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This is resource ZS5FZ0U, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:21/2 -2016 06:00:51

Ended:21/2 -2016 16:33:26

Checked:21/2 -2016 16:49:44

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3027159
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 29.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: these kids are cooler than you.swf-(8.95 MB, 240x176, Other)
[_] Anonymous 02/20/16(Sat)23:54:00 No.3027159

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:02:47 No.3027161

  Deuteronomy 21:18-21

  18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or
  the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

  19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his
  city, and unto the gate of his place;

  20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he
  will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

  21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil
  away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:07:57 No.3027166

  >>3027161
  >Kill children who are disobedient

  Religion.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:10:27 No.3027168

  when I was 7 i thought dinosaurs were the coolest thing ever.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:14:17 No.3027171

  >>3027166

  And any of these children are going to become productive members of society?

  They are far beyond disobedient, they are degenerate criminals.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:19:21 No.3027172

  >>3027168
  Rescue Heros were my shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:20:03 No.3027173

  >>3027171
  After a solid beating? Entirely possible, you fucking murderer.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:25:24 No.3027177

  They're actors. No fun allowed on this board.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)00:27:00 No.3027180

  >>3027173

  How solid of a beating are we talking about here.
  Either way you meet out violence with violence, my way also reduces the surplus population.

  Also,
  I prefer the term executioner.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)01:00:31 No.3027187

  >>3027180
  I don't even know where to begin explaining to you just the degree to which you are completely
  deluded...

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)01:10:42 No.3027190

  Only on 4chan would a bait video have people calling for child murder

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)01:11:45 No.3027191

  >>3027168
  >>3027172
  When I was 7 I thought my cousins tits were the coolest thing ever

  Playing doctor with family and growing up on a farm will do that to ya

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)01:13:20 No.3027192

  >>3027190
  You'd think that, but no.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)01:31:49 No.3027199

  >>3027187
  Don't let that stop you from trying.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)02:07:06 No.3027220

  >>3027180
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZMoB6ms2mE

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)02:49:24 No.3027245

  >>3027159
  so this is what South Park was parodying

  the people that make these programs are pretty disgusting, no way in hell they don't guide what
  the children say or do

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:00:06 No.3027251

  >>3027177
  still, that kid is gonna be majorly fucked up after being put through all that shit, especially
  after the scene where they have him come out on stage and everyone boos at em

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:13:51 No.3027255

  >>3027220
  fucking hell, look at the comments on youtube

  >so then tommy was really dead lol
  >your son was caught, & i administer the beating during which he died... lol..

  quoting what's just been watched, repeating punchlines everywhere, smileys in almost every post.
  ugh.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:24:36 No.3027262

  >>3027177
  Yeah, the way the kids acted also gave me the impression that they were being coached.
  >>3027251
  Audience was probably in on the act and they all probably had a jolly laugh together after the
  show was over. This is what I will tell myself to keep me sane on those sleepless nights.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:26:41 No.3027266

  Fake as fuck.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:28:03 No.3027267

  >>3027159
  How the fuck are these kids getting all this shit? Their parents are turbo retarded and should
  have these kids taken away with no possibility of making any more. Either way this looks fake as
  fuck.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:29:17 No.3027268

  this is really the next generation of kids, literal ruffian niggers. Ivan do us a favor and nuke
  me and all us.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:38:52 No.3027275

  >>3027166
  The edgelord retard (who may or may not be you trying to sure up his case, fucking fedora) is not
  to be taken seriously.

  I seriously suspect that you're trying to start shit, however, because generally speaking only
  madmen and low tier atheist "intellectuals" try to bring up Mosaic law out of context like this.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)03:52:13 No.3027281

  yes, because everything you see on TV is real
  watch it daily, watch it now

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)04:53:04 No.3027298

  The law was probably almost never put in motion, but there was at least one instance. There was a
  single record of a child being killed in the Pentateuch. At the cost of a very, very few deaths
  and a lot of terror, children obeyed and parents took disciplining very seriously (even shitty
  parents that actually want their kids to die are extremely rare, and the law required the elders
  to verify it). It might be a reasonable law for a very small tightly knit society, if you value
  peace far more than personal freedom.

  Of course anyone trying to enact this law in a society of many millions of diverse people would
  be insane. Trying this law would lead to a huge number of meaningless deaths and a lynch mob in
  any American or European city. Or just about anywhere.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)06:52:38 No.3027334

  All these kids need is a can of woop-ass

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)07:19:29 No.3027339

  >>3027180
  >I am...
  >*sheathes sword and looks up*
  >...the executioner

  CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)07:46:10 No.3027349

  >>3027159
  Of course this shit is staged, but I got to know a couple kids that were spoiled until no end.
  I knew a kid that literally killed his own dog, because he liked to show his "trick" to every
  person that walked into his apartment(he lived with his divorced father, that would bring him new
  videogames almost everyday at late night), the trick was basically put the small yorkshire into a
  bag, shake it and throw it against the wall, since the bag was still open, the dog would fucking
  run like hell and he would try to grab it and try to convince everyone that the dog somehow likes
  it.

  I would be glad if all he did was smoke, drink and get aids.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)10:31:00 No.3027396

  >>3027161
  even the bible agrees shithead brats are lost causes...damn, they might be onto something.



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