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[_] Anon 3458872 3458813 are you in need of an Omlet?
>> [_] Anon 3458874 I like the song
>> [_] Anon 3458895 damn his bitch looks like an actual dog
>> [_] Anon 3458939 That song is beautiful
>> [_] Anon 3458977 >># kek

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[_] Anon 3398648
>> [_] Anon 3398650 Good music, got me into bossa Nova
>> [_] Anon 3398668 >># This made my day. Fucking beautiful
>> [_] Anon 3398669 >># Cute doggie What a good boy :)
>> [_] Anon 3398691 Dogatouille
>> [_] Anon 3398702 :)

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[_] Have some cute. Anon 3340148
>> [_] Anon 3340163 >># >Calarts
>> [_] Anon 3340172 It's so stupid, dogs can't do that lol
>> [_] Anon 3340173 >># >2021-3 >not having a dog that loves you unconditionally, senses, and empathizes with you and your daily strife, and helps prepare your dinner your dog a shit
>> [_] Anon 3340174 I had a hard day. This made me smile. Thanks for that.
>> [_] Anon 3340175 >># That dog put fucking celery in an omlette. It should be euthanized.
>> [_] Anon 3340179 >># jej
>> [_] Anon 3340189 Well fuck me, I wanted porn but that was good enough.

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>> [_] Anon 3339374 >CalArts
>> [_] Anon 3339379 >># so fucking wholesome
>> [_] Anon 3339464 >># thanks op, nice and wholesome

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[_] Anon 3204890
>> [_] Anon 3204916 Honestly, one of the most heart warming short animations I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 3204920 >># das cute mane
>> [_] Anon 3204961 My heart just melted
>> [_] Anon 3204981 I love dogs

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>> [_] Anon 3165468 good pupper does a cook
>> [_] Sage 3165474 >># makes me smile evrytime
>> [_] Anon 3165476 oh i should be able to understand this more than i should
>> [_] Anon 3165536 >># thank you for my daily dose of warm fuzzies
>> [_] Anon 3165549 >># always great
>> [_] Anon 3165553 >># please stop
>> [_] Anon 3165554 I miss my dog
>> [_] Anon 3165556 >># >click here
>> [_] Anon 3165563 >># /f/ getting comfy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3165606 where can i buy this dog
>> [_] Anon 3165625 >># story of my life

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[_] Anon 3088202
>> [_] Anon 3088225 >># I like this, for real.
>> [_] Anon 3088231 kek'd whenever he knocked over the trashcan
>> [_] Anon 3088234 my dog woulda just ate the damn thing
>> [_] Anon 3088255 heart fucking warming senpai
>> [_] Anon 3088271 Quaint as fuck, you werent a fag today OP
>> [_] Anon 3088282 >># thanks op
>> [_] Anon 3088296 HEY ASSHOLE YOUR FUCKING DOG IS BETTER THAN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR AND TAKE THE SUITCASE WITH YOU YOUR DOG WONT DO THAT SHIT IRL ASSHOLE
>> [_] Anon 3088344 >># Whelp this made my day.
>> [_] Anon 3088364 >># cuute

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[_] It maybe /f/eels sunday Anon 2890635
>> [_] Anon 2890683 Thanks, it does make it feel like Sunday.
>> [_] Anon 2890717 everytime I watch this I'm in tears. god damnit I don't need these feels right now
>> [_] Anon 2890719 I did not ask for these feels. But now they are here. Fuck you OP. I love you.
>> [_] Anon 2890737 dang whoever made this needs to make more shit asap
>> [_] Anon 2890748 Wow, that made me do a genuine smile.
>> [_] Anon 2890776 >># y u cry lil bitch rel dog just sit there nd let you burn nd maim urself lol

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[_] some more positive [F]eels Anon 2865560 some nice feels bro. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2865631 Feels good man.
>> [_] Anon 2865632 >># What a lovely cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 2865644 That was really sweet. Background song for anyone interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_lK5GaH mvQ
>> [_] Anon 2865649 >># that was cute
>> [_] Anon 2865651 >># Thanks for the good vibrations.
>> [_] Anon 2865658 That was really cute. I don't have anything nasty to say.
>> [_] Anon 2865674 I feel rejuvenated after that. Feeling good, thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2865688 I... That was nice.
>> [_] Anon 2865692 >># Here's the better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qle1Orun KnE

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>> [_] Anon 2827706 >># I loves this!
>> [_] Anon 2827708 Daw'd
>> [_] Anon 2827744 The song is in Portuguese if anyone wanted to know
>> [_] Anon 2827756 usually don't appreciate cute things but this one got to me
>> [_] Anon 2827763 Whoever made this could have picked a much better song.
>> [_] Anon 2827804 >># I happen to like the song
>> [_] Anon 2827822 >># this song is beautiful, what could be better?
>> [_] Anon 2827827 É uma canção famosa, irmão. A canção é Aguas de Marzo de Soledad Gimenez. Also, I thought this was that MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES, dammit.

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>> [_] Anon 2775756 adorable
>> [_] Anon 2775760 the man just wanted some meat in his omelette, why'd you think he got the big knife? damn dog
>> [_] Anon 2775772 Aww.
>> [_] TBR 2775796 Some Good Stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2775806 That was pleasant to watch
>> [_] Anon 2775889 I've seen this a billion times, but it's never not adorable.

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[_] Anon 2750733
>> [_] Anon 2750762 This is some good /f/
>> [_] Anon 2750778 Muh heart
>> [_] Anon 2750807 Sometimes, taking care of someone who needs it is sweeter than anything. The dog treats don't hurt, though.
>> [_] Anon 2750809 This made me happy. Thanks /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2750821 I was going to cry if somethiing bad happened to the dog, or the bitch human didnt like the omelette. This made me feel good, man.
>> [_] Anon 2750824 >># bro, it's just a flash
>> [_] Anon 2750825 >># The same way it makes people "feel good" it could instantly have gone bad (like most flashes on /f/) and made me "feel bad". "bro"
>> [_] Anon 2750830 >># autism
>> [_] Anon 2750837 >># detected autist
>> [_] Anon 2750838 >># lol the ironing is delicious
>> [_] Anon 2750853 >># I bet you're the kind of person that yells at figures in horror movies not to go inside the house bro >># double detected autism (and not the smart sauvant one but just the stupid shit eating one)
>> [_] Anon 2750860 seen it already, but it still gives me a smile every time :)
>> [_] Anon 2750864 >># >I bet you're the kind of person that yells at figures in horror movies not to go inside the house >bro I was actually agreeing with you man. i just clicked the wrong person. Damn. You got the wrong guy
>> [_] Anon 2750866 >># >double detected autism (and not the smart sauvant one but just the stupid shit eating one) It's not summer yet. The fuck are you doing here and not in school? Nevermind, don't answer that. Sit there and be mad, summer. D tier faggot. Also, if you reply again, you are automatically an Elite class faggot. I preemptively upgraded you.
>> [_] Anon 2750877 >># >It's not summer yet. The fuck are you doing here and not in school? Actually I'm a renowned rocket scientist, bro. >Also, if you reply again, you are automatically an Elite class faggot. Yeah? So you're a super duper mega tripple whopper elite class faggot to the power of 10. And if YOU answer this post, your mother will get testicular cancer, bro.
>> [_] Anon 2750883 >># Im not the guy you've been talking to but >renowned rocket scientist stop being a jerk and trolling/starting beef with strangers on /f/ over nothing
>> [_] Anon 2750886 >># >Im not the guy you've been talking to So why do you interfere, bro? >stop being a jerk and trolling/starting beef with strangers on /f/ over nothing Why should I stop, bro? And it's not about nothing. We discuss objectively and sound which of us two is the greater faggot (protip: he is it)

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>> [_] Anon 2721989 Song?
>> [_] Anon 2721994 >># How obscenely lovely.
>> [_] Anon 2722007 >># It's at the end in French?

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>> [_] Anon 2673977 As awesome as my dog is, he will never be this awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2673980 >># This flash just creates the illusion that it is okay to be isolated and lonely if you have a canine companion by your side. As someone who actually is forced to endure loneliness I can confidently say that no dog could make it any better. OP, this flash is garbage
>> [_] Anon 2673986 >># You're just mad that that dog fucked a perfectly good omelett up. I too am mad at his culinary mistake.
>> [_] Anon 2673989 >># I am mad at false illusions that are drilled into our brain giving us a false sense of hope. As soon as we are actually faced with isolation we soon realize just how foolish we once were to believe there was any hope.
>> [_] Anon 2673990 >># No it doesn't. You're just a horrible lonely faggot, you bought this on yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2673992 >># It's no ones fault that they are alone, idiot. It's humanities fault. Everyone is too focused on their small clique of friends to accept anyone else into their so called elite circle.
>> [_] Anon 2673996 >># You need to take the dick out of your ass before you talk again fag.
>> [_] Anon 2673997 >># You are just an obnoxious loser.
>> [_] Anon 2674000 >># At least I'm not a fag, fag.
>> [_] Anon 2674003 >># Ha. You think that insults me? I sit here and laugh at primal apes who have to resort to using typical insults like "fag". People like you are simply lower class, and far below me.
>> [_] Anon 2674008 >># >not getting an affectionate pet >not letting them love you and vice-versa You must impose it on yourself. Do you go out often? Do you do anything on a daily basis that has you interacting willingly with the general public that isn't through the internet? You might want to get a dog man, they fucking love hugs.
>> [_] Anon 2674009 >># Of course I go out often. But every time I do I am ignored by everyone around me. They never even think to approach me and say hello. What is the point of doing anything if no one will do it with you? Dogs aren't my style. I had one in my early years and it did nothing to satisfy me. It just chewed up my shoes and made me even more miserable.
>> [_] Anon 2674011 >># People aren't often going to just go up to you and say hello, it isn't much of a thing now a days. I mean I do it but I just like doing that. Got a job? Hang out with your co-workers. I do that a lot now since my friends are either in collage or at work on different shifts. Best part, you might find that your co-workers are your bros. And dogs are awesome, take the time to train them and it will pay off. Don't make excuses to hate the world, make excuses to love it!
>> [_] Anon 2674015 >># I hate working. It is a waste of my time when I am a full-time student and have all of the money I need. People should just stop being so depraved and learn how to greet a guy on the streets once in a while. It's ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 2674016 dude the edge in these comments btw what's the song
>> [_] Anon 2674017 >popcorn
>> [_] Anon 2674019 >># >me me me me I I I nobody wants to talk to the guy that sits in the corner moping about how alone he is, dude
>> [_] Anon 2674020 >># Tfw some obnoxious idiot thinks there is "edge" in your comments. Cut the crap already, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.
>> [_] Anon 2674021 >># Exactly. People are far too caught up in themselves to ever go to the guy who is rotting in loneliness. It's sick honestly.
>> [_] Anon 2674022 >># Dude that was so edgy I think I sliced my finger open
>> [_] Anon 2674025 >># People like you are what is wrong with the world. You disgust me.
>> [_] Anon 2674026 >># come on man, you can't expect people to just come up to you out of the blue and talk to you. stop wallowing in self pity and grow the balls to talk to someone
>> [_] Anon 2674027 >># Some of us hate working, some don't. I like to work but I like a change of pace once in a while too. But overall, greet the people you see first and if you're a full time student you should have options to meet people right? Events, clubs...I can't think of anything else since I didn't go to any advanced school but you have guidance counselors who are there to help as well. You could see them or volunteer at a local soup kitchen or something to help people, great way to meet people and it looks great on a resume! >># Well they're caught up in themselves because a lot of people have their own issues. Someone could have just lost their job, family member, house, friend. We also tend to think that people think the way we do. I mean, if people as a whole were less cynical, you'd see a lot of us were near the same. Give people a chance but even with similarities, were still different too.
>> [_] Anon 2674029 >># s t o p y o u ' r e h u r t i n g m e
>> [_] Anon 2674030 >># Null?
>> [_] Anon 2674033 >># Wallowing in self pity? People should be the ones who comes to me. >># I have been in college for a while semester and no one talks to me or invites me to parties. There are no opportunities when people don't even try because they are so wrapped up with their own friends. It's unfair. I try to give people a chance but they never take the time to give me a chance too. I just want a friend or even a girlfriend. Someone who can devote affections to me. But nobody ever gives it to me. I'm beginning to wonder what the point in even trying is.
>> [_] Anon 2674036 >># you're not trying in the first place stop being such a downer and maybe people will like you
>> [_] Anon 2674038 >># All I've ever done is tried. It's not my fault that people never accept people like me.
>> [_] Anon 2674041 >># Omelette du fromage!
>> [_] Anon 2674043 >># >people should come to me Enjoy dying alone.
>> [_] Anon 2674044 >># ill be your friend post skype
>> [_] Anon 2674045 Holy fucking hell this thread is sad. Go get some fucking adventure in. Just go wander the area until you meet some people or find yourself in crazy circumstances. Trust me, just go bullshitting around town and you'll eventually find yourself building some semblance of a social life. Assuming, of course, you've any social aptitude at all, and even that's not always necessary if there's a geek spot nearby. LAN center, library/comic store etc. >tl;dr leaving the house helps with that ronriness business
>> [_] Anon 2674046 >># >people like me But from the way you describe things, if something doesn't go your way quick enough, you give up and blame others. And quite frankly >># will end up correct unless you lower your demands of others. Like I said, go to a school club. Find one that has your interest. Or branch out and try a new one! Hell, join a bowling team and if you tell me you hate bowling well so do I but it's a fun thing to do anyways. And I fucking suck at it, last time I didn't even get above 60 points. Still had fun because I went out and did it.
>> [_] Anon 2674048 >># I don't have a Skype. What is the reason if having one if you have no one to add anyways? >># I got out all of the time. I go sight seeing, and adventure around the city. No one ever takes notice in me. Everyone says I'm not making an effort but they fail to understand that people don't make any effort with me.
>> [_] Anon 2674052 >># >People should just come to me because I'm there That isn't how life works Anon. You want the social life, you go and get it. It will not come to you. You go out, great, now you need to go out and strike up a conversation with people. Go to the park, sit your ass on a bench next to someone and just chat. Talk about the day ask about theirs. You go to people, they're not just going to come to you.
>> [_] Anon 2674054 >># But if I just go to people and start a conversation off of the bat then why can't they do the same? Is everything supposed to be placed on my shoulders? I don't see how that constitutes as fairness. It's all one-sided.
>> [_] Anon 2674059 >># You want something, you go and get it yourself. It is one sided because you're refusing to jsut talk to someone at random, how do you think other people are? You don't want to do it, then don't expect them to. You either take what you want, or let it pass you by and forever wallow in misery. But you have time to make a change before you're a grumpity ass old man! And get a dog. Small one so you can carry it easier and just carry it around the house, you'll feel warmer and the dog will feel love. Win-Win
>> [_] Anon 2674061 >># But you don't understand. If people struggle with this like I do then why do I always see people out together socializing and having fun? Groups of friends, couples, and etc. If they can talk to those people then why can't they just talk to me?
>> [_] Anon 2674064 I think we have another Elliot Rodger here anon, it's time to show them how supreme you really are
>> [_] Anon 2674066 >># They could have known each other through other ways. But you can know people too, by just going over to them and introducing yourself. Which is why a school club would be great, or a job! They went and seized their lives and now you see them in public in their couples and groups. Go do the same.
>> [_] Anon 2674067 >># It's really low and cruel to compare a person to a mindless psychopath who killed a bunch of people. Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2674070 >># And if it doesn't work? Then what? I'll just be faced with even more humiliation then before. What is the point anymore really?
>> [_] Anon 2674075 >># >low and cruel it's like you don't even know where you are
>> [_] Anon 2674076 >># So you'd rather wallow in your sadness instead of making effort? Because then nothing will change. You have to bring about changes in your own life, you're grown and don't need someone to hold your hand to cross the street anymore. And even if it doesn't work at first, it's very possible. Met one of my best friends by just going up to him and asking if he wanted to get something to eat. Now he works third shift and I never see him. Gave me dragon age inquisition though, nice of him!
>> [_] Anon 2674078 Not sure if sooky kid or depressing troll. Either way, everything it needs to know is written in this thread. Heck, I'm in the same position (but I fucking shut my mouth about it because I'm not exactly doing much to rectify my situation) and I've even picked up some tips from this thread.
>> [_] Anon 2674079 >># Well it is low and cruel even for 4chan. >># It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. It's truly unfair.
>> [_] Anon 2674089 >># Hope I could help you Anon. Best of luck in life! >># Life was never fair. To anyone. Chances are, the majority of people alive are the product of rape. Was that fair to the women thousands of years ago? To those unwanted children that still grew up and had more children? Definitely not. Being a bastard used to actually fuck with your social life. Now it's pretty damn commonplace. You try and live, or you don't and die. Either way, the choice is always yours,
>> [_] Anon 2674094 >># >># >It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. It's truly unfair. everyone, in some time, is fucking forced to have to try, jesus fuck did I somehow teleport to /v/?
>> [_] Anon 2674097 >># Glad someone who deserved the advice got some out of it. Whiny anon doesn't deserve crap in life. >boohoo I'm so well off but nobody will throw themselves on my dick >even my dog hated me, because I'm too socially inept to even handle a dog The Elliot Rodger comparison was spot on.
>> [_] Anon 2674101 >># for the record if you want to talk to someone it isn't their responsibility to talk to you if you aren't speaking to anyone you have noone but yourself to blame if you're lonely.
>> [_] Anon 2674103 >># Not every person who is lonely goes on a killing spree, Anon. You are so ignorant it's actually painful to read what you write. Get a grip. >># I try all the time. Are you failing to understand that or something?
>> [_] Anon 2674107 >># >I try all the time. do you mind telling us what's you method?
>> [_] Anon 2674108 >># I make myself approachable and I go out a lot. I have even said hi to some people before.
>> [_] Anon 2674109 >># You say you try all the time, then why did you word this comment like this whole concept is something you've never bothered with before: >># Unless that wasn't you and there are two roneri anons in this thread?
>> [_] Anon 2674112 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>> [_] Anon 2674114 >># so, you've done what everybody in civil society does on a daily basis? want a medal or something? No one ever says "go get friends," they say "go MAKE friends". Make implies effort and persistence. If you can't make friends the first time you try, try some more. Keep trying until all 8 billion people on this planet reject you as a human being and then start at the beginning again. You Will MAKE Friends
>> [_] Anon 2674117 >># So me being lonely means I don't try? >># I tried to make friends every day in HS. Not my fault they all rejected me.
>> [_] Anon 2674118 OP here, I posted this because it was cute and wanted to share it to yo all, since I'm a faggot. I am not sure how I feel about this result.
>> [_] Anon 2674119 >># You mean the result of everyone just going against me and being complete jerks because I speak my mind?
>> [_] Anon 2674124 >># >Not my fault they all rejected me. if your composure in this thread is anything to go by, it probably is your fault. >># you're failing to see that everyone in this thread is trying to help you, you whiny cunt. Get off your high horse and take some of the advice.
>> [_] Anon 2674125 >># What do you mean "it probably is my fault"? I'm being honest. Do you all want me to lie and give you some unrealistic response to your advice? I try to take and accept each bit of advice I receive if I believe it's possible and will work. Calling me a whiny cunt isn't trying to help me.
>> [_] Anon 2674128 >># Yes you dog hating, self hating, world hating little person
>> [_] Anon 2674129 >># I don't hate the world or myself. I hate how the world has to be sometimes. But I have good reason for that.
>> [_] Anon 2674134 >># that's you're own falt faget
>> [_] Anon 2674135 >># love this flash, thanks man
>> [_] Anon 2674136 >># And you're an obnoxious idiot who fails to comprehend anything.
>> [_] Anon 2674138 >66 posts >21 posters
>> [_] Anon 2674140 /r9k/ pls go
>> [_] Anon 2674141 >># replies guaranteed
>> [_] undefined 2674149 >># >/r9k/ pls go I was just comparing this thread to an /r9k/ thread. I posted on /r9k/ from 2008 (when it was pretty good) and left a few years ago. If it was like /r9k/ when I left posters would be deriding >># because the poster thought their situation was slightly worse or posters would be calling the people offering advice 'normalfags'. This thread makes me realise /f/ can be pretty nice when it wants to.
>> [_] Anon 2674151 >># >This thread makes me realise /f/ can be pretty nice when it wants to. It would seem though that if the people in this thread were the typical "eat some concrete, harden up" type people who just talked shit and left, this thread would have not have gone on for as unnecessarily long as it did.
>> [_] Anon 2674171 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># You are literally the lowest form of scum on god's green Earth motherfucker, "Muh people want talk to me, muh I don't try and converse and they still won't talk to me." Grow the fuck up cunt. Actually SPEAK with someone then. Instead of waiting shit to come to you. I've seen this before. You as a kid got everything handed to you on a sliver fucking plate. And now as an adult you expect society to bend the knee to you. Ain't how it works cunt. Stop living in a bullshit /r9k/ faggot world, and grow the fuck up nigger. Turn the computer off, go outside, and find someone. A club, a person in a bar. And stay the fuck away from this site, and especially that cancerous board. /r9k/ is a place for the biggest beta cuckolds. "Muh normies!". Fuck off with that shit. Stop being a Elliot Rodger dodger and expect shit to be given to you. GROW THE FUCK UP
>> [_] Anon 2674174 what is going on in my /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2674176 >># Well first of all I was under the impression that this thread went dead, and decided to continue browsing. But if you are going to insist on being so completely ignorant then I feel I have an actual need to reply to get some actual facts drilled through your thick, dimwitted skull. >You as a kid got everything handed to you on a silver fucking plate >And now as an adult you expect society to bend the knee to you You know nothing of what I received as a kid. And yes, I expect society to do the expected. You know? The humane thing to do? And what is your infatuation with comparing me to people I am nothing like? Maybe Elliot Rodger ended up killing people because people are seriously fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2674177 op if you're here pls share the sauce of the song
>> [_] Anon 2674187 Good animation, great omelette. Dog was also pretty cool 9/10 would watch again
>> [_] Anon 2674192 >># The source is "google" >># You've just spent like, the last hour getting the attention you so desperately crave from half the people in this thread. It's far more attention than most people have ever gotten on this site with similar tantrums. Seriously, what more do you want? Why do you continue to argue here with other people like they're in the wrong when the issue here is your life and your view on it? There's this thing called narcissism, I suggest you look it up.
>> [_] Anon 2674194 >># I continue to argue because they do the exact same. Last I heard, it was expected to respond to a commend regarded towards you. Not sure what you mean with the narcissism comment either. Nothing I have said can or should be classified as narcissism.
>> [_] Anon 2674199 >># Well that's just gold.
>> [_] Anon 2674202 >># Elliot killed people because he was a beta fucking cunt like you are. McFuck off already. You are worse than even the worst /r9k/ faggots. Society owes you jack shit.
>> [_] Anon 2674203 >># >People like you are simply lower class, and far below me. >People should be the ones who comes to me. I just want a friend or even a girlfriend. But nobody ever gives it to me >It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. I have even said hi to some people before. >Nothing I have said can or should be classified as narcissism. I rest my case
>> [_] Anon 2674209 /f/ ladies and gentlemen
>> [_] Anon 2674213 >># >not my fault Yes. YES it is. Why? Because you are such a fucking prick, that is why. If you can't see why you are a prick, all hope is lost on you. Do some self analysis once in a while. All this fucking angst man. Here I thought faggots like this never truly came here. Go cuddle some tumblrite cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2674216 >># if only dogs were this awesome
>> [_] Anon 2674217 >># >># Maria Rita - Águas De Março
>> [_] Anon 2674219 whats going on in this threa---OH GOD NO
>> [_] Anon 2674220 ITT: Baby boomers trying to teach reality to a Yuppie
>> [_] Anon 2674224 >># This guy....
>> [_] Anon 2674228 >88 replies >/f/ what the fuck guys
>> [_] Anon 2674233 Go /f/uck the world ! we're so many
>> [_] Anon 2674234 >># Ok, if calling you a whiny cunt isnt going to help you then here: stop whining about it and do something about it, not just "go out" and then go home crying about the people who were having fun while you werent. Its really not unfair at all that you are lonely. If you really want someone to share your life with or just have fun with then stop focusing about the negatives in your life. if you really want to get friends, dont go to big parties, dont go to gatherings for people with equal interrests, and get the fuck off 4chan, 8chan, reddit, 9gag or whatever the fuck you are spending your time on. find an activity and do that activity.
>> [_] Anon 2674235 >># cont. What i did is i joined a kiting class, and here i found a lot of different people, because nobody knew each other from before. that is the best thing. not finding a place that are in the same situation as you, but finding people that are in a different situation than you. Hell, i used to be a lonely fuck on the verge of suicide, but then i tried a different approach and ended up with a few friends, and even my gf what i am trying to say is: your life is YOUR life. And no life is the same as the others. thats also why you can change the outcome of your life. you know what? just fuck it. do whatever makes you happy, anon, but do not say that it is "unfair" that people dont approach you, you selfish fuck. now do some shit
>> [_] Anon 2674236 For the love of god, please stop feeding the troll.
>> [_] Anon 2674241 >># this dude knows whats up
>> [_] Anon 2674244 Can we get to 100?
>> [_] Anon 2674245 >># uhm, yeah. most of what you have said is pretty much like putting a big fucking poster that says "NARCISSIST!" on your head you ass. what the fuck do you want out of this anyways?
>> [_] Anon 2674246 >># no. it wont happen.
>> [_] Anon 2674247 100 on /f/?! Can't be!
>> [_] Anon 2674248 >># kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2674250 Stop feeding the troll. Just leave him to die alone. He does not deserve a social life anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2674251 Jesus fuck this was adorable
>> [_] Anon 2674252 This shit is bananas.
>> [_] Anon 2674253 >># oh yes it can
>> [_] Anon 2674254 Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on [insert board here].
>> [_] Anon 2674255 >># Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on /co/
>> [_] Anon 2674256 How high can we get?!
>> [_] Anon 2674257 >># Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on /v/
>> [_] Anon 2674259 I'm gay
>> [_] Anon 2674261 Archiving this thread, this is beautiful, in it's own freaking stupid way.
>> [_] Anon 2674262 >># This is the record http://imgur.com/ywppI4m,nwbdIWR#0 But I'm sure you will beat it one day Believe in the shitposter that believes in you
>> [_] Anon 2674265 >># should be easy 5 people posting 100 posts
>> [_] Anon 2674266 >># was that thread also shitposted to hell or was it actual discussion?
>> [_] Anon 2674268 >># >># doesnt count if people just post to increase the post count anyway >># http://swfchan.net/26/EZTNVV1.shtml
>> [_] Anon 2674269 >># 500? what the hell were they posting to each other?
>> [_] New GM 2674270 >get on /f/ after work for some good ol morning flashes >see this dog omelet thing again and think "man, that actually was a pretty good flash. good thing someone posted it" >see it has 108 replies >"holy fucking shit it wasn't THAT good" >the entire thread is responding to one person bent out of shape because he is made of spaghetti >MFW I realize this is the single largest troll I have seen on /f/ in a very long time. My god you glorious bastard, I salute you. If you hadn't posted, this flash would have gotten maybe 6 replies.
>> [_] Anon 2674271 >># >># http://swfchan.net/17/GDBLSSV.shtml basically same old story, some twat starts remarking on how big the thread is then more twats want to make it bigger
>> [_] Anon 2674272 >># Ty anon, the shitposter will always be in our hearts.
>> [_] Anon 2674273 >># >If you hadn't posted, this flash would have gotten maybe 6 replies. Pretty much this. The replies is what made me check out the thread.
>> [_] Anon 2674274 hodor?
>> [_] Moot 2 2674276 >># I guess he actually did like this flash after all
>> [_] Anon 2674277 >># >HODOR
>> [_] Anon 2674279 >># no... not again
>> [_] Anon 2674281 >># >># >HORDOR
>> [_] Anon 2674282 >># >># >># >hodor hodor let the shitposting continiue!
>> [_] Anon 2674288 >HODOR?
>> [_] Anon 2674290 >># >HORDOR [spoiler]Also dubs[/nospoilerson/f/]
>> [_] Anon 2674291 >># Thanks. I'm dumb and didn't know that whole threads were archived o.O
>> [_] Anon 2674297 >># How high is the sky?
>> [_] Anon 2674300 >># PRETTY FUCKING HIGH!
>> [_] Anon 2674305 So many replies
>> [_] Anon 2674308 >># must.... post.... more....
>> [_] Anon 2674309 >># Post count is gonna be higher anyway. By the way, how can be somebody unable to cook an omelette?
>> [_] Anon 2674313 >># check this awesome game out
>> [_] Anon 2674314 >># he is tired an despondent from his job. Or he's living along and is used to ramen every night.
>> [_] Anon 2674315 upvoting this thread
>> [_] Anon 2674320 +1
>> [_] Anon 2674323 Check my doubles
>> [_] Anon 2674334 >># Thankfully we don't get a lot of that around here
>> [_] Anon 2674340 >># this.
>> [_] Anon 2674342 >># I never should have replied.
>> [_] Anon 2674344 O_O never saw so many replies on /f/. I think I'm gonna be attacked by calling a newfag and should kill yourself, right ?
>> [_] Anon 2674345 /f/ hasn't grown in like 10 years, /b/ 2.0.
>> [_] vipper 2674346 141 replies. is this the biggest thread on /f/? Also post ending in 6 changes this thread to a chicken tendies thread
>> [_] Anon 2674347 >># wow I have dubs
>> [_] Anon 2674348 >># you are right also check em
>> [_] Scooty 2674349 >># holy /f/uck guys, you feed this troll so much he became more obese then fucking Texas
>> [_] Anon 2674350 >># niCE
>> [_] Scooty 2674351 The whole time reading this, alright when is this gonna stop. [spoiler]>tfw 100 posts later 0_0[spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2674355 >># fugg :DDD
>> [_] Anon 2674356 >># Nice dubs.
>> [_] Anon 2674357 what in the fuck 150 goddamn replies
>> [_] Anon 2674359 >># very much so!
>> [_] Anon 2674362 What the fuck is happening here.
>> [_] Anon 2674364 please stop motherfuckers
>> [_] Anon 2674368 just contributing to the reply number here, and wasting my life for you faggots
>> [_] Anon 2674371 wew
>> [_] Anon 2674378 coontribotin
>> [_] Anon 2674380 bump
>> [_] Anon 2674382 WOWSOMANYREPLIESNEVERSAWSOMETHINGLIKETHI SBEFOREONFLIKEHORYSHIETWTF
>> [_] Anon 2674384 BTWTHISFLASHISAMAZING
>> [_] Anon 2674388 >161 replies >on /f/ holy moley
>> [_] Anon 2674389 meme reply
>> [_] Douche Senpai 2674391 Yolo post.
>> [_] Anon 2674396 can this thread make it top 200 replies
>> [_] Anon 2674397 how many good boy points do I need for my dog to make me some tendies?
>> [_] Anon 2674398 >># we can damn well try
>> [_] Anon 2674400 >># you need the dog DLC
>> [_] Anon 2674401 Wow, over 50 replies... wooooow
>> [_] Anon 2674402 >># why hasn't this happened yet? I've seen about 6 threads with at least 100 replies, why not more?
>> [_] Anon 2674403 >># how many good boy points is the DLC?
>> [_] Anon 2674404 >># 9.99 $ on steam if I were you I would get the Omelette season pas, it might be more expensive but you'll get the cat and duck dlc as-well
>> [_] Anon 2674405 GO
>> [_] Anon 2674406 >># ^This
>> [_] Anon 2674407 >># more than you have sorry m8
>> [_] Anon 2674408 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2674409 Check em.
>> [_] Vocaroofag 2674411 >All these people talking about loneliness >Be socially dead >Know full well I could join a bowling league or something >Don't because I'm comfortable talking to people online. You my canine companions, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2674412 DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS POST HAS MORE THAN 160 REPLIES FOR REAL ????? HAHAHAHAHA faggots
>> [_] Anon 2674417 REPLY TO ME YOU /F/AGGOTS
>> [_] vipper 2674422 180GET
>> [_] Anon 2674423 Don't mind me, just posting in epin thread
>> [_] Anon 2674424 >># sweet job bro
>> [_] Anon 2674425 Current number of unique posters in thread: 75
>> [_] Anon 2674426 Hey, wanna hear a joke? What's the most commonly spoken French phrase?
>> [_] sage 2674428 >180 replies >on /f/ God dammit, you're better than this.
>> [_] Anon 2674429 >># make me
>> [_] Anon 2674430 >77 posters 187 replies that's some samefagging we're seeing
>> [_] Anon 2674434 >># >yfw ppl in this thread aren't arguing with you, rather trying to help you out. I'm a pretty lonely person, very few friends. But I'm actually okay with that. And if I wasn't the last I'd be doing is whining that people aren't doing what I expect them to do/living up to my unrealistic expectations of the world.
>> [_] Anon 2674435 >188 replies What the fuck is happening to /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2674436 >># HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FREIDNS LE YOU MAd brither XDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2674437 >># 187/77 = 2.43 posts per person People are able to post more than once in a thread. Samefags are people that reply to themselves. Know the difference
>> [_] Anon 2674438 and they say no one knows about /f/ btw anyone know what the highest record for any flash's replies? I think we are pretty close.
>> [_] Anon 2674439 >># HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF M8TY LE RDDITOR IS HERE XDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2674440 posting in epic bread
>> [_] Anon 2674441 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2674444 >># 500 replies
>> [_] Anon 2674446 >># quads of 4 sweet mary mother of god
>> [_] Anon 2674447 500 is so round, does that mean that is the limit of replies to any flash??
>> [_] Anon 2674449 >># The flash actually 404'd at 535 replies, and that was only because mods hate fun and marked it for deletion.
>> [_] Anon 2674450 >># jeeesus... this thread is pure cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2674451 200th post get
>> [_] Anon 2674452 >># >>>/b/
>> [_] Anon 2674454 >># >mods hate fun so they mark flashes for deletion I seriously hope you're not that retarded
>> [_] Anon 2674456 >># so close we did it everyone, over 200 posts, remember this thread and tell your kids about it
>> [_] Anon 2674459 >># Just notice that flashes that get lots of replies get marked for deletion even if they're been posted for the first time.
>> [_] Anon 2674461 >># Love you, anon
>> [_] Anon 2674463 >># this one hasn't
>> [_] Anon 2674464 >># I noticed that
>> [_] Anon 2674465 im suprised this hasnt been deleted yet?
>> [_] Anon 2674467 >># post a bunch of .swf if you really want it to be
>> [_] Anon 2674471 >># i remember that thread, had to work when it was around 300, had no clue it made it to 5
>> [_] Anon 2674474 >># has now
>> [_] Anon 2674475 >># Chris? Chris fucking Ritzer, is that you?
>> [_] Anon 2674476 >># i want it to live. LIVE GOD DAMMIT!
>> [_] Anon 2674477 >># you have no idea how /f/ works, do you I have only one word for you pruning
>> [_] Anon 2674478 wut
>> [_] Anon 2674481 this thread has a lot of posts
>> [_] Anon 2674482 >># >># thats some terminal cancer there
>> [_] Anon 2674485 Posting In an EPIC thread
>> [_] Scooty 2674486 >># Noice Meymey :^)
>> [_] Anon 2674490 >># not if you have sex with the the dog you moron
>> [_] Anon 2674493 >># Fucking marked for deletion. Of Course.
>> [_] Anon 2674496 welp, this was fun. the mark of death is here
>> [_] Anon 2674500 222 replies.. on flash? what the hell!?
>> [_] Anon 2674501 >># Nope, it's here

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[_] Anon 2669335
>> [_] Anon 2669356 Oh I love that one. Fucking adorable.
>> [_] Anon 2669417 after a long day its nice to see this flash
>> [_] Anon 2669423 There is water in the desert..
>> [_] Anon 2669428 thanks for making me smile real big /f/ how do i into download
>> [_] Anon 2669429 Love it. Thanks for posting something to make me grin. This was adorable.
>> [_] Anon 2669442 　　　　　　 /j^i 　　　　　 ./　 ;! 　　　　　/　 /_＿,,.. 　　　　/　　`(_t＿,__〕 　　　 /　　　 '(_t＿,__〕　　GoodJob!!! 　　　/　　　　｛_i＿,__〕 　 ／　　　 ノ　 {_i＿_〉 ／　　　　　　＿,..-'" 　　　　　　／
>> [_] Anon 2669453 well shit, now I'm hungry
>> [_] Anon 2669465 Thanks op I needed that
>> [_] Anon 2669475 you guys are fucking gay

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[_] Anon 2666968 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2667010 >># this was good i needed this thanks
>> [_] Anon 2667019 I d'awwed so hard!
>> [_] Anon 2667021 its the little things that keep you going. :D
>> [_] Anon 2667044 >># that was beautiful the animation was smooth, much like the storyboard and chill music, simply beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2667049 >># That was really nice, music was great with it too.
>> [_] Anon 2667062 >># just saw this in my animation club. glad to see it again here!
>> [_] Anon 2667066 cute
>> [_] Anon 2667077 i fkin love this song
>> [_] Anon 2667089 >># I kno ebin flash :DDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2667098 I'm just f*cking glad that it isn't f*cked up :)

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[_] I'm not sure what's happening. Anon 2663862
>> [_] Anon 2663879 that was really sweet the music is good too thanks op you made my day
>> [_] Anon 2663880 owwww, so cute
>> [_] Anon 2663943 >># Possibly one of the best things I've discovered through /f/. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2663946 www.4chan.org/youtube/
>> [_] Anon 2663947 that was amazing
>> [_] Anon 2663970 class

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[_] Here to brighten your day Anon 2637415 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2637418 >Hasn't even washed his hands >Starts cooking >Stirs eggs with a finger Can't even imagine that there are people like this.
>> [_] Anon 2637420 Thanks, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2637453 >># Seriously? learn to not be such a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2637458 that was lovely :3
>> [_] Anon 2637461 >reminds me of my ex t-thanks
>> [_] Anon 2637467 >># You've clearly never worked 12 hours straight. At that point, nothing matters but food and sleep
>> [_] Oh Sh!t 2637469 gets me in the feels everytime, thanks op.
>> [_] jonas 2637472 the feels
>> [_] Anon 2637479 That was cute. I really like the dogs facial expressions and the overall animation style.
>> [_] Anon 2637485 >># >Can't even imagine that there are people like this. you couldn't tell by the music? they're dirty frogs
>> [_] Anon 2637523 so cute
>> [_] Anon 2637528 >># bingo.
>> [_] Anon 2637536 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
>> [_] Anon 2637556 >># >they're dirty frogs >song in brazilian >frogs u wot
>> [_] Anon 2637563 >># 10 hours days of hard manual labor in the mojave desert will do the same thing to you

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[_] Man's Best Friend Anon 2571432 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2571444 That was cute
>> [_] Anon 2571446 LOL men can be so doofy~ amazing he put the trash back in the can
>> [_] Anon 2571448 rarely comment but had to, thanks for the feels anon.
>> [_] Anon 2571450 This flash introduced me to Elis Regina a while back.Glad I clocked on it.
>> [_] Anon 2571465 >># clicked*
>> [_] Anon 2571488 Refreshing flash, thanks anon. >>#
>> [_] Anon 2571497 >># クリックド
>> [_] Anon 2571499 tfw
>> [_] AdamB15 2571522 >># Fuck you, stop don't believe stereotypes >># OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
>> [_] Anon 2571559 why did you do this to me?

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[_] Man's Best Friend Anon 2566227 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2566233 >># Man's best friend indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2566236 >># And now I'm having a happy day.
>> [_] Anon 2566267 >># sauce on song pls
>> [_] Anon 2566271 My god that made me tear up a bit, smiles and tears :'D
>> [_] Anon 2566273 >># It's in the credits, you inbred.
>> [_] Anon 2566281 Brilliant. Just what I needed today.
>> [_] Anon 2566282 >># oh shit sorry it was right there for a glimpse of a second how could I have missed that
>> [_] Anon 2566287 >># elis regina aguas de marco
>> [_] Anon 2566295 my dog died today
>> [_] Anon 2566297 whycan'tiholdallofthesefeels.bmp
>> [_] Anon 2566300 Wow.... I am now happy and depressed at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 2566307 >># I guess you could say he died like a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2566328 i D'awwwwwwd
>> [_] Anon 2566344 BRASIL PORRA!
>> [_] Anon 2566398 :3

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[_] Man's Best Friend Anon 2564135 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2564143 thanks OP this was nice also what is the song?
>> [_] Anon 2564144 >># Elis Regina - Águas de Março
>> [_] Anon 2564145 >># It's in the fucking credits, retard
>> [_] Anon 2564147 >># thanks that was nice.
>> [_] Anon 2564148 >># I was sad, but this made me happy
>> [_] Anon 2564151 >># sorry, I somehow didn't catch that
>> [_] Anon 2564173 >normalfag flash being posted on /f/ >people actually enjoy it This place is dead.
>> [_] Anon 2564178 >># It's a cute animal being cute, even we can enjoy that. Besides, there's a million other things you could call the death of /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2564180 >># THAT WAS CUTE AS FUCK FUUUUUUUCK THAT WAS CUTE OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS FUCKING CUTE AAWW YEAH IT TOOK MY FUCKING SADNESS AND SMASHED IT LIKE A BITCH thanks OP, saved
>> [_] Anon 2564187 >># Full spectrum of human emotions pal, if you want to limit yourself to terror and hate, then why don't you just kill yourself?
>> [_] Anon 2564188 >># besides your post is what's killing /f
>> [_] Anon 2564189 :3
>> [_] Anon 2564193 Thanks, doc
>> [_] Anon 2564200 Than you OP.If you never would have posted this I might have never heard of Elis Regina.
>> [_] Anon 2564209 >># Because you didn't watch the credits, maybe? You inbred.
>> [_] Anon 2564230 I can't even get my dog to stop peeing in my room
>> [_] Anon 2564238 >># My dog chewed up my last good pair of headphones.
>> [_] Anon 2564245 Is there sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2564246 The man is the job you will never have. The dog is the wife you will never have.
>> [_] Anon 2564275 Rename flash to Click here to Smile
>> [_] Anon 2564280 You know what OP? You're a good person. That made me happy.
>> [_] Anon 2564287 OP has gained +1 /f fame!
>> [_] Anon 2564294 >># yeah, where are the epic memes???? this place is gay!!! I want my knishers >:^(
>> [_] Anon 2564310 >># Responding to apologies with insults? Did it really hurt you that bad? Damn, people are getting more and more childish
>> [_] Anon 2564311 >># >normalfag flash What's normalfag about a guy coming home drunk alone to no wife or kids, much less the part where his dog is covertly taking care of him?
>> [_] Anon 2564322 >># Ah yes, this would have been 20 times better and actually worth watching if only it starred generic animu though.
>> [_] Anon 2564324 >># sorry this isn't another 2 second anime loop with rap music or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 2564325 >># >>muh lack of reposted shit flashes that are on the index every fuckign day.
>> [_] Anon 2564331 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2564333 >># shut up
>> [_] Anon 2564339 :D