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>> [_] Anon 2837241 BASED A S E D
>> [_] Anon 2837243 im confused but it seems like someone got hosed
>> [_] Anon 2837246 >istandwithrand
>> [_] Anon 2837354 fuck it looped, almost didnt catch it
>> [_] Anon 2837374 what exactly is going on?
>> [_] Anon 2837377 Thats too white to be obama.
>> [_] Anon 2837381 >># rand thought he had 5 minutes, but he was off by a second
>> [_] Anon 2837476 >># Either he's extremely stupid, or I'm extremely stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2837481 grampa plz retire

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>> [_] Anon 2814805 >># Damn, Obama's looking old.
>> [_] Anon 2814825 firebrand rand
>> [_] Anon 2814833 this is why I'm voting for Rand, that and /a/ told me he would make anime real >># pale too
>> [_] Anon 2814840 Mister PPPPresident~
>> [_] Anon 2814846 >># RAND PAUL FOR PRESIDENT A N D P A U L
>> [_] Anon 2814855 I'm so glad we don't have USA:s strange political system.
>> [_] Anon 2814864 >># Yours is probably worse Do the people that control your government even let you watch their meetings at all?
>> [_] Anon 2814914 >># Yes. It's Sweden btw. I doubt you know the first thing about or political structure though, it's alright.
>> [_] Anon 2814917 >># >about our political fixed
>> [_] Anon 2814948 >># Sweden only exists because of NATO. You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 2814953 >># Sweden's system is pretty nice, I suppose. But you gotta admit: watching Congress is a beautiful circus that is equal parts boring, depressing, and hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2814969 >># lol okay
>> [_] Anon 2814971 reminds me of, http://dagobah.net/flash/Where_it_is.swf
>> [_] Anon 2814979 Rand Paul will make anime real
>> [_] Anon 2814986 >># LololOLOLOLololOLOLOLoloLOlLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLololoLOLOLO swede politics. You mean feminists telling you how as a white man you don't deserve the same rights as immigrants? I'll take mine 10/10 times, thanks a bunch
>> [_] Anon 2814988 >># because you don't matter. :( It's okay, I don't matter either.
>> [_] Anon 2814999 >># disliking sweden is pretty popular on the internet right now, i understand why you made that comment. >># "because you don't matter" doesn't make sense as a response to what written in the post youre quoting. it doesn't contain anything that resembles a question
>> [_] Anon 2815000 >># Sweden? Yes.
>> [_] Anon 2815005 >># All time for debate's expired.

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>> [_] Anon 2800084 This man is fucking based.
>> [_] Anon 2800089 >># This man says and does whatever he thinks will get him the most political points in a given month. Remember that huge filibuster he did opposing the use of drones overseas that got him all those press appearances and shit? Literally a month later he came out supporting drones being used against Americans on US soil if authorities deemed someone an "imminent threat". I didn't agree with his dad on the issues but at least I could respect the man's conviction. Rand is just a political cunt playing the game.
>> [_] Anon 2800094 >># bunny eared lawyer.
>> [_] Anon 2800095 Look at this fucking hero. Look at him still pretending this is a democracy. He's fighting the system with the system. But ultimately that is a battle that can't be won.
>> [_] khaazam 2800101 >># motherfucking randpage up in here
>> [_] Anon 2800124 oh god that guy up there is so fucking old holy shit does he even know where he is right now
>> [_] Anon 2800134 >># "I don't even" he knows where he is, he just doesn't know what's going on
>> [_] Anon 2800150 >># He just couldn't handle the Randy Savage, YEAH! I still miss the Macho Madness. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2800155 So I'm not sure on the context here, is there an actual injustice or is he an idiot?
>> [_] Anon 2800161 >># He was trying to waste as much time as possible so Senate wouldn't have time to vote to renew that section of the Patriot Act that expired the other day.
>> [_] Anon 2800167 >># did he do it?
>> [_] Anon 2800168 McCain is several times more based than R& Congress is a fucking joke in general though
>> [_] Anon 2800172 >># Yes. He also actually managed to get those 5 minutes of time he was asking for in the video
>> [_] khaazam 2800175 >># debate republicans and democrats allotted 30 mins time stopped at 23 mins into the debate with the democrats still having 5 mins of reserve time for rebuttal this time was supposed to be equally divided between the parties with each party getting 2.5 minutes republicans use a whole 7 minutes without the democrats getting a rebuttal they wanted to end the debate because they used up all the time without the time being divided, that means there is still a whole 5 minutes left of reserve time up for grabs since the democrats didn't use it and it wasn't divided equally based Rand knows how to read a clock and requests the time left over, BTFO the president president realizes mistake but does not want to admit mistake based Rand keeps using standard protocol to BTFO the president and make him look retarded in front of everybody because he knows he fucked up
>> [_] Anon 2800177 >># a true american hero
>> [_] Anon 2800178 he thought he had 5 minutes, but he was off by a second
>> [_] Anon 2800179 >># The time was actually divided equally. You can go back through the video of that day's session and watch it. Also Rand's a republican, so there was virtually no chance of him getting time allocated to democrats without someone objecting. All he was trying to do was waste time.
>> [_] Anon 2800183 >># RAND'SYOURMAN A N D 'S Y O U R M A N
>> [_] Anon 2800215 >># this is why i fucking hate our congressional system
>> [_] Anon 2800225 Man I love Mr. Smith Goes To Washington one of my favorite films
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2800244 Good god, what I wouldn't give to just have a clean fucking sweep of house and senate, start over with all brand new people. And then term limits. NOt sure what the current time frame is for senators and reps, but no more then 10 years for either of them. It's really bad when the only way you can get rid of some of these assholes is for them to just up and die. This coming from someone in a state that has managed to reelect don young decade after decade.
>> [_] Anon 2800247 >># >start over with all brand new people Who? What makes you think they'd be any better than the guys already in there?
>> [_] Anon 2800272 >># M8 homeless people in fucking Burma are still better than our politicians.
>> [_] Anon 2800280 If he had any guts he'd fucking quorum call everything.
>> [_] Anon 2800298 These are the people running the country i live in. welp ;_;

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>> [_] のこ 2798784 this is relevant
>> [_] Anon 2798785 >># I object
>> [_] Anon 2798786 Yes, Rand Paul is Mr.President. Yes.
>> [_] Anon 2798789 >># Sustained Lunch time
>> [_] Anon 2798791 >># PLZ GOD I HOPE HES OUR NEXT PREZ
>> [_] Anon 2798802 I stand with Rand He did not take that bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2798807 based rand paul fighting for our freedoms
>> [_] Anon 2798808 >># >># RAND PAUL RAND PAUL
>> [_] Anon 2798813 >># Alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2798818 based Rand gave us freedom for at least a few more days
>> [_] Anon 2798821 lol shut that old faggot down
>> [_] Anon 2798824 >># How do you know the president wasnt in the right? I sure as fuck dont know the rules.
>> [_] Anon 2798826 After successfully getting the five minutes of floor time he was demanding, Paul proceeded to give the following speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LGVflk4 Pww All of this happened right as senate was about to take a one hour recess. Paul forced them to sit there for half of their break with his shenanigans.
>> [_] Anon 2798831 Rand will never win because Fox hates him. The Republican party works for Fox now, not the other way around.
>> [_] Anon 2798832 >># >tfw from Iowa oh god why
>> [_] Anon 2798833 >># He's already more popular than Obama was at this point in his first winning campaign.
>> [_] Anon 2798835 >># And Obama had three networks behind him.
>> [_] Anon 2798838 >># This. If Rand gets nigger'd out of the Candidacy, he would still win. He could split the Republican party in half, or even go join another party, and he would still wreck. I'm pretty sure Rand has already won in the hearts of people. SJW's don't hate him because he never gets baited into saying stupid shit that would upset them. The only ones who are really against him are the authoritarians.
>> [_] Anon 2798839 >># here you go friend enjoy reading how congress works (or rather doesn't work) http://www.senate.gov/reference/referenc e_index_subjects/Rules_and_Procedure_vrd. htm
>> [_] Anon 2798841 >># It doesn't matter who was right. Rand was just trying to waste time until 215 expired, and he succeeded.
>> [_] ElectroHeart 2798843 Rand For President! This guy is great
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2798847 Am I the only one who, while watching this, let it loop at least 3 times before realizing it did loop?
>> [_] Anon 2798848 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2798850 >># there is not a sufficient second
>> [_] Anon 2798854 >># Then I request a live quorum call
>> [_] Anon 2798856 >># Mister Anon, I'd like to request the remaining five loops from the opposite side.
>> [_] Anon 2798863 >># is there an objection?
>> [_] のこ 2798865 http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4539495/se n-rand-paul-think-secretly-want-attack-un ited-states-can-blame
>> [_] Anon 2798871 my favorite part is when he says "I don't even" and then the little lackey just feeds him words
>> [_] Anon 2798877 This is so much win, Rand for Pres!
>> [_] Anon 2798884 >># >his shenanigans >your rights of privacy
>> [_] Uncle 2798890 >># I object
>> [_] Anon 2798896 >># Hey, I'm all for it, but that doesn't mean they weren't shenanigans. He was pulling whatever he could to waste time all day.
>> [_] Anon 2798899 >># That's called a Filibuster.
>> [_] Anon 2798902 >># Randnanigans are a new American tradition rooted in protecting the constitution.
>> [_] Anon 2798905 >># No, what he did the day before was a filibuster. Yesterday he was just popping up occasionally to cause mischief and keep senate off schedule.
>> [_] Anon 2798906 >># How can we have an objection when we already have a consent agreement that says we have thirty minutes of equally divided time and you still have five minutes remaining on the opposite side mister president?
>> [_] Anon 2798910 >># The time for debates expired
>> [_] Anon 2798912 >># But there's a clock.
>> [_] Anon 2798915 >># And I was watching it while the republican side spoke for 30 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2798935 >># Wait a minute, I missed the discussion! A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 2798939 >># I object.
>> [_] Anon 2798943 >># So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 2798947 >># An objection, Mr. President..
>> [_] Anon 2798949 >># Only joking.
>> [_] Anon 2798950 >># So its decided then, we consult Holly.
>> [_] Anon 2798964 >># Mr. president, I object
>> [_] Anon 2798968 >># OBJECTION!
>> [_] Anon 2798970 >># So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 2798972 >># I've never seen it before, no one has, but I'd like to request the last five loops.
>> [_] Anon 2798973 Notice me Mr.President senpai!
>> [_] Anon 2798986 >># Only joking.
>> [_] Anon 2798987 >># The laws of causality no longer apply. An action no longer leads to a reaction.
>> [_] Anon 2798994 >># Hold on, I missed the debates!
>> [_] Anon 2798996 >># We all did.