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[_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)00:20:50 No.3238093
gfags
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)01:01:09 No.3238103
runforthecube isn't so funny anymore after the speech therapy and ditching the green rubber
gloves.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)01:29:16 No.3238109
It's really retarded how they tell us that oil is made over millions of years and are essentially
molten dinosaur. Yet, plastic, petroleum product that it is, is used in the most frivolous and
disposable fashion, yes, even for the double and triple envelopment of TopKek
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)03:47:23 No.3238141
>>3238109
I love that we frivolously use dead ancients for random shit. Fuck respecting shit.
Mankind dont give a fuck, mankind want more resource.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)06:14:08 No.3238154
>>3238141
>>3238109
No solid evidence whatsoever that petroleum is rotten dino juice, in fact, it makes little sense
given the geologic distribution.
Petroleum is the (much more logical, Occam's Razor) product of lytic processes in the upper
mantle, where conditions are ripe for the assembly of complex hydrocarbons from the free elements
readily available in the semi-fluid layer. These hydrocarbons percolate out and eventually wind
up getting soaked into porous areas of overlying crust.
Early observers seem to have assumed it was a biomatter reduction since the porous sedimentary
layers that it is found is usually fossiliferous, as sedimentary deposits generally are. They
made the sophomoric mistake of assuming petroleum=coal in formant nature.
Long story short, this implies that petroleum is a continuously renewable resource, not a limited
one as the eco-nazi's maintain; a real handy notion to hold if you are interested in controlling
a society via their energy usage.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)06:29:14 No.3238160
I wonder if the company naming this product browses 4chan or if it!s a sheer coincidence
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)11:48:17 No.3238204
>>3238160
Coincidence.
