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[_] Let's talk love, /f/ Officer 11/23/15(Mon)02:17:37 No.

  So, /f/, anyone here ever gone 3D? Tell your stories.
  I've had no love interests though am interested in a love interest and would be open to having
  one. How do your relations begin?
  There's got to have been at least a few people here, right? Anyone?

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>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)02:42:16 No.

  Does OP really wanna talk about this? because anon does.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)02:43:51 No.

  I had a super cute girlfriend about 5 years ago. We never did anything because we were both
  unpleasantly religious. I thought everything would work out but I didn't have a solid career and
  I was stressed out every time I saw her so our relationship fell apart. I didn't plan out the
  relationship and work for anything I just wondered why our lives didn't fall into place. She
  eventually told me she wanted to be just friends and I couldn't disagree with her.

  Now I've left the church she's still a part of so there's another wall between us. We live a few
  hundred miles apart, so we never see each other during the course of the day. I messaged her on
  Facebook, we're still friends, but she never replied. Now that I have a job and I'm a little less
  anxious we could have a relationship. She doesn't have a boyfriend we're both weird loner people.

  Pretty embarrassing, but I don't care at all. I'm a 35 year old virgin now, and I'm fairly
  satisfied but I'd like a companion and sex. I want to talk with her to see how she's doing, then
  probably separate again but with better emotions. The religion is probably a big enough block
  that we can't get together, she's very serious about it.(And I was.)

  I'm not (usually) afraid of dying alone anymore. I think I will be able to find a girlfriend/wife
  soon once I cut things off with her. It's weird that I've been focused on her for so long without
  seeing her... maybe I'm deluding myself, but I'm not worried. I think I've learned that girls are
  people just like me and I think I could have a mutually beneficial relationship with a girl, I'm
  not embarrassed to meet new women.

  Well, that's my 3D story. I'm hella tired so good night soon, /f/.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)02:47:24 No.

  >>2958258
  Guess it's just normal now, but 35 is pretty extreme. Hope (you) can figure out a healthy sense
  of relationship with such a huge disparity!

  also care to specify what religion?

  cause if its scientology fuck off the edge of my dick

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:05:14 No.

  Anybody know the flash with this song but it has a compilation of different horror movies?

>> [_] Officer 11/23/15(Mon)03:12:51 No.

  >>2958258
  Shame of the restriction and what you could've done without them, though, at the same time, she
  may not have had an interest in one.
  Seems to have been an enjoyable experience at the time regardless, though.

  I was, for some time a number of years ago, in love with some girl, though my friend was too and
  she was with him. It hurt. Now, I just don't care about her and our social ties. Surprisingly,
  nothing beyond the occasional flirtatious comment originated between them.
  Now, for some reason, I'm just not interested in her at all, neither with anyone else I know.
  I, at one stage, was hooked up with someone, though I didn't want it for some reason and quickly
  dumped her the next morning. Confronting it now, I'm not sure why. She's cute in ways and
  interesting, though I never had any interest in her.

  I'm also concerned about a potential lack of communication with friends if I decide to hook up.
  It's a trend I've noticed, for friends to spend significantly less time with one another and
  almost solely devoted to their loved one, and that I really don't want to happen.
  Furthermore, all these relationships seem short term and disposable, excuse that one couple
  who'll probably end up with marriage, and that really toughens the search for an interest who'll
  last a fair while if I desire it so.

  Also, anyone here fairly tall? >190cm? I fall under there.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:21:19 No.

  >>2958280
  I'm 193cm.

  Let's talk love. I've got a thing for a coworker but I think it's a horrible idea to ask her out.
  I'm 30 and she just turned 18. I believe there's probably something between us, but the age
  disparity means that it probably won't work out in the end.

  What do you think, /f/riends?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:23:31 No.

  Loved a girl once, she drew me away from 2D
  Ultimately I wasn't good enough for her or anyone
  Now I'm waiting for my money to run out and my last friends to betray me before ending it
  Stick to 2D, kids, there's a certain purity to it that can't be duplicated

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:27:05 No.

  >>2958290
  Easy there, anon. Don't let one bitch ruin your stride. Believe you are the fucking alpha manimal
  that dwells deep inside of you and you will become that manimal.

  Remember, bitches ain't shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:27:31 No.

  >>2958287
  Go for it, to be simple.

  A relationship with someone significantly younger than you (not that young you perv) is usually
  some kind of miracle; it's much easier to appreciate "youth" once you're removed from it, and it
  would be pretty silly to pass up the chance to do so for no raisins.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:29:10 No.

  >>2958290
  even better, do it before anon's last friend betrays them. so you can die under the illusion that
  someone will care when you go.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:32:47 No.

  >>2958292
  She wasn't a bitch though. I am just not fit to be cared about. Besides I don't care about
  dominating others for the rest of my life, that mentality is taxing
  >>2958295
  I don't want to hurt anyone that doesn't deserve it

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:33:04 No.

  >>2958293
  The funny thing is, she looks like she's 13 so that's kind of awkward. I am also much, much
  larger than her so I'm afraid I come off as creepy.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)03:52:03 No.

  >>2958297
  NO THAT MAKES IT EXTRA GOOD FAMILY. You basically HAVE to fuck her now. Else you've failed
  everyone.

>> [_] Officer 11/23/15(Mon)05:03:06 No.

  >>2958297
  >>2958287
  Just got to take it slowly, then you'll be living the dream if you progress to where you want to
  be!
  Put her in the oven and keep it going for a bit until it seems all good. What's of interest,
  anyway?

  >>2958290
  I really hope that your words of purity are false. What's keeping you going right now, anon?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:16:37 No.

  Lolled at it cus guy watches movie wth one wifey and gets to bed with another.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:21:47 No.

  >>2958339
  She and I have a lot of shared interested. For one, we both love the vidya, though she's a WoWfag
  and I'm not into MMOs. Plus she seems intelligent (graduated with honors) and, unlike my female
  peers, doesn't have 4 kids from 3 baby daddies. I didn't intend to fall for her, but I did. I
  figure, fuck it, if the dating pool of my peers is so polluted, I should swim elsewhere.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:28:28 No.

  What is love?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:32:44 No.

  >>2958350
  Baby don't hurt me.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:34:39 No.

  3D is PD tho...

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:40:22 No.

  >tfw this thread is one anon creating stories and then replying to his own stories while weeping
  softly with his flaccid dick stuck in an onahole

>> [_] Officer 11/23/15(Mon)05:50:50 No.

  >>2958349
  >18
  >Graduated with honors
  Something seems to overlap here. Care to clarify, anon?

  >>2958356
  Don't have an onahole.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:51:51 No.

  I thought I was dating someone for a year before I learned she had a boyfriend who lived on the
  other side of the fucking world.

  She hasn't even physically seen him in two years, and they somehow manage a long distance
  relationship. What's worse is that after I learned this, she basically stopped talking to me
  completely, and I learned that any friends I thought were mine, were actually just hers.

  I guess technically, I was "keking" her boyfriend, as a b/tard/ or /pol/ack would say, but still
  having her randomly say to me one day IN BED that she's had a long distance relationship with
  some norwegian faggot for 4 years, hasn't actually seen him in 2 years, and says she can't see me
  ever again fucked me over. I haven't dated since then, and I don't even have any friends anymore.

  I miss my 3D waifu.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)05:56:25 No.

  >>2958352
  Don't hurt me,no more

>> [_] Officer 11/23/15(Mon)06:02:30 No.

  >>2958361
  Your 3D waifu a shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)06:04:01 No.

  >>2958358
  High school with a 3.75+ GPA

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)06:26:51 No.

  >>2958366
  A highschool honors is a "you're not retarded" award. Just saying.

  College with honors in a stem field would be more impressive

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)06:38:09 No.

  >>2958258
  Whats your favourite wizrd spell?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)06:40:14 No.

  >>2958379
  Summon familiar succubus(male)

>> [_] Officer 11/23/15(Mon)07:01:10 No.

  Australian here so I have little idea of your education system other than your finals are easier
  and shorter, and that your states are still struggling with the theory of evolution.
  Night, /f/. Thanks for everything.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)07:03:58 No.

  >>2958390
  Godspeed, friend

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)07:56:44 No.

  >>2958233

  What, an actual thread on /f/?

  Now i have seen it all.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)08:07:42 No.

  >For you and you-are waifu

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)08:50:08 No.

  A different Aussie here contributing a bit. Never loved but I've had sex at 21 which an 8/10
  40-something year old single mum who later became a sex friend of a sort. Sex was underwhelming
  and I think pretty much nothing of the experience so assuming it was normal you really aren't
  missing out on much. Your faithful hand is probably more pleasurable, unless sex is more
  satisfying on the kinkier side of things.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/23/15(Mon)09:02:03 No.

  >>2958410
  >hi I'm new