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This is resource D59L8DY, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:8/3 -2015 23:52:02

Ended:9/3 -2015 02:55:40

Checked:9/3 -2015 03:52:15

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2711093
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 11.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: BANANA_GOD.swf-(7.26 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] >MFW I realize god exists Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)17:44 No.2711093

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)18:14 No.2711121

  I really, really, really like knowing that Jesus has saved me.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)18:20 No.2711129

  a sheepfucker and the guy who wrote and starred in "saving christmas" are trying to convince me
  that god exists.

  who knows, maybe, maybe not, but i'd rather that these obnoxious cunts don't try to explain how
  god exists.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)18:23 No.2711132

  >>2711129
  Kirk didn't write it, but yeah, it was a fucking awful movie

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)18:29 No.2711138

  >>2711129
  if you have better explanation on how everything happened to be I'm all ears

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)18:54 No.2711168

  http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_fallacy

  I'm a deist btw.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)19:22 No.2711204

  I love how people ignore evolution entirely when it's convenient.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)19:24 No.2711209

  >>2711138
  i don't. i don't believe there's a god, but there could be. all we have are theories.

  "god made everything", but where did god come from?

  "the big bang made everything", but where did it come from?

  the only reason i don't believe there's a god is because the scientific side seems more plausible
  to me. otherwise, i guess i'd be agnostic.

  if there were a plausible theory to the existence of a god, i'm happy to hear it, fine. but i'd
  rather not hear it from kirk cameron and ray comfort.

  because they faggots.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:18 No.2711262

  Evolution explains exactly how your so called intelligently designed bananas work.

  Bananas were a viable food source at some point, so we evolved to eat them more efficiently.
  Also, saying that the banan was designed to tell humans when to eat it is retarded, because it's
  like saying that an apple is a seed to tell us not to eat it, and rots when it's too late to eat.
  The colors of the banana is purely the process of the banana growing old.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:39 No.2711283

  >>2711262
  People grow old and rot because their bodies are telling us not to eat them, apparently.

  Also,
  >God exists because everything that exists was made a maker
  >If God exists then who the fuck made God?

  They will never be able to escape the obvious logical conclusion of their shitty justification.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:52 No.2711299

  >>2711093

  Evolution explains that since we observed in almost all group of animals some kinds of sexual
  behaviours, and since the similarities that share a banana and a dick, we can assume that the
  human hand evolved to handle cock like things. Simple as that.

  2nd, the "thoery of evolution" is not a theory, it's a fact. it's just that we don't finished
  studieing every single causes of the evolution(there's still work to do to understand it) but
  it's a fact. living species evolve.



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