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>> [_] Anon 2917848 Basic Atheist vs Christian thread 0/10 did not kek
>> [_] Anon 2917862 I wish my soda would just materialize out of no where.
>> [_] Anon 2917869 >mfw he doesn't open the banana the right way
>> [_] Anon 2917926 Fuck me this is hillarious

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>> [_] Anon 2897318 >not squeezing the "bottom" of the banana
>> [_] Anon 2897321 Bananas were designed by humans through selective breeding. The "natural" version is sized and shaped like a peapod. A tree doesn't need that much fruit on it's seeds for monkeys and birds to eat and spread it.
>> [_] Anon 2897325 >kills myself due to the amazingly dumb people in this swf
>> [_] Anon 2897327 >The Banana is proof that God designed everything for our benefit. Nevermind that Bananas are the product of plant hybridization and careful cultivation by Polynesian settlers between 5000 and 8000 BCE. Oh wait, according you idiots like you, Earth is only 6000 years old so I guess those plantations were created already stocked, isn't that right? Fucking creationists.
>> [_] Anon 2897404 >># >># So, the guy is right in saying bananas were intelligently designed.
>> [_] Anon 2897414 >># haha f'real
>> [_] Anon 2897424 >># fucking lol
>> [_] Anon 2897446 >Kills myself due to the amazingly euphoric redditors in this swf
>> [_] Anon 2897466 >># I personally don't know any creationist that believe the world is only 6000 years old.
>> [_] Anon 2897485 >># The Banana is proof at least that bananas are extremely useful and tasty.
>> [_] Anon 2897497 >># >black, to late he´s right there
>> [_] Anon 2897504 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2897505 Do you see Banana Man Hopping over on the white hot sand Here he comes with some for me Plucked straight from the banana tree
>> [_] Anon 2897509 i dont think i wanna be a part of this
>> [_] Anon 2897530 >># lucky you, I know many of them and simply can't understand how one of them BECAME A FUCKING DOCTOR
>> [_] Anon 2897540 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] sagethisshitalldaylong 2897543 >># >guaranteedplebconfirmed The guy himself said it in the first sentence; faith=ignoring the facts

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>> [_] Anon 2772057 >guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 2772074 >># >boring_horse_shit.swf
>> [_] Anon 2772077 >># Do creationists even still use this argument anymore?
>> [_] Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 2772143 >># Not anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw 504
>> [_] Anon 2772156 Dicks fit perfectly in mouths, and it feels really good. Logically, God must support sodomy.
>> [_] Anon 2772158 >># That's even more stupid than the banana story in the first one.
>> [_] Anon 2772168 "Modern day bananas are genetically engineered mutants that are also made by humans, much like the soda can you just showed us. You can't use that in your argument because it wasn't a product of nature. What's more, that wasn't the entire quote from Darwin, just an excerpt. He goes on to say 'The difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered subversive of the theory.' Meaning that although it sounds absolutely ridiculous to a god-fearing moron, it's just the way it is." Is something similar to what I would say to these fools.
>> [_] Anon 2772220 >># Much like some athiests, some creationist (Or some humans in any debate) use extremely poor arguments against others of apposing thought. This video, the other video with peanutbutter is extremely under wealming stuff. If you look to the highest, most important figures in the creationist community they have more presentable cases. Now you can choose to believe me, take heed that the creationist side if growing stronger with time, or you can ignore and mock me and be unprepared and unaware when you thought something was laughably silly comes to seriously challenge your preconceptions. You might wonder 'where it is' and the truth is you have to look for it, as american and british media favor evolution and thus present things according to this position.
>> [_] Anon 2772224 >># Actually the dick doesn't fit perfectly, after all the teeth are a constant hazard and with a powerful biting motion could cause the penis to be severed. It feels good because the mouth shares many features of the vagina, being both moist and soft. Finally, despite what you think you know, no serious modern aged Christian church or theologian is against Oral Sex, and you are freely allowed to preform such with you're wife. In fact you are free to do a lot things as long as retains to a married partner, even masturbation as long as your loved one is the person focused on.
>> [_] Anon 2772234 >># Are you aware bananas dont actually occur in nature? They are a hybrid of a plant yielding small sweet fruits with annoying hard pits and a plant with a fruit that has tough flesh but without the annoying pits and large in size. All bananas of one variety were up until recently literally one single genetic individual, regrown from shoots. Today, the most eaten banana is the cavendish, but until like 50 years ago it was another variety, which was completely wiped out by one single fungal disease. To prevent this from happening to the cavendish, people have been trying to artificially create variety. This was done by high tech GM methods in Leuven and by low tech techniques involving hand pollenation and seeving the seeds out of tons and tons of bananas in Honduras. http://www.damninteresting.com/the-unfor tunate-sex-life-of-the-banana/
>> [_] Anon 2772240 >># Yes I am quite aware that Banana are not natural occurring. I never did say I believed in that, and the argument was always wrong and under researched. People made mistakes. No group is ever a completely unified mass that agrees and confers with itself completely and the same applies with research groups. If I recall right the whole 'banana' debate at the time wasn't even a debating point at it's creation but more of light-hearted joke then a fully researched and documented comparison. My point remains I was never speaking about the bananas, but rather talking about oral sex.
>> [_] Anon 2772297 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uVBVRw0m1y
>> [_] Anon 2772339 >># Are you serious? >If you look to the highest, most important figures in the creationist community they have more presentable cases. No they don't. They're just better at putting makeup on the pig. Their arguments still just boil down the argument from ignorance, or obfuscated wordplay. >take heed that the creationist side if growing stronger with time What? Practically no-one in academia takes creationists seriously, and that hasn't changed. The political power of creationists waxes and wanes with the role of fundamentalist Christianity in US politics, but as far as biology is concerned it's a utterly dead idea.
>> [_] Anon 2772388 >># >there are six ridges to the human hand >he opens the banana on the wrong end
>> [_] Anon 2772398 >># banana scientist

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[_] Anon 2760940 I guess it's banana day.
>> [_] Anon 2760978 >># that'll teach those filthy athiests
>> [_] Anon 2761004 You know, he's completely right, the banana as we know it, was indeed crafted. It was produced by a wise, intentional maker. Took us a lot of failed cultivars to make it, but by god we did. Now try doing that with a south african wild plantain.
>> [_] Anon 2761016 >># rip the Gros Michel
>> [_] Anon 2761019 I liken God to have been playing marbles for billions of years. The thing I'm coming to realize more as I look further into the debate over the universe's origins, is that the truth boils down to whatever the participant wants to see. They can refer to radioactive decay and the chemical and physical principles which make it happen, to the way of thinking of some supremely insightful being during the process of making at least this world, or to something else entirely. There are as many reasons for the universe to exist as it does as there are people.
>> [_] Anon 2761026 funny as fuck, that guy totally wanted suck that banana like it was hard dick.
>> [_] Anon 2761027 >># that's almost as deep as a kiddie pool
>> [_] Anon 2761031 >># It's simple, yeah. As is existence.
>> [_] Anon 2761035 what
>> [_] Anon 2761044 guys I'm counting 6 grooves, but that guy said I should only have 5. Am I going to hell?
>> [_] Anon 2761057 >># just avoid bananas
>> [_] Anon 2761061 >># the plot thickens
>> [_] Anon 2761066 >># Atheists have been known to tamper with bananas in grocery stores in an attempt to dispel this incredible proof of God's existence. This should only strengthen your faith more, not condemn you to hell. Amen.
>> [_] Anon 2761067 im a christian, and this is unwatchable.
>> [_] Anon 2761076 >># >facts >religion lol

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>> [_] Anon 2733213 Good b8 m8
>> [_] Anon 2733217 >The atheist's nightmare More like best friend
>> [_] Anon 2733248 Ahh yes the banana tfits around the monkeys hand just as well as it does ours, You know those things that you think we didn't come from.
>> [_] Anon 2733260 >># look ma horse, ma horse is amazing
>> [_] Anon 2733261 Is there any footage of this guy being told that humans artificially selected the modern banana and him going "uh er um well ur mum's fat"
>> [_] Anon 2733262 >># And pineapples, Fugu, walnuts, and fruit on cactuses are all proof that god HATES us
>> [_] Anon 2733268 >># kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2733277 >># Ya, this guy was an idiot. We made bananas, not God.
>> [_] >>>/sci/ autist 2733284 >># Have you seen what wild bananas look like? They're little brown stumps that are 90% seeds and look like butt-plugs. The 'almighty' creator of the yellow banana was a horticologist you fucking moron. Fun fact: The bananas we eat are all clones of each other, because they're all fucking sterile. There was actually a tastier, better strain in the 70's but it died out entirely to a fucking disease that evolved. Thanks a lot, God! Why does gay anal sex feel so much better than straight anal sex? Checkmate, atheists! Looks like God loves fags after all!
>> [_] Anon 2733292 >bananas fit in your hand >check mate atheists!
>> [_] Anon 2733295 >># Don't forget Durians
>> [_] Anon 2733298 Those bananas are clones of the real thing. Real bananas have seeds, look it up
>> [_] Anynomous 2733302 >># When bananas are not ready for harvesting they ARE GREEN not brown, and still taste yummy so much for Good hades, just because fruits varies in many kind of forms and ways he dont hate us. Next i hate anal Sex, so checkmate for you.
>> [_] Anon 2733309 >># What.
>> [_] Anynomous 2733312 Sry but i hate it, how it turns out like heteros are getting treated here, like they should feel be ashamed to be hetero-_- His post totally sounded like statement of only gay should be natural. First gays were the who had troubles to out themselves, and now some of theme flipped the tables and bring heteros in the defense postion and i really cant it stand it anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2733320 >># There we have 'im boys. The MRA of sexuality, the 'racism doesn't exist anymore' of attraction.
>> [_] Anon 2733340 Unintelligent design is so amusing. >Optic nerve is connected to the light receiving end of the retina. >Wisdom teeth. >Lack of Vitamin C generation by humans. >Route of vas deferens from testis to penis. >Laryngeal nerve detour. And there's more. >Radioiscotope dating. >Ice core samples. >Tree ring daisy chaining. >Fossil evidence. I think that Australian person there didn't consider radioiscotope dating to be accurate, and was based on 'belief'.
>> [_] Anon 2733341 Nice circlejerk, guys! I'm proud!
>> [_] Anon 2733346 >># Yeah! Let's start a heliocentrist circlejerk!
>> [_] Anon 2733393 >># >># Guys, I'm tired of this circlejerk, we need to entertain the controversy. We need more funny fedora jokes, and we also need to call atheists fedora tipping amerifats.
>> [_] Anon 2733407 >># ive been to that fucking lake holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2733414 >People discussing that bananas are gods Why I am here
>> [_] Anon 2733416 The entire bit about the banana, and I couldn't stop thinking about cocks. ...a...am I gay?

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[_] the banana man! Anon 2715581 if you study a well made banana!
>> [_] Anon 2715622 And on the 6th day god made banana in his own image.
>> [_] Javo 2715672 >this is bait. >going to respond anyways http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_fall acy https://carm.org/charles-darwin-on-the-h uman-eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_o f_the_eye
>> [_] Anon 2715695 >># >citing rationalwiki You're appearing just as bigoted and biased as they do. Also that site fucking sucks, if you want science just fucking read it. It's not that fucking hard.
>> [_] Javo 2715708 >># Was the first thing I found when googling evolution of the banana. Didn't know it existed until then.
>> [_] Javo 2715711 >># Looking at it now though, you're right. It does seem unprofessional.
>> [_] Anon 2715723 http://web.archive.org/web/2011051120024 2/http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/2008 /06/banana-isnt-proof.html fuckin'

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[_] >MFW I realize god exists Anon 2711093
>> [_] Anon 2711121 I really, really, really like knowing that Jesus has saved me.
>> [_] Anon 2711129 a sheepfucker and the guy who wrote and starred in "saving christmas" are trying to convince me that god exists. who knows, maybe, maybe not, but i'd rather that these obnoxious cunts don't try to explain how god exists.
>> [_] Anon 2711132 >># Kirk didn't write it, but yeah, it was a fucking awful movie
>> [_] Anon 2711138 >># if you have better explanation on how everything happened to be I'm all ears
>> [_] Anon 2711168 http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_fall acy I'm a deist btw.
>> [_] Anon 2711204 I love how people ignore evolution entirely when it's convenient.
>> [_] Anon 2711209 >># i don't. i don't believe there's a god, but there could be. all we have are theories. "god made everything", but where did god come from? "the big bang made everything", but where did it come from? the only reason i don't believe there's a god is because the scientific side seems more plausible to me. otherwise, i guess i'd be agnostic. if there were a plausible theory to the existence of a god, i'm happy to hear it, fine. but i'd rather not hear it from kirk cameron and ray comfort. because they faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2711262 Evolution explains exactly how your so called intelligently designed bananas work. Bananas were a viable food source at some point, so we evolved to eat them more efficiently. Also, saying that the banan was designed to tell humans when to eat it is retarded, because it's like saying that an apple is a seed to tell us not to eat it, and rots when it's too late to eat. The colors of the banana is purely the process of the banana growing old.
>> [_] Anon 2711283 >># People grow old and rot because their bodies are telling us not to eat them, apparently. Also, >God exists because everything that exists was made a maker >If God exists then who the fuck made God? They will never be able to escape the obvious logical conclusion of their shitty justification.
>> [_] Anon 2711299 >># Evolution explains that since we observed in almost all group of animals some kinds of sexual behaviours, and since the similarities that share a banana and a dick, we can assume that the human hand evolved to handle cock like things. Simple as that. 2nd, the "thoery of evolution" is not a theory, it's a fact. it's just that we don't finished studieing every single causes of the evolution(there's still work to do to understand it) but it's a fact. living species evolve.

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[_] RAY CUMFART Anon 2709415 If you study a well made banana!
>> [_] Anon 2709417 i cant get over how close kirk' camerons had is to his crotch though...
>> [_] Anon 2709421 >># i... cans and bananas are man made i ..i *ded*
>> [_] Anon 2709424 Who the hell uses the stem to open the banana?
>> [_] Anon 2709474 someone gotta tell these mofos that banannas used to be 2 inches, filled with seeds and in no way resembles the modern bananna
>> [_] Anon 2709477 >># people who aren't faggot redditors or literal nigger monkeys

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>> [_] Anon 2706624 and then you open a banana from the bottom side and realize it's easier to open. HEADSPLODE
>> [_] Anon 2706633 god works in mysterious ways. I like how he accidentally made the human eye nerves come out infront of the retina and join at the optic nerve THEN leave the eye making a blind spot. apparently he realized how stupid this was when he got around to designing cephalopods and made them come out behind
>> [_] Anon 2706661 wow.. they totally just pulled shit out of their asses... Bananas have been selectively bred into what they are today... I don't even want to continue, theres too much close-minded bigotry to talk about
>> [_] Anon 2706692 Got lost, are these guys atheist or not?
>> [_] Anon 2706694 Wow... I never thought of it that way before. Almost everything we eat... it just makes more sense if you realize it was engineered to be easy to eat... from the huge watermelon, to the ripe, sweet banana, to the mandarin orange, or the seedless grape/grapefruit. It's like it was MADE to be consumed... I mean, why else would there be -seedless- grapes???
>> [_] Anon 2706695 When is somebody going to splice this with the amazing atheist video?
>> [_] Anon 2706704 >># even god makes mistakes sometimes
>> [_] Anon 2706710 In all seriousness though, if you want an actual intelligent video on the debate between intelligent design/creationism and other discipline of science, watch "Expelled", a documentary made by Ben Stein of all people.
>> [_] Anon 2706742 The atheist's nightmare.
>> [_] Anon 2706771 >># >god makes mistakes lel
>> [_] Anon 2706778 What about woodpeckers dave? Are they part of intelligent design? Their tongue wraps around their head and has an ear on the end of it. G.o.g. got nothing on dat
>> [_] Anon 2706787 What about a melon? That doesn't fit perfectly into my mouth, and it isn't easy to open and eat. Its more nutritious though. And its easier to grow. Captcha: vast antiochus
>> [_] Anon 2706788 >># I'm pretty sure he's already covered this. the banana video has been done to death. Kirk Cameron and other high profile Christian peddlers have been embarrassing themselves day after day, and I just wish they would all stop.

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[_] The banana man! Anon 2699477 BEHOLD, HTE ATHEIST NIGHTMARE!!!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2699486 LOOMINRATY CONFIRMED!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2699515 you DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>> [_] Anon 2699518 thats not even how you eat a banana
>> [_] Anon 2699524 >discussion of atheists >discussion of bananas I expected a different ending.
>> [_] Trash Boat 2699525 Atheism: All cans are made from magic mountains.
>> [_] Anon 2699528 >># So CloOoOoOoOse your eyEYeyEYeyeYes on hushabye mountain....
>> [_] Anon 2699534 >># actual natural banana's are small, hard to open, and full of seeds
>> [_] Anon 2699536 >># bananas*
>> [_] Anon 2699539 >># all hail the niggers they had cultivated the mighty bannana they are true gods
>> [_] Anon 2699557 In consideration, the minutia of perfections that require no adaptation on the part of humankind to utilize would suggest that there could be an intelligent creator. However to assert this as fact without evidence is goddamn bullshit. In the same vein, you could argue that since you have pain-nerve endings in your toes that fire off every time you bang your toe into something that there isn't a god because that doesn't make any goddamn sense at all for an intelligent god to want you to suffer every time you accidentally bang your toes into things.
>> [_] Anon 2699577 John: Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco? Steve: Because he had nobody to go with? John: That's right, but why did he have nobody to go with? Steve: Because he's an autistic faggot. Autistic faggot: (eueueueueuuehueheuhguehguheugheuhguehgu ehugheughuehguehugheughuegeghuegeohgueohg euogheoughouegoehughoeuhgoehgouehoughoeuh gouehgouehoghegouehgohu)
>> [_] Anon 2699582 im a certified atheist, and i cant figure it out im turning in my atheist license and becoming a christian as we speak as an ex atheist, all i can say is.... checkmate, atheists.......
>> [_] Anon 2699588 if god isn't real explain how i am eating a bannana right now
>> [_] Anon 2699601 >># Holy shit, I'm raging so hard. I shouldn't be but I am and it's my right to.
>> [_] Anon 2699636 Just last night I had a nightmare about bananas. I just can't explain why they fit so perfectly in our hands.
>> [_] Anon 2699644 I used to be an atheist then I ate a banana
>> [_] Anon 2699649 My cock fits into my hand perfectly, checkmate theists On a more serious note, most primitive eye structure http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euglena
>> [_] Anon 2699653 >># Well, another way to look at it would be to think of it as a way for your brain and body to know that you have hurt yourself, same with our reflexes to touching something that is too hot or too cold. Our brains react to these things automatically, and it takes an immense amount of concentration to go against such things.