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>> [_] Anon 2799836 >nom intensifies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2799839 Daily reminder that these people vote. reproduce, make our laws, and teach our kids.
>> [_] Anon 2799842 i am a christian and a creationist...and all i have to say is this is why god made a kitchen....
>> [_] Anon 2799846 "People hypothsized dinosaurs and then found bones in the ground but how did they know the bones would be in the ground before they found them checkmate atheists???"
>> [_] Anon 2799849 >># I enjoyed this post.
>> [_] Anon 2799853 Is this why the Egyptians found dino bones and thought it was a some huge creature that they never knew about? Fuck even the middle ages knew about dino bones; they thought they were dragons. they found the bones and went 'oh shit what is this.' then, hundreds of years later, someone said 'i wonder if there are more in these rocks.' and holy fuck there was some.
>> [_] Anon 2799885 >First three seconds RAGE INCOMING
>> [_] Anon 2799888 Fuck I'd suck those crazy titties
>> [_] Anon 2799892 "Fossils are not bones...A fossil is actually a bone that was once in the ground." You just said it was a bone you dumb bitch
>> [_] Anon 2799893 >Science is hard
>> [_] Anon 2799906 >Vertical Video Syndrome.swf
>> [_] Anon 2799929 >># This qualifies as OCD, you know.
>> [_] Anon 2799933 Did she ever stop to think that if the government and scientific institutions had the ability to brainwash us that easily that they would use that power for making us believe something that might be actually beneficial to them? Does she legitimately think that universities and collegiates around the world used their power to make people believe in dinosaurs as some kind of massive, extremely expensive, expertly executed prank?
>> [_] Anon 2799992 I can feel the tumor growing inside of me. I will die soon of cancer. If i ever met this girl i wouldn't be mad. I would only feel pity for the human race. I will be okay with dying. I would die with a small sliver of hope that the human race will not one day be autistic. 2/10 jimmies were russeled
>> [_] Anon 2799994 This group that she's a part of started out as a joke, like the flat earthers, but there were some actual crazy fuckers that believed it (including the woman in the video), so the original group let them in basically just to laugh at them. They let this woman make these videos because it's hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2800021 1/10 made me reply
>> [_] Anon 2800054 Well, she doesn't seem dumb, just misinformed and proud of it. At least she's got her nomenclature down.
>> [_] Anon 2800056 She'd be cute if she wasn't so fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2800057 except there isn't millions of dollars on the line. Paleontologists make jack shit for money no matter what they find.
>> [_] Anon 2800058 >># No it doesn't. Actual OCD is rarer than schizophrenia. What society has is the obsession with coining themselves with the condition of OCD,
>> [_] Anon 2800066 >># damn, it's been a while since I've seen something so asinine I could not watch or read the entire thing. There's a part of me that always forces me to read or watch to see the depths of the writers stupidity but this... People that use their intelligence to push themselves further into a delusion are worse than stupid.

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>> [_] Anon 2754992 God damn this bitch is dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2754997 >># Yea, I regret watching the full video. I feel less bad about the inevitable doom of our species knowing that she's a part of it.
>> [_] Anon 2755001 and if that pile of dust were a skull, it could be fit together just like certain people do for criminal investigations.
>> [_] Anon 2755004 I'm trying not to be mad, but I'm mad.
>> [_] Anon 2755005 >># I thought that sort of voice was exclusive for SJWs, but I guess that type of voice is just the voice of retardation.
>> [_] Anon 2755006 What's the original source for this? I feel the need to direct my frustration somewhere. SWFchan doesn't have this flash listed at all, and googling "dino myth debunked" returns no results.
>> [_] Anon 2755011 We allow women to get an education, But it's pretty clear that this dumb bitch hasn't been taking advantage of it.
>> [_] Anon 2755012 >># it's probably better this way, otherwise we'd have another /b/'like invasion lol
>> [_] Anon 2755013 Just think, this person and those who are responsible for her birth have a vote that is equal to those whom are educated. There should be a basic voting test.
>> [_] Anon 2755014 >># Sometimes an invasion to fix stupid is worth it. I'm seriously considering writing an entire counter to this fucking video if I can find the source.
>> [_] Anon 2755016 She's the "spokesperson" for christians against dinosaurs, a facebook group.
>> [_] Anon 2755017 >># Found it! >Google searched "fossil myth debunked" >Listed videos only >Scrolled through a bunch of pages It's a youtube video watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs
>> [_] Anon 2755021 >># Wow, and their website is pretty fucking nice too. I bet they got an atheist to make it.
>> [_] Anon 2755022 >># >christians against dinosaurs I'm going to google that, and if it actually turns up any results, I'm going to be incredibly upset. >># Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2755025 >># It's a thing http://www.christiansagainstdinosaurs.co m/
>> [_] Anon 2755027 >># and it's going to drive me to drink. Fuck. I'm going to go take a walk and be disappointed the rest of the night. God damn.
>> [_] Anon 2755028 >># She says a cyclone that hit Queensland, Australia it the work of God punishing us for the new Jurassic World movie... Bitch is crazy and the trailer for that movie looks awesome
>> [_] Anon 2755029 >># oh heres the link watch?v=TRSBQ9MoaI4
>> [_] Anon 2755030 Jesus Christ. I'm surprised she got the be about fossils not being bone right, though it's important to point out that the stone that takes up that bone's place has to be different from the surrounding material. Otherwise you just have a chunk of rock. People have been finding fossils for most of recorded history - much long than we knew about dinosaurs. They were thought to be the bones of giants or dragons, and probably inspired a lot of those myths. cont.
>> [_] Anon 2755031 >># If a fossil looks like the pile of crap she tipped on the desk, the palaeontologist who dug it up is probably about to lose a LOT of friends, because you're not supposed to fucking smash them into powder. Hell, these days we even value knowing it's location relative to other nearby fossils, because that's the best way to learn about how it's supposed to fit into the bigger picture. Finally, where did the idea that scientists are only paid if the recite "the party truth" come from? All the fame and money in research goes to the people who BREAK the existing model. Hell, that's why we have a peer-review system; to stop researchers from going TOO far off on their own, because otherwise we'd not have any kind of consensus at all. Why the fuck did I write all this?
>> [_] Anon 2755032 I'm Methodist and I think this cunt should have been burned in Salem instead of the witches.
>> [_] Anon 2755034 >># >># Christianity should just adopt the dragon view instead of the bullshit she spouts. Fucking dragons man. Who doesn't like dragons? Dragons are the shit. It's 854.32 times as cool as denying the existence of dinosaurs while being just as false.
>> [_] Anon 2755035 >># Because you're as pissed off as I am and you have at the very least an idea of the basics of how this shit works while she's making it up as she goes to suit her argument.
>> [_] Anon 2755060 So, this is all satire, right? That website looks like satire to me.
>> [_] Anon 2755068 >># >christians against dinosaurs There's porn about that. And I'm gonna make more and send her some.
>> [_] Anon 2755070 Fun fact leviathan's and other dinosaury things are mentioned in the bible.....so even most Christians probably think she's stupid
>> [_] Anon 2755084 I'm a Christian who believes in science and dino's and this bitch is unbearable. >Inb4 hypocritical believer I cannot deny the solid, truthful facts that science offers that can be proven through the scientific method.
>> [_] Anon 2755086 I DONT WANT TO CURE CANCER ANYMORE
>> [_] Anon 2755087 >># "Denying the Dinosaur Lie" It's like they believe fossils are satanic and Illuminati.
>> [_] Anon 2755088 I wanna titty fuck her, as she spews more anti-dino propaganda, lel.
>> [_] Anon 2755090 >># lol she's so much uglier un hi-res
>> [_] Anon 2755091 But wait guys, Give a Look. The Sun is only 3000 Miles away from the Earth >The Earth isnt a planet >http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
>> [_] Anon 2755094 How do dinosaurs in any way go against Christianity so that groups like this exist? What the fuck are these people thinking...
>> [_] Anon 2755095 >># Get that flat earth shit out of here. We're discussing this dumb bitch and her complete lack of critical thinking skills. Everyone knows flat earthers are just false flaggers who are in it for laughs.
>> [_] Anon 2755096 I hate her so much lol
>> [_] Anon 2755110 Everyone knows the dinosaur industry is a multi-billion dollar industry full of corruption.
>> [_] Anon 2755115 >># Yeah >># is correct, most flat earthers are just trolls, or people who do it as some kind of stupid hobby (finding believable physics models that would explain how/why the earth is flat) it's actually pretty interesting some of the crazy theories people have come up with where a lot of the maths work out.
>> [_] Anon 2755122 holy fuck i just found this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbueoxsV LBs it's far, far more idiotic than the OP
>> [_] Anon 2755124 Came for tits.
>> [_] Anon 2755125 This means that everything I knew was a lie! If only we had evidence to prove that the mythical fossil's of a "Frilled Shark" or "Goblin Shark" or "Horseshoe crab" existed.
>> [_] I Only Know the Truth 2755130 >># Dinosaur bones were really the giant ancient bones of the Roman Conquerors. The Jewish people paid the Roman Giants to attack and slaughter the Christians in exchange for wealth and power. After the Christians were nearly wiped out. The fallen slain Christian's blood formed into a pool, and Jesus Christ was formed from it. Horrified the Jewish masters ordered their Roman Conquerors to slay this new being, who was the master Resurrected Super Christian.
>> [_] Anon 2755131 >># This is giving me diarrhea
>> [_] I Only Know the Truth 2755132 >># He flew into the air, as the Roman Giants tried desperately to throw their javelins at this new master. Jesus Christ flew into the sunlight, so they could not see him, that is when, a Holy White Light appeared from Jesus Christ's eyes. It came down upon the Roman Giants, their flesh disintegrated, save for only their charred bones, which the desert covered. Jesus Christ flew all over the skies, cleansing the world of the Roman Conquering Empire. The Jews, ran away and hid within their temples of wealth. Jesus Christ cast them out, and burned most of them and their kin to dust, save for their misshapen Jewish bones. . - From the "Lost Dead Sea Scrolls" Look it up guys!
>> [_] Anon 2755134 >># I feel like someone should take this to /b/
>> [_] Anon 2755137 >># She's so fucking stupid they will think who ever is the thread's OP is her trolling them.
>> [_] Anon 2755138 >># "Go into your closet, grab your leather jacket and throw it out the window. What do you think is going to happen? I guarantee it's not going to fly." tfw: My brain is full of fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2755139 >># Problem is only about ten percent of Christians actually read any part of the Bible, let alone all of it. The rest just know the carefully edited version their minister, pastor or whatever their particular brand of crazy calls the cult leader tells them which he likely got the same way. It's why you hear them scream all this "one man, one woman" nonsense. If they really cared about the Bible and, by extension, biblical marriage, we'd already have laws in place saying we could have as many wives as we had enough shekels to corner and rape. If you tried to convince the average Bible-fucker that the bible said we had Smaug and Jörmungandr, they'd say you we trying to discredit Christianity by comparing it with mythology. >tl:dr You're asking for miracles, guy.
>> [_] Anon 2755141 this is just rocks too http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59 468000/jpg/_59468845_img_5644_mammoth_nhu .jpg
>> [_] Anon 2755142 >># Okay, this is for sure satire. No one is this stupid. No one.
>> [_] Anon 2755143 She's fucking crazy. No material, no sound of proof, dosent even know what the fuck she is saying or even the example she is using! WTF?!
>> [_] I Only Know the Truth 2755144 >># NO, not snuffleupagus!
>> [_] Anon 2755148 Everytime I see even a mediocre girl looks wise that is exceedingly stupid (especially religious ones) I feel the desire to breed with them
>> [_] Anon 2755150 >"le edgy atheist, tip your fedora" Is the line that enables behaviour like this video
>> [_] Anon 2755153 >># Am I the only one that gets erect at the thought of a religious nutjob carrying my children?
>> [_] Anon 2755154 I have a question for any atheist here: If I ran up to you, making a honking sound, holding up too flashlights up and said to you "I'm a car", I'm sure the last thing you would think was that I was a car. Now when this girl says she's a Christian....
>> [_] Anon 2755157 >># >Now when this girl says she's a Christian.... ....I think about filling her with my semen
>> [_] Anon 2755158 >># Wait a minute... that logo. http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2
>> [_] Anon 2755159 >># Wait, how did we get from dinosaurs to evil abo- >Grab a leather jacket, open up your window and throw it out. >What do you thinks gonna happen >Guarantee you it's not gonna fly Fuck me, she's retarded. This has to be a troll. I checked the channel's "about" page, and it gave no tongue-in-cheek implications, but I had to close it when I saw the words "Big Paleo." Has anyone actually been to the site or the Facebook page? Tell me they know how stupid the shit they're saying is, and that this dumb bitch doesn't really believe a dead bird is going to flutter off into the fucking breeze.
>> [_] Anon 2755161 >># Some people are just crazy, regardless of what they claim to be. For all we know she might be a christian. She probably isn't though, and this is probably satire.
>> [_] Anon 2755166 >># >Saying retarded shit means she's not really a Christian Then we've made some good progress, because the majority of the planet's religious population just deconverted.
>> [_] Anon 2755167 >># I'm glad you understand. People are, well people. They often fit into many molds and group and sometimes the person themselves are stupid or nutty, not the group they are part of. I think your right, I've seen this before.
>> [_] Anon 2755169 The Drunken Peasants covered this cunt before. Basically, Christians Against Dinosaurs was started as a laugh to poke fun at fundamentalists, and thanks to Poes Law, this dumb bitch believed them, and they made her a kind of spokes person for further luls.
>> [_] Anon 2755172 >># She's saying something that has no backing or purpose in her faith, and actually is counter intuitive to the current leading minds of creationism. Basically she's wrong in two regards.
>> [_] Anon 2755174 >># Thanks brah, now i can fucking sleep without having dreams of the edgiest ways i could murder her.
>> [_] Anon 2755176 >># There are plenty of Christians that believe that either dinosaurs never existed or that that existed at the same time as homo-sapiens. There are still flat-earthers out there, because the Bible says so. Spouting nonsense to discredit science is Creationism 101, guy.
>> [_] Anon 2755177 >># >># This is the kind of thinking I'd expect from someone who makes vertical videos.
>> [_] Anon 2755180 >># >sprouting nonsense to discredit science Gotta always love how atheist fags merge their beliefs so much with actually science they can't tell the two apart. Couldn't ever possibly question evolution, the most sacred of all theories. Gotta love how Atheism doesn't even work in the basis of logic and the fundamental grounds that let us even begin the act of science. Like how the reason the universe randomly created has no reason at all to abide by strict regulation of rules that are constant through out the universe.
>> [_] Anon 2755184 >># What the fuck are you babbling about?
>> [_] I Only Know the Truth 2755185 >># Put down the Whacky Tabbacey Moral Oral!
>> [_] Anon 2755188 >># >Couldn't ever possibly question evolution, the most sacred of all theories Oh, so you're a troll. Must have missed that, sorry - too focused on my porn. But do continue; I'm sure you put a lot of thought into sounding as stupid as you can. Later, guy.
>> [_] Anon 2755189 >># What, you don't even know the very tenants of logic? You know, the very thing humans use to form science? I'm sorry but if this is too complicated maybe you shouldn't be mocking this girl when you can't follow a single sentence along.
>> [_] Anon 2755190 >># >too focused on my porn How'd you know what I was doing at this exact moment? >># Why don't you just fuck off? You're talking nonsense.
>> [_] Anon 2755193 >># >>Christians Against Dinosaurs oh man this is fucking gold. And upon further investigation, no one's determined if they are poes yet. Although there's some evidence showing that they could be very serious business. But shit man that website is way to well designed. The search engine optimization is a bit suspicious too. It's gotta be a poe. In which case you've all been trolled. Shit I want to see this bitch debate Ken Ham from the creation museum >># shut the fuck up, Jurassic world is going to be shit and everyone knows it. They made up a dinosaur that doesn't even exist, for some intellectual property bullshit. The whole premise of the movie is based on copyright bullshit!
>> [_] Anon 2755195 >># Later dude. I tried.
>> [_] Anon 2755197 And, I am sure the ratio of Carbon Isotopes would still be the same? They wouldn;t be affected some how by this theory of yours? Not to mention that Limestone loves to build upon itself. Also, why would the bones be hollow enough to allow for such things to go through? This is incredibly Ad Hoc... And, I am being some what rude. Aye. My apologies for that. But, I am... Kind of tired. Sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2755199 >># >How'd you know what I was doing at this exact moment? Let's be real: we're all here for porn. Shit like this is tangential.
>> [_] Anon 2755202 >># Oh boo hoo, you can't understand so your all pissy? Well I guess honestly I'm the fool for even thinking that any debate or discussion could exist on 4Chan in even the smallest form. Peace out.
>> [_] Anon 2755203 >># Fuck you, I'm just here for the lulz
>> [_] Anon 2755207 >># Yeah even I'm here for porn. I think I'll hit up /tg/ first and then go to /d/
>> [_] Anon 2755208 >># >Well I guess honestly I'm the fool for even thinking that any debate or discussion could exist on 4Chan in even the smallest form. Yeah, you hit the nail on the head with that one.
>> [_] Anon 2755209 >># see dickgirl elf wat do
>> [_] Anon 2755210 >># Please link your ideas and sentences together. You're just spouting non-sequiturs. Though if you were just doing that to provide an example of the green text then that was clever and I applaud you.
>> [_] Anon 2755212 >># >Mah nigga.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2755213 >># It's not rape if it's an elf.
>> [_] sage 2755215 Sage grows RAPIDLY in every field.
>> [_] I Only Know the Truth 2755218 >># The deepest lore!
>> [_] Anon 2755219 > 86 replies
>> [_] Anon 2755220 HOLY SHIT I walk away and this gets up to 86 replies? This isn't even the first time its even been posted /f/ I am dissapoint
>> [_] Anon 2755221 nice boobs
>> [_] Anon 2755222 >># I dont get this board man, it just so strange
>> [_] Anon 2755223 >90 replies
>> [_] Anon 2755224 >># nice tits tho
>> [_] Anon 2755225 >># it's a guaranteed replies video that snowballed cause that's how /f/ works. as long as you get 20 to 30 posts it will pop up around 100. There was once a time phenomenon thread that started from nothing and shot up to like 150 in no time, and then a real timephenomenon.swf only got 2 posts before dying
>> [_] Anon 2755227 >># can this thread do it? Can we top 1000? Can we?
>> [_] Anon 2755228 >># You tell me anon
>> [_] Anon 2755231 Ive never seen a thread on /f/ past 30 replies....
>> [_] Anon 2755232 >># How long have you been here?
>> [_] Anon 2755234 Next she'll be saying jet fuel can melt steel beams
>> [_] Anon 2755235 Holy shit that smacking thing she does before everything she says is driving me insane.
>> [_] Anon 2755238 >># can't unhear fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2755239 >># Precisely.
>> [_] Anon 2755242 >># nice ellipses dude
>> [_] Anon 2755243 >># guaranteed replies.
>> [_] Anon 2755244 The fuck is up with the replies in this thread?
>> [_] Anon 2755247 >># Jesus was a dragon, confirmed.
>> [_] Anon 2755250 /f/ have never been so alive.
>> [_] Anon 2755251 Hey guys is it too late to reply to this video?
>> [_] Anon 2755252 >># toasting in old bread
>> [_] Anon 2755254 109 posts, 53 posters. /f/ has changed.
>> [_] Anon 2755255 Well looks like /f/ took the bait.
>> [_] Anon 2755256 >># Great start. Now keep going.
>> [_] Anon 2755257 This is a joke right? An atheist joke.
>> [_] Anon 2755258 >># Knock knock who's there dino dino who dino saur dino saur that he doesn't exist? *ba dum tish* *laughing retards.png*
>> [_] Anon 2755259 I want to fuck her face so hard hnnnnnnnnng.
>> [_] Anon 2755260 >># I want a video of her using a dragon dildo on herself while in a dinosaur costume, and a sign that says "dinosaurs can go fuck themselves"
>> [_] Anon 2755262 a little bit about a little bit about a little bit about
>> [_] Anon 2755263 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdiySEju d0Y
>> [_] Anon 2755265 >># LMAO
>> [_] Anon 2755266 Keep it up guys, we'll get this thread to 200, then 300, then TO THE MOON! WE CAN DO IT!
>> [_] Anon 2755267 to the moon
>> [_] Anon 2755269 wanna rape that bitch
>> [_] Anon 2755271 >># A small step for man...
>> [_] Anon 2755273 >># I kinda do know...huh.
>> [_] Anon 2755274 this really exploded.
>> [_] Anon 2755277 dammit it's tapering! Quick we need to get the 420 crowd in here stat. Make the potheads think it's funny to post in here.
>> [_] Anon 2755278 >122 comments >/f/ OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HAPPENING!
>> [_] Anon 2755280 At this rate, /f/ could raid boards.
>> [_] Anon 2755283 >># Yes. Yes! More Lebensraum for /f/! We must first unite surrounding territories! Regain what was once ours! I suggest that our immediate target be /u/. We'd easily overrun the place! Followed by /e/!
>> [_] Anon 2755286 >># what could we raid them with? All our relevant files can't be posted on any other boards unless anons go on some massive .swf to .webm spree.
>> [_] Anon 2755287 What a commotion in these comments.
>> [_] Anon 2755291 >># Raid them with pics of shit. Because that is pretty much what /f/ is.
>> [_] Anon 2755292 <Knock Knock> Who's there? <Dinosaur> I don't believe you.
>> [_] Anon 2755293 >># no just spam youtube links
>> [_] Anon 2755294 >># Shit, dose and catsup.
>> [_] SweetSauce 2755295 > 131 comments. > 64 unique posters. > Didn't read a single comment. Who used the top quality bait today?
>> [_] Anon 2755297 >># The actual bait is the flash, which isn't exactly new. The reason for the shitstorm, is because of the amount of posts on a flash. And then a second wave of shitstorm due to the amount on posts on a flash. And so on, so forth.
>> [_] Anon 2755299 >># One giant shitpost for /f/! >># https://imgur.com/SXNOHMV granted, it isn't as fun without sound
>> [_] Anon 2755300 >># The idea of /f/ raiding any board is like iichan raiding modern /b/. Wouldn't make any sense whatsoever.
>> [_] Anon 2755307 >># 'Tis the joke Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2755308 Holy fuck this is the most active I've seen /f/ in months.
>> [_] Anon 2755309 I'm assuming there is no post limit on /f/. Let's reach for the moon. Even if we miss we'll land among the stars.
>> [_] Anon 2755310 >># Meh - it's the same people shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2755313 The worst part is that even among the Christian Community theres 2 theories The New Earth theory and the Old Earth Theory. Since the book of Genesis said God created Earth, but didn't actually create a way for the witness to tell time time unitl "day" 3, the first 2 days could technically be millions of years of evolution. Hell, each day could be millions of years long for all the bible says. Its split into 7 "days" for literary purposes, not legit stopwatch timed 24 hour time periods. To believe in a New Earth is to have such blind faith that not only do you take everything at face value but also believe that God himself would LIE to you, creating things such as stars and fossils that only pretend to be millions of years old.
>> [_] Anon 2755316 >># ... But then why mention god in the first place if Christians are allowed to believe in evolution and everything before it?
>> [_] Anon 2755318 [Citation needed]

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>> [_] Anon 2691343 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2691346 wut
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691347 one word: DNA
>> [_] Anon 2691351 >># >People like this are real, they breed, and teach their children. And we say murder is a crime.
>> [_] Anon 2691352 >implying thats how paleontology works.
>> [_] Anon 2691355 >># implying she gives a shit
>> [_] Anon 2691356 >># those are 3 words actually DNA is a acronym for deoxyribonucleic acid
>> [_] Anon 2691359 >I have no credible sources to back up what I'm about to say >Here's a bunch of spackle >Have some more spackle >Do you have enough spackle? >Dinosaur bones are fake >Paleontologists are money grubbing jews >wut you gonna do faggots? When does the purge start?
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691360 >># poop dick?
>> [_] Anon 2691363 >People actually mad about this Really though, you guys are fags
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691364 >># love you too :3
>> [_] Anon 2691372 Man I'd still fuck her
>> [_] Anon 2691373 >># I'd like to debunk those myths.
>> [_] Anon 2691375 why cant i ever meet someone this stupid in real life. I'm a bitter and friendless enough person to actually ridicule them and tell them how stupid they are. like a fedora faggot without the stupid hat
>> [_] Anon 2691377 >># "Ayyy gurl you wanna see a real rock hard bone covered in spunkle?"
>> [_] Anon 2691378 >># Shut up faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2691380 >># make me pleb
>> [_] Anon 2691381 >># is that a bad thing?
>> [_] Anon 2691382 >># its cancerous
>> [_] Anon 2691384 >># I'd cover her in spackle and call her a dinosaur for a million dollars, you know what I'm saying?
>> [_] Anon 2691390 >># With her genius, that shouldn't be that hard. Discuss, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2691392 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2691393 >triggered
>> [_] Anon 2691394 The stone she threw on the table. Plaster Wall.
>> [_] Anon 2691396 >># That's what would make it so fun. Did you see that jiggle at the beginning of the video? And that voice isn't half bad, either.
>> [_] Anon 2691406 >># Why does she smack her lips every five seconds. 1 minute in:Oh, she's retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2691440 >># thats actually a fetish of mine, started from asmr
>> [_] h 2691445 >># id murder this cunt's kids if she had any. it'd be doing the world a massive service then execute her in the middle of the street at night
>> [_] Anon 2691447 theres a special bullet waiting for the heads of cancerous bitches like this.
>> [_] Anon 2691452 You cannot DNA test fossils, but you can carbon date them. It is true that we have no real idea what dinosaurs looked like and they often rearrange the way the bones are laid out. That being said people put puzzles together all the time. Some pieces fit together others don't. I would be willing to bet that there is a 90% chance that what we have constructed is right. The biggest problem is not if she is wrong or right (because she is both); it is that she has no reason for why she is doing what she is doing. Did she get fired and now she wants revenge? Is she a religious nut?
>> [_] Anon 2691454 At least she is good looking with a nice rack.
>> [_] Anon 2691457 I'm not sure stupidity should be punished. This is product of poor schooling and a failing education, assuming she is a product of the U.S.A. You might as well get angry and deformed baby because it's mother drank to much. She needs to be educated, enlightened, murdering your problems won't doing anything. Plus if anything, like most everyone talking about sensitive subjects, had no clue what the fuck she was talking about but had some 'stake' so she said something. So she has no understanding in this subject it doesn't correlate she is failing in other subjects.
>> [_] Anon 2691459 >># My theory? She's like anyone who speaks about something they don't know about. Except she actually posted something.
>> [_] Anon 2691462 >># classy, anon
>> [_] Anon 2691465 >># initialism
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691468 >># well they have found some DNA from dino bones.
>> [_] Anon 2691470 >># You can only run DNA tests on organics not on sediments.
>> [_] Anon 2691476 >># Wow I took high school biology too
>> [_] Anon 2691480 >># I bet you loved the Joker in Dark Knight.
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691483 >># you know they found organic stuff inside the bones.
>> [_] Anon 2691485 >># After 65 million years in the dirt there would be no organics of any kind except for fresh bacteria.
>> [_] Anon 2691488 Setting aside the complete lack of evidence for her arguments and the complete non-understanding of how the scientific method works, she blows it all at the end by >implying paleontologists make millions of dollars.
>> [_] Anon 2691493 >># I am curious, how much money does a Paleontologist make?
>> [_] Anon 2691494 >># http://www.salarylist.com/jobs/Paleontol ogist-Salary.htm
>> [_] Anon 2691502 >># B-but anon, I thought the costs of undertaking research were 100% wages! You're obviously a shill.
>> [_] Anon 2691505 >># Assuming education is the solution, is putting tremendous faith in others. We are monkeys that werent meant to do more than eat, shit and sleep. We came all this way because of our ingenuity, not this ignorance. Murdering would be the easy way. Besides, thats so much tax dollars wasted on what might not even produce a remotely intelligible person.
>> [_] Anon 2691506 >># 3? ...want to check your math again? Deoxyribonucleic is 1 word.
>> [_] Anon 2691508 >i want to talk tonite about fussils that are in the ground Goddamn fucking American genocide best day of my life die pigs die, nuke America breathe the thermonnuclear ashes of megadeathed Americans. This video triggered my dinosaur autism real bad. I feel like being 10 giving my speech about dinosaurs in class again.
>> [_] Anon 2691516 We're all proof that she'll breed. Now the only hope is that she's infertile or her children die from her mistakes. I don't want those curves to decompose.
>> [_] Anon 2691522 anyone got the youtube link to this? plz thx or SAUCE
>> [_] Anon 2691524 so hot, I don't care how stupid she is
>> [_] Pahviloota 2691535 >># they confirmed it was not bacterial material.
>> [_] Anon 2691538 >All these idiots who think she isn't doing satirical humor.
>> [_] Anon 2691540 >># that's 2 words brudda
>> [_] Anon 2691541 >># calm down there, isis
>> [_] Anon 2691542 >># I don't know man, she sounds pretty sincere. Also, the way she presents herself and her theories is just so spiteful. It's by no means beyond what I've come to expect from religious fundamentalists.
>> [_] Anon 2691545 So many comments I agree with long post ( don't know to link other comments), but the real question is. WTF? I mean was this an /f/ exclusive?is this on youtube? I am much more curious as to why this chick made this video, not whats in it. Did her dad or someone get fired or cut her off? I think I got it. She is in school, she got drunk, got cut off financially; then bam! She realized how bullshit it was accepting money from her paleontologist parents anyway and made a fuck you video about them.
>> [_] Anon 2691549 Okay. I'll bite. Fossils don't come from fucking nowhere. Organisms had to be dead under the right sequence of sediment long enough for the fossilization process to start. There are myriad specimens in the current fossil record which could be lined up according to their percentages of mineral replacement. Presenting forged or planted fossils as new finds has happened, and they have become more physically distinguishable from actual untempered specimens over the century-and-a-half.
>> [_] Anon 2691552 >a fossil is not actually a piece of bone >a fossil is actually a bone shieeet
>> [_] Anon 2691554 >># Not going to sit through a stupid dinosaur debunking video, nor read a 60 reply thread. but that gril is qt
>> [_] Anon 2691570 >># >># >># >># and people say ISIS is bad
>> [_] Anon 2691579 >half of /f/ wants to murder her >half of /f/ wants to stop her from breeding >the other half of /f/ wants to fuck her make up your fucking mind /f/ >inb4 three halves
>> [_] Anon 2691601 I find nutters like this adorable. Religious people view science like its another religion, as if science is something you have to have 'faith' in to accept things blindly. So I always get a kick out of people like this who genuinely believe what they are saying is just as credible as science as its "just as made up". Its delicious
>> [_] Anon 2691604 >># I have faith in scientists to develope the universal cure for everything