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>> Wildfire da Firefox 9jun2016(th)02:40 No.34226 OP P1
Yoshi makes a great sex toy
Seriously when they perfect genetic engineering I'm getting three yoshis made >:3
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>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)03:30 No.34228 A P2R1
Hell yes I'd fuck a Yoshi.
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)08:23 No.34241 B P3R2
That shit is gay, boy.
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)08:59 No.34244 C P4R3
I'm not gay but that tongue raises an eyebrow
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)09:36 No.34246 D P5R4
Could be grill yoshi
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)10:12 No.34248 E P6R5
dat eye pupil is beautiful
sight
if only this was vectors
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)10:50 No.34249 F P7R6
>>34241
>>34246
I think Yoshi, as a species, don't even have genders.
>> Anonymous 9jun2016(th)19:21 No.34255 G P8R7
>>34249
Yoshi (the green one we all know and love) is confirmed male.
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)00:51 No.34262 H P9
haha
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)06:43 No.34269 I P10R8
Silly anons, everyone knows once you fuck another man's mouth you reach the pinnacle of
straightness. Bowser is so dominate, that Yoshi turned gay just so he could wrap his long tongue
all over his cock for the perfect blowjob. Maybe one day you'll find a cute feminine man to suck
your cock and bestow upon you this power.
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)06:48 No.34270 B P11R9
>>34269
2/10 for effort.
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)07:31 No.34271 J P12R10
>>34226
Hate to break it to you, but the Chimera Act is gonna' keep that dream of yours just a dream,
unless you feel like hittin' up black markets for it.
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)08:19 No.34273 K P13R11
>>34271
the what?
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)08:29 No.34274 F P14R12
>>34226
You want to use illegal genetic engeneering for Yoshis rather than for, you know, catgirls or
something?
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)08:59 No.34275 A P15R13
>>34274
Catgirls are so bland though
Catboys are where it's at now, daddy-o
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)11:06 No.34280 A P16
>>34271
Also what the hell is the Chimera Act
It sounds like a stereotypical villain type thing.
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)13:16 No.34281 L P17R14
>>34269
gay
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)13:40 No.34283 E P18R15
>>34280
I don't know but if I would have to guess from context it's probably something (a law) that
prevents researches from experimenting too much with genetic engineering. It's probably just a law
in USA though and what >>34271 forgets is that they only control a small part of the planet.
I'm sure you'll have your gay yoshi slaves someday OP, keep reaching for the stars!
>> Anonymous 10jun2016(fr)15:01 No.34285 G P19R16
>>34283
not in his lifetime, not unless he has millions of dosh to pay up for, any such genetic
experimentation would also be held back by moral groups (just about every religion and in general
conservatives / right wingers)
I do envision him being able to get a sex bot that also possibly looks like Yoshi.
>>34281
QFT
>> Anonymous 11jun2016(sa)00:26 No.34302 M P20R17
50 years max until we can create a yoshiboy
he will have physical defects like specialized dog breeds and get exotic diseases from houseplants
congratulations
>> Anonymous 11jun2016(sa)00:55 No.34303 A P21R18
>>34302
Do you seriously think after 50 years we won't have figured out how to fix that shit?
