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[_] Anon 3128417
>> [_] Anon 3128418 I always listen to when fat girls cook because I KNOW for a fact that shit is gonna be tasty and unhealthy.
>> [_] Anon 3128422 >># This desu
>> [_] Anon 3128426 >># >cooks for her family nah, dude, im pretty fucking sure she's gonna eat that herself. probably gonna slap some extra butter on it as well i hear some breathing, is that her being exhausted or did the baking get her husband all horny?
>> [_] Anon 3128428 >puckin puray
>> [_] Anon 3128429 Well they say never trust a skinny chef.
>> [_] Anon 3128430 If she gets any bigger, her arms won't be able to reach the cooking table, which will prevent her from cooking and eating for some time. Therefore, she is as large as a housewife can ever get.
>> [_] Anon 3128431 That's right, Jay!
>> [_] Anon 3128439 >># wowowwow, thats not pc, brah she's a sexy independent souther woman who cooks for her perfect family, not some "housewife" aka man slave
>> [_] Anon 3128456 Everyone that uses that music in their videos needs to be shot
>> [_] Anon 3128478 I know we're making jokes here but pumpkin rolls are fucking amazing, make them this fall
>> [_] Anon 3128482 >has two pans >doesn't put nuts on one of them for our benefit wtf?
>> [_] Anon 3128484 >># are you to retarded to understand how to pour some fucking nuts over that shit? she even told you how to do it. they aren't just gonna throw that away afterwards, you know, they are gonna eat that
>> [_] Anon 3128492 >># i think she ate her family
>> [_] Anon 3128496 I don't know if it's her or whoever is on the camera but I'm going to guess it's her. That heavy breathing is unbearable. Shouldn't that be a sign for her to wake up and start losing a few pounds. I'm a bit of a porker myself, but fuck if I ever get to the heavy breathing size then I hope my neck fat will suffocate me in my sleep.
>> [_] Anon 3128497 >># My thoughts exactly.
>> [_] Anon 3128521 HOLY FUCKIN' CHRIST! JUST LOOK AT THAT BUTTER TRYING TO COOK!! HER HEART ALMOST GAVE OUT - HER VERY BREATHING PUTS SO MUCH STRAIN ON HER BODY... fuckin 'Merica
>> [_] Anon 3128537 the big question is how the fuck she taught her cats to operate the camera
>> [_] Anon 3128539 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 3128544 she's fucking wasted her body and i feel sorry for her, and her chin made me feel a bit sick but i don't hate her, she's kind of sweet!

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>> [_] Anon 3046393 I present to you, the magnificent Hutt council, condensed into one being!
>> [_] Anon 3046409 LGTSS >Americans
>> [_] Anon 3046419 She has a bucket of eggs. wat
>> [_] Anon 3046420 she is so fat she has trouble talking
>> [_] Anon 3046459 struggling to breathe simulator

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[_] Anon 3042334
>> [_] Anon 3042335 >># >puckin puray gets me every time
>> [_] Anon 3042336 JUST
>> [_] Anon 3042348 >># This shit made me jump in shock and terror.
>> [_] Anon 3042356 How to do you get that fat and live long enough to make this video?
>> [_] Anon 3042359 Hi, I'm Jay And I'm Mike.
>> [_] Anon 3042360 i never knew jabba the hutt had a cooking show
>> [_] Anon 3042361 >># tonight on half in the ton, we're gonna make HUNNH HUHN PUMPK ROLL PRREEEAYYY
>> [_] Anon 3042373 why the fuck did i watch this
>> [_] Anon 3042376 >># breathing heavily just from standing. how can you live?
>> [_] Anon 3042409 >when she finishes the roll by adding yet even more sugar
>> [_] Anon 3042425 Two turds cupa pumpik purray! *Heavy breathing...gulp*

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[_] Anon 3035531
>> [_] Anon 3035533 Everytime I see this video, she gets only fatter and fatter. Not even time can contain so much fat.
>> [_] Anon 3035535 puckin purray
>> [_] Anon 3035541 I feel bad, she can barely breathe from just grabbin gthings
>> [_] Anon 3035543 i cant believe i watched the whole thing. i think that was the funny thing. i cant believe i took this seriously and watched the whole thing i thought it would just be some stupid troll but wow 8 minutes i couldve be sleeping wasted. thank you. also how is she so fat like can she even bend her neck she looks fit to burst.
>> [_] Anon 3035560 >># Don't feel bad, I did the same thing the last time this was posted. I kept thinking "surely they posted this for a reason, other than that she's fat, and if I just keep watching something will happen," but no. It's just a video of an obese woman baking some pumpkin rolls and lying to herself about meeting fans of her cooking show at the grocery store.
>> [_] Anon 3035576 YT HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHV_oypE QEM
>> [_] Anon 3035578 >being out of breath from cooking
>> [_] Anon 3035585 is her speech impediment caused by her excessive fat?
>> [_] Anon 3035589 I really.... uhm.... enjoyed watching it. I wan't the roll now.

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>> [_] Anon 3026991 Hey, I'm Jay
>> [_] Anon 3026994 puckin' puray
>> [_] Anon 3026996 Punkin roll!!! I bet that's probably too sweet for me, I'd cut out the powdered sugar on top.
>> [_] Anon 3027002 You can hear her dying
>> [_] Anon 3027005 >># truuuuuuuuuuuuu *crying face* *hand sign*
>> [_] Anon 3027009 People will talk shit all they want and honestly this is hilarious and it's hilarious to make fun of her. But I'm honestly impressed that she's doing what she loves and went out and actually made these videos. Good for her.
>> [_] Anon 3027014 >># She is literally destroying her body. What ambition!
>> [_] lion 3027033 I can't help but view people this fat as non-humans. They're more like a caricature of fatness or borderline mongos/monkeys wrapped in lard
>> [_] Anon 3027039 All I can think of is that she's trying to rip off Foodwishes with the music.
>> [_] Anon 3027047 yeah wtf. that's foodwishes opening
>> [_] Anon 3027048 Two things. First thing, I'm legitimately concerned about this person's health. She loses her wind by TALKING. The extent of her exertion is standing, talking, and sometimes moving light objects around which are already within arms reach. If you can't make it through a sentence without running out of breath, that's a problem. Second thing. She needs to stop doing all this on her range's glass cooktop. That's a good way to damage it.
>> [_] Anon 3027049 >># And I'm Jay.
>> [_] Anon 3027073 >now lets talk about nuts HAHAHAH
>> [_] Anon 3027074 my 1st post on /f/ desu
>> [_] Anon 3027075 I would love for her to bake for me and trust her with sanitation because she has been baking stuff for so long. >># Leave faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3027083 >partridge paper
>> [_] Anon 3027086 how dare she use foodwishes's background music?
>> [_] Anon 3027095 >># >Nutsch*
>> [_] Anon 3027098 lel at all the faggots laughing about her being fat. Money says that punkin roll would be the best shit to ever grace your sad, virgin lips.
>> [_] Anon 3027105 >tfw you think you forgot to close that pornhub popup window.
>> [_] Anon 3027124 >># Glass ranges are retarded and full pleb for this reason. No one should own cooking equipment that gets damaged through common light use. But it goes without saying - look at the retarded fat monster we're talking about here.
>> [_] Anon 3027125 >># Bitter fat pig detected.
>> [_] Anon 3027138 >># Holy shit, breathe with your nose, not your mouth while you speak.
>> [_] Anon 3027165 >># Who cares? She could literally eat herself to death and it would not effect any one of us.

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[_] Anon 3021361
>> [_] Anon 3021365 >She makes two THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE HAMFINGERS
>> [_] Anon 3021373 she's gasping and out of breath with the exertion of rolling that tea towel....
>> [_] Anon 3021374 oh no a real life Hutt
>> [_] Anon 3021376 >># Still waiting on porn version.
>> [_] Anon 3021399 "PACKIN PAREH" Thank god there was text at the bottom or I would have never guessed it was trying to say "Pumpkin Puree". Jesus christ the speech impediment, the hideous obesity, the constant heavy breathing as if it's struggling to survive. I hope this creature is put out of it's misery soon, and I say that with all the good in my heart.
>> [_] Anon 3021408 I made the pumpkin rolls. They were delicious! Thank you dearest creature spawned from the cloning facilities of the Great Old Ones!
>> [_] Anon 3021428 holy fuck this has diabetes written all over it
>> [_] Anon 3021430 So this is what it looks like when crisco gains sentience.
>> [_] Anon 3021480 Sara, you are a beautiful creature that will undoubtedly lead to my death by clogged arteries and diabetes. But what a ride it shall be, you beautiful, sexy, massive, wonderful creature.

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[_] Anon 3013326 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3013377 I expected this to be like a how to basic video. Instead I started crying after a while.
>> [_] Anon 3013380 >># Hello, today were going to make myself.
>> [_] Anon 3013387 I sorta enjoyed watching this also, I am confused
>> [_] Anon 3013404 >># > I'm sorry, I never took Mclard Fat in language class. I don't understand her language.
>> [_] Anon 3013408 I watched through a few minutes of this thinking there was actually going to be something to it, but it's just a how-to video. Is the joke just that she's fat? That's what you want your chefs to look like, they know what they're doing when it comes to food.
>> [_] Anon 3013423 this bitch is too fat. She's having trouble breathing. Watch your weight, pls Americunts.
>> [_] Anon 3013424 I wonder if she actually did run into a subscriber out in the wild? I mean, she can't have many of them, so odds are low that they'd run across her. Unless it was someone she knew who subscribed out of friendship. Though I kinda feel like it's more likely she just made that up, alone in her kitchen talking to herself and her camera, dreaming the unattainable dream of being out in public and having a friendly conversation with someone. She finishes the video. Clicks the camera off. Reality clicks on. There is no Melissa. People turn away from her in disgust whenever she shows her face. Every smile is tainted by pity. She will never know affection. She's tired all the time, it hurts. Is that sweat running down her cheek, or a tear? Is that sound panting or quiet sobbing? She came to terms with the answer long ago: It doesn't matter which, because nobody in the world will ever care enough about her to find out. She imagines a life for herself behind the camera lens. The camera's off. It's gone. It's just her and the pumpkin roll. It's gone. It's gone.
>> [_] Anon 3013427 Pukkin roul
>> [_] Anon 3013451 >># >># I cried too
>> [_] Anon 3013455 >># come on man don't do this it's only tuesday
>> [_] Anon 3013469 I can't believe I actually watched the entire thing...like I'm flabbergasted.
>> [_] Anon 3013473 >># The joke is she's fat? Good joke
>> [_] Anon 3013474 >the act of putting a peice of parchment paper onto a cookie sheet made her winded GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD
>> [_] Anon 3013477 fuck movies!
>> [_] Anon 3013479 pukkin roll*
>> [_] Anon 3013482 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3013484 >># Whelp, I'm going on a diet!
>> [_] Anon 3013487 Pumpkin's rolls made some fine pumpkin roll.
>> [_] Anon 3013488 >># Even if she has few subscribers, it's hard to miss her on the street. And I bet that roll would taste just fine to earn a sub. I'd rather stay away from diabetes, though.
>> [_] Anon 3013490 >># Would visit her if she opened a diner.
>> [_] Anon 3013491 anyone got sauce on vid?
>> [_] Anon 3013493 >># She does have a number of subscriber and a bit of a cult following, tho. She also has been hospitalized often these days due to her failing health. These are truly the final years of Simply Sara.
>> [_] Anon 3013495 >># are you kidding me? she says the words "powdered sugar" at least five times throughout the entire video what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3013498 >># it looks good but is that much powdered sugar really necessary? also its funny she has a powdered sugar spreader right there, I image it gets a lot a use.
>> [_] Anon 3013508 Rich Evans really let himself go
>> [_] Anon 3013515 COPD like a mothafucka! He weight and serious lack of neck is greatly effecting her ability to breath or to say the word "pumpkin" properly. If she's not on oxygen yet, she will be soon. I'm not trying to be an ass about this either.
>> [_] Anon 3013519 I am impressed how she is out of breath by merely standing and talking.
>> [_] Anon 3013521 > http://imgur.com/dsK8Q3t Dear god
>> [_] Anon 3013524 Did some research. I'm pretty sure she's dead by now unfortunately.

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>> [_] Anon 3012486 >># Still no porn version baka
>> [_] Anon 3012557 Well fatty need his truck load of sugar everyday bitch gonna die by sugar explosion
>> [_] Anon 3012609 >># she is breathing so hard
>> [_] Anon 3012616 good god she adds so much sugar and does it at four separate steps
>> [_] Anon 3012617 She even sweat by making this
>> [_] Anon 3012632 That's not a cup of sugar, lady. That's a motherfucking big gulp.
>> [_] Anon 3012635 food is the last thing this fat fuck needs
>> [_] Anon 3012647 Holy shit, she will be dead in like a year
>> [_] Anon 3012652 welcome to half in the bag

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[_] Anon 3006250
>> [_] Anon 3006266 DOOLA CHEENEY BOORO WOOKIE HAN SOLO.
>> [_] Anon 3006270 >># Still waiting for porn version..
>> [_] Anon 3006301 jesus
>> [_] Anon 3006307 >># >welcome to another episode of Simpy Sara >cuppa suger >punkin roll >punkin puray >not the punkin pie feelin but the punkin puray
>> [_] Anon 3006315 man, chris chan has gotten pretty weird
>> [_] Anon 3006320 only sugar???
>> [_] Anon 3006336 Must come easy when your head is as round as a pumpkin
>> [_] Anon 3006339 god damn you can hear how she struggles to talk without panting
>> [_] Anon 3006364 >># I just find this really saddening

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[_] Anon 3000473
>> [_] Anon 3000492 ECH. what is that Hutt-like creature?
>> [_] Anon 3000495 It's Sara.
>> [_] Anon 3000514 Porn version?
>> [_] Anon 3000553 This would actually be delightful if she didn't sound like she was going to have a heart attack any second. It's sad because she seems like a nice person.
>> [_] Anon 3000556 >># no, I'm good.
>> [_] Anon 3000563 >># Yeah, she is weird and charming, but it sounded like she was struggling to catch her breath just explaining how to make the roll.
>> [_] Sara 3000567 >># Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutme,y oulittlebitch?I’llhaveyouknowIgraduatedto pofmyclassintheNavySeals,andI’vebeeninvol vedinnumeroussecretraidsonAl-Quaeda,andIh aveover300confirmedkills.Iamtrainedingori llawarfareandI’mthetopsniperintheentireUS armedforces.Youarenothingtomebutjustanoth ertarget.Iwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecis ionthelikesofwhichhasneverbeenseenbeforeo nthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords.Youthinkyou cangetawaywithsayingthatshittomeovertheIn ternet?Thinkagain,fucker.AswespeakIamcont actingmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAa ndyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyoubetterp repareforthestorm,maggot.Thestormthatwipe soutthepatheticlittlethingyoucallyourlife .You’refuckingdead,kid.Icanbeanywhere,any time,andIcankillyouinoversevenhundredways ,andthat’sjustwithmybarehands.NotonlyamIe xtensivelytrained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>> [_] Anon 3000587 >># Okay Jabba.