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>> Wildfire da Firefox 34226 Yoshi makes a great sex toy Seriously when they perfect genetic engineering I'm getting three yoshis made >:3 [IMG] yoshi sucks bowser.swf (8.33 MiB) 1575x1509, Compressed. 22 frames, 12 fps (00:02). Ver28, AS3. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 34228 Hell yes I'd fuck a Yoshi.
>> Anon 34241 That shit is gay, boy.
>> Anon 34244 I'm not gay but that tongue raises an eyebrow
>> Anon 34246 Could be grill yoshi
>> Anon 34248 dat eye pupil is beautiful sight if only this was vectors
>> Anon 34249 >># >># I think Yoshi, as a species, don't even have genders.
>> Anon 34255 >># Yoshi (the green one we all know and love) is confirmed male.
>> Anon 34262 haha
>> Anon 34269 Silly anons, everyone knows once you fuck another man's mouth you reach the pinnacle of straightness. Bowser is so dominate, that Yoshi turned gay just so he could wrap his long tongue all over his cock for the perfect blowjob. Maybe one day you'll find a cute feminine man to suck your cock and bestow upon you this power.
>> Anon 34270 >># 2/10 for effort.
>> Anon 34271 >># Hate to break it to you, but the Chimera Act is gonna' keep that dream of yours just a dream, unless you feel like hittin' up black markets for it.
>> Anon 34273 >># the what?
>> Anon 34274 >># You want to use illegal genetic engeneering for Yoshis rather than for, you know, catgirls or something?
>> Anon 34275 >># Catgirls are so bland though Catboys are where it's at now, daddy-o
>> Anon 34280 >># Also what the hell is the Chimera Act It sounds like a stereotypical villain type thing.
>> Anon 34281 >># gay
>> Anon 34283 >># I don't know but if I would have to guess from context it's probably something (a law) that prevents researches from experimenting too much with genetic engineering. It's probably just a law in USA though and what >># forgets is that they only control a small part of the planet. I'm sure you'll have your gay yoshi slaves someday OP, keep reaching for the stars!
>> Anon 34285 >># not in his lifetime, not unless he has millions of dosh to pay up for, any such genetic experimentation would also be held back by moral groups (just about every religion and in general conservatives / right wingers) I do envision him being able to get a sex bot that also possibly looks like Yoshi. >># QFT
>> Anon 34302 50 years max until we can create a yoshiboy he will have physical defects like specialized dog breeds and get exotic diseases from houseplants congratulations
>> Anon 34303 >># Do you seriously think after 50 years we won't have figured out how to fix that shit?