File: Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] A must try technique! Uncle 2845087 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2845150 First you have to give him some head WHHARGHEAHLHEGEHALEGALHEGLEAGHL
>> [_] Anon 2845157 I think this is adorable
>> [_] Anon 2845215 yep, that would be his reaction. "I could of been fucking a grapefruit all these years"
>> [_] Anon 2845248 >># This kills the boner.
>> [_] Anon 2845269 Just what in the fucking hell...
>> [_] Anon 2845281 Is that a dildo or a fucking microphone?
>> [_] Anon 2845309 she is summoning the dark lord, we must stop her!
>> [_] Uncle 2845319 Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>> [_] Anon 2845360 OH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS!!!

File: x FUCKING HILARIOUS Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] /r/ the chinese trumpet /r/chinese 2771320 I need it to wakeup Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2771331 Bitch sounds like Donald Duck when she sucks dick. Jesus christ.
>> [_] /r/chinese 2771339 OMG That sound. What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2771341 >that noise when she sucks hoyl fuck she sounds like a trash compactor
>> [_] Anon 2771344 thats all well and good until you get that citrus in your dickhole
>> [_] Anon 2771386 ♀GRAPEFRUIT♀YOUR♀MAN♀
>> [_] Anon 2771391 >># don't worry. she gonna suck dat juice outta yo' dik. isalrigh'
>> [_] Anon 2771392 >># I think this only works with mutilated jew cocks, non mutilated people would get stung pretty quick
>> [_] Anon 2771404 >renaming You're the first to do it. Good job faggot
>> [_] Anon 2771414 >># are you going to cry?
>> [_] Anon 2771418 >># What a response. Sick burn newfag.
>> [_] Anon 2771421 >># holy shit son u r mad as fuck calm down
>> [_] Anon 2771428 >># so you won't reply? you are THIS mad? wow I actually feel sorry for you
>> [_] Anon 2771436 >># It's not so much the renaming as it is the preempting a title with "x FUCKING HILARIOUS" like a reach douchie way of organizing flashes
>> [_] Anon 2771441 Holy Bajezuz! I thought she was turning into a monster when she started sucking that!
>> [_] Anon 2771445 >># has anyone told you that you are a crybaby?
>> [_] Anon 2771448 I'm saving this to show my girl friend later, see if she would be down with this. Usually she is too.
>> [_] Anon 2771450 >># just that one guy
>> [_] Anon 2771453 >SLURRRRRRRRRPHPHHHSHPHHHSH! I died.
>> [_] Anon 2771455 >># >># He is overreacting but it's people like you who will slowly turn this into reddit or some other normalfag site
>> [_] Anon 2771462 >tfw no grapefruit gf
>> [_] Anon 2771465 >># ... with grapefruit, you don't need a gf *wink*
>> [_] Anon 2771468 i disagree

File: Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] For Tim Uncle 2769770 A must try technique! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2769778 lol that noise while she's sucking the dick
>> [_] Anon 2769783 I would be more surprised by Donald Duck sucking my dick than by fapping with a grapefruit
>> [_] Anon 2769803 brb buying grapefruit
>> [_] Anon 2769804 >># that was well worth the wait, hearty kek at the end
>> [_] Anon 2769807 LMAO That noise when shes sucking, what the actual fuck
>> [_] Anon 2769815 Fucking a grapefruit leads to fruit mutant zombies. Please don't become ground zero, fuck a woman instead of a fruit. Think of the children!
>> [_] Anon 2769816 The big question is, does this work?
>> [_] Anon 2769823 I've tried this. The grapefruit is only good for a minute at most. A
>> [_] Anon 2769829 >># Yeah, but it only works if you have a woman sucking it as well
>> [_] Anon 2769832 I'm not too into the idea of being blind folded, and hearing donald duck suck on my dick.
>> [_] Anon 2769837 fucking vacuum cleaner
>> [_] Anon 2769838 Then what are you even doing on the internet?
>> [_] Anon 2769843 >># >fuck a woman instead of a fruit What are you some kind of a homophobe?
>> [_] Anon 2769879 >># You got it wrong. She's litterally blowing...
>> [_] Anon 2769884 >># i know right? it sounds like a pissed of cat
>> [_] Anon 2769927 gf desperately wanted to try this most painful experience of my life. i literally dumped her for pouring all this damn citric acid on my dick. fuck this daft bitch.
>> [_] Uncle 2769953 >I could have been fuckin' a grapefruit all this time

File: Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] A must try! Uncle 2755938
>> [_] Anon 2755961 >># I did it with an orange. It was meh.
>> [_] Anon 2755962 But what if he leaves me for the grapefruit?!
>> [_] Anon 2755971 Such a fucking classic
>> [_] Anon 2755972 It starts off as a cooking show, but then when the sounds come.. I lost it.
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 2755980 >># HRRRKKRWAAAHRRRRWLL
>> [_] Anon 2756005 WARRRRGAARRBBLLLL
>> [_] Anon 2756020 >># That noise will haunt my dreams forever.
>> [_] Anon 2756022 HWARHWARHWARRFFFFFHWARFFFFHWARHWAR
>> [_] Anon 2756023 >># it'd be worse to wake up from a nightmare only to hear that noise coming from below your sheets.
>> [_] Anon 2756031 >># You've been grapefruited!
>> [_] Uncle 2756033 >"I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years"
>> [_] Anon 2756034 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvC Zvw
>> [_] Anon 2756044 So can i just add more grapefruit and make a grapefruit fleshlight? Or do i still need to get my dick sucked?
>> [_] Anon 2756066 HRSHJAKLJHJSJSJHGSLKHFGJKSHJKSGSJH

File: Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] A must try technique! Uncle 2751878 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2751881 >># I must admit this sounds good. Should try this on my own. Anyway this "sucking" sound was perfect.
>> [_] Anon 2751906 >># >I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years that line made me try it and it doesn't work, I stopped almost as soon as I started and just cleaned up and did it with the hand. Nothing beats like the good old hand
>> [_] Anon 2751907 >I coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years
>> [_] Anon 2751926 >you're actually losing weight while sucking his dick
>> [_] Anon 2751934 >># She's got a pretty sweet donald duck impression
>> [_] Anon 2751938 >># Get we get an Amen....
>> [_] Anon 2751943 Great sound affects there
>> [_] knowledgelord 2751945 >># AMEN
>> [_] Anon 2751950 What if I don't have a vagina.
>> [_] Anon 2751965 this doesn't even work if you have your gf do it
>> [_] Anon 2751972 >># kek
>> [_] Uncle 2752048 >># I'm sorry you had to waste a perfectly good grapefruit anon.
>> [_] Anon 2752071 >># Name ten things that aren't the grapefruit technique
>> [_] Anon 2752073 >># keks lels epics xD meme I LIEK TURTLES KEKMIENSTER top kek I LOVE MEME JACKIE CHAN LOL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2752097 >># *holds down buzzer anyway*
>> [_] Anon 2752109 >that horsecock on the table
>> [_] Anon 2752142 >># If you don't like memes, why are you on /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2752155 >tfw you coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years

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>> [_] Anon 2503765 How do I apply for one of her classes?
>> [_] Anon 2503767 >># Ask Kai Greene
>> [_] Anon 2503771 ho sound like donald duck when she suckin dick
>> [_] Anon 2503774 >># Holy shit she blows like a windtunnel.
>> [_] Anon 2503783 You don't literally blow on the dick, woman What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2503788 From an archived thread: > I JUST TRIED THIS MY DICK BURNS!!!!!!!! But dear god, those sucking noises.
>> [_] Anon 2503795 >Grapefruit is a fat burner so you're actually losing weight while you're sucking your man's dick. Doesn't the protein from the semen totally balance it out, though?
>> [_] Anon 2503808 >># There's nothing to balance. "Fat burner" food is a stupid weight-loss myth for fat shits that want to lose weight but refuse to stop overeating.
>> [_] Anon 2503810 For a minute I thought she was going to suggest you shove it up the guys ass.
>> [_] Anon 2503818 I'M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPEFRUIT YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES
>> [_] Anon 2503836 >># >You don't literally blow on the dick, woman Depends. If you've got something on it that is slightly acidic/astringent like that, blowing on it will intensify the tingles. Kind of like how air feels going through your mouth after you've had a really, really strong mint. Definitely not a feeling everyone enjoys, but it's not a worthless action.
>> [_] Anon 2503874 daffy duck sucking noise christ
>> [_] Anon 2503881 This is one of the clearest example of poor microphone placement I have ever seen. An (overhead) boom mike, or a behind-the-ear mike would have completely eliminated the "spraying whipped cream from a can" sound. But, of course, without that sound, this clip would not have ended up on /f/...
>> [_] Anon 2503917 Considering how she was implying a grapefruit feels like a womans vagina, i'm considering buying 3 and stack them on eachother to make an organic homemade fleshlight

File: Angel's Bonus Technique - The Grapefruit.swf-(8.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] Anon 2496476
>> [_] Anon 2496502 >those guttural noises she made when sucking the dildo What is my face
>> [_] Anon 2496550 I... ... what?
>> [_] Anon 2496551 >those vacuum noises my sides have returned to the stars
>> [_] Anon 2496567 >those sucking noises GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>> [_] Anon 2496571 I could have been fucking grapefruit all these years, my life is a waste!
>> [_] Anon 2496576 Im getting a grapefruit next time i go to the store...
>> [_] Anon 2496579 >># >># >># I was so ready to turn this off. I had to keep watching to understand what the fuck you guys were talking about. Those sounds will haunt me to my grave.
>> [_] Anon 2496584 The fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2496598 my sides have transcended this world
>> [_] Anon 2496629 I JUST TRIED THIS MY DICK BURNS!!!!!!!!