File: 4chan is actively conspiring to make you gay.swf-(349 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)17:44:28 No.3004403
Boisterous homos are not in any form cool or funny
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)17:49:03 No.3004405
>>3004403
Get out newfag.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)17:51:42 No.3004406
>>3004403
>there is a conspiracy on here to turn guys gay
Yes there is and if one stays long enough he will always fall prey to it no matter how strong his
determination is.
Better leave the chan now before you find yourself on your knees...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)17:52:38 No.3004407
Seriously OP. It's really really dumb.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:19:42 No.3004425
>>3004403
More like bi, but yeah... I guess?
Altho I discovered I was bi before I discovered 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:23:37 No.3004428
>>3004403
>I'm insecure about my sexuality
>I'm leaning towards becoming closet gay
>I wan't everyone to know about my transformation
Wishing you all the best new /f/aggot
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:30:45 No.3004432
>on 4chan and other chans since 2008
>straight
"4chan makes you bi" is a meme. its a bunch of insecure dweebs that talk about their bodies and
whats wrong with it to the point that they think about their body much more than say, a
relationship with other people. this causes the person to think about the ideal version of the
male body to such an unhealthy extent that it makes them feel like they are bi, or even gay
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:35:15 No.3004438
>>3004432
Don't quit your day job.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:36:50 No.3004439
>>3004438
>4chan
>job
nigga
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:38:28 No.3004442
>>3004438
He's right though.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:38:38 No.3004443
>>3004439
Are you saying you don't have a job?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:40:01 No.3004444
>>3004438
Do you even know how to use that term as an insult?
It means someone is bad at what they do.
Not that they have no life.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:41:27 No.3004445
>>3004444
quads dont lie
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:46:43 No.3004447
>>3004444
Did we read the same post? I wasn't implying he has no life. He was talking about how people
think and I think he's very wrong.
>>3004442
I'm pretty sure fapping to gay porn means you're gay/bi, so I disagree that people on 4chan are
just confused/not thinking straight.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:48:40 No.3004449
imagine a large throbbing penis
its slowly floating towards your mouth
you open your mouth
it slides in
...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:53:18 No.3004452
>>3004447
>I think he's very wrong
No you ARE wrong and he IS right.
No one cares what you think because you obviously don't know.
>fapping to gay porn
So you assume gachimuchi flashes are porn?
You also assume whenever porn comes up regardless what it is, people fap to it?
How old are you kid?
And how insecure are you that you assume everyone else must be gay if they are watching what you
watch.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:54:30 No.3004453
>>3004452
>closet homo detected
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)18:56:05 No.3004454
i think if anything, this site has given me the desire to fuck a trap.
Gay? Yes.
And I promise not to give even an iota of a single fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:00:29 No.3004457
>>3004452
>first thing
You replied and seem a little annoyed, so no.
>second thing
How old are you? He said "4chan makes you bi" is just a meme because people who talk about men's
bodies and male ideal on here think they're gay, but the "meme" would have come from people
fapping to gay porn they found on 4chan, not from that. I haven't seen anyone who watches
Thursgay flashes or goes to dick rate threads say they think they're gay.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:03:45 No.3004459
>>3004457
Are you going to completely avoid my questions and pose ones that make no sense?
Look at how you structured your response, you're clearly new here and under the age of 18.
Just leave.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:05:01 No.3004460
Thanks, Bud.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:06:05 No.3004461
I was 100% straight when I started visiting 4chan regularly.
Now I think about dick 24/7.
:(
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:07:20 No.3004465
>>3004457
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's 3 blocks down.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:08:04 No.3004466
>>3004406
You mean like a pack of fuckin' fruits?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:11:09 No.3004469
>>3004459
Sorry, lol. They seemed rhetorical.
>So you assume gachimuchi flashes are porn?
No, where'd you get that from? None of the Thursgay flashes I've seen have the porn in them.
>You also assume whenever porn comes up regardless what it is, people fap to it?
This, too. Where'd you get it? I didn't say nor imply that either.
>How old are you kid?
18.
>And how insecure are you that you assume everyone else must be gay if they are watching what you
watch.
what
I didn't say nor imply that. But I think you'd see that from my other post, >>3004457.
>the "meme" would have come from people fapping to gay porn they found on 4chan
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:14:32 No.3004471
>>3004469
>Actually apologizing and answering rhetorical questions
Forgetting rule #1 - trust nobody.
*tips fedora*
Good day sir.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:15:11 No.3004472
>>3004403
It's funny, it doesn't turn you gay if you're not kinda gay already.
OP is fag
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:16:16 No.3004475
>>3004471
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:17:50 No.3004479
>>3004475
Sorry for what?
Our daddies taught us never to be ashamed of our dicks.
Especially since they're such a good size and all.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:21:02 No.3004481
>>3004465
FUCK YOU!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:21:50 No.3004482
>>3004479
Yeah, I can see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:23:58 No.3004484
>>3004471
Learn to read replies. See >>3004459.
>Are you going to completely avoid my questions and pose ones that make no sense?
They weren't rhetorical.
>Forgetting rule #1 - trust nobody.
Acksherley,
*pushes up glasses*
Rool wun iz
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United
States law.
>*tips fedora*
>Good day sir.
>Implying not acting like the typical /b/tard means you're from Reddit
How new are you?
>>3004475
>>3004479
>>3004482
KEK.
>>3004481
You aren't me nigga.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:24:04 No.3004485
are you so dumb that you even answer rhetorical questions?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:26:32 No.3004488
>>3004484
>Doesn't even know the "FUCK YOU" joke.
You are extremely new.
Keep raging madfag.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:27:56 No.3004489
>>3004488
Nah fuck you leatherman
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:28:40 No.3004490
>>3004485
lrn2red. See >>3004484.
>Learn to read replies. See >>3004459.
>>Are you going to completely avoid my questions and pose ones that make no sense?
>They weren't rhetorical.
>>3004488
I know the joke, but >>3004481 wasn't funny. It's just "fuck you", anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:31:59 No.3004492
>>3004490
why don't you go suck a penis and calm down
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:33:58 No.3004493
>>3004490
>Oh boo hoo they weren't rhetorical please don't make fun of me
>I didn't know the joke, but I know it now
>Not realizing rule #1 was in regards to the internet and not the board
Here let me put a smug face to make you angrier
:^)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:37:17 No.3004496
>>3004490
i dont know, do you?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:37:53 No.3004497
>>3004496
I'm guessing it's a white hole.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:40:14 No.3004500
>>3004497
first of all, its day time, and this is no game
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:41:34 No.3004502
>>3004500
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe; a white hole returns it.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:42:15 No.3004503
>>3004492
But I am calm
>>3004493
>>Oh boo hoo they weren't rhetorical please don't make fun of me
They weren't though. Correcting an obvious mistake sn't boohooing.
>>I didn't know the joke, but I know it now
No, I've known for awhile. How would I find out just now?
>>Not realizing rule #1 was in regards to the internet and not the board
Yes, "Acksherley, *pushes up glasses* Rool wun iz [quote]" isn't sarcastic at all.
>Here let me put a smug face to make you angrier
>:^)
It's not just smug. It implies you're being sarcastic, fignewton.
>>3004496
what
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:43:08 No.3004504
>>3004503
TL;DR
Keep crying them salty tears.
>>3004502
Something spewing time, back into the universe?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:44:08 No.3004505
>>3004502
so what is it?
>>3004503
check mate
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:44:18 No.3004506
>>3004504
no u
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:45:08 No.3004508
>>3004504
Precisely
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:46:09 No.3004511
>>3004505
Only joking
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:48:17 No.3004513
ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:50:14 No.3004516
>>3004513
TWO NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:50:31 No.3004518
>>3004511
I've never seen one before. No one has!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:50:46 No.3004519
>>3004516
THREE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:51:05 No.3004520
>>3004503
>But I am calm
You'd be calmer with a benis in the mouth.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:51:14 No.3004521
>>3004516
THREE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:51:40 No.3004523
>>3004519
FOUR NAKED MEN
>>3004521
FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:51:43 No.3004524
>>3004520
so you admit youre checkin me out, and you wanna mate
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:52:19 No.3004525
>>3004521
FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:56:02 No.3004531
>>3004524
You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:56:15 No.3004532
>>3004524
n... no.
its not like I think you're cute or something...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:57:56 No.3004534
>>3004531
oh yeah? you sound like a total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions
>>3004532
you got a license to sell hotdogs chico man?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:57:57 No.3004535
I didn't know stephanie meyers browsed 4chan
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:58:01 No.3004536
>>3004532
When you slumber, a cucumber.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:58:59 No.3004538
>>3004536
you nap uh
you get slap uh
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:59:13 No.3004539
>>3004524
>>3004531
>>3004534
KEK.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:59:48 No.3004540
>>3004534
>This guy might be better than me
You're right, I am better than me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)19:59:50 No.3004541
>>3004525
FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:02:24 No.3004544
>>3004541
RUOF DEKAN NEM
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:04:21 No.3004545
>>3004540
look buddy, know when youre defeated, accept your defecation
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:04:34 No.3004546
>>3004534
No license but im after your hotdog breh.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:07:42 No.3004549
>>3004541
FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:08:12 No.3004550
>>3004549
FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:09:29 No.3004552
can we stop with this meme
its not funny
hurr hurr randum number + naked man I SO FUNNAY
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:09:40 No.3004553
>>3004550
FIVE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:10:41 No.3004555
>>3004552
ONE LONELY NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:10:57 No.3004556
>>3004552
>hurr hurr randum number + naked man SO FUNNAY
>randum number
Welcome newfriend. How long have you been here now?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:11:02 No.3004557
>>3004546
you only have one peni??? let me see it
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:13:01 No.3004559
i have a confession /f/
i posted both
>>3004432
and
>>3004485
i derailed the same thread twice
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:15:13 No.3004560
>>3004559
You're the un-me, I'm the real me, you wannabe me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:16:03 No.3004561
>>3004557
>*shows you my big ding dong*
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:16:41 No.3004562
That's one explanation for this thread being comprised entirely of knobgobblin hobgoblin faggots.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:17:28 No.3004563
>>3004560
kiddo, i was the real me when you were still in your short pants
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:17:48 No.3004564
I thought it was an unspoken fact that we are all faggots on the internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:18:27 No.3004565
>>3004559
I bet you aren't either of them.
>>3004560
>>3004563
I love these quotes.
>>3004562
The explanation is that it's /f/, new.
>>3004564
yeah basically
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:22:49 No.3004567
>>3004563
Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first.
Me bequeathed thee, the psycho-pathological hand-you-downs.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:27:21 No.3004568
ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:28:24 No.3004569
I haven't read anything up here, can someone tell me in a single line what they were talking?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:29:55 No.3004571
85 / 0 / 20 / 1
Geezuz, only 20 posters. Probably there's only two people here, arguing.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:30:00 No.3004572
>>3004565
Ok, count of 3 we show what's under the loin cloth.
Wiener takes all.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:31:57 No.3004574
>>3004571
Look at you, you look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearance.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:32:15 No.3004575
>>3004568
A NAKED HOLE?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:33:03 No.3004578
>>3004569
Argument about 4chan turning people gay.
>>3004571
There's three or four.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:37:35 No.3004582
>>3004571
theres 4 posters
and theyre naked
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:38:17 No.3004584
>>3004575
ONLY FOUR.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:38:58 No.3004585
>>3004575
>>3004582
Precisely.
That's why we're experiencing these curious naked men on board.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:43:01 No.3004590
I'm a deep deep deep deep boy next door.
Bondage party boy next door.
Deep deep deep deep dungeon master.
IT'S SO FUCKING DEEP!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:49:57 No.3004597
>>3004403
>>3004410
