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This is resource YDS5YP7, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:2/2 -2016 23:15:01

Ended:3/2 -2016 04:46:29

Checked:3/2 -2016 05:09:49

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3013326
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 30.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Pumpkin Roll.swf-(9.84 MB, 416x224, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)17:14:19 No.3013326

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:26:17 No.3013377

  I expected this to be like a how to basic video. Instead I started crying after a while.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:29:20 No.3013380

  >>3013326
  Hello, today were going to make myself.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)18:39:42 No.3013387

  I sorta enjoyed watching this

  also, I am confused

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:00:42 No.3013404

  >>3013326
  > I'm sorry, I never took Mclard Fat in language class.
  I don't understand her language.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:07:02 No.3013408

  I watched through a few minutes of this thinking there was actually going to be something to it,
  but it's just a how-to video. Is the joke just that she's fat? That's what you want your chefs to
  look like, they know what they're doing when it comes to food.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:33:33 No.3013423

  this bitch is too fat. She's having trouble breathing. Watch your weight, pls Americunts.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:34:27 No.3013424

  I wonder if she actually did run into a subscriber out in the wild? I mean, she can't have many
  of them, so odds are low that they'd run across her. Unless it was someone she knew who
  subscribed out of friendship. Though I kinda feel like it's more likely she just made that up,
  alone in her kitchen talking to herself and her camera, dreaming the unattainable dream of being
  out in public and having a friendly conversation with someone.

  She finishes the video. Clicks the camera off. Reality clicks on. There is no Melissa. People
  turn away from her in disgust whenever she shows her face. Every smile is tainted by pity. She
  will never know affection. She's tired all the time, it hurts. Is that sweat running down her
  cheek, or a tear? Is that sound panting or quiet sobbing? She came to terms with the answer long
  ago: It doesn't matter which, because nobody in the world will ever care enough about her to find
  out. She imagines a life for herself behind the camera lens. The camera's off. It's gone. It's
  just her and the pumpkin roll. It's gone.

  It's gone.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)19:41:22 No.3013427

  Pukkin roul

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)20:21:24 No.3013451

  >>3013377
  >>3013424
  I cried too

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)20:31:29 No.3013455

  >>3013424
  come on man don't do this it's only tuesday

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:06:09 No.3013469

  I can't believe I actually watched the entire thing...like I'm flabbergasted.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:19:28 No.3013473

  >>3013326
  The joke is she's fat? Good joke

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:19:48 No.3013474

  >the act of putting a peice of parchment paper onto a cookie sheet made her winded

  GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD
  GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:24:38 No.3013477

  fuck movies!

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:28:38 No.3013479

  pukkin roll*

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:31:06 No.3013482

  >>3013380

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:35:35 No.3013484

  >>3013424
  Whelp, I'm going on a diet!

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:45:16 No.3013487

  Pumpkin's rolls made some fine pumpkin roll.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:47:30 No.3013488

  >>3013424
  Even if she has few subscribers, it's hard to miss her on the street.

  And I bet that roll would taste just fine to earn a sub. I'd rather stay away from diabetes,
  though.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:53:09 No.3013490

  >>3013326
  Would visit her if she opened a diner.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:58:56 No.3013491

  anyone got sauce on vid?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)21:59:48 No.3013493

  >>3013424
  She does have a number of subscriber and a bit of a cult following, tho. She also has been
  hospitalized often these days due to her failing health. These are truly the final years of
  Simply Sara.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:01:19 No.3013495

  >>3013488
  are you kidding me?
  she says the words "powdered sugar" at least five times throughout the entire video what the fuck?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:12:25 No.3013498

  >>3013326
  it looks good but is that much powdered sugar really necessary?

  also its funny she has a powdered sugar spreader right there, I image it gets a lot a use.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:22:59 No.3013508

  Rich Evans really let himself go

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:34:13 No.3013515

  COPD like a mothafucka! He weight and serious lack of neck is greatly effecting her ability to
  breath or to say the word "pumpkin" properly. If she's not on oxygen yet, she will be soon. I'm
  not trying to be an ass about this either.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:40:05 No.3013519

  I am impressed how she is out of breath by merely standing and talking.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:44:31 No.3013521

  > http://imgur.com/dsK8Q3t
  Dear god

>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/16(Tue)22:45:43 No.3013524

  Did some research. I'm pretty sure she's dead by now unfortunately.



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