File: Amazon Echo.swf-(9.73 MB, 528x304, Other)
[_] Not creepy at all Anon 2594453 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2594458 >># Chatty patty>Alexa
>> [_] Anon 2594468 >implying any of these devices are not logging all of your conversations and information and sending them directly to a CIA database. fucking people man.
>> [_] beef 2594470 >># Boy "Can it hear me anywhere?" Dad "NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU ANYWAY KID DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT IT'S JUST ALWAYS ON BUT REALLY ONLY LISTENS WHEN YOU SAY THE KEY WORD I SWEAR" yeah,i'm gonna build an altoids tin EMP generator because if these things are everywhere i'm not gonna be okay with that.
>> [_] Anon 2594471 incredibly cringe-worthy
>> [_] Anon 2594475 >># I immediately thought this as well, fucking amazon
>> [_] Anon 2594476 how do white people wake up to such quite noises?
>> [_] Anon 2594488 >># they live in a neighborhood that's not in the middle of a city, next to a rail-rode, and without niggers doing drivebys
>> [_] Anon 2594496 somebody must make that ads into something worth watching on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2594501 >># >" The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it;..." >We were warned. >We didn't listen.
>> [_] Anon 2594502 Orwell all up in dis bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2594509 "Alexa, read back to me the last search made" "Sure. The last search you made was: > oh fuck oh Jesus Alexa you're so much better than my wife. I'm taking the condom off.
>> [_] Anon 2594526 >># You can bet its gonna gather information for not only government shit but also amazon so they can target ads at you.
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2594529 >># >># >># >># >># >># I bet you all believe the Illuminati is real as well. Paranoid fucking Americans.
>> [_] Anon 2594531 >># >only government ur an idiot
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2594535 >># Who are you quoting, newfag?
>> [_] Anon 2594537 >># it a typo sry lol xD
>> [_] Anon 2594548 >># Not being paranoid or anything but it is partly true. They will record all the information you give it, so they can analyze it and enhance their ads or sell it to companies(which a lot of sites like facebook already does).
>> [_] Anon 2594555 >># If it's not actually listening all the time, how does it know if you said the special word or not?
>> [_] Anon 2594558 >># "and enhance their ads" you do realize the American government logs just about everything people do, which is why encryption and programs like Tor are so useful.
>> [_] Anon 2594562 Why do you people act like anything that's recorded of you is actually important or used, implying it even is used in the first place? The main thing about this is I can just use google or my phone for anything it does.
>> [_] Anon 2594570 Alexa make sexy noises while I stroke my meat
>> [_] Anon 2594571 >># I'm an engineer in the ad buisness. AFAIK, we don't pin names to numbers, but we DO pin everything else down. So, as long as I can't grab your ID, and manually pin it to you, its useless. Creepy, yes. Morally wrong? Eh. But it's not outright conspiracy. Not willingly, anyway. Also non-US. IDK how it goes over there.
>> [_] Anon 2594574 >># I was talking about Amazon, also the American government is not the only one that checks out what everyone is doing, it is just that the Americans got caught red-handed a few years ago, this is why people gets so paranoid.
>> [_] Anon 2594578 >># >Watch this entire ad >Not a single "where the hood at?" joke Step it up, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2594581 >># If this black tube can do this, then I will buy it. IDGAF about government tracking if I can have sexy moans on demand.
>> [_] Anon 2594583 Where da hood remix at?
>> [_] Anon 2594586 Alexa, name 10 things that aren't jackie chan.
>> [_] Anon 2594592 >># Hey buddy, I'm doing the same thing with clicktale, GA, and a few other plug-and-play scripts on our company site. All I've ever been able to come up with is "person X likes gay porn, mountain dew, cats, and BF3". That is, until person X actually signs up for something on the site, and I then have any information they've given me. So when a family signs up for Amazon Echo, and their teen boy starts asking it where to download loli, it's linked to the family. Any db admin who wants to write the right query can see what mischevious things people get up to.
>> [_] Anon 2594598 yay... our generation is going to turn into bigger tards
>> [_] Anon 2594604 >># no dude, we're all going to die because we'll marry Alexa
>> [_] Anon 2594607 >># Jumping Jacks Archie Comics Cartoons Kites Ingrown toenails Einstein China Hugo Boss Anime Niggers
>> [_] Anon 2594610 >># Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh Yeeeeh
>> [_] Anon 2594611 >># >gives you instructions on prepping various meats
>> [_] Anon 2594621 Damn.
>> [_] Anon 2594625 Can Alexa love you? I don't care if she fakes it. I don't care about anything anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2594626 >># we dont shoot at eachother all night
>> [_] Anon 2594628 >># I love you, anon. I don't know who you are, but I deeply love you. I wish I could hug you.
>> [_] Anon 2594636 >># oh you
>> [_] Anon 2594663 Alexa more like lix a lot of butts!!!