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[J59OUX2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3177306
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/11 -2016 01:54:48 Ended: 17/11 -2016 01:54:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3177306
>> [_] Anon 3177307 OH FUCK YES THIS IS THE SHIT KILL ME NOW UUUUGH!!!


[FNJ8HFG]http://swfchan.org/9751/
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/9 -2016 07:32:48 Ended: 31/10 -2016 22:18:09Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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>> Anon 39104 >INB4:edgy reddit fedora angst Now you have no need to post these original witty damage-control words to show you are "not" offended/triggered by criticism of cultism. [IMG] i love jesus.swf (3.17 MiB) 320x240, Uncompressed. 710 frames, 15 fps (00:47). Ver9, AS3. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]


[MYXI2B2]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2924702/its-sunday-mor…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/10 -2015 12:06:56 Ended: 11/10 -2015 18:10:14Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2924702 It's sunday morning, why aren't you at church?
>> [_] Anon 2924704 >># whooaa nigger, 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 2924705 *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2924733 >># >># Butthurt samefag.
>> [_] Anon 2924745 >># >4 posters >samefag
>> [_] Anon 2924746 >Western world falling apart around us due to lack of cultural identity and pride >Whites will continue to degrade the culture of their ancestors so they can join the cult of false superiority that is atheism If you children were you, you wouldn't be proud of them.
>> [_] Anon 2924751 >># >"western=USA" >"culture=religion" >best countries in world don't have the christianity cancer in their society and culture You are so gullible that it's sad.
>> [_] Anon 2924754 >># All the best countries in the world were made the best through Christian morality and culture. If you tell me that Western culture and Christianity aren't related you are a fucking idiot. You don't even have to believe in the religion itself to understand that relinquishing our beliefs only leaves a vacuum for the filth that is Islam to occupy. Religion has effects that stretch past you masturbatory habits.
>> [_] Anon 2924756 >># Both of them need to be eliminated. They are merely methods of controlling large masses of retards. Remove the problem of retards and the problem is solved. Vote for better education standards today! You _can_ teach intelligence. Nobody wants to because nobody wants people that can think, or to create an entitlement generation the likes of which have never been seen before. But as the world changes, as automation grows, people will have to adapt. Let me rephrase that, society will need to adapt. Of course, in the end, everyone will end up in maintenance and farming work for industrial scale aquaponics, hydroponics and aeroponics farms to feed the extra 5 billion odd people that will be around in those times in about 3-5 decades from now. There will be a lot of wars in between that time though. Religion is no longer needed. Spirituality is fine, but religion is lies and deceit wrapped up in nicey nice words to make people afraid of existence find some sort of meaning where there isn't one. We are alive. Deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 2924757 >># >Best HDI in non-religious countries >England developed only because isolated from Vatican cancer >Third-world shitholes are full of christians and christianity only grows in third world countries But keep believing in your /pol/ paranoia, what matters is to feel superior to the "ledditors atheists, lol".
>> [_] Anon 2924758 >># I mean I'm a Catholic and I wouldn't believe that. You can be an atheist or Muslim and still be decent.
>> [_] Anon 2924763 >># >># >># You are the minority. You can't eliminate all religious ideologies. Abandon one and the people will adopt another. Have fun living in a "multi-cultural" society where all the values you have been raised with are thrown out the window because the "idiots" with religion are extreme and demand representation while you are luke-warm and will be domineered by the loud minority. France is a living example of this. Keep your head in the sand. I am not saying that Christianity is the only answer, but the worst thing you can do for the world is to vilify the identity of European civilization.
>> [_] Anon 2924765 >># I hate multi-culture as well. I don't disagree with people having beliefs. I just disagree with most religions. They are stupid. There are very few religions that aren't about some retarded stories and deities that demand prayer or they will take your 17th sons fourth grandchilds dog called Susan. There are people that passively use religion for guidance, who take the stories as they are, metaphors for decisions and scenarios in life. But then there are sadly so many people who take it as it legit events that happened.
>> [_] Anon 2924819 >># SWEDEN YES >># Look, I'm an atheist, and I can say you're a dumbass. If you can consider China, freaking China a third world country, you're a dumbass. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew s/asia/china/10776023/China-on-course-to- become-worlds-most-Christian-nation-withi n-15-years.html Also, can you give me a source on that? Because I don't know of a single third world country where Christianity is currently growing.


[USKGIQQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2908721/its-sunday-why…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/9 -2015 20:41:14 Ended: 20/9 -2015 23:15:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] It's sunday, why aren't you at church? Anon 2908721
>> [_] Anon 2908735 >># I was, this morning. The service doesn't goes all day, you know?
>> [_] Anon 2908810 Someone escaped from /r/atheism.


[A8MKN7V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2892109
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/9 -2015 14:44:57 Ended: 1/9 -2015 18:42:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2892109
>> [_] Anon 2892111 >># This is my first visit on this board and what is this. Strangely addicting to watch, the world looks different now.
>> [_] Anon 2892114 >># This is Christianity... also, welcome aboard. I can assure you that this is one of the least creepy flash you will see around here.
>> [_] Anon 2892143 >># 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 2892169 >># holy fucking fedora
>> [_] Anon 2892171 >># this is nothing
>> [_] sagethisshitalldaylong 2892175 >># >># >b8d/hooked welcome indeed new/f/riends
>> [_] Anon 2892219 treatsforbeasts is a tryhard
>> [_] Anon 2892244 tip


[NJQ9E5R]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2889072/for-how-many-c…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/8 -2015 04:50:30 Ended: 29/8 -2015 09:56:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] For how many centuries can a lie survive? Anon 2889072 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2889075 on a physical level, what makes a lie different from a truth? Not much. They're both ideas. Some ideas can persist and evolve better than some living things.
>> [_] Anon 2889082 ^ I'm really stoned so that blew my mind for a scond
>> [_] Anon 2889111 butthurt atheist
>> [_] Anon 2889118 >># Other than westboro baptist church, I rarely hear religious people boasting shit as much as atheists.
>> [_] Anon 2889131 >># what? Truth's are ideas, fragments of the mind and lies are similar to truths? What even?
>> [_] Anon 2889174 >># And?
>> [_] Anon 2889205 >># This guy doesn't live in the south.
>> [_] Anon 2889206 >># That's one I can say is probably more about the type of people you associate with, they can both be equally loud, but they are found in vastly different places.
>> [_] Anon 2889220 >># I live in the Mormon capital of the world and most everyone agrees that religion is a personal matter. Except the atheists, of course.
>> [_] Anon 2889318 >># you can't get much more south than south carolina and i'm in the same boat as him.


[Z04YPNB]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2843110/if-you-believe…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/7 -2015 05:30:22 Ended: 13/7 -2015 08:45:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 46
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] If you believe in God, you have a childish underdeveloped mind Anon 2843110 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2843125 >># >bait with no replies oh my god 4chan is evolving.
>> [_] Anon 2843126 >># >do a reply himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1 EzY
>> [_] Anon 2843128 >># Nope Matthew 10:34 34 “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth. I came not to send peace, but a sword. 35 For I am come to ‘set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.’ 36 And ‘a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.’ 37 He that loveth father or mother more than Me, is not worthy of Me. And he that loveth son or daughter more than Me, is not worthy of Me.
>> [_] Anon 2843132 This country is full of misunderstandings about religion, and people who oppose religion. One of the reasons for that is because religions that abuse faith are also spreading. It's an unfortunate matter. Originally religion was something used to support emotional growth. Just like sports players use the latest theories to train their bodies to perfection, to become emotionally rich and feel happiness you need to use theories and morals, which is what religions are for. Our duty is to make sure people don't become successful yet emotionally immature.
>> [_] Anon 2843137 >># >religions that abuse faith are also spreading religions that abuse faith, are called religions. if they had facts to back up their claims, they wouldn't need to rely on faith >fedora intensifies
>> [_] Anon 2843156 >># >religions that abuse faith are also spreading.. every religion abuses faith to some extent if you actually look into the history of cultures, civilization and religion you will see that every religion is actually just a tool used to control the general public and press upon "core values" and other life influencing things.
>> [_] Anon 2843160 >># >if you actually look into the history of cultures, then you're burning up valuable fapping time.
>> [_] Anon 2843187 GOD NOT REAL
>> [_] Anon 2843190 >># >># Faith and religion are very different things. Christianity at its core is supposed to be a very person thing, which means that by its very nature large-scale religion is a bastardization of Christianities true construction. Having faith as a christian means to have a relationship with God, you'll hear this in every church you'll ever go to. So apparently I'm supposed to have the exact same relationship with God as everyone else? Yeah fuck that. I do have faith in a higher power, but it's different than anyone I know and it is very much shaped around how I've experienced life.
>> [_] Anon 2843208 >># Do ho ho ho Don't you feel like such an idiot now?
>> [_] Anon 2843214 >># Well, we had to prove him wrong. Can't have him knowing what's really going on now can we?
>> [_] Anon 2843222 >># That's the bullshit they try to tell you to make you sleep better at night for being a part of the problem. But of course, your faith is probably poisoning you to the point where you'll just scoff at this post and never give it any deeper thought like you're taught. You're never gonna see beyond the veil with the rest of us at this rate.
>> [_] Anon 2843226 >># I'm not poisoned against anything. I believe in evolution, I just think that evolution itself lends to the existence of some sort of higher power. If theories about the creation of the universe are true, and the big bang has happened before and will happen again, I think it's totally plausible to think that maybe at one point a society or species evolved to the point where they could beat entropy and exist past the end of the universe. You're the one who is blind to other ideas.
>> [_] Anon 2843232 >># >I just think that evolution itself lends to the existence of some sort of higher power lmao this is not how evolution works
>> [_] Anon 2843233 What's created the big bang? Think carefully, for energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
>> [_] Anon 2843236 >># Good goddamn the venom is deep in this one. Enjoy stumbling around the dark barking at imaginary friends blindfolded, you're missing the rest of the party though. Also deaf, since you immediately tried putting words in my mouth there. We don't all inhale through our mouths as our method of air filtration like you, you know.
>> [_] Anon 2843237 >># Of course it can't but it does transfer and change form.
>> [_] Anon 2843239 >># Indeed it does. How is it able to even have potential energy in the first place?
>> [_] Anon 2843242 >># Evolution is the gradual change in functions of species due to small mutations that are more suitable to their environment. People in Africa developed sickle cells to combat Malaria, that is an aspect of evolution. We don't know how our way of life will change how we evolve. But okay okay, then let's use "evolution" in a less literal way. Evolution via scientific advancement.
>> [_] Anon 2843244 >># Because in a nutshell stuff collided and packed with each other to make shit happen. It's like if you take some water, rocks and sand and pack it together hard enough to make bricks or cement when it dries. A non man made example is how clay is formed with various solvents, minerals and rocks over a period of time.
>> [_] Anon 2843248 >># "Stuff" had energy in order to collide. Where did that energy come from?
>> [_] Anon 2843249 >># Because things just floating there do indeed have potential energy. Then it is transferred to kinetic energy.
>> [_] Anon 2843255 >># Everything around you. It's all just potential energy.
>> [_] Anon 2843256 >># >People in Africa developed sickle cells to combat Malaria, that is an aspect of evolution. Things don't develop in evolution like that. People with sickle cells just died less from Malaria. This means that those with it lived more often and had more kids, leading to more people with sickle cells. It's not like everyone had normal cells, and evolution consciously made them have sickle cells to fight it. The ones with that mutation just were better adapted, and made more people with it. By your logic, it'd imply that it everyone got hit on the head for years they'd evolve hardhats, rather than people with harder heads just surviving more and passing on their thick skulled genes like the troglodytes they are.
>> [_] Anon 2843257 >># Sorry, tell me which party I'm missing? I love contemplating hypotheticals, whereas its seems like you take your only solace in closing the doors to enlightenment and believing only what your small pool of knowledge allows. No dissent, no variation. You don't need to be religious to be a bigot, thank you for reminding me why I don't belong to the organized religion of Atheism.
>> [_] Anon 2843259 >># I'm not denying that. But can you imagine it's origin? Think beyond just that. It is an indestructible circle to man's knowledge of science. It's as if it were always there. But we all know, all things must have a beginning. Believing the big bang is a contradiction to science because if there was nothing, there was no energy. Suddenly energy "bursts" from no where? That defies the law that states "Energy cannot be created nor destroyed."
>> [_] Anon 2843260 >># You're just jumping off my poor wording to avoid actually responding. Nice straw man. I understand how evolution works. I went to high school.
>> [_] Anon 2843261 >># To be fair, things get past that all the time. There's tons of shit that breaks the laws of physics as we know it. Even if it's small, like the electron that went some barely microscopic bit faster than light. Or what happens inside of a black hole. And tons of other shit. We have a lot to learn yet about the universe and all that it holds. Because there's plenty of stuff that defy explanation of our modern understandings of it.
>> [_] Anon 2843263 >># It's not a strawman. I'm just pointing out a correction there, not undermining your argument.
>> [_] Anon 2843264 *suddenly fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2843266 >># And thankfully what you said has already been stated in long ago text. Well, not bluntly but it is something that can be concluded on.
>> [_] Anon 2843268 >># It's not that the energy is bursting from nowhere. It just looks like it bursted from nowhere. We just know that energy happens to coming from really really tiny shit that we didn't know existed until we kept digging further. First we found atoms, then we find electrons, and behind those electrons, we find quarks. Each layer unraveled reveals new secrets, but also new mysteries. We will truly never know everything so we need to dig further rather than be complacent.
>> [_] Anon 2843269 >># I'm not saying it disproves a god. I have my own views of a god, albeit I'm far from a Christian. I'm just saying shit gets past the laws of physics all the time. So, for all we know that law will be shown to be bullshit years from now. And like you said, if everything has a beginning, you get into the line of questioning like "what made god"? Anything you could say for that like "he was just always there" could apply to the scientific view that the universe always just was. Otherwise you get into an infinite loop of some creator making things that then created things and so on and so forth.
>> [_] Anon 2843270 >># Alright, sorry. I was just trying to condense the information, but I guess I did leave some stuff out. Anyway, I've got some buddies to hang out with, have a good evening /f/, I think I've fanned the flames on this bait enough.
>> [_] Anon 2843271 >># >Another lamb to the slaughter, never to enjoy the wonders beyond the veil as reptillian master race stay mad at your local bogeymen "atheists"
>> [_] Anon 2843273 >># Actually there's a reason he is called God. Surpasses all understanding. yes, things do get by and squeeze past the laws of physics. And believe it or not, the bible does have evidence of energy being created. When Jesus fed the thousands with just a few bread and fish. Or the water being wine berry. This reminds me, have you seen a flash or video called "Space Gnome"?
>> [_] Anon 2843274 >># Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. You will never know true peace. The deep ones cometh.
>> [_] Anon 2843275 >># >Cthulu That's a funny way of spelling Uvhash
>> [_] Anon 2843276 >># >Actually there's a reason he is called God. Surpasses all understanding. yes, things do get by and squeeze past the laws of physics. But that could apply to the universe as well. You can't say that god "just was" and yet the universe couldn't be. For that you'd have to put forth substantial evidence to show why this particular religious belief is more true than what we know scientifically. >And believe it or not, the bible does have evidence of energy being created. When Jesus fed the thousands with just a few bread and fish. Or the water being wine berry. But that isn't "evidence". It's recountings that were told millenia ago. There's no way to verify the accuracy of what they say. I can write a book and say that I too made water into wine and fed thousands of people with a few loaves of bread and some fish. So, there has to be more than that for it to be seen as factual. And, nope, I've never seen Space Gnome. What is it?
>> [_] Anon 2843280 >># True. I know i cannot give what i experienced as fact, because personal experience doesnt justify claims in certain cases. But what i can do is encourage those to experience it for themselves. As for space gnome, i'll upload the flash. I saved it long ago. It used to be a video by a youtuber but the video is no longer available. I think alot of what he says can be used for the better. For example, we now have thermal technology to see what our eyes cannot, and with it, people have seen spirits.
>> [_] Anon 2843282 >># It's uploaded. Also, i really dont agree with his name calling XD
>> [_] Anon 2843286 >># Also, i dont cling to this kinda thing. He says alot of things i agree with, but also, alot of things i dont agree with.
>> [_] Anon 2843288 >># God created the Universe, which means that he could existed in a place that did not necessarily abide by the rules of the Universe. When you consider this, his existence makes more sense since he doesn't necessarily have to follow our universal laws.
>> [_] Anon 2843289 >># He is within the Spirit realm, thats more reality than this.
>> [_] Anon 2843291 >># Are you sure this wasn't a troll? I mean, he says stuff like science is shit because we haven't figured it all out yet. But how does that matter? We're not omnipotent. It's gotten us pretty far by building up on we we know to discover more. That doesn't invalidate science at all. It just means we don't know everything yet. >># And how can you prove that? A million other religions also say similar things. What makes that view of god true and the others not true? Yeah, he COULD exist in another place, but then where did that place come from? Where did god come from in the first place? If you examine it deep enough, there's not much more justification for the view of god than there is for the universe just being there.


[B79IXQ2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2823788/homo
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/6 -2015 15:01:53 Ended: 25/6 -2015 17:54:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2823788 homo
>> [_] Anon 2823843 is there a longer version?
>> [_] Anon 2823844 Name of animator?
>> [_] Anon 2823845 /r/ing i love you jesus chriiiiii
>> [_] Anon 2823854 >># treatsforbeasts i think


[KRZYBWT]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2816567/its-true-than-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/6 -2015 01:28:55 Ended: 18/6 -2015 03:50:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] It's true than in USA parents cut babies penis just because jews say it's healthy? Anon 2816567 Never saw anything so brutal like this in any other country. Must be a hoax.
>> [_] Anon 2816616 sage i cut myself on all this edgy bait
>> [_] Anon 2816657 spoop
>> [_] Anon 2816663 i believe circumcision has no harm or benefits so whatever religion people follow just respect it
>> [_] Anon 2816677 >># Foreskin has thousands of nerve endings
>> [_] Anon 2816699 *Tips antiquated media format* M'flash
>> [_] Anon 2816713 been considering castration recently


[DEDAVEE]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2802082
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/6 -2015 06:37:13 Ended: 5/6 -2015 09:10:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 2802082
>> [_] Anon 2802087 Who even thinks up shit like this.
>> [_] Anon 2802091 >># good honest christians
>> [_] Anon 2802092 Does absolutely ANYONE know the source for this?
>> [_] Anon 2802093 >># booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>> [_] Anon 2802196 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcnzvIM5 XX0 I had seen this on youtube before, but you can find it literally by just typing "i love jesus" into youtube
>> [_] Anon 2802271 >># But this is just a shitty video rip, you can even see that the old woman gets cut off and the audio is out of sync
>> [_] Anon 2802272 Whats up with the circle on the nuns mouth?


[SMRILM0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2797742
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/6 -2015 02:24:29 Ended: 1/6 -2015 02:24:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] Anon 2797742 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13HtcK59 CfE


[J129SYL]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2795154
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/5 -2015 06:53:41 Ended: 29/5 -2015 11:01:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] It's storytime Anon 2795154 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13HtcK59 CfE
>> [_] Anon 2795258 Bailed when the rainbow effect dropped
>> [_] sage 2795336 edgey flash by edgey flash factory
>> [_] Anon 2795345 christianity in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2795347 >># >3 posters nice self bump m80


[W55R04P]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2793686
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/5 -2015 22:39:23 Ended: 28/5 -2015 01:43:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2793686 Everyday I talk with Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2793692 *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2793694 >># *tips fedora* I too believe Christians are inferior! Ahaha, us Atheists, huh? Praised be Dawkins!
>> [_] Anon 2793739 >># laughed at the "he's my dead friend part" pretty decent
>> [_] Anon 2793747 >># >># >being this mad
>> [_] Anon 2793750 Feel like it would have had greater impact if they chose actual historical practices over hyperbole. This is just bait.
>> [_] Anon 2793756 >mother entrails only in the right speaker >true stereo in voices A fine piece of art.
>> [_] Anon 2793765 >># I especially liked the whispering part. It reminded me of No More Heroes for no reason at all.
>> [_] Anon 2793812 >># wow no way dude, let me totally go there and download everything and make sure to share all my credit cards and shit!
>> [_] Anon 2793816 can someone remix this with potato knishes?
>> [_] Anon 2793836 damn religion you scary


[RSYHVYD]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2792433
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/5 -2015 18:16:25 Ended: 26/5 -2015 22:16:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 32
File: i love jesus.swf-(3.17 MB, 320x240, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2792433 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2792434 i cried....but came
>> [_] Anon 2792436 I find this loop unironically calming and soothing.
>> [_] Anon 2792455 *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2792461 garbage
>> [_] Anon 2792463 heretics
>> [_] Anon 2792470 you know this was made by a millennial when they think that boiling their mother's entrails is on the same level as skinning an "endangered" animal.
>> [_] Anon 2792471 >># Sums up the southern states of the US
>> [_] Anon 2792472 >># Could have been gen X. you never know
>> [_] Anon 2792479 >># another edgy flash made by the same guy who makes other edgy flashes, what a surpise
>> [_] Anon 2792482 And lets the butthurt Christfags pour in with le fedora joke
>> [_] Anon 2792486 >># I'd push a turtle off a roof to see what it looks like inside like that one time when I was 12 for Jesus
>> [_] Anon 2792511 Anyone else think that this could be made into a song?
>> [_] Anon 2792556 >># Am Christfag, but I try to keep things real and practical. This swf accurately represents the Christfags I do my best to stay far away from.
>> [_] Anon 2792578 >># How are you going to call yourself a true Christian if you don't skin endangered animals in Jesus' name?
>> [_] Anon 2792592 is that you david firth!?
>> [_] Anon 2792595 Good thing you're playing it safe by poking fun at christfags. Muslims would have you behead for exactly the same thing. Just a little food for thought.
>> [_] Anon 2792597 >># are you retarded?
>> [_] Anon 2792600 >># David Firth isn't THIS bad an artist.
>> [_] Anon 2792601 >># He's right, though. A visual representation of Jesus in a demeaning manner is enough to drive Christians into a frenzy, but non-violent in most cases. Creating a visual representation of the Prophet Mohammed, however, regardless of it's intention is enough to have you mobbed by a crowed of Muslims.
>> [_] Anon !TA0T5gpKEQ 2792602 >># >User mentions one religion is mildly worse than another terrible religion >religious moderate comes out of the woodwork in defense of the worse religion Everytime.
>> [_] Anon 2792604 I cri every tim Le Fedora masterrace *tipzz
>> [_] Anon 2792607 >># Is there a Muslim equivalent of the JIDF?
>> [_] Anon 2792608 >># If the Muslims just ask kindly instead of ripping off your balls then more people will stop "make a picture of the prophet" contest to stick it to them. You just anger people if you threaten them, not make em scared.
>> [_] Anon 2792610 >># Confirmed retarded. I should not be surprised since you are christian, but still... http://www.jesusandmo.net/ >># >muh "you don't mock muslims" fallacy >allahu akbar everywhere >nasheed everywhere >boohoo why you don't mock muslims, you coward Christians are this dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2792617 >># >># calm down guys, both religions are equally shit the only thing that ISIS done is killing few other shitskins, mudslimes don't have power to conquer over europe or anything and the shit that france and england have right now is mosly their own fault, after ww2 they brought fuckload of niggers to theirs countries without assimilating them and they bred their tumor for years on a side note this is a good thing because those countries are shit anyway
>> [_] Anon 2792620 >># >This swf accurately represents the Christfags No it doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 2792621 >># >Implying American government leaders don't fund ISIS and worship a big fucking owl, along with other european leaders.
>> [_] Anon 2792622 >># I guess we found the undercover Muslim in this thread.
>> [_] Anon 2792624 >># >owl explain this
>> [_] Anon 2792625 >># By boiling his mothers entrails?
>> [_] Anon 2792643 >># Wow if your trying to hide ur mudlime levels. Ur failing hertic


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>> [_] Anon 2790619 I too love Jesus. We should be friends.
>> [_] Anon 2790621 >average_christians.swf
>> [_] Anon 2790625 ebin meme friend
>> [_] Anon 2790641 >># This Also be sure to watch until the 3rd repetition
>> [_] Anon 2790652 >># W-why?
>> [_] Anon 2790665 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13HtcK59 CfE watch everything he has
>> [_] Anon 2790668 >># >1 off satanic trips
>> [_] Anon 2790683 >># The live action stuff is bad
>> [_] Anon 2790688 >># >religion
>> [_] Anon 2790737 >christian mindset according to reddit
>> [_] Anon 2790751 >># Spooped
>> [_] Anon 2790832 >># amazing



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