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[_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)04:55:28 No.3062360
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)05:06:32 No.3062370
Ooo, yea-a-h..
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)05:38:25 No.3062376
You have killed Leonora Rozalin Borman, a 11-year old sports commentator from Bridgeton, NJ. She
will be succeeded by her husband, Spense, and her children, Charles, Osbourne, Raquela, and Brad.
She was a member of Buchanan Center for Political Economy and Knights of Columbus. Her life was
just starting to look up again, too...
lolwut
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)06:43:10 No.3062392
Was this supposed to make me feel bad?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)07:10:58 No.3062394
ez game lmao so easy noobs
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)07:13:24 No.3062396
Where is the High School Version?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)07:35:33 No.3062400
You have killed Matthew Westcott Sr., a 83-year old stripper from Bristol, VA. He was a member of
Knights of the Maccabees.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)07:42:26 No.3062402
You have killed Elle Wernik Sr., a 12-year old stripper from Clarksville, TN. She was a member of
Intermuseum Conservation Association and Anti-War Committee.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)09:22:08 No.3062421
>>3062360
You have killed Ilene Eloisa McNerlan Jr., a 96-year old acrobat from Virginia Beach, VA. She was
a member of GROW.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)09:24:17 No.3062422
>>3062360
You have killed Nikki Andrzej Kiang, a 14-year old philanthropist from Miami, FL. He will be
succeeded by his wife, Ardenia. He was a member of Military Order of the World Wars and
Compassion Over Killing.
man, 14 years old and already married, what a life
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)09:51:55 No.3062433
It's hard to feel softy for people continually running into a guy with a gun, even after being
shot
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)09:57:10 No.3062436
You have killed Dr. Blaine Gardiner Glew, a 10-year old matador from Hickory, NC. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Faith. He was a member of Imperial Society of Teachers of Dancing.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)10:03:31 No.3062437
This game really makes you think. It probably wouldn't have nearly the longevity it's enjoyed if
the backstory generation wasn't so hilariously badly programmed.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)11:01:16 No.3062450
>You have killed Vitoria Allina Kowalczewski Jr., a 70-year old firefighter from Lancaster, OH.
She was a member of AMVETS and Cato Institute – Minarchist.
My bullets fly straight and true.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)11:07:25 No.3062452
>>3062376
What? You hadn't already lived a full and meaningful life by 11? git gud pleb
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)11:09:45 No.3062453
>>3062452
Yeah I bet he put all his points into Dex.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)11:49:32 No.3062472
You have killed Madam Demetris Denver, a 32-year old joggler from Port St. Lucie, FL. She was a
member of Consumer Watchdog and AMVETS.
What the fuck is a joggler?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)12:11:17 No.3062483
>>3062472
just searched for it, seem like it's a sport mixing jogging and juggling.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)12:23:09 No.3062484
>>3062450
>You have killed Harriette Zonda Statile, a 95-year old civil engineer from Pasadena, CA. She was
a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
as do mine
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)12:30:31 No.3062486
You don't even get apprehended, if you let them walk by you. They just let your spree continue.
Shit game/10.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)12:54:52 No.3062497
You have killed Krissie Beckman, a 13-year old optician from Longmont, CO. She will be succeeded
by her husband, Renato, and her children, Osborne, Hillary, and Nona.
2deep4me
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:22:24 No.3062503
I shot a dude four times and he still passed me nonchalantly. Respect.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:39:50 No.3062510
You have killed Miss Dael Loveland Sr., a 11-year old landlord from Orlando, FL. She will be
succeeded by her beautiful husband, Matthaeus. She was a member of Public Patent Foundation
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:44:12 No.3062511
>>3062510
>tfw no 11 year old landlord gf
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:49:32 No.3062513
You have killed Dr. Hubert Soin, a 10-year old beauty therapist from Dayton, OH. He was a member
of Port Militarization Resistance.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:53:40 No.3062516
>You have killed Emelita Myriam Steklasa, a 12-year old spy from Warren, OH.
Wow, Ohio seems to really want those nuclear launch codes.....
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)13:58:42 No.3062517
You have killed Coleman Pham, a 14-year old coachman from Amarillo, TX. He was a member of
Underwriters Laboratories, Competitive Enterprise Institute and AARP.
Literally an AARP card carrying member at the age of 14.
They grow up so fast.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:11:14 No.3062519
>>3062360
>You have killed Dr. Alexis Szot, a 11-year old crafter from Titusville, FL. He will be succeeded
by his beautiful wife, Kaleena. He was a member of Public Patent Foundation, National Consumers
League, International Society for Cryptozoology and Public Patent Foundation.
kekus maximus
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:21:25 No.3062527
At least I'm breaking up child marriages.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:31:20 No.3062530
>>3062503
I emptied two full clips into someone and they just walked by me.
These people seem to get tougher as you go on.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:32:33 No.3062532
This joke looks like it was ripped off from XKCD.
https://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:47:09 No.3062541
>>3062360
You have killed Ahmet Dominic Wilkerson, a 13-year old mobster from Pasadena, CA.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:51:59 No.3062542
>>3062360
You have killed Sir Yank Van Terrie Sr., a 10-year old video game developer from West Palm Beach,
FL. He will be succeeded by his children, Garold, Harrison, Haley, Gwenneth, Bathsheba, and
Carlisle. He was a member of Knights of the Maccabees and Uncaged Campaigns.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:53:09 No.3062544
>>3062532
It predates that comic by almost a year. First posted here in July of 2010, the comic was posted
March 2011.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)14:55:34 No.3062547
You have killed Dr. Melvin Flemming Lacelle, a 12-year old postman from Sharon, PA. He was a
member of American G.I. Forum
Dr, Postman
Kek
>> [_] John Moses Browning 04/15/16(Fri)15:02:50 No.3062555
You have killed Mischa Raleigh Shannon III, a 12-year old merchant from Erie, PA. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Robina, and his daughter, Claudie. He was a member of Iraq Peace
Action Coalition.
Oy Gevalt!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)15:13:44 No.3062563
>>3062376
>You have killed Marcelia Christa Mis, a 10-year old real estate developer from Oshkosh, WI. She
was a member of Sons of Norway.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)15:53:59 No.3062594
>>3062392
no
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/16(Fri)16:03:28 No.3062599
>>3062532
>implying original ideas exist
