File: xiao mei mei slow.swf-(6.35 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] you know you wanted it Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)01:45:07 No.2906794
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)01:49:10 No.2906799
this is exactly what i wanted thanks
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)01:49:21 No.2906800
Remember when this was a thing?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:01:29 No.2906806
Xiaowave
I can dig it.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:08:45 No.2906812
>>2906794
I didn't know I wanted it until you showed me it, but yeah, you're right.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:22:50 No.2906818
This version feels like it should be the original song. Except for the voices.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:25:35 No.2906819
>>2906800
800 get
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:28:07 No.2906823
>>2906800
what do you mean? It's still a meme and has been posted regularly for quite a while.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:28:50 No.2906824
>>2906823
>trapped in time
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:30:15 No.2906827
>>2906824
Its /f/. We're about as stagnant as /vp/ between pokemon releases.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:33:26 No.2906830
>>2906824
ah I get it. You mean it's been a while since anything new has been made for it, no?
>>2906827
it's because to make a flash you have to download adobe flash or some freeware stuff and it's
simply much more complicated than if any user were to make image based content.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:44:08 No.2906838
>>2906830
you're right, but the interactive part of flashes is what makes /f/ interesting. Is there a
decent replacement for that?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:47:36 No.2906845
>>2906818
The grunting leads me to believe otherwise.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:48:59 No.2906846
you know at first you think this is stupid because who the fuck would want this but as you listen
you can't help but hold back a laugh cause it's pretty funny
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:51:05 No.2906848
>>2906830
not at all. that utility SWFchan hands out lets you turn any movie into a flash.
so, so long as you have a basic video editor (one comes with nearly every OS nowadays) you can
make flashes.
they're not interactive, and probably meme-ridden, but its still new content.
The problem is laziness.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)02:53:26 No.2906851
>>2906848
swfs are shit at doing videos tho.
check out >>2906745 against >>2906833
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:01:17 No.2906861
>>2906848
And while this guy >>2906838 is right for the most part, it is interactivity that gives flash its
special place in the world, like 70 percent of our content isn't interactive anymore.
Them that are are either scrolling through scenes (which could just be made a video, really), or
are games, the one truly interactable thing on /f/.
>>2906851
this was made with the SWFchan utility. you can tell because it has the white loading circle.
>>2906770
Seems like fine quality to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:01:35 No.2906862
>>2906848
>OR some freeware stuff and it's simply much more complicated than if any user were to make image
based content.
read much?
>>2906838
but yes you can get freeware to convert video to swf, to compile actionscript (flashdevelop) or
to even take care of the vector animation part that makes flash amazing at file size (Synfig).
However well these programs do their job independently doesn't change the fact that they cannot
create a flash that blends all of those qualities together; Can you make a clickable button in
Synfig? Probably not, and you might be able to open up the swf in flashdevelop but adding it
there would be a mess and far less complicated than in Adobe Flash.
I would say that the best is to just get flash for the $60 if you are serious about dank memes,
but since Adobe became greedy they made it subscription. Just pirate Flash if you have the means
to.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:02:56 No.2906864
>That female voice
Oh my thats silly.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:03:34 No.2906866
>>2906862
Okay, but you don't need to know flash at all to make something with the SWFchan thing. You just
pop a video in and it pops out your flash.
Its hardly a freeware adobe flash expy.
And how is that more difficult than mspaint?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:07:27 No.2906869
Is there a perfect loop of this yet? I could make one but someone must have already done it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:10:51 No.2906871
>>2906866
right but you can't make something interactive.
And it is mspaint, the lowest kind of quality; as >>2906861 said it is most of the swfs posted
because they are easy to make and the only real type of swfs that they can for free.
Won't it be great once more anons can make complicated things like interactive menus for shit
quality videos?
goodnight, I'll check swfchan for this thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:14:00 No.2906872
>>2906871
>Won't it be great once more anons can make complicated things like interactive menus for shit
quality videos?
if only :'(
flash is being abandoned like the problem child of the internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:17:39 No.2906873
I took this into ableton and slowed it down to 75 bpm without fucking with the vocals. I also put
an eq on it that brought up the low end and took out some of the high and mid so it wasn't quite
so ear piercing. It's also in stereo now. :-)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NPNgrkkLWv
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:22:09 No.2906877
>>2906871
you do realize both people you were linking were me, right?
And nah, this board will become /html5/ before we get people that know how to make things again.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:28:35 No.2906879
>>2906872
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/aug/24/adobe-flash-dying-amazon-google-chrome
http://www.zdnet.com/article/flash-is-dying-here-is-how-to-kill-it/
http://www.itproportal.com/2015/02/02/four-reasons-adobe-flash-dying-slow-death/
http://isflashdeadyet.com/
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:29:35 No.2906880
>>2906879
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0nuQ5o2DYU
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:35:28 No.2906881
>>2906879
>>2906880
man, most flash artistic content creators are on the decline, regardless of any other shits
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:38:20 No.2906883
>>2906873
This actually sounds pretty good. Thanks anon
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)03:40:30 No.2906885
>>2906881
who's left that even makes new stuff that /f/ posts?
like, the only new actual flash stuff that I've seen in 6 months to a year are by Minus8 or Zone.
Which means the last non-hentai flash we've had is as old as when John Cena bait-and-switches
were /f/ exclusive.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)04:01:58 No.2906892
it's quite sombering listening to this while reading about the death of flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)04:04:43 No.2906896
>>2906892
Maybe that should be my new flash OC.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)04:07:39 No.2906898
>>2906892
almost like that Daisy Bell scene from 2001 really.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)05:05:19 No.2906904
>>2906806
and the winds of free expression and creation blew hard against the cold ground of /f/ on that
glorious night, pierced by the wails of a newborn maymay crying out for its mother; dank and full
of keks, wrapped in blankets, the maymay messiah's eyes shine in the moonlight
I put MDMA up my butt an hour ago
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)05:05:57 No.2906905
>>2906898
>Daisy Bell scene from 2001
could you elaborate?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/18/15(Fri)07:34:41 No.2906972
>>2906905
there's a scene in 2001 space odyssey
