File: The Dark Crystal.swf-(3 KB, 1280x720, Other)
[_] New Toys for /f/ (hit reply ----->) Anon 2528687 I apologize for namefagging. I've made a couple of new toys for /f/ to play with that I'm hoping will bring a breath of fresh air to the stagnant Flash imageboard community. First up, demonstrated by the file I've uploaded, is a web app to create SWF files that stream videos from YouTube instead of converting them to the pixelated, short duration crap we're always seeing. The player itself is credited to a "Mr. Kidnapper". All I did was turn it into a web app simple enough for a braindead ape to use. You can find it here: http://www.xeloh.com/ntool/yt2swf (continued) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528690 The other is a program for modifying SWF files without the need for a decompiler. You can extract media from files, import new media, move it between two different files, remove crappy Sothink watermarks, remove penises, and much more. It is a work in progress but relatively useful as is. A wall of text describing it: http://www.xeloh.com/view?p=About_Flashb ulb Download it here: http://www.xeloh.com/view?p=Releases Keep in mind, I am trying to do a nice thing for you. Please keep the criticism down to a deafening roar. Yes, I know The Dark Crystal sucks. I was trying to think of a long, high quality video on YouTube and it's what I found first.
>> [_] Anon 2528691 Thanks for making us swf files that are destined to die as soon as the video is removed from youtube asshole
>> [_] Anon 2528692 This is like making a video game for PS4 that streams off the internet- you only get to enjoy it as long as the service is online.
>> [_] Anon 2528696 But we can already watch embedded videos on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2528697 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ayer_detailpage&v=YqwW8Y5AX9M
>> [_] Anon 2528699 >># i think uploading flashes of purely static content is deprecated anyway. the only point of flash is to display NON-static content. so both flashes for ants (because they only display a video for which this isnt the point) AND flashes needin 3rdparty servers for their huge media (which we can view as youtube embed on any other board) need to go
>> [_] Anon 2528700 I like this idea but think of all those faggots who will post literally everything /f/ will just turn into another youtube goddammit, which will leave no room for actual flashes
>> [_] Anon 2528703 >># clearly we need to keep adding to the problem in order to fix this.
>> [_] Anon 2528708 flashes that embed external resources are cencer and IT WOULD COMPLETELY DESTROY /f/ IF IT WAS POSTED MORE OFTEN seriously get the fuck out with that shit. your other tools, nice work, though im not running anything since i dont know who you are and it might as well just erase all my files when i execute your program ....still mad over the possibility of more <10 kb swf files clogging up and ruining /f/, jesus fucking christ i hope nobody uses it
>> [_] Anon 2528714 >># >flashes of purely static content is deprecated anyway did you just say that having more dependancies is a good thing? that the less isolated resources are the better? the more things that can go wrong, the better? alright that's it, get the fuck out
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528715 >># Because the flood of 9.9 MB pixelfests is so much better.
>> [_] Anon 2528716 >># At least it ain't proprietary Your ilk is the macintosh of /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2528717 >># At least that's actual content rather than just an embedded video you could just put in the comments without flooding the actual board with jack shit.
>> [_] Anon 2528719 >># >remove penises so that was you who made all those nohomo versions?
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528724 >># Yeah, I was testing it. Yes, they were (intentionally) horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2528726 I believe this is another form of Creative Destruction. I'm not on OP's side though. The thing with /f/ board is that they made exclusively for flash files (swfs), and file limit exist for a reason. If you wanna watch video, go to fucking youtube, NND, or whatever. Also, thanks for killing /f/
>> [_] Anon 2528734 Using flash as a video format is indeed very stupid, but using flash as a hyperlink is a thousand times more stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2528738 >># >># >># this
>> [_] Anon 2528782 >># >Yes, I know The Dark Crystal sucks. Now I hate you. and I will always hate you.
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528786 >># (I secretly like it, but I don't want to look like a pansy. Don't tell anyone. Shhh.)
>> [_] Anon 2528789 >># Man most people I know that know of the film like DC. I think it's pretty critic acclaimed too. but yeh, thanks for the new toys. (despite the immense faggots complaining about new stuff and being upset their horrid looking flashes might go out of style)
>> [_] Anon 2528832 >># I think this is really big. Its like we have video board now. What is interesting to me is legal problems that this may create. For example someone will upload copyrigted Hollywood movies to yt as unlisted videos and put it here. I think moot wasn't eager to make video board just because of legal issues.
>> [_] Anon 2528838 >># well perhaps this will get us some real mods on /f/ which will finally do something about these faggots I, for one, fully approve of Aedako's actions Please continue, you're doing God's work
>> [_] Anon 2528842 >># This is why we can't have nice things.
>> [_] Anon 2528859 >># I, for one, thank you for this, op. /f/ is 80% youtube rips now anyway, and as long as moot doesn't give a shit about this situation we might as well enjoy the freaking youtubevideos in high quality.
>> [_] Anon 2528864 >># >/f/ is 80% shit so let's make it worse pls no
>> [_] Anon 2528871 >># /f/ died some time ago. And if it wasn't dead already it got killed when moot finally implemented recaptcha for NO REASON. Also /f/ is probably the most hostile 'community' towards people that actually create flashes that I know of. So yeah, maybe it's what this board deserves. I remember when he implemented it he said: it's only temporary, untill the spam is gone blablablabla
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528876 >># YouTube's automatic copyright detection is pretty good these days. I made a couple videos of midis being played off-key and off-tempo with the wrong instruments, it instantly flagged them as the correct songs. One of the douchebag record companies refused to drop their claim.
>> [_] Anon 2528877 >># Consider the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ayer_detailpage&v=DGqsM1fkM3U
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528881 >># You make a good point.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2528882 What if I don't have internet at this time and I want to load a flash? Video won't show.
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528886 >># Download it from YouTube using one of the many services that do that?
>> [_] Anon 2528887 >># Lol, it wouldn't show if it was flash either.
>> [_] Anon 2528892 >># So you had to pay some kind of fee or something? Also, I think youtube has better sound comparison algorithms than video ones. I saw some videos with like extra framing around it, and the audio seemed to be unchanged. My guess is that it checks for video compatibility first, and if it passes, it doesn't check for audio after.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2528897 >># Hah, I cache the video I watch Besides that, I don't want to beg for sources of a vid when I know that people redirect me to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM 0fQ
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528898 >># No, they just technically have control of the video. They can delete it or commercialize it without my permission.
>> [_] Anon 2528901 >># You are a dummy, you're supposed to download flashes from /f/ and YouTube videos from YouTube. I go to flash to see flashes and I go to YouTube to watch YouTube videos. These 3kb YouTube flashes defeat the purpose of even having /f/. /f/ is for low size content that can be downloaded and view later, even offline, and also messing around with the interactive and/or programmable features of the shockwave flash format. Using flash to show a YouTube video is like making a video slideshow of your vacation photos instead of just sharing the pictures, it doesn't really do any harm, but it's kind of annoying, and it makes it harder for people to save the bikini pictures to masturbate to later.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2528904 >># Don't be a jerk - at least try to revive /f/ with some quality posts >/f/ is very hostile Not if you aren't a gigantic faggot! We helped the guy who made the shota fuck flash, the Zelda blowjob flash and the furry 2d fighting flash. So if you don't like it that we shit on RockCandy than you should really reevaluate the situation before claiming things. >So yeah, maybe it's what this board deserves You don't determine what /f/ deserves and what not
>> [_] Anon 2528914 >># You can just save the swf, and open yt link later. Also what is the purpose of messing with swf that is plain conversion of youtube video? I think this is great thing because you don't have to convert shitty vids from yt anymore.
>> [_] Aedako !HKurZA0.WE 2528919 >># You know, I really do agree with you. /f/ is for Flash. However, take a look at the index right now. The board is full of YouTube rips. It's going to be full of YouTube rips regardless of what you or I want. I made that utility to try and at least mitigate the problem so the rips can easily be identified, be high quality, link to the sources that nobody is capable of finding on their own, and to provide some relief to swfchan so it doesn't become a YouTube mirror. Obviously, the files will not work offline or when YouTube invariably decides to delete them. Then again, are they really worth saving to begin with?
>> [_] Anon 2528930 >># >You can just save the swf, and open yt link later. I have a file that does the same thing youtubelinks.txt >># This seems alright as long as there are only a few up at a time and you're not offended that I'll never be opening them. I just don't like the idea, it would make me feel slutty.
>> [_] Anon 2528933 http://youtu.be/4-lgskypd6s
>> [_] Anon 2528939 >># I'm still gonna post youtube rips instead of using your fancy tool. shitty pixelated video is just part of /f/'s aesthetic now
>> [_] Anon 2528947 >># Yes, /f/ is full of youtube rips. Do you want to have even more? It's one thing when someone needs to download a youtube video, download converter, play with settings until he gets decent quality and the filesize under 10Mb. Uploader would at least think if this video is good enough to spent time on it (even if it's just 5 minutes). Now the process will become completely streamlined. You don't need to think of anything, 2 clicks and swf is ready. Now there's no file limit to stop you from from posting 20 minute long show. Nothing prevents you from embedding 1 hour long Let's Plays. And I'm sure there will be an autist who will start spamming them.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2528951 >># Crap, that's true. I often took short, unknown vids to convert. But now we could have the third Zeitgeist spam
>> [_] Anon 2528962 IT'S EVEN BIGGER CANCER THAN I THOUGHT. You can embeds videos with fucking annotations. Those annotations do work. People can post videos from their channels with huge "SUBSCRIBE NOW / VISIT MY CHANNEL" annotation boxes. And most importantly they get plus one video view. They can literally earn money by posting videos here.
>> [_] Anon 2528971 >># >You don't need to think of anything, 2 clicks and swf is ready. Now there's no file limit to stop you from from posting 20 minute long show. Nothing prevents you from embedding 1 hour long Let's Plays. And I'm sure there will be an autist who will start spamming them. this so much this