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[_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)04:57 No.2673972
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:05 No.2673977
As awesome as my dog is, he will never be this awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:07 No.2673980
>>2673977
This flash just creates the illusion that it is okay to be isolated and lonely if you have a
canine companion by your side. As someone who actually is forced to endure loneliness I can
confidently say that no dog could make it any better.
OP, this flash is garbage
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:11 No.2673986
>>2673980
You're just mad that that dog fucked a perfectly good omelett up. I too am mad at his culinary
mistake.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:15 No.2673989
>>2673986
No. I am mad at false illusions that are drilled into our brain giving us a false sense of hope.
As soon as we are actually faced with isolation we soon realize just how foolish we once were to
believe there was any hope.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:15 No.2673990
>>2673980
No it doesn't.
You're just a horrible lonely faggot, you bought this on yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:17 No.2673992
>>2673990
It's no ones fault that they are alone, idiot. It's humanities fault. Everyone is too focused on
their small clique of friends to accept anyone else into their so called elite circle.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:28 No.2673996
>>2673992
You need to take the dick out of your ass before you talk again fag.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:33 No.2673997
>>2673996
You are just an obnoxious loser.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:36 No.2674000
>>2673997
At least I'm not a fag, fag.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:39 No.2674003
>>2674000
Ha. You think that insults me? I sit here and laugh at primal apes who have to resort to using
typical insults like "fag". People like you are simply lower class, and far below me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:43 No.2674008
>>2674003
>not getting an affectionate pet
>not letting them love you and vice-versa
You must impose it on yourself. Do you go out often? Do you do anything on a daily basis that has
you interacting willingly with the general public that isn't through the internet?
You might want to get a dog man, they fucking love hugs.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:45 No.2674009
>>2674008
Of course I go out often. But every time I do I am ignored by everyone around me. They never even
think to approach me and say hello. What is the point of doing anything if no one will do it with
you?
Dogs aren't my style. I had one in my early years and it did nothing to satisfy me. It just
chewed up my shoes and made me even more miserable.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:49 No.2674011
>>2674009
People aren't often going to just go up to you and say hello, it isn't much of a thing now a
days. I mean I do it but I just like doing that.
Got a job? Hang out with your co-workers. I do that a lot now since my friends are either in
collage or at work on different shifts. Best part, you might find that your co-workers are your
bros.
And dogs are awesome, take the time to train them and it will pay off. Don't make excuses to hate
the world, make excuses to love it!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:52 No.2674015
>>2674011
I hate working. It is a waste of my time when I am a full-time student and have all of the money
I need. People should just stop being so depraved and learn how to greet a guy on the streets
once in a while. It's ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:53 No.2674016
dude the edge in these comments
btw what's the song
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:53 No.2674017
>popcorn
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:55 No.2674019
>>2674015
>me me me me I I I
nobody wants to talk to the guy that sits in the corner moping about how alone he is, dude
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:55 No.2674020
>>2674016
Tfw some obnoxious idiot thinks there is "edge" in your comments.
Cut the crap already, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:56 No.2674021
>>2674019
Exactly. People are far too caught up in themselves to ever go to the guy who is rotting in
loneliness. It's sick honestly.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:57 No.2674022
>>2674020
Dude that was so edgy I think I sliced my finger open
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:59 No.2674025
>>2674022
People like you are what is wrong with the world. You disgust me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)05:59 No.2674026
>>2674021
come on man, you can't expect people to just come up to you out of the blue and talk to you.
stop wallowing in self pity and grow the balls to talk to someone
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:00 No.2674027
>>2674015
Some of us hate working, some don't.
I like to work but I like a change of pace once in a while too. But overall, greet the people you
see first and if you're a full time student you should have options to meet people right? Events,
clubs...I can't think of anything else since I didn't go to any advanced school but you have
guidance counselors who are there to help as well. You could see them or volunteer at a local
soup kitchen or something to help people, great way to meet people and it looks great on a resume!
>>2674021
Well they're caught up in themselves because a lot of people have their own issues. Someone could
have just lost their job, family member, house, friend. We also tend to think that people think
the way we do. I mean, if people as a whole were less cynical, you'd see a lot of us were near
the same. Give people a chance but even with similarities, were still different too.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:00 No.2674029
>>2674025
s t o p y o u ' r e h u r t i n g m e
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:01 No.2674030
>>2674029
Null?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:03 No.2674033
>>2674026
Wallowing in self pity? People should be the ones who comes to me.
>>2674027
I have been in college for a while semester and no one talks to me or invites me to parties.
There are no opportunities when people don't even try because they are so wrapped up with their
own friends. It's unfair.
I try to give people a chance but they never take the time to give me a chance too. I just want a
friend or even a girlfriend. Someone who can devote affections to me. But nobody ever gives it to
me. I'm beginning to wonder what the point in even trying is.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:05 No.2674036
>>2674033
you're not trying in the first place
stop being such a downer and maybe people will like you
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:07 No.2674038
>>2674036
All I've ever done is tried. It's not my fault that people never accept people like me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:08 No.2674041
>>2673972
Omelette du fromage!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:09 No.2674043
>>2674033
>people should come to me
Enjoy dying alone.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:10 No.2674044
>>2674033
ill be your friend
post skype
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:10 No.2674045
Holy fucking hell this thread is sad.
Go get some fucking adventure in. Just go wander the area until you meet some people or find
yourself in crazy circumstances.
Trust me, just go bullshitting around town and you'll eventually find yourself building some
semblance of a social life. Assuming, of course, you've any social aptitude at all, and even
that's not always necessary if there's a geek spot nearby. LAN center, library/comic store etc.
>tl;dr leaving the house helps with that ronriness business
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:12 No.2674046
>>2674038
>people like me
But from the way you describe things, if something doesn't go your way quick enough, you give up
and blame others. And quite frankly >>2674043 will end up correct unless you lower your demands
of others. Like I said, go to a school club. Find one that has your interest. Or branch out and
try a new one! Hell, join a bowling team and if you tell me you hate bowling well so do I but
it's a fun thing to do anyways. And I fucking suck at it, last time I didn't even get above 60
points. Still had fun because I went out and did it.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:13 No.2674048
>>2674044
I don't have a Skype. What is the reason if having one if you have no one to add anyways?
>>2674045
I got out all of the time. I go sight seeing, and adventure around the city. No one ever takes
notice in me. Everyone says I'm not making an effort but they fail to understand that people
don't make any effort with me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:17 No.2674052
>>2674048
>People should just come to me because I'm there
No. That isn't how life works Anon. You want the social life, you go and get it. It will not come
to you. You go out, great, now you need to go out and strike up a conversation with people. Go to
the park, sit your ass on a bench next to someone and just chat. Talk about the day ask about
theirs. You go to people, they're not just going to come to you.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:19 No.2674054
>>2674052
But if I just go to people and start a conversation off of the bat then why can't they do the
same? Is everything supposed to be placed on my shoulders? I don't see how that constitutes as
fairness. It's all one-sided.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:23 No.2674059
>>2674054
You want something, you go and get it yourself. It is one sided because you're refusing to jsut
talk to someone at random, how do you think other people are? You don't want to do it, then don't
expect them to.
You either take what you want, or let it pass you by and forever wallow in misery. But you have
time to make a change before you're a grumpity ass old man!
And get a dog. Small one so you can carry it easier and just carry it around the house, you'll
feel warmer and the dog will feel love. Win-Win
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:24 No.2674061
>>2674059
But you don't understand. If people struggle with this like I do then why do I always see people
out together socializing and having fun? Groups of friends, couples, and etc.
If they can talk to those people then why can't they just talk to me?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:26 No.2674064
I think we have another Elliot Rodger here
anon, it's time to show them how supreme you really are
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:27 No.2674066
>>2674061
They could have known each other through other ways.
But you can know people too, by just going over to them and introducing yourself. Which is why a
school club would be great, or a job!
They went and seized their lives and now you see them in public in their couples and groups. Go
do the same.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:28 No.2674067
>>2674064
It's really low and cruel to compare a person to a mindless psychopath who killed a bunch of
people.
Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:29 No.2674070
>>2674066
And if it doesn't work? Then what? I'll just be faced with even more humiliation then before.
What is the point anymore really?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:32 No.2674075
>>2674067
>low and cruel
it's like you don't even know where you are
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:32 No.2674076
>>2674070
So you'd rather wallow in your sadness instead of making effort? Because then nothing will
change. You have to bring about changes in your own life, you're grown and don't need someone to
hold your hand to cross the street anymore.
And even if it doesn't work at first, it's very possible. Met one of my best friends by just
going up to him and asking if he wanted to get something to eat.
Now he works third shift and I never see him. Gave me dragon age inquisition though, nice of him!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:32 No.2674078
Not sure if sooky kid or depressing troll.
Either way, everything it needs to know is written in this thread.
Heck, I'm in the same position (but I fucking shut my mouth about it because I'm not exactly
doing much to rectify my situation) and I've even picked up some tips from this thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:33 No.2674079
>>2674075
Well it is low and cruel even for 4chan.
>>2674076
It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. It's truly unfair.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:38 No.2674089
>>2674078
Hope I could help you Anon. Best of luck in life!
>>2674079
Life was never fair. To anyone. Chances are, the majority of people alive are the product of
rape. Was that fair to the women thousands of years ago? No. To those unwanted children that
still grew up and had more children? Definitely not. Being a bastard used to actually fuck with
your social life. Now it's pretty damn commonplace.
You try and live, or you don't and die. Either way, the choice is always yours,
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:41 No.2674094
>>2674079
>>2674079
>It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. It's truly unfair.
everyone, in some time, is fucking forced to have to try,
jesus fuck did I somehow teleport to /v/?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:43 No.2674097
>>2674078
Glad someone who deserved the advice got some out of it. Whiny anon doesn't deserve crap in life.
>boohoo I'm so well off but nobody will throw themselves on my dick
>even my dog hated me, because I'm too socially inept to even handle a dog
The Elliot Rodger comparison was spot on.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:46 No.2674101
>>2674061
for the record if you want to talk to someone it isn't their responsibility to talk to you
if you aren't speaking to anyone you have noone but yourself to blame if you're lonely.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:47 No.2674103
>>2674097
Not every person who is lonely goes on a killing spree, Anon. You are so ignorant it's actually
painful to read what you write. Get a grip.
>>2674094
I try all the time. Are you failing to understand that or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:50 No.2674107
>>2674103
>I try all the time.
do you mind telling us what's you method?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:52 No.2674108
>>2674107
I make myself approachable and I go out a lot. I have even said hi to some people before.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:52 No.2674109
>>2674103
You say you try all the time, then why did you word this comment like this whole concept is
something you've never bothered with before:
>>2674070
Unless that wasn't you and there are two roneri anons in this thread?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)06:59 No.2674112
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:03 No.2674114
>>2674108
so, you've done what everybody in civil society does on a daily basis? want a medal or something?
No one ever says "go get friends," they say "go MAKE friends". Make implies effort and
persistence. If you can't make friends the first time you try, try some more. Keep trying until
all 8 billion people on this planet reject you as a human being and then start at the beginning
again.
You
Will
MAKE
Friends
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:09 No.2674117
>>2674109
So me being lonely means I don't try?
>>2674114
I tried to make friends every day in HS. Not my fault they all rejected me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:14 No.2674118
OP here, I posted this because it was cute and wanted to share it to yo all, since I'm a faggot.
I am not sure how I feel about this result.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:15 No.2674119
>>2674118
You mean the result of everyone just going against me and being complete jerks because I speak my
mind?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:22 No.2674124
>>2674117
>Not my fault they all rejected me.
if your composure in this thread is anything to go by, it probably is your fault.
>>2674119
you're failing to see that everyone in this thread is trying to help you, you whiny cunt. Get off
your high horse and take some of the advice.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:24 No.2674125
>>2674124
What do you mean "it probably is my fault"? I'm being honest. Do you all want me to lie and give
you some unrealistic response to your advice?
I try to take and accept each bit of advice I receive if I believe it's possible and will work.
Calling me a whiny cunt isn't trying to help me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:28 No.2674128
>>2674119
Yes you dog hating, self hating, world hating little person
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:29 No.2674129
>>2674128
I don't hate the world or myself. I hate how the world has to be sometimes. But I have good
reason for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:36 No.2674134
>>2673980
that's you're own falt faget
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:38 No.2674135
>>2674118
love this flash, thanks man
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:40 No.2674136
>>2674134
And you're an obnoxious idiot who fails to comprehend anything.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:42 No.2674138
>66 posts
>21 posters
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:47 No.2674140
/r9k/ pls go
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)07:49 No.2674141
>>2673980
replies guaranteed
>> [_] undefined 01/30/15(Fri)08:02 No.2674149
>>2674140
>/r9k/ pls go
I was just comparing this thread to an /r9k/ thread.
I posted on /r9k/ from 2008 (when it was pretty good) and left a few years ago.
If it was like /r9k/ when I left posters would be deriding >>2673980 because the poster thought
their situation was slightly worse or posters would be calling the people offering advice
'normalfags'.
This thread makes me realise /f/ can be pretty nice when it wants to.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)08:13 No.2674151
>>2674149
>This thread makes me realise /f/ can be pretty nice when it wants to.
It would seem though that if the people in this thread were the typical "eat some concrete,
harden up" type people who just talked shit and left, this thread would have not have gone on for
as unnecessarily long as it did.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)08:41 No.2674171
>>2673980
>>2673989
>>2673992
>>2673997
>>2674003
>>2674009
>>2674015
>>2674021
>>2674025
>>2674027
>>2674033
You are literally the lowest form of scum on god's green Earth motherfucker, "Muh people want
talk to me, muh I don't try and converse and they still won't talk to me." Grow the fuck up cunt.
Actually SPEAK with someone then. Instead of waiting shit to come to you. I've seen this before.
You as a kid got everything handed to you on a sliver fucking plate. And now as an adult you
expect society to bend the knee to you. Ain't how it works cunt. Stop living in a bullshit /r9k/
faggot world, and grow the fuck up nigger. Turn the computer off, go outside, and find someone. A
club, a person in a bar. And stay the fuck away from this site, and especially that cancerous
board. /r9k/ is a place for the biggest beta cuckolds. "Muh normies!". Fuck off with that shit.
Stop being a Elliot Rodger dodger and expect shit to be given to you. GROW THE FUCK UP
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)08:46 No.2674174
what is going on in my /f/?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)08:54 No.2674176
>>2674171
Well first of all I was under the impression that this thread went dead, and decided to continue
browsing. But if you are going to insist on being so completely ignorant then I feel I have an
actual need to reply to get some actual facts drilled through your thick, dimwitted skull.
>You as a kid got everything handed to you on a silver fucking plate
>And now as an adult you expect society to bend the knee to you
You know nothing of what I received as a kid. And yes, I expect society to do the expected. You
know? The humane thing to do? And what is your infatuation with comparing me to people I am
nothing like? Maybe Elliot Rodger ended up killing people because people are seriously fucked.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)08:57 No.2674177
op if you're here pls share the sauce of the song
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:07 No.2674187
Good animation, great omelette. Dog was also pretty cool
9/10 would watch again
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:17 No.2674192
>>2674177
The source is "google"
>>2674176
You've just spent like, the last hour getting the attention you so desperately crave from half
the people in this thread. It's far more attention than most people have ever gotten on this site
with similar tantrums.
Seriously, what more do you want? Why do you continue to argue here with other people like
they're in the wrong when the issue here is your life and your view on it?
There's this thing called narcissism, I suggest you look it up.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:23 No.2674194
>>2674192
I continue to argue because they do the exact same. Last I heard, it was expected to respond to a
commend regarded towards you. Not sure what you mean with the narcissism comment either. Nothing
I have said can or should be classified as narcissism.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:31 No.2674199
>>2674194
Well that's just gold.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:37 No.2674202
>>2674176
Elliot killed people because he was a beta fucking cunt like you are.
McFuck off already.
You are worse than even the worst /r9k/ faggots.
Society owes you jack shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:38 No.2674203
>>2674194
>People like you are simply lower class, and far below me.
>People should be the ones who comes to me.
I just want a friend or even a girlfriend. But nobody ever gives it to me
>It's just so unfair that I'm forced to have to try like this. I have even said hi to some people
before.
>Nothing I have said can or should be classified as narcissism.
I rest my case
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:43 No.2674209
/f/ ladies and gentlemen
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:46 No.2674213
>>2674117
>not my fault
Yes. YES it is.
Why? Because you are such a fucking prick, that is why.
If you can't see why you are a prick, all hope is lost on you.
Do some self analysis once in a while.
All this fucking angst man.
Here I thought faggots like this never truly came here.
Go cuddle some tumblrite cunts.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:49 No.2674216
>>2673972
if only dogs were this awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:49 No.2674217
>>2674016
>>2674177
Maria Rita - Águas De Março
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:51 No.2674219
whats going on in this threa---OH GOD NO
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)09:55 No.2674220
ITT: Baby boomers trying to teach reality to a Yuppie
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:02 No.2674224
>>2674194
This guy....
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:08 No.2674228
>88 replies
>/f/
what the fuck guys
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:13 No.2674233
Go /f/uck the world ! we're so many
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:14 No.2674234
>>2674125
Ok, if calling you a whiny cunt isnt going to help you then here: stop whining about it and do
something about it, not just "go out" and then go home crying about the people who were having
fun while you werent. Its really not unfair at all that you are lonely. If you really want
someone to share your life with or just have fun with then stop focusing about the negatives in
your life.
if you really want to get friends, dont go to big parties, dont go to gatherings for people with
equal interrests, and get the fuck off 4chan, 8chan, reddit, 9gag or whatever the fuck you are
spending your time on. find an activity and do that activity.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:15 No.2674235
>>2674234
cont.
What i did is i joined a kiting class, and here i found a lot of different people, because nobody
knew each other from before. that is the best thing. not finding a place that are in the same
situation as you, but finding people that are in a different situation than you. Hell, i used to
be a lonely fuck on the verge of suicide, but then i tried a different approach and ended up with
a few friends, and even my gf
what i am trying to say is: your life is YOUR life. And no life is the same as the others. thats
also why you can change the outcome of your life.
you know what? just fuck it. do whatever makes you happy, anon, but do not say that it is
"unfair" that people dont approach you, you selfish fuck. now do some shit
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:16 No.2674236
For the love of god, please stop feeding the troll.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:20 No.2674241
>>2674192
this dude knows whats up
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:22 No.2674244
Can we get to 100?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:22 No.2674245
>>2674194
uhm, yeah. most of what you have said is pretty much like putting a big fucking poster that says
"NARCISSIST!" on your head you ass.
what the fuck do you want out of this anyways?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:23 No.2674246
>>2674244
no. it wont happen.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:23 No.2674247
100 on /f/?! Can't be!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:24 No.2674248
>>2674220
kek'd
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:25 No.2674250
Stop feeding the troll. Just leave him to die alone. He does not deserve a social life anyways.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:25 No.2674251
Jesus fuck this was adorable
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:25 No.2674252
This shit is bananas.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:25 No.2674253
>>2674247
oh yes it can
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:26 No.2674254
Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on [insert board here].
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:27 No.2674255
>>2674254
Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on /co/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:27 No.2674256
How high can we get?!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:28 No.2674257
>>2674254
Oh fuck, 100 posts of 3 retards shit posting to each other! It's like I'm on /v/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:29 No.2674259
I'm gay
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:38 No.2674261
Archiving this thread, this is beautiful, in it's own freaking stupid way.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:39 No.2674262
>>2674256
This is the record
http://imgur.com/ywppI4m,nwbdIWR#0
But I'm sure you will beat it one day
Believe in the shitposter that believes in you
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:42 No.2674265
>>2674262
should be easy 5 people posting 100 posts
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:43 No.2674266
>>2674262
was that thread also shitposted to hell or was it actual discussion?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:43 No.2674268
>>2674256
>>2674262
doesnt count if people just post to increase the post count anyway
>>2674261
http://swfchan.net/26/EZTNVV1.shtml
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:43 No.2674269
>>2674262
500? what the hell were they posting to each other?
>> [_] New GM 01/30/15(Fri)10:44 No.2674270
>get on /f/ after work for some good ol morning flashes
>see this dog omelet thing again and think "man, that actually was a pretty good flash. good
thing someone posted it"
>see it has 108 replies
>"holy fucking shit it wasn't THAT good"
>the entire thread is responding to one person bent out of shape because he is made of spaghetti
>MFW I realize this is the single largest troll I have seen on /f/ in a very long time.
My god you glorious bastard, I salute you. If you hadn't posted, this flash would have gotten
maybe 6 replies.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:45 No.2674271
>>2674266
>>2674269
http://swfchan.net/17/GDBLSSV.shtml
basically same old story, some twat starts remarking on how big the thread is then more twats
want to make it bigger
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:45 No.2674272
>>2674262
Ty anon, the shitposter will always be in our hearts.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:47 No.2674273
>>2674270
>If you hadn't posted, this flash would have gotten maybe 6 replies.
Pretty much this. The replies is what made me check out the thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:47 No.2674274
hodor?
>> [_] Moot 2 01/30/15(Fri)10:49 No.2674276
>>2674270
I guess he actually did like this flash after all
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:49 No.2674277
>>2674274
>HODOR
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:51 No.2674279
>>2674277
no... not again
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:51 No.2674281
>>2674277
>>2674279
>HORDOR
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:53 No.2674282
>>2674281
>>2674279
>>2674277
>hodor hodor
let the shitposting continiue!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:57 No.2674288
>HODOR?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)10:59 No.2674290
>>2674288
>HORDOR
[spoiler]Also dubs[/nospoilerson/f/]
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:01 No.2674291
>>2674268
Thanks. I'm dumb and didn't know that whole threads were archived o.O
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:16 No.2674297
>>2674256
How high is the sky?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:18 No.2674300
>>2674297
PRETTY FUCKING HIGH!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:23 No.2674305
So many replies
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:26 No.2674308
>>2674305
must.... post.... more....
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:28 No.2674309
>>2674300
Post count is gonna be higher anyway.
By the way, how can be somebody unable to cook an omelette?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:33 No.2674313
>>2674310
check this awesome game out
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:33 No.2674314
>>2674309
he is tired an despondent from his job.
Or he's living along and is used to ramen every night.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:37 No.2674315
upvoting this thread
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:39 No.2674320
+1
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:44 No.2674323
Check my doubles
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)11:56 No.2674334
>>2674323
Thankfully we don't get a lot of that around here
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:04 No.2674340
>>2674270
this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:06 No.2674342
>>2673990
I never should have replied.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:09 No.2674344
O_O never saw so many replies on /f/. I think I'm gonna be attacked by calling a newfag and
should kill yourself, right ?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:10 No.2674345
/f/ hasn't grown in like 10 years, /b/ 2.0.
>> [_] vipper 01/30/15(Fri)12:11 No.2674346
141 replies. is this the biggest thread on /f/?
Also post ending in 6 changes this thread to a chicken tendies thread
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:12 No.2674347
>>2674344
wow I have dubs
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:12 No.2674348
>>2674334
you are right
also check em
>> [_] Scooty 01/30/15(Fri)12:13 No.2674349
>>2674125
holy /f/uck guys, you feed this troll so much he became more obese then fucking Texas
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:14 No.2674350
>>2674347
niCE
>> [_] Scooty 01/30/15(Fri)12:16 No.2674351
The whole time reading this, alright when is this gonna stop. [spoiler]>tfw 100 posts later
0_0[spoiler]
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:20 No.2674355
>>2674346
fugg :DDD
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:20 No.2674356
>>2674355
Nice dubs.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:21 No.2674357
what in the fuck 150 goddamn replies
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:22 No.2674359
>>2674356
very much so!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:24 No.2674362
What the fuck is happening here.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:25 No.2674364
please stop motherfuckers
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:31 No.2674368
just contributing to the reply number here, and wasting my life for you faggots
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:32 No.2674371
wew
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:34 No.2674378
coontribotin
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:37 No.2674380
bump
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:39 No.2674382
WOWSOMANYREPLIESNEVERSAWSOMETHINGLIKETHISBEFOREONFLIKEHORYSHIETWTF
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:40 No.2674384
BTWTHISFLASHISAMAZING
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:47 No.2674388
>161 replies
>on /f/
holy moley
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:47 No.2674389
meme reply
>> [_] Douche Senpai 01/30/15(Fri)12:50 No.2674391
Yolo post.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:55 No.2674396
can this thread make it top 200 replies
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:55 No.2674397
how many good boy points do I need for my dog to make me some tendies?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:56 No.2674398
>>2674396
we can damn well try
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:57 No.2674400
>>2674397
you need the dog DLC
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:58 No.2674401
Wow, over 50 replies... wooooow
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:58 No.2674402
>>2674398
why hasn't this happened yet?
I've seen about 6 threads with at least 100 replies, why not more?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:59 No.2674403
>>2674400
how many good boy points is the DLC?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)12:59 No.2674404
>>2674397
9.99 $ on steam if I were you I would get the Omelette season pas, it might be more expensive but
you'll get the cat and duck dlc as-well
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:00 No.2674405
GO
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:00 No.2674406
>>2674382
^This
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:00 No.2674407
>>2674403
more than you have
sorry m8
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:02 No.2674408
>>2674402
>>2674262
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:02 No.2674409
Check em.
>> [_] Vocaroofag 01/30/15(Fri)13:03 No.2674411
>All these people talking about loneliness
>Be socially dead
>Know full well I could join a bowling league or something
>Don't because I'm comfortable talking to people online.
You my canine companions, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:04 No.2674412
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS POST HAS MORE THAN 160 REPLIES FOR REAL ?????
HAHAHAHAHA
faggots
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:10 No.2674417
REPLY TO ME YOU /F/AGGOTS
>> [_] vipper 01/30/15(Fri)13:12 No.2674422
180GET
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:13 No.2674423
Don't mind me, just posting in epin thread
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:14 No.2674424
>>2674347
sweet job bro
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:15 No.2674425
Current number of unique posters in thread: 75
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:16 No.2674426
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
What's the most commonly spoken French phrase?
>> [_] sage 01/30/15(Fri)13:17 No.2674428
>180 replies
>on /f/
God dammit, you're better than this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:18 No.2674429
>>2674417
make me
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:21 No.2674430
>77 posters
187 replies
that's some samefagging we're seeing
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:23 No.2674434
>>2674194
>yfw ppl in this thread aren't arguing with you, rather trying to help you out.
I'm a pretty lonely person, very few friends. But I'm actually okay with that.
And if I wasn't the last I'd be doing is whining that people aren't doing what I expect them to
do/living up to my unrealistic expectations of the world.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:24 No.2674435
>188 replies
What the fuck is happening to /f/?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:24 No.2674436
>>2674434
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FREIDNS LE YOU MAd brither XDDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:25 No.2674437
>>2674430
187/77 = 2.43 posts per person
People are able to post more than once in a thread.
Samefags are people that reply to themselves.
Know the difference
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:25 No.2674438
and they say no one knows about /f/ btw anyone know what the highest record for any flash's
replies? I think we are pretty close.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:25 No.2674439
>>2674434
HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF M8TY LE RDDITOR IS HERE XDDDDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:26 No.2674440
posting in epic bread
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:27 No.2674441
>>2674438
>>2674408
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:28 No.2674444
>>2674438
500 replies
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:29 No.2674446
>>2674444
quads of 4
sweet mary mother of god
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:29 No.2674447
500 is so round, does that mean that is the limit of replies to any flash??
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:32 No.2674449
>>2674447
The flash actually 404'd at 535 replies, and that was only because mods hate fun and marked it
for deletion.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:32 No.2674450
>>2673972
jeeesus... this thread is pure cancer.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:32 No.2674451
200th post get
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:32 No.2674452
>>2674450
>>>/b/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:33 No.2674454
>>2674449
>mods hate fun so they mark flashes for deletion
I seriously hope you're not that retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:35 No.2674456
>>2674451
so close
we did it everyone, over 200 posts, remember this thread and tell your kids about it
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:37 No.2674459
>>2674454
Just notice that flashes that get lots of replies get marked for deletion even if they're been
posted for the first time.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:38 No.2674461
>>2674342
Love you, anon
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:38 No.2674463
>>2674459
this one hasn't
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:39 No.2674464
>>2674463
I noticed that
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:41 No.2674465
im suprised this hasnt been deleted yet?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:42 No.2674467
>>2674465
post a bunch of .swf if you really want it to be
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:45 No.2674471
>>2674262
i remember that thread, had to work when it was around 300, had no clue it made it to 5
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:47 No.2674474
>>2674463
has now
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:47 No.2674475
>>2674117
Chris? Chris fucking Ritzer, is that you?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:47 No.2674476
>>2674467
i want it to live. LIVE GOD DAMMIT!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:47 No.2674477
>>2674459
you have no idea how /f/ works, do you
I have only one word for you
pruning
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:48 No.2674478
wut
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:51 No.2674481
this thread has a lot of posts
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:51 No.2674482
>>2674436
>>2674439
thats some terminal cancer there
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:55 No.2674485
Posting
In an EPIC thread
>> [_] Scooty 01/30/15(Fri)13:57 No.2674486
>>2674485
Noice Meymey :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)14:01 No.2674490
>>2673980
not if you have sex with the the dog you moron
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)14:02 No.2674493
>>2673972
Fucking marked for deletion. Of Course.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)14:10 No.2674496
welp, this was fun. the mark of death is here
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)14:12 No.2674500
222 replies.. on flash? what the hell!?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)14:12 No.2674501
>>2674496
Nope, it's here
