model was known for the bifurcated leaf springs which
reduced onomatopoeic vibration by an order of magnitude. Eventually, we went fully digital, and
such operations are now controlled by mechanical arms wielding fungible morphing tips, driven by
anamorphic software. As for the Retro Encabulator, those old monsters now sit, unused, in cheap
warehouses, and no one will take them off your hands even for free. But give them another 50
years, and they will start turning up in museums, if there are any left by then.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:06:47 No.2952936
not sure if technobabble skill is so advanced as to actually sound real, or if really is talking
about a thing that does exist
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:07:00 No.2952937
my cat's breath smells like cat food
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:09:45 No.2952939
>>2952936
there are no better bullshitters on the face of this earth than engineers anon
that was grade A engineer gibberish
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:12:02 No.2952943
It's a simple head code, anyone can catch it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:16:30 No.2952947
>>2952927
>fungible morphing tips
Enjoy your rotational velocidensity buildup.
I thought everybody had switched to self-correcting polarized end-nodes by now. It's 2015, for
christ's sake.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:28:57 No.2952953
>>2952939
This, i only realized it was bullshit when he said logarithmic casing, and if i know math, those
two terms dont mix
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:30:15 No.2952954
>>2952936
I give you a challenge.
Which one is real?
In the past several years, I have tested systems that assisted with artificial superintelligence
supervision and parallel nibble operations, along with coaxial brushless asynchronous AC motor
control and voltage inversion circuits.
For the foreseeable future, I will be working with ISA and the Planetary Society to perfect
current low-Earth-orbit and return crew vehicles, as well as develop single stage to orbit hybrid
engines to be used with the UK Space Agency's latest spaceplane project.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:31:25 No.2952955
>>2952953
I realized it in the first sentence. Get good, scrub.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)02:07:37 No.2952990
>>2952954
LEO and SSTOs aren't beyond the mind of the common man. Although you must surely be joking when
you say "UK Space Agency"
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)02:08:10 No.2952991
>>2952990
You would be surprised.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)02:15:55 No.2952997
The turboencabulator is an old engineering joke:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)03:45:34 No.2953061
>>2952927
Of all the flashes I've seen today I laughed at this one by far the most.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)03:58:17 No.2953065
We dinglearms and miffletrenions now.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)04:14:22 No.2953073
Side-fumbling was effectively prevented.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)05:56:10 No.2953104
It took me way too long to realize this wasn't a real thing
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)06:14:54 No.2953110
Yeah, right. Retro Encabulator. I have invented Embasidadors as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)06:23:02 No.2953113
>>2952927
>springs
>onomatopoeic vibration
Shit, we have springs that go "BOING" now?
Now, okay, honestly, what's a spring that replicates(or is replicated in) the cartoony boing
sounds? Do any exist?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)06:42:21 No.2953121
This is pure gold
