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Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3013326 Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 30. Discovered flash files: 1 File: Pumpkin Roll.swf-(9.84 MB, 416x224, Loop) [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)17:14:19 No.3013326 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:26:17 No.3013377 I expected this to be like a how to basic video. Instead I started crying after a while. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:29:20 No.3013380 >>3013326 Hello, today were going to make myself. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:39:42 No.3013387 I sorta enjoyed watching this also, I am confused >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:00:42 No.3013404 >>3013326 > I'm sorry, I never took Mclard Fat in language class. I don't understand her language. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:07:02 No.3013408 I watched through a few minutes of this thinking there was actually going to be something to it, but it's just a how-to video. Is the joke just that she's fat? That's what you want your chefs to look like, they know what they're doing when it comes to food. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:33:33 No.3013423 this bitch is too fat. She's having trouble breathing. Watch your weight, pls Americunts. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:34:27 No.3013424 I wonder if she actually did run into a subscriber out in the wild? I mean, she can't have many of them, so odds are low that they'd run across her. Unless it was someone she knew who subscribed out of friendship. Though I kinda feel like it's more likely she just made that up, alone in her kitchen talking to herself and her camera, dreaming the unattainable dream of being out in public and having a friendly conversation with someone. She finishes the video. Clicks the camera off. Reality clicks on. There is no Melissa. People turn away from her in disgust whenever she shows her face. Every smile is tainted by pity. She will never know affection. She's tired all the time, it hurts. Is that sweat running down her cheek, or a tear? Is that sound panting or quiet sobbing? She came to terms with the answer long ago: It doesn't matter which, because nobody in the world will ever care enough about her to find out. She imagines a life for herself behind the camera lens. The camera's off. It's gone. It's just her and the pumpkin roll. It's gone. It's gone. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:41:22 No.3013427 Pukkin roul >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)20:21:24 No.3013451 >>3013377 >>3013424 I cried too >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)20:31:29 No.3013455 >>3013424 come on man don't do this it's only tuesday >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:06:09 No.3013469 I can't believe I actually watched the entire thing...like I'm flabbergasted. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:19:28 No.3013473 >>3013326 The joke is she's fat? Good joke >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:19:48 No.3013474 >the act of putting a peice of parchment paper onto a cookie sheet made her winded GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:24:38 No.3013477 fuck movies! >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:28:38 No.3013479 pukkin roll* >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:31:06 No.3013482 >>3013380 >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:35:35 No.3013484 >>3013424 Whelp, I'm going on a diet! >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:45:16 No.3013487 Pumpkin's rolls made some fine pumpkin roll. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:47:30 No.3013488 >>3013424 Even if she has few subscribers, it's hard to miss her on the street. And I bet that roll would taste just fine to earn a sub. I'd rather stay away from diabetes, though. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:53:09 No.3013490 >>3013326 Would visit her if she opened a diner. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:58:56 No.3013491 anyone got sauce on vid? >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:59:48 No.3013493 >>3013424 She does have a number of subscriber and a bit of a cult following, tho. She also has been hospitalized often these days due to her failing health. These are truly the final years of Simply Sara. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:01:19 No.3013495 >>3013488 are you kidding me? she says the words "powdered sugar" at least five times throughout the entire video what the fuck? >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:12:25 No.3013498 >>3013326 it looks good but is that much powdered sugar really necessary? also its funny she has a powdered sugar spreader right there, I image it gets a lot a use. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:22:59 No.3013508 Rich Evans really let himself go >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:34:13 No.3013515 COPD like a mothafucka! He weight and serious lack of neck is greatly effecting her ability to breath or to say the word "pumpkin" properly. If she's not on oxygen yet, she will be soon. I'm not trying to be an ass about this either. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:40:05 No.3013519 I am impressed how she is out of breath by merely standing and talking. >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:44:31 No.3013521 > http://imgur.com/dsK8Q3t Dear god >> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:45:43 No.3013524 Did some research. I'm pretty sure she's dead by now unfortunately. |
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