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[_] Anon 3450024

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[_] Anon 3414584

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[_] Anon 3346384

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[_] Is there a bad day for ducks? Anon 3299065
>> [_] Anon 3299105 >># >when you get your cork screw stuck

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[_] Anon 3276254

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[_] Anon 3261069

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[_] [L] [O] [R] [I] [O] [U] [S] [D] [U] [C] [K] [S] Anon 3138364 GLORIOUS DUCKS
>> [_] Anon 3138366 you are the biggest faggot in the world. eat a dick you shit stain scum. kys the world will be a better place because of it.
>> [_] Anon 3138367 >># NOU
>> [_] Anon 3138368 >># Duck~su
>> [_] Anon 3138375 ダックス~
>> [_] Anon 3138407 >># what a time to be alive
>> [_] Anon 3138425 start at 50 seconds for majestic space duck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLLDXXfK kpA
>> [_] Anon 3138427 >># never watched dragonball because i could never find it in japanese with eng subs
>> [_] Anon 3138431 >># it is dbz abridged... you don't have to watch the original show.
>> [_] Anon 3138432 >># i know this.
>> [_] Anon 3138487 >># No doubt because you never bothered to look.

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[_] Anon 3118275
>> [_] Anon 3118343 Hail!
>> [_] Anon 3118375 I hate ducks
>> [_] Anon 3118400 >># you fucking degenerate pig

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[_] Duckus Anon 3115476 Show your appreciation. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3115682 testing sage
>> [_] Anon 3115683 >># very well then

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[_] Anon 3109588 GLORIOUS
>> [_] Anon 3109702 WAI IZ DIS NOT CUT TOGETHER WITH DUCKS.GIF!!

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[_] Only ducks can truly perceive reality Anon 3105646

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[_] Anon 3103065 DAKSU

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[_] English Pronunciation Practice Part 4 Anon 3097165 Advanced

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[_] Anon 3095158 G L O R I O U S Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3095178 worst creature on the planet
>> [_] Anon 3095314 with my hand on my chest

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[_] Anon 3088946 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3088947 What the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 3088980 >># GLORY
>> [_] Anon 3088992 GRORIUS DUCKSU
>> [_] Anon 3089023 best /f/ of the day
>> [_] Anon 3089026 >># you can even change the volume with W S
>> [_] Anon 3089109 Cried at the duck swimming. Every week, actually.

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[_] Anon 3088774 glorious friday glorious animal

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[_] [L] [O] [R] [I] [O] [U] [S] Anon 3087647
>> [_] Anon 3087656 DUCKS ARE SHIT
>> [_] Anon 3087681 >># YOU'RE shit

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[_] Dukksu~ Anon 3085266
>> [_] Anon 3085279 this always calms my unhappy soul
>> [_] Anon 3085468 All gloru to ducksu.

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[_] Anon 3081398
>> [_] Anon 3081417 Everything in this flash is REAL SCIENCE.
>> [_] Anon 3081499 Fucking Ducks How do they work?

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[_] Anon 3075330 In response to duck.gif

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[_] Ducks' penises are weird. Gold Robber 3070114 Japanese accents.
>> [_] Anon 3070133 Can't help but laugh at that ridiculous japanese engrish
>> [_] Anon 3070139 I know that this is funny but it sounds just like my Japanese instructor from college.
>> [_] Anon 3070205 music from; > thegreatestbootlegneversold.tv
>> [_] Anon 3070209 wtf...
>> [_] Anon 3070250 >># "magunifisantu" I'm telling you, its only possible to be this shit if your teachers want you to pronounce it that way.

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[_] Anon 3067748

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[_] Anon 3061380 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3061497 >># music from > thegreatestbootlegneversold.tv
>> [_] Anon 3061499 I love this flash It calms my soul
>> [_] Anon 3061542 >># Until you remember that ducks are vicious, predatory, canabalistic, homosexual necrophiliacs with explosive corkscrew penises.

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[_] Anon 3052524
>> [_] Anon 3052545 ダックス!
>> [_] Anon 3052576 >># Song?

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[_] Anon 3046593 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3046733 This is beautiful

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[_] Anon 2989994
>> [_] Anon 2990162 Quite gud.

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[_] Anon 2984976
>> [_] Anon 2985046 bump
>> [_] Anon 2985057 This is inspiring. Post erry dhey.

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[_] Anon 2975557 Duckurday?
>> [_] Anon 2975666 >># post duckgirls

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[_] Anon 2945023
>> [_] Anon 2945037 what anime is this?
>> [_] Anon 2945054 I've seen this multiple times, but I'm still not sure what to make of this
>> [_] Anon 2945169 GLORIOUS DUCKS... and their glorious cork-screw penis

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[_] Anon 2902986
>> [_] Anon 2903007 >># I dropped a tear D:

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[_] Anon 2864674
>> [_] Anon 2864753 shitty cancerous video converted into a flash file? check! stupid preloader that marks that a faggot made it? check! yet another piece of shit from this stupid cunt
>> [_] Anon 2864755 >># >from this stupid cunt >doesn't realize that it's a preloader from a new flashmaker, not from one creator who's the stupid cunt?
>> [_] Anon 2864757 >># if you stop wailing for a second you'll even see that the preloader leads to higher picture and audio quality, which is why so many people are using it.
>> [_] Anon 2864762 >># Fuck off faggot
>> [_] Anon 2864764 >># >># wow i sure do love looking at ebin maymay videos from youtube in HIGH QUALITY on fucking /f/ I love getting the full youtube experience here on 4chan New flashmaker preloader or not, every flash with this piece of shit is fucking cancer
>> [_] Anon 2864780 >># you don't seem to understand, anon. You are on /f/ all flash videos are cancer, whether they come from youtube or not. If you want quality flashes better suited to quality figures like yourself, you need to fuck off to somewhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2864781 >># I HATE FUN TOO
>> [_] Anon 2864785 >># look man all i wanna do is be able to sit down at the end of the day, come to /f/ and not see the same memey youtube shit spewed everywhere else on the goddamn Internet keep the youtube shit inside /wsg/
>> [_] Anon 2864856 >># That's a pretty toxic way of thinking. There are a million better places to post youtube videos, places where they won't be grainy as shit. Of course, all the hand-wringing and brow-furrowing in the world isn't going to shape up a backwater, obsolete board like /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2864889 >># >pronounce meme maymay instead of maym >probably use an hard G for gif >probably has a facebook account
>> [_] Anon 2864900 >># >maym Nigger are you serious

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[_] Anon 2859811
>> [_] Anon 2859913 tony soprano would be proud

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[_] fuck you john you cunt Anon 2839662 fuck you john you cunt
>> [_] motherfucker 2839708 motherfucker smells shit around here ...fuck youuuuuuu. It must be your mama...slut
>> [_] Anon 2839723 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVD JlY all i got to say to this

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[_] Anon 2837619 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2837649 w-wut
>> [_] Anon 2837651 >># why do nips add the -uh after every word
>> [_] Anon 2837659 >># because they think it's cute
>> [_] Anon 2837669 >># The native Japanese writing system is a syllabary where nearly every syllable consists of a consonant followed by a vowel. The exception is there is a single character that represents an 'n' or 'm' sound. If a word doesn't end in that 'n'/'m', it must end in a vowel.
>> [_] Anon 2837680 >># Because their spoken language is based on a restricted syllabary rather than the concept of distinct consonants independent from vowels, and with few exceptions, their syllable construction is limited to a consonant+vowel format. The idea of a word ending in a vowel (other than "n") is irreconcilable with their very phonetics, and therefore a vowel is appended to trailing consonants to "complete" the syllable; often and "e" or "u" depending on what vowel naturally forms when a consonant is formed in the mouth during final exhalation. That said, we do a similar thing in English when we go through the alphabet. When we want to indicate "b" or "c" or "t", we don't smack our lips together, hiss, and then click our tongues off our top teeth without vibrating our vocal cords to add long "e" to the end. If you grew up in the midwest or the south, you may sometimes add and "uh" or "ah" to otherwise one-syllable words that end in "r" or "s". Young english speakers tend to add a long e to any word that doesn't end in a vowel, with or without parent encouraging "baby talk", think mommY, daddY, doggY, fishY, blankY. This starts, no surprise, as babies start to work out the fundamentals of combining meaningless syllables into meaningful words.
>> [_] Anon 2837697 >># thanks mr englsh
>> [_] Anon 2837706 >># I should clarify, because >2837669's post uses the word "syllabary" in a slightly different context; that the issue is with spoken Japanese, and not written Japanese. A "syllabary" traditionally refers to a *writing* system that divides words into syllables rather than consonants and vowels. I don't know of word for the *spoken* equivalent of this *written* distinction, other to say that in Japanese, phonemes are combined into Morae units that are not quite the same as syllables... it doesn't help that the Japanese term for this is モーラ. To say however, that a spoken language does what it does due to it's written structure is kind of silly though; putting the cart before the horse as if writing is developed or acquired before speech, which is neither the case for individuals nor the culture at large. Granted over time writing can influence spoken language, but this is not a "chicken or the egg" scenario, we know that spoken Japanese came first.
>> [_] Anon 2837715 >># While it's true that spoken Japanese came first, it's also true that foreign words imported to Japan are often filtered through the Japanese alphabet first (katakana, a slightly different version used for foreign words but it's more or less the same,) rather than being read directly from the source language, meaning that the words are compressed into the restricted syllabary. This means that even if the speaker would have had no trouble pronouncing the word as in the original language, if they haven't actually heard the word in its native context before they'll probably just pronounce it as indicated by what they're reading.
>> [_] Three 2837724 Beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2837730 >># I disagree. One simply has to look at how the Japanese pronounce English profanity to see that this is a phonetic issue, not a written parsing loss. The Japanese don't live in a vacuum, connect to America and the rest of the world solely though textual means. The overly dramatic exuberance with which native Japanese speakers try to imitate English expletives show that they are picking the words up from movies, television, and music, not written English, and yet we still lol at their engrish "WA ZA FAKKU!?", "FOKINGA SHITTU", and "BE-EMA-DABAYU SEVENA SERIESU NIGGA!"
>> [_] Anon 2837755 >># Ducks are necrophiliacs, cannibals, and rapists with corkscrew penises.
>> [_] Anon 2837764 >># And they wouldn't have it any other way. For they are the only creatures who perceive reality truly.

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[_] Anon 2829147
>> [_] Anon 2829151 where you guys find this kind of stuff haha

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[_] Anon 2818220 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818292 DUCKUS
>> [_] Anon 2818315 grorious ducksu ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2818351 >># rori us duck sue?