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>> [_] Anon 3343436 >># Accurate

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>> [_] Anon 3323589 >># le epic meme
>> [_] Anon 3323662 KYS kike, we all know that jews have always been the problem and alway will be. Muslims are like ticks in comparison. Not a big deal.
>> [_] Anon 3323664 Always will be the issue until you are finally eradicated. Do us all a favor.

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>> [_] Anon 3303858 trump's trying to warn us...
>> [_] Anon 3303860 original ending please I got my dick hard as a rock while watching this and your allahuh akbhar fucked my self-pleasure
>> [_] Anon 3303961 >># >Pleasuring yourself to Dr. Pierce's voice Honestly I'd be lying if I said I haven't done the same before
>> [_] Anon 3303968 >># The scorpion replies "I'm a scorpion, Its in my nature". Its supposed to talk about how regardless of logic or best interest some creatures or people will do things simply because that's what they do. The OP might be trying to draw a parallel to that idea to Muslims or he might just be doing it for the gay memes. Either way OP is a faggot.

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>> [_] Anon 3211574 What does the scorpion actually say?
>> [_] Anon 3211587 >># >Frog And The Scorpion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI6vyI8v Jlc
>> [_] Anon 3211593 >># it's in his nature, a muslim bombs and a scorpion stings
>> [_] hot sause 3211603 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFRZwAe mtY
>> [_] Anon 3211608 >># lulz, that politicial message was far from subtle
>> [_] Anon 3211621 >># This one dimensional portrayal of Muslims should really stop, not all Muslims are bombers! some are too stupid to make bombs so they have to use vehicles, others are too stupid to even drive so they have to use machetes.
>> [_] Anon 3211675 >># That's what happens when your culture blows up anyone whose smart enough to understand explosives.

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>> [_] Anon 3181513 >># Damnit what did the scrotum say ??

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>> [_] Anon 3122450 sounds about right

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>> [_] Anon 3114914 >># I legit kek'd at this shit 10/10
>> [_] Anon 3114917 expected it still giggled
>> [_] Anon 3114942 that was too good best way to start the weekend

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>> [_] Anon 3050085 i did not see that coming but i must say i came for the story stayed for alha akbur
>> [_] Anon 3050090 >inb4 what it actually says I couldn't help it, it's in my nature you're welcome senpaitachi
>> [_] Anon 3050116 rip pepe
>> [_] Anon 3050225 >># I kekked. Especially because both original and edit are applicable.

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>> [_] Anon 3028858 You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn't make it across the river.

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>> [_] Anon 3026750 >># Now really, WHAT THE FUCK DID THE SCORPION ANSER?
>> [_] Anon 3026751 >># "Because its my nature" quite fitting aint it?
>> [_] Anon 3026753 >># >fitting How?
>> [_] Anon 3026754 I remember a version where the frog asks 3 times to make sure and at the end says something like "I knew it" which seems more a parable about foolish self-righteousness than about some inherent evil of humanity.
>> [_] Anon 3026755 >># 99.9999% of suicide terror attack and commited by muslims.
>> [_] Anon 3026757 >># you are of made point well
>> [_] Anon 3026758 >># Hmm...ok. Thanks for the lesson sempai.
>> [_] Anon 3026759 >># thats bigotry anon Islam is no more worser then Christian. Islam commits more terror because we bomb their countries.
>> [_] Anon 3026760 >># Bigotry, well it's big'o'all'of us
>> [_] Anon 3026762 >># shhhh do you want USA to look bad in front of people?
>> [_] Anon 3026765 >># I was actually lieing. Islam is a true cultural cancer that if not handled properly can severely damage and even in time take over/ruin countries. It should always be spoken out against for the immoral ancient worthless garbage that it is and always fought against. I mean the ideology of the Ku Cucks Klan is far less immorall and bigoted and dangerous then the Quran but because they aren't a fake religion people don't defend them.
>> [_] Anon 3026768 >># "I can't help it. It's my nature to sting."
>> [_] Anon 3026781 muslim_immigrants_in_france.swf
>> [_] Anon 3026783 >># Topkek
>> [_] Anon 3026903 I thought for sure this would end up about jews. The voice sounds a lot like that one famous neo-nazi guy

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>> [_] Anon 3021730 srsly tho what did the scorpion say???
>> [_] Anon 3021731 >># fuk yo mother
>> [_] Anon 3021750 >># He said "I can't help it, it's in my nature"
>> [_] Anon 3021761 I still think this would be funnier if when the scorpion stings the frog we got the guy screaming as he pulls his ass open. Just saying it might actually make someone laugh for a change...
>> [_] Anon 3021766 Sauce on the song at the end
>> [_] Anon 3021791 >be a nazi >natural anger issues >periodic broadcast about DA JOOS >get angry all the time >still never buy a new mic >niggers are lazy

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>> [_] Anon 3008216 bloody well done
>> [_] Anon 3008254 >># god damn want expecting that
>> [_] Anon 3008262 Holy shit, 10/10, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3008264 >># Highest Jej m8

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[_] Do you remember the fable Anon 3002177
>> [_] Anon 3002232 9/11
>> [_] Anon 3002240 drive (2011)
>> [_] Anon 3002285 Would have been funnier if right after the scorpion stung the frog it was just the sound of that guy screaming as he is pulling his ass apart.

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>> [_] Anon 2981724 Hahaha. Wasn't expecting that ending. >10/10
>> [_] Anon 2981726 As told by Wilford Brimley...
>> [_] Anon 2981737 >># *cue nightcall by kavinsky*
>> [_] Anon 2981802 >># lel how random is that? XDDDDDDD LE MEMES!!!1
>> [_] Anon 2981804 >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 2981808 >># It's not really random to be quite honest with you family. If you look at the fable you can clearly see the parallels between suicide bombers and the scorpion. If there were some big nosed animal pulling the scorpion's strings that is.
>> [_] Anon 2981836 So what does the scorpion really say
>> [_] Anon 2981861 >># "ill show you who's the boss of this gym"
>> [_] Anon 2981868 >># "sorry, it's in my nature"
>> [_] Anon 2981875 >># "Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks"
>> [_] Anon 2981879 >># "You got me mad now"

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>> [_] Anon 2925416 this is the best thing ive seen all night thank you anon
>> [_] Anon 2925440 Fucking KEK

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[_] Scorpions r bad Anon 2897643
>> [_] Anon 2897668 Whats the original one? I must know
>> [_] Anon 2897679 "Because I'm a scorpion" some fables are just kind of shitty
>> [_] Anon 2897681 >># "i cant help it its in my nature" dont trust fuckups/delinquents i think its saying
>> [_] Anon 2897683 >># "it's in my nature" As used in propaganda to say, Israel will always attack palestina
>> [_] Anon 2897684 >># no no no, its saying trust nobody. not even al queda
>> [_] Anon 2897765 >># It's just a guy ranting about how jews are evil

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>> [_] Anon 2873886 >># I have never heard this fable outside of this and and the original video. Probably because the Jews don't want us finding out about it.
>> [_] Anon 2873946 R U retard? >>#
>> [_] Anon 2873955 >># What? What happened?

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>> [_] Anon 2861627 kek
>> [_] Anon 2861672 This guy sounds like he should be ranting about jews instead of reading kids books
>> [_] Anon 2861680 >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 2861688 >># 99% sure they took it off youtube but why and who did it ???
>> [_] Anon 2861705 nobody remembers that fable, because it was bad
>> [_] Anon 2861773 rip
>> [_] Anon 2861785 >># If you don't know Aesop's Fables, you've missed out on a major chunk of the practical wisdom of the ancient world.

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>> [_] Anon 2859850 nice
>> [_] Anon 2859852 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWUavL9X qVU
>> [_] Anon 2859917 >># So fucking true.
>> [_] Anon 2859919 >># Go back to /pol/ you fucking troglodyte. SAGE.
>> [_] Anon 2859926 >># ok
>> [_] Anon 2859984 very true, William Pierce was a great man
>> [_] Anon 2859994 oh, look, you posted the cancer version.

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>> [_] Anon 2837382 Takbir!

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>> [_] Anon 2832601 Lessons to live by.
>> [_] Anon 2832607 kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2832763 >># Its william luther pierce talkig about the jews

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[_] Anon 2818600 an accurate depiction of Europe immigration policy. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818694 omfg xD Made my day
>> [_] Anon 2818710 >># Yep, caught me off guard.
>> [_] Anon 2818712 The best version of this fable has the Scorpion say, "But Frog, I can swim."
>> [_] Anon 2818741 >># Allahu Ackbar!!! *BOOOOOM*

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>> [_] Anon 2809379 >># 5/5 star update
>> [_] Anon 2809525 He actually said, "because it's in my nature as a scorpion to do so."
>> [_] Anon 2809534 First time i saw this flash, caught me off guard, laughed heartily. tenouttaten

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>> [_] Anon 2803001 >># What does he really answer, though? "I'm a scorpion, it's in my nature" or something like that?
>> [_] Anon 2803002 >># I shouldn't have laughed that hard
>> [_] Anon 2803004 >># "A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion points out that this is its nature. The fable is used to illustrate the position that no change can be made in the behaviour of the fundamentally vicious. It is this moral that is also illustrated by Aesop's fable of The Farmer and the Viper, where a farmer saves a snake which then bites its benefactor as soon as it has recovered. The farmer's last words are, "I am rightly served for pitying a scoundrel" and the moral is 'The greatest kindness will not bind the ungrateful.' " -Wikipedia LMWTFY
>> [_] Anon 2803005 >># Thanks for wiki-ing that for me. I didn't feel like opening a new tab.
>> [_] Anon 2803045 The *real* moral here is that scorpions are inferior scum, and must be exterminated since tehy cannot be corrected. THAT'S the moral of THIS fable.
>> [_] Anon 2803102 >># >># in some versions, it's "It is better that my enemy should die than that we both should live."

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>> [_] Anon 2794521 >># never trust poisonous muslims
>> [_] Anon 2794529 Wasn't this guy talking about white man being the frog and kikes being the scorpion? The analogy fits.
>> [_] Anon 2794559 Totally saw it coming, but it fits so well.
>> [_] Anon 2794575 SOMEONE POST THE VERSION WHERE HE SAYS, "This is similar to how the JEWS sting us all!" It was WAY fucking funnier than this meme garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2794577 >># I kind of want to know what really happens next.
>> [_] Anon 2794583 >># Okay, looked it up. Good moral.

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[_] MUSLIMS ONLY, NO INFIDELS Islamic State Media 2775999
>> [_] Anon 2776004 Can someone post the original of this about the jews? This one is way less funny.
>> [_] Anon 2776091 TAKBIR
>> [_] Anon 2776094 >go back to the /f/ tab while listening to this flash >open up Rock Candy furry porn flash: https://i.4cdn.org/f/Rock%20Candy%20%5BL ittle%20Dick%20Riding%20Zoo%5D.swf >wolves fuck little red hiding hood, it's not bad >click on button that makes wolf cum down little red riding Hood's throat >go to click button that does the same thing in her ass >the moment I click that button "ALLAHU ACKBAR!!! ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!" >wtf Rock Candy Took me a moment to actually figure out what the hell I was actually hearing too.

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>> [_] Anon 2765937 >># unexpected/10
>> [_] Anon 2765944 >># is there a youtube equivalent of this?
>> [_] Anon 2765945 >># Nevermind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ezTUSJ 8vA
>> [_] Anon 2765955 I DRIVE
>> [_] Anon 2765982 >># Accuracy.
>> [_] Anon 2765997 got me faggot
>> [_] Anon 2766020 >># >># >># newfags
>> [_] Anon 2766022 He can't SCHWIM

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>> [_] Anon 2760403 inb4 obligatory "what is the rest of the fable" The Scorpion says "I can't help it. It was in my nature." It's a metaphor for Israel and the sneaky, lying jews. But the Frog didn't have anything to gain by letting the Scorpion on its back, so it should have told the Scorpion to fuck right off. The Frog put itself in that situation.
>> [_] Anon 2760501 >># What is the rest of the fable?
>> [_] Anon 2760503 >># The real question is why didn't the scorpion kill the frog after they had crossed the river?
>> [_] Anon 2760546 >># Don't forget the six million, goyim
>> [_] Anon 2760553 >># Funny, I don't recall seeing any loose troll bait laying about...
>> [_] Anon 2760565 this version is still true. Fucking terrorists just want to burn the world and have both of us drown.

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>> [_] Anon 2754317 i thought that wud be the jew version
>> [_] Anon 2754333 does anyone know what he actually said?
>> [_] Anon 2754334 >># Holy shit that frog was so fucking racist. "I dont trust you, I heard about scorpions!" fucking generalizing the whole race of scorpions what a fucking dick.
>> [_] Anon 2754355 >># it's a allegory about how you shouldn't rely on people to go against their own nature >># in the non-funny version the scorpion says >What did you expect? I'm a scorpion, it's in my nature to sting you.
>> [_] Anon 2754376 Though scorpions can live underwater for about a week so he still won and walked away with a meal.
>> [_] Anon 2754410 Holy shit I only clicked this because I remembered the radio broadcast by Dr. William Pierce named The Scorpion and the Frog. I didn't expect to really hear it again. Nice job OP. >># It's from this: https://ia902606.us.archive.org/8/items/ DrWilliamPierceAudioArchive308RadioBroadc asts/Pierce-20010623-TheScorpionAndTheFro g.mp3 Go to 17:50
>> [_] Anon 2754412 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2754413 PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>> [_] Anon 2754415 >># Apparently they don't even breath by inhaling and exhaling, and they don't need much oxygen to begin with so the scorpion is just a rusemaster.
>> [_] Anon 2754419 Haha, fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2754422 That feel when I have listened to so many of Dr William Pierces videos that I immediately recognized it was him. https://youtu.be/DFW2Z9Avbyk https://youtu.be/ViN7rzPuXq8 https://youtu.be/RWSx46u1q0I
>> [_] Anon 2754425 >># https://youtu.be/xOKVTAYDZiQ The scorpion and the frog
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2754446 I was expecting it to go into some rant afterwards about how you can't trust the jews, or the blacks, or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2754454 >># me too
>> [_] Anon 2754458 >># the real version is about jews.

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>> [_] Anon 2752104 i honestly expected him to say it was in his nature this is just as good though
>> [_] Anon 2752106 >># motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2752111 >># >i honestly expected him to say it was in his nature Well that's how the original story goes, it's an old fable with a rather cold moral; the idea that people with cruel or treacherous natures are incapable of of acting against their nature, even if it is in their best interest. It's not a moral I personally agree with, since people are not that 2-dimensional, but it's still an interesting story.
>> [_] Anon 2752119 >># I thought it'd be it'd be Pepe and that meme Scorpion from /r9k/
>> [_] Anon 2752134 Fefe
>> [_] Anon 2752154 >># Yes, everyone is very capable of acting against their true nature to get what they want, and resume it when they have no more use for moral behavior A better version of the story would be the scorpion waiting until they cross the river to stab the frog as payment
>> [_] Anon 2752160 best
>> [_] Anon 2752205 Op, you've got a long way to go before you make it to 'baby secret' level, but you're getting there. Ganbareyo
>> [_] Anon 2752251 but wat happen to scorpio and freddo?
>> [_] Anon 2752269 This sounds like the same guy from "Do you know what started WW2?" He is pretty based.
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 2752298 This meme is getting out of hand

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>> [_] Anon 2714168 What I don't get is why the frog let the scorpion get on its back in the first place, it didn't have anything to gain at all, and everything to lose. I get that its an analogy for isreal. It's a shit analogy.

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>> [_] Anon 2712362 >># you got me :^)

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[_] The Frog and the Scorpion.. Anon 2709653 I love me some memes
>> [_] Anon 2709665 kek
>> [_] Anon 2709666 >># beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2709669 10/10 Legitimately unexpected and topical.
>> [_] Anon 2709672 >># oh man..My sides at dat end.. 11/10
>> [_] Anon 2709677 jet fuel can't melt steal beams
>> [_] Anon 2709712 didn't kill the frog before swimming into deep water Scorpion confirmed for casul I would've pwned 4 or 5 frogs by now
>> [_] Anon 2709718 scorpion venom can melt steel frogs.

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[_] Flaw in Capitalist Theory Karl Marx 2708219 It's that time again.

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>> [_] Anon 2705694 omfg I'm laughing to hard XD
>> [_] Anon 2705724 that one is awesome
>> [_] Anon 2705825 but who was phone

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>> [_] Anon 2703209 nice twist
>> [_] Anon 2703210 ALLAH ACKBAR!!! ALLLLAAAAAHHHH ACCKKKBAAAAAARRR!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2703288 lol
>> [_] Anon 2703290 >># surprisingly, the message of the fable is still accurate.
>> [_] Anon 2703388 what a twist

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[_] Anon 2701765
>> [_] Anon 2701766 Is that William pierce?
>> [_] Anon 2701778 what does the scorpion actually say?
>> [_] Anon 2701779 >># I couldn't help it. It's in my nature.
>> [_] Anon 2701853 JEWS JEWS JEWS
>> [_] Anon 2701867 FUCKING LOL
>> [_] Anon 2701891 >># yup
>> [_] Anon 2701892 I kind of want the original. Do you have it, OP?
>> [_] Anon 2701896 >># https://archive.org/details/ForbiddenTru th-TheBasics-DrWilliamPierceDiscussesTheD estroyers-The the frog and scorpion thing starts at 4:00
>> [_] Anon 2701898 >># Oy vey [spoiler]Thanks[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2701903 good shitty meme submission to f totally not cancer
>> [_] Anon 2701935 >># umad

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[_] Anon 2694740 So how long until ISIS comes gunning for 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 2694747 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2694748 Expected some stupid Drive reference. Was pleasantly surprised.
>> [_] Anon 2694784 these trojan ear-assassins are A+
>> [_] Anon 2694792 >># Look at the deeper meaning anon. Dont you see the parallels between the Scorpion and the Muslims? especially given the answer the scorpion in the true tale - that its his nature.

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>> [_] Anon 2692107 Haha that was fucking hillarious! I almost choked!
>> [_] Anon 2692114 #proskublife skub will carry you across the river
>> [_] Anon 2692254 the slow pace made me know it was coming but still very funny 4/5

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>> [_] Anon 2690566 shit, you made me google the real answer...
>> [_] Anon 2690567 >># Which actually turned out pretty accurate to the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2690590 What I don't get is why would the frog let the scorpion on its back in the first place? The frog had nothing to gain, save for a potential ally, but even then, a scorpion is treacherous and can hardly be trusted. And yes, I do realize that the scorpion is a metaphor for the Jew.
>> [_] Anon 2690595 Your pal Neeno didn't make it across the river.
>> [_] Anon 2690623 Where can I find this?
>> [_] Anon 2690626 >># The frog is genuinely good-natured and wanted to help. I suppose that kind of existence is impossible for you to understand now, since you've been brainwashed to hate people for so long.
>> [_] Anon 2690684 >># >The frog had nothing to gain >gain >needing a reward to perform a good deed
>> [_] Anon 2690732 >># Underrated flash

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>> [_] Anon 2689412 Got me. I'm curious what the scorpion really said though.
>> [_] Anon 2689413 :v
>> [_] Anon 2689423 >># he says something along the lines of "it's in my nature to sting people" the moral is "no change can be made in the behaviour of the fundamentally vicious"
>> [_] Anon 2689425 >># >people creatures, people, who cares, you get it.
>> [_] Anon 2689439 >># he kills the frog, the frog asks why then he says "I'm a scorpion, it's my nature" What means basically that jews are evil people because one old folk tale with animals talking is a good source for a thesis
>> [_] Anon 2689474 >># He said this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBgBjioV cME

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>> [_] Anon 2671580 kek/topkek it was ok. would suggest to others.
>> [_] Anon 2671615 >># BUT WHAT DID HE REALLY SAY?
>> [_] Anon 2671617 >># "I can't help it, it's in my nature." The real version gets uploaded from time to time.
>> [_] Anon 2671619 >># >># it pretty much translates to the exact same thing
>> [_] Anon 2671624 real human bean
>> [_] Anon 2671630 can anon post link of this
>> [_] Anon 2671640 i'm totally posting this to facebook

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[_] Flaw in Capitalist Theory Anon 2669403 Wish i could post it on /pol/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2669406 hahahaha fuck
>> [_] Anon 2669409 >Flaw in Capitalist Theory Obvious bait is obvious.
>> [_] Anon 2669410 Frog didn't do adequate background checks
>> [_] Anon 2669411 thanks for making my day anon
>> [_] Anon 2669416 Thank you OP. Well done. Haven't laughed that hard for days!
>> [_] Anon 2669427 >># such a great flash and if the guy who made this is here thanks for making it
>> [_] Anon 2669441 Kek'd fucking rekt
>> [_] Anon 2669452 Once upon a time, a Bat saw a Scorpion drowning in a lake. Acting quickly, the Bat swooped down to rescue the Scorpion. As he carried it into the sky, the Scorpion stings the Bat. "Why would you do that? Now we'll both die!" Said the Bat, in terrible pain as they fell. The Scorpion answers "That's the point, sucker!"
>> [_] Anon 2669458 "I make money then I proceed to spend it on what I'd like. Sometimes I choose to use that money to pay someone to preform a task for me. Since it's my money, I choose how much I want to pay. Those who do not like what I am paying don't have to perform the task, nobody is forcing them. But those who do choose to accept the assignment for monetary gain receive the agreed upon amount and they can use that money however they want. If they start to ask for more, I can fire them since it is my money and I get to decide who I give it too".
>> [_] Anon 2669459 >># ..."In fact, I should be able to fire anyone I please for no reason whatsoever. Again, it is my money and I decide who and what I spend it on. The government does not need to be involved in any of these transactions. It is simply an agreement between two parties: 'I have money I don't want, I'll give it to you for something I do want' or 'I am offering payment to someone to perform a task, someone agrees to perform the task for the amount specified'. It's so simple and most of all it is truly the most equal system that could possibly exist because I would not expect anybody else to conform to how I personally believe they should spend their money and nobody is forcing them too".
>> [_] Anon 2669478 Top Fucking Kek I almost woke my roommate up with my giggles, asshole
>> [_] Anon 2669491 >># some scorpions just want to watch the world burn
>> [_] Anon 2669499 BANE?
>> [_] Anon 2669504 made my fucking day. bravo sir
>> [_] Anon 2669508 Op here, it's from yesterday, but i thought it deserved a repost.
>> [_] Anon 2669529 Straight shit double fuck holy fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 2669542 is this flash still about niggers?
>> [_] Anon 2669544 >># It's about breaking the libertarian world view.
>> [_] Anon 2669559 >># The tale of the frog/fox and the scorpion is most definitely about niggers. This edit seems to be more about humour than any point about Jihadists.
>> [_] Anon 2669588 >># >Nobody, including the farmers that require whatever price they ask in order to feed the humans and keep them alive, and--almost more importantly--their families fed, is forcing them to spend anything.
>> [_] Anon 2669593 >># It's about the Jews you goof.

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>> [_] Anon 2666684 10/10 did not see coming. Although I'm genuinely curious what the scorpion really did say, now. What is the moral to the fable?
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2666685 >># "Said the Scorpion: 'It is my nature.'"
>> [_] Anon 2666700 >># Basically the moral of the story is: People can have reasons to do things that defy common sense. The edit to this video is actually very fitting, I mean normally no one would want to blow themselves up, but lo and behold we got suicide bombers every day.
>> [_] Anon 2666725 so the fcking sandniggers just like terror because they are fucking assholes nobody likes and trusts >># namefag :(
>> [_] Clicker addict 2666764 >># I thought the moral of the story was to not trust fuckers who you know are bad because at the end of the day they're still fuckers
>> [_] Anon 2666768 10/10 would ride frog again
>> [_] Anon 2666780 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa3KuSur K-w
>> [_] Anon 2666800 >># It was originally about jews.
>> [_] Anon 2666806 >># The moral is: Niggers and Jews, bad news.
>> [_] Anon 2666809 >># Astrologyfag here Never trust a Scorpion. ...i can tell by experience.

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[_] The Scorpion and the Frog 2662495 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2662611 The miserable frog empire will oppress our proud scorpion race no more!

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>> [_] Anon 2661126 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2661131 >># What did it originally say?
>> [_] Anon 2661132 >># the jews I'm not kidding
>> [_] Anon 2661133 >># i wanna know that more
>> [_] Anon 2661136 >># "I could not help myself. It is my nature."
>> [_] Anon 2661137 >># You are. I just looked it up. Idiots compare the story to palestine and Israel, but the scorpion simply says "I'm a scorpion, it's in my nature."
>> [_] Anon 2661138 >># The recording goes on to say it's an allegory for the jews.
>> [_] Anon 2661144 i like it more thanks for making explosion version
>> [_] Anon 2661146 >># I think he's saying that the story is older than that though.
>> [_] Anon 2661156 this fable is dumb
>> [_] Anon 2661160 i made the strangest poses while laughing
>> [_] Anon 2661163 Wow scorpions really ARE unique!
>> [_] Anon 2661165 >># That's because you're a Joestar.
>> [_] Anon 2661244 >># So are fucking terrorists, that's the whole point.

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[_] The Epic Story Retold Michael Bay 2659946 said id do it tomorrow... got bored and did it anyway. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2659995 Easily the best flash I've seen posted in a long while
>> [_] Anon 2659998 >># Oy vey!
>> [_] Anon 2660002 >># LMFAO
>> [_] Anon 2660012 and the payoff was good
>> [_] Anon 2660042 How about the REAL story and not that again, its getinng anoyinng.
>> [_] Anon 2660043 What does the scorpion actually say?
>> [_] Anon 2660046 >># It was only in my nature, i couldn't help it.
>> [_] Michael Bay 2660049 >># it was post a couple hours ago faggot go look for it yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2660067 I want a version of this mixed with the missile educational video. >The scorpion knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. >The frog knows where the scorpion isn't because he knows where it is.
>> [_] Anon 2660068 >># it still ends in nasheed, right?
>> [_] Michael Bay 2660076 >># a fun idea i might give it a poke to see how it sounds
>> [_] Anon 2660079 >># it'll still end in glorious praise to allah, right?
>> [_] Michael Bay 2660084 it sounded fun at first but looking back on the swf its gonna sound pretty bland imo. but i am open to more suggestions.
>> [_] Anon 2660087 this storys obsolete you just tie balloons to them and space program over the stream proven effective with frogs and scorpions
>> [_] Anon 2660088 >># Go grab some voice anon from /FN@G/ to record fresh dialogue
>> [_] Anon 2660130 >># >># I thought it was "better that my enemy should die rather than I may live".
>> [_] Michael Bay 2660136 >># i know its getting late now... i cant stop laughing.
>> [_] Anon 2660137 oh shit that made me fucking die im dead now
>> [_] Anon 2660142 ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR
>> [_] Anon 2660161 I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2660162 Yeah, that was amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2660170 and the moral of this story is, nobody does something because it's in their interest but because they kinda feel like it or something i dunno fuck stop asking so many questions