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[_] Let's talk love, /f/ Officer 2958233 So, /f/, anyone here ever gone 3D? Tell your stories. I've had no love interests though am interested in a love interest and would be open to having one. How do your relations begin? There's got to have been at least a few people here, right? Anyone? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2958256 Does OP really wanna talk about this? because anon does.
>> [_] Anon 2958258 I had a super cute girlfriend about 5 years ago. We never did anything because we were both unpleasantly religious. I thought everything would work out but I didn't have a solid career and I was stressed out every time I saw her so our relationship fell apart. I didn't plan out the relationship and work for anything I just wondered why our lives didn't fall into place. She eventually told me she wanted to be just friends and I couldn't disagree with her. Now I've left the church she's still a part of so there's another wall between us. We live a few hundred miles apart, so we never see each other during the course of the day. I messaged her on Facebook, we're still friends, but she never replied. Now that I have a job and I'm a little less anxious we could have a relationship. She doesn't have a boyfriend we're both weird loner people. Pretty embarrassing, but I don't care at all. I'm a 35 year old virgin now, and I'm fairly satisfied but I'd like a companion and sex. I want to talk with her to see how she's doing, then probably separate again but with better emotions. The religion is probably a big enough block that we can't get together, she's very serious about it.(And I was.) I'm not (usually) afraid of dying alone anymore. I think I will be able to find a girlfriend/wife soon once I cut things off with her. It's weird that I've been focused on her for so long without seeing her... maybe I'm deluding myself, but I'm not worried. I think I've learned that girls are people just like me and I think I could have a mutually beneficial relationship with a girl, I'm not embarrassed to meet new women. Well, that's my 3D story. I'm hella tired so good night soon, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2958265 >># Guess it's just normal now, but 35 is pretty extreme. Hope (you) can figure out a healthy sense of relationship with such a huge disparity! also care to specify what religion? cause if its scientology fuck off the edge of my dick
>> [_] Anon 2958274 Anybody know the flash with this song but it has a compilation of different horror movies?
>> [_] Officer 2958280 >># Shame of the restriction and what you could've done without them, though, at the same time, she may not have had an interest in one. Seems to have been an enjoyable experience at the time regardless, though. I was, for some time a number of years ago, in love with some girl, though my friend was too and she was with him. It hurt. Now, I just don't care about her and our social ties. Surprisingly, nothing beyond the occasional flirtatious comment originated between them. Now, for some reason, I'm just not interested in her at all, neither with anyone else I know. I, at one stage, was hooked up with someone, though I didn't want it for some reason and quickly dumped her the next morning. Confronting it now, I'm not sure why. She's cute in ways and interesting, though I never had any interest in her. I'm also concerned about a potential lack of communication with friends if I decide to hook up. It's a trend I've noticed, for friends to spend significantly less time with one another and almost solely devoted to their loved one, and that I really don't want to happen. Furthermore, all these relationships seem short term and disposable, excuse that one couple who'll probably end up with marriage, and that really toughens the search for an interest who'll last a fair while if I desire it so. Also, anyone here fairly tall? >190cm? I fall under there.
>> [_] Anon 2958287 >># I'm 193cm. Let's talk love. I've got a thing for a coworker but I think it's a horrible idea to ask her out. I'm 30 and she just turned 18. I believe there's probably something between us, but the age disparity means that it probably won't work out in the end. What do you think, /f/riends?
>> [_] Anon 2958290 Loved a girl once, she drew me away from 2D Ultimately I wasn't good enough for her or anyone Now I'm waiting for my money to run out and my last friends to betray me before ending it Stick to 2D, kids, there's a certain purity to it that can't be duplicated
>> [_] Anon 2958292 >># Easy there, anon. Don't let one bitch ruin your stride. Believe you are the fucking alpha manimal that dwells deep inside of you and you will become that manimal. Remember, bitches ain't shit.
>> [_] Anon 2958293 >># Go for it, to be simple. A relationship with someone significantly younger than you (not that young you perv) is usually some kind of miracle; it's much easier to appreciate "youth" once you're removed from it, and it would be pretty silly to pass up the chance to do so for no raisins.
>> [_] Anon 2958295 >># even better, do it before anon's last friend betrays them. so you can die under the illusion that someone will care when you go.
>> [_] Anon 2958296 >># She wasn't a bitch though. I am just not fit to be cared about. Besides I don't care about dominating others for the rest of my life, that mentality is taxing >># I don't want to hurt anyone that doesn't deserve it
>> [_] Anon 2958297 >># The funny thing is, she looks like she's 13 so that's kind of awkward. I am also much, much larger than her so I'm afraid I come off as creepy.
>> [_] Anon 2958305 >># NO THAT MAKES IT EXTRA GOOD FAMILY. You basically HAVE to fuck her now. Else you've failed everyone.
>> [_] Officer 2958339 >># >># Just got to take it slowly, then you'll be living the dream if you progress to where you want to be! Put her in the oven and keep it going for a bit until it seems all good. What's of interest, anyway? >># I really hope that your words of purity are false. What's keeping you going right now, anon?
>> [_] Anon 2958347 Lolled at it cus guy watches movie wth one wifey and gets to bed with another.
>> [_] Anon 2958349 >># She and I have a lot of shared interested. For one, we both love the vidya, though she's a WoWfag and I'm not into MMOs. Plus she seems intelligent (graduated with honors) and, unlike my female peers, doesn't have 4 kids from 3 baby daddies. I didn't intend to fall for her, but I did. I figure, fuck it, if the dating pool of my peers is so polluted, I should swim elsewhere.
>> [_] Anon 2958350 What is love?
>> [_] Anon 2958352 >># Baby don't hurt me.
>> [_] Anon 2958353 3D is PD tho...
>> [_] Anon 2958356 >tfw this thread is one anon creating stories and then replying to his own stories while weeping softly with his flaccid dick stuck in an onahole
>> [_] Officer 2958358 >># >18 >Graduated with honors Something seems to overlap here. Care to clarify, anon? >># Don't have an onahole.
>> [_] Anon 2958361 I thought I was dating someone for a year before I learned she had a boyfriend who lived on the other side of the fucking world. She hasn't even physically seen him in two years, and they somehow manage a long distance relationship. What's worse is that after I learned this, she basically stopped talking to me completely, and I learned that any friends I thought were mine, were actually just hers. I guess technically, I was "keking" her boyfriend, as a b/tard/ or /pol/ack would say, but still having her randomly say to me one day IN BED that she's had a long distance relationship with some norwegian faggot for 4 years, hasn't actually seen him in 2 years, and says she can't see me ever again fucked me over. I haven't dated since then, and I don't even have any friends anymore. I miss my 3D waifu.
>> [_] Anon 2958363 >># Don't hurt me,no more
>> [_] Officer 2958365 >># Your 3D waifu a shit.
>> [_] Anon 2958366 >># High school with a 3.75+ GPA
>> [_] Anon 2958378 >># A highschool honors is a "you're not retarded" award. Just saying. College with honors in a stem field would be more impressive
>> [_] Anon 2958379 >># Whats your favourite wizrd spell?
>> [_] Anon 2958380 >># Summon familiar succubus(male)
>> [_] Officer 2958390 Australian here so I have little idea of your education system other than your finals are easier and shorter, and that your states are still struggling with the theory of evolution. Night, /f/. Thanks for everything.
>> [_] Anon 2958393 >># Godspeed, friend
>> [_] Anon 2958407 >># What, an actual thread on /f/? Now i have seen it all.
>> [_] Anon 2958410 >For you and you-are waifu
>> [_] Anon 2958421 A different Aussie here contributing a bit. Never loved but I've had sex at 21 which an 8/10 40-something year old single mum who later became a sex friend of a sort. Sex was underwhelming and I think pretty much nothing of the experience so assuming it was normal you really aren't missing out on much. Your faithful hand is probably more pleasurable, unless sex is more satisfying on the kinkier side of things.
>> [_] Anon 2958427 >># >hi I'm new

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[_] Happy Valentine's Day Anon 2688556 <3 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2688620 > you're Fucking triggered
>> [_] Anon 2688659 Now only autistic, but also illiterate. Dangerous combo.
>> [_] Anon 2688671 I'll admit, i giggled a little.