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[_] Anon 2519711 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2519712 they don't even mention botched circumcisions. more common than you think
>> [_] Anon 2519713 this never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 2519715 >># Or the possibility that taking a newborn child away from his mother immediately and exposing him to ludicrous penis-rending pain just might cause him permanent psychological damage for the rest of his life.
>> [_] Anon 2519716 feels good to not be a jew
>> [_] Anon 2519725 ANTISEMITISM GOY!!
>> [_] Anon 2519732 >># >collegehumor
>> [_] Anon 2519735 >># Go back to reddit
>> [_] Anon 2519739 Ah yes, the only two arguments against circumcision. >muh nerve endings >the joos
>> [_] Anon 2519742 >># Way to ignore the other 80% of the video, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 2519746 >># Societal pressures count as the joos.
>> [_] Anon 2519747 >># Way to ignore the other 60% of the video, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 2519757 I used to worry about not being circumcised. Then I grew up and found that girls don't care. Dick is Dick, just get to work.
>> [_] Anon 2519762 >># This
>> [_] Anon 2519771 >># topwat
>> [_] Anon 2519772 >># another argument would be personal choice you could get a circumcision later in life as well
>> [_] Anon 2519777 It is medically hygienic and keeps down infections. These days there is not much of a reason to do it but same thing with removing benign tumors; it serves no real purpose but in the long run it may be better for you. Get off of 4chan and reddit and learn something.
>> [_] Anon 2519780 >># thanks shlomo
>> [_] Anon 2519782 Considering most of 4chan can't be ass bothered to take a shower more than once every couple of weeks, a circumcision might be best for this crowd.
>> [_] Anon 2519788 >># >its medically hygienic it has been proven it's as hygienic as not being circumcised. How about you read something?
>> [_] Anon 2519790 >># >It is medically hygienic and keeps down infections. No, it's PURPORTEDLY hygienic. It eliminates a a few potential issues that most people don't suffer because they actually wash themselves occasionally. The vast majority of the health benefits provided by circumcision are exaggerated from a few fringe cases or bad data. It's similar to performing a double mastectomy on all girls to prevent breast cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2519792 >># >Get off of 4chan and reddit and learn something. The only thing you've learned from are 19th century medical textbooks.
>> [_] Anon 2519793 >># how the hell could it be more hygienic? it seems if anything you run more of a risk getting an infection from the open wound on your dick
>> [_] Anon 2519798 As someone who works on infants, it's purely aesthetic. Sometimes we hold off on the procedure in case we need that skin for grafting, but we don't care either way. Post-circ care basically involves using lots of petroleum jelly, watching for bleeding/swelling/infection, and basically teaching parents that we just cut up their kid. Oh, and giving the kid some meds to help them cope.
>> [_] Anon 2519799 >># >># You two must know nothing of penises. When you look at an uncircumcised dick there is a flap of skin on the end of it that goes around that pink tip on the end. This skin serves as a pocket where filth and bacteria can grow and thrive. While there are some good bacterias out there that are also some that cause infections. If you dont clean your dick out then it gets infected... then you lose it. People take better care of themselves than they did hundreds of years ago. You can scrub your dick out every time you take a shower. If you were circumcised then you would not have that big of a problem to worry about, though you should still wash your dick every day. At the end of the day it doesnt really matter to anyone if you have a cut dick or not... except for 12 year olds who just found out what their dick is and are slapping each other in the bathroom with their dicks in the bathroom. Isn't summer over yet...
>> [_] Anon 2519800 >># >more hygenic >this retard had to get a circumcision because he couldn't figure out how to wash his dick in the shower
>> [_] Anon 2519801 >MUH KELLOGGS FROSTED FLAKES No one cares
>> [_] Anon 2519803 >># >Isn't summer over yet... No, because your underaged ass is here
>> [_] Anon 2519804 >># >think he's smarter than modern medical science >can't even figure out the plural form of bacteria is bacteria
>> [_] Anon 2519807 >># >This skin serves as a pocket where filth and bacteria can grow and thrive. MAN IT'S TOO BAD WE DON'T LIVE IN A WORLD THAT HAS RUNNING WATER AND SHOWERS
>> [_] Anon 2519809 >># >getting a circumcision later in life Have you any idea how much more that costs have you any idea how PAINFULL THAT IS???!??!
>> [_] Anon 2519813 >># No, i just have an associates in Criminal justice and work a state job. I am not real good in math and to be honest my spelling sucks. Hell, i even said bathroom twice in my last post. But what i am smarter than is almost everyone in this thread. Oh, by the way since i have the power of google i looked up something online and most doctors still recommend getting circumcised. Imagine that. But, who cares? Really, who honestly cares?
>> [_] Anon 2519815 >># >claims to have an associate in a completely unrelated field to medicine >thinks he can't make claims about medical knowledge >not to mention he feels he has to defend his credibility on an anonymous Internet imageboard about posting flash videos and games by telling everybody about his irrelevant qualifications holy shit you are a trainwreck
>> [_] Anon 2519816 >># It's just as painful as when you're a baby, and trauma has a bigger impact on you when you're a baby, even if you don't remember it.
>> [_] Anon 2519823 Cutfags: >muh hygene I don't like to wash my dick my dad only buys soap once a year
>> [_] Anon 2519830 >># I'm a cutfag and I'm nowhere near deluded as >># is
>> [_] Anon 2519838 >># The idea is that i was proving that i have no medical knowledge. I admit that and beyond putting on bandaids i am not real useful in the medical field as a whole. However, despite all my lacking of medical knowledge, even i can tell you that at the end of the day it does not matter. It really doesnt matter at all. Just like washing your hands. It doesnt matter. But, It is a better idea to wash your hands... (put it together man)
>> [_] Anon 2519842 >># I think we can all agree that it does not matter as long as the incision is succesful. In the rare case of a mishap, the baby is the losing part.
>> [_] Anon 2519843 >># the removed portion of skin in an infant is equivalent to 15 square inches of highly sensate tissue in an adult man. Would you want 15 square inches of your penis removed today? if it doesnt matter, why do it? why not let the kid make that determination when he is capable of consent? if its not a big deal, why do it at all?
>> [_] Anon 2519844 >># no, we cant. why are we doing it at all? I feel like you are saying that because you dont want your penis to feel damaged, or maybe you love your parents too much to consider that they fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2519848 >># Well it is not like they are taking that 15 inch area of skin and grinding it off with a cheese grater soaked in lemon juice. I think that the standard practice is to cut the circulation off to the skinned area causing the flesh in that area to die. Sounds horrible but it does not seem to be painful as the process takes several days and babies don't seem to mind it. Would i do it today? No probably not. I wouldn't have chosen to get my wisdom teeth removed either, though the dentist said that there "could be" problems down the line if i didn't. But whats done is done. But my argument is more based on money aspects than pain. These days they have pain killers that allow them to remove limbs from people with out too much hassle; i am sure that if i asked nicely enough they would give me some pain killers if i needed them.
>> [_] Anon 2519853 >># thats retarded. you, sir, are retarded. Money aspects? How about, take care of your fucking penis. Unless you suck at shitting so much that you are actually shitting on your own dick, regular maintenance that you are doing anyway is adequate to prevent those problems. The tooth analogy is retarded. you should actually feel ashamed for equating the genital mutilation of half the extant population living in a civilized country to a routine medical procedure people mostly get done because of improper dentation. impaction and the like. you WOULD get your wisdom teeth out becuase eventually they rot and fall out, by virtue of the fact that they sit in a low oxygen environment, impact neighbor teeth, and are hard to brush. Caring for what will be your primary entertainment tool in your life when you are shower is, by comparison, ridiculously easy. Do you honestly think you are incapable of washing your fucking cock? `
>> [_] Anon 2519861 >># You sound kind of jealous. Why don't we let CNN talk to some doctors and see what they find: cnn com /2012/08/27/health/circumcision-policy/
>> [_] Anon 2519862 >># lower risks of hpv and hiv risk. in infants. a generally not very sexually active population. so lets trim that fucking penis because of spurious reasons. have fun mutilating your children, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2519864 >># I know right? All I have to do is think back to my first moments as a newborn and that pain... oh wait, I can't.
>> [_] Anon 2519870 >># this bears repeating. The skin removed from an infant is equivalent to 15 square inches of highly sensate tissue in an adult man. you are missing 15 square inches of skin from your penis. Your parents mutilated you.
>> [_] Anon 2519874 >># >defends shit flash >le go le back le to le the le reddit le le le le fag
>> [_] Anon 2519875 >># It really shouldn't necessitate explaining, but you don't have to remember an event to be deeply traumatized by it.
>> [_] Anon 2519880 >># it would require implicit memory, which to my knowledge doesn't carry over from infancy.
>> [_] Anon 2519905 >># I dont think you read the whole article
>> [_] Anon 2519907 >># 60,000 doctors say it is ok to get circumcised and that it is a healthy choice. I think that argument right there beats any argument that anyone on 4chan has.
>> [_] Anon 2519909 >># >keeps down infections My dick has never been infected, and my foreskin makes my dick look like a fucking elephant trunk.
>> [_] Anon 2519912 >># >looks like an elephant trunk I dont think thats healthy
>> [_] Anon 2519924 It's all fine and dandy until you realize This entire thread has been arguing about dicks...on the internet
>> [_] Anon 2519925 >># Way more doctors think it's bullshit.