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[_] Anon 3238093 gfags
>> [_] Anon 3238103 runforthecube isn't so funny anymore after the speech therapy and ditching the green rubber gloves.
>> [_] Anon 3238109 It's really retarded how they tell us that oil is made over millions of years and are essentially molten dinosaur. Yet, plastic, petroleum product that it is, is used in the most frivolous and disposable fashion, yes, even for the double and triple envelopment of TopKek
>> [_] Anon 3238141 >># I love that we frivolously use dead ancients for random shit. Fuck respecting shit. Mankind dont give a fuck, mankind want more resource.
>> [_] Anon 3238154 >># >># No solid evidence whatsoever that petroleum is rotten dino juice, in fact, it makes little sense given the geologic distribution. Petroleum is the (much more logical, Occam's Razor) product of lytic processes in the upper mantle, where conditions are ripe for the assembly of complex hydrocarbons from the free elements readily available in the semi-fluid layer. These hydrocarbons percolate out and eventually wind up getting soaked into porous areas of overlying crust. Early observers seem to have assumed it was a biomatter reduction since the porous sedimentary layers that it is found is usually fossiliferous, as sedimentary deposits generally are. They made the sophomoric mistake of assuming petroleum=coal in formant nature. Long story short, this implies that petroleum is a continuously renewable resource, not a limited one as the eco-nazi's maintain; a real handy notion to hold if you are interested in controlling a society via their energy usage.
>> [_] Anon 3238160 I wonder if the company naming this product browses 4chan or if it!s a sheer coincidence
>> [_] Anon 3238204 >># Coincidence.

File: TopkekUnboxing.swf-(5.72 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3213677 for frank
>> [_] Anon 3213684 It's like a vagina made out of plastic.
>> [_] Anon 3213714 topkek
>> [_] Anon 3213717 >># Is Topkek even good?
>> [_] Anon 3213723 Thanks for this, I've actually been wondering what a live Topkek looks like for a while now.
>> [_] Anon 3213731 >># topkek >># kinda like sawdust and plasterboard
>> [_] Anon 3213798 I didn't know I wanted this

File: TopkekUnboxing.swf-(5.72 MB, 480x360, Porn)
[_] Anon 2739110
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2739113 I eat etti topkek every day, why is this a thing? I have also popkek lying around somewhere
>> [_] Anon 2739116 So satisfying to watch
>> [_] Anon 2739134 It is hilarious how his voice totally changes over the course of the video.
>> [_] Anon 2739145 It sounds like he is saying top kech
>> [_] Anon 2739154 do you guys know if wwwwppppppppppssss does any other vids?
>> [_] Anon 2739242 I was disappointed there there was no music,cats,flashing or anything as he removed the kek from it's wrapper. Someone get on this.

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>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2723966 wow... that's a nasty looking kek there.
>> [_] Anon 2723973 >># >2723966 topkek m9
>> [_] Anon 2724116 i would eat them like everyday when i was a kid. ahhh 3 topkeks 5 me m8
>> [_] Anon 2724121 >># literally topkek

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[_] [E][L] Anon 2718878 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2718881 Holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2718885 Had a good giggle. Actual unboxing videos are retarded, which makes this more amusing .
>> [_] Anon 2718894 topkek m80 masterb8/8
>> [_] Anon 2718913 I've wanted to try a topkek since seeing the meme. Anyone ever eat them before? Worth buying?
>> [_] Anon 2718958 topkek
>> [_] Anon 2718962 >># >Worth buying? Not for anything other than the novelty of owning something that says "TOP KEK" on it.
>> [_] Anon 2719035 >placenta I feel like "caul" would have been more fitting
>> [_] Anon 2719054 >># Some of those things are pretty good. Got a whole bunch of flavors. Basic things like chocolate, vanilla, moving on to sprinkles 'n fruit pie, if you're into that. You'll feel your arteries clogging audibly, yet it should satisfy you on a certain level. Turkish origin, I think...or at least this branch of the "top kek" family, whatever the hell you'd call them otherwise. They're not exactly cupcakes, and far from muffins. Just...small cakes, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2719062 >># I always laugh imagining the Topkek company having a sudden boost in sales and having no idea why.
>> [_] Anon 2719067 >># The product's not too bad, so you might as well support it...and if all else fails, you can still pull the Hipster card, stating that people probably never heard of what you're stuffing yourself with currently. I fuckin' hate hipsters.
>> [_] Anon 2719128 >># I thought they named exactly for that reason
>> [_] Anon 2719166 >># I had one from a friend, tasted like stale sweetbread

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>> [_] Anon 2688052 god so orgasmic
>> [_] Anon 2688057 For some reason I was expecting Da Hood to appear
>> [_] Cormos !!5FfIyvKysyS 2688081 Thats a ten.
>> [_] Anon 2688114 was expecting an I-Phone to be in it :L
>> [_] Anon 2688126 That fucking name wwwwppppppppppssss
>> [_] Anon 2688175 amazing 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2688176 "Top Kak"....says it all really