File: Xian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 3274778 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3274813 never noticed the soft subtitles before
>> [_] Anon 3274862 >># Is there a button to turn them off?
>> [_] Anon 3274891 >># Yes, but you have to go to China to press it. It also launches nuclear missiles.
>> [_] Anon 3274897 >># i'll tell my chinese friend right away
>> [_] Anon 3274901 I fucking love this song.
>> [_] Anon 3274963 Bring me some pepe version !
>> [_] Anon 3274965 >># awaiting godk

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Loop)
[_] Anon 2910040 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2910136 Joke's on you, I like this song now.
>> [_] Anon 2910146 Truly beauty at it finest comrade :^).

File: They eat dogs.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2891394
>> [_] Anon 2891451 my dog was eaten today :(
>> [_] Anon 2891469 >swfh264 >shittier quality than the "original" based subs, though
>> [_] Anon 2891493 >># Isn't it just the Koreans that eat dogs? This is in Japanese.
>> [_] Anon 2891496 >># It's Vietnamese, retard.
>> [_] Anon 2891497 >># This is chinese you dumb shit

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Xiao maymay never gets old Anon 2888705 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2888757 I have started to actually like this.
>> [_] Anon 2888759 >># >implying you didn't fall in love with it (and her) the moment you heard it.
>> [_] Anon 2888879 my new alarm tone
>> [_] Anon 2888886 >karaoke version fantastic

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Loop)
[_] Anon 2885644
>> [_] Anon 2885672 good shit. you should impose some new hanzi over the pixelated crap behind it though, would appreciate it

File: 纤夫的爱尹相杰;于文华.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2878701

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Loop)
[_] Anon 2872532
>> [_] Anon 2872542 >># Legend and a half.

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] Anon 2871481 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2871524 My pleb ears can't tell, but if the first guy's voice is unedited that's fucking amazing. Underappreciated post/10
>> [_] Anon 2871533 >># considering this gets posted like every 2 days, it's not underappreciated. just gotten boring. however i like the song so, there's that.
>> [_] Anon 2871609 Hmm having seen this so many times on /f/ that main guy keeps throwing me back to the guy which played the character Foreskin in the Young & Dangerous Franchise, might be wrong thou

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2867727
>> [_] Anon 2867738 I actually enjoyed this
>> [_] Anon 2867746 My favorite /f/ maymay.
>> [_] Anon 2867768 le xiao may may
>> [_] Anornamoose 2867825 >># le epic xiao maymay XDXDXD i fully endorse this to be a thing on /f/ now

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] First time i ever xiao'd Anon 2860775
>> [_] Anon 2860811 >># same
>> [_] Anon 2860814 This romanji is impossible to pronounce. Fuck Chinese.

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] Anon 2855831

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] 4 u joe Anon 2851985 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2852046 > 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2852053 love u guis >lov joe
>> [_] Anon 2852060 i need a karaoke version
>> [_] Anon 2852092 >implying someone named joe would steal my xiao mei mei im not okay with this
>> [_] Anon 2852094 go suck peruvian cock, stephen
>> [_] Anon 2852098 thank 4 hte subs
>> [_] Anon 2852114 There's no way that the horn shown in the beginning frames is actually making those noises. what the fuck is the true instrument? The world's tiniest bagpipe?

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] Anon 2850227
>> [_] Anon 2850229 funny seeking forward/backward with arrow keys doesn't work with this one
>> [_] Anon 2850263 >># shut up and start pulling that boat so you can go bang your sister after you have moved her for X miles.
>> [_] Anon 2850290 >Qian fu de ai why the fuck would you change the name from the original Chinese

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2849046 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2849050 now that we have lyrics I request karaoke version
>> [_] Anon 2849052 >># I'll work on it.
>> [_] Anon 2849055 I have listened to this song in full everyday for the past 2 weeks.
>> [_] Anon 2849078 is there a translation?
>> [_] Anon 2849091 >># yeah. google it.
>> [_] Anon 2849093 I started panicking for a second when there wasn't a single chinese boat song thread
>> [_] Dick Hertz 2849135 these preloaders are shit because now i can't prevent flashes from looping, or even pause them
>> [_] Anon 2849159 >># Sister, brother, you go ashore boat head Enenaiai tow rope swing yo head brother your sister boat to go ashore Enenaiai tow rope swing yo sister my brother you first walk in the boat ashore love us love us in tow rope swing on the swing yo yo you step by Koushou ah beg only hope nothing else took my sister's hand go side by side with you oh wow .. oh .. oh .. oh .. oh.
>> [_] Anon 2849163 >># i did exactly this, first result: 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 小妹妹我坐船头哥哥你在岸上走 我俩的情我俩的爱 在纤绳上荡悠悠荡悠悠 你一步一叩首啊没有别的乞求 只盼拉着我妹妹的手哇 跟你并肩走噢..噢..噢..噢..噢. 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 小妹妹我坐船头哥哥你在岸上走 我俩的情我俩的爱 在纤绳上荡悠悠荡悠悠 你汗水洒一路啊泪水在我心里流 只盼日头它落西山沟哇 让你亲个够噢..噢..噢..噢..噢. 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 小妹妹我坐船头哥哥你在岸上走 我俩的情我俩的爱 在纤绳上荡悠悠荡悠悠 你汗水洒一路啊泪水在我心里流 只盼日头它落西山沟哇 让你亲个够噢..噢..噢..噢..噢. 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠 妹妹你坐船头哥哥在岸上走 恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠
>> [_] Anon 2849170 >># I will never understand how can people prefer to read that over latin alphabet.
>> [_] Anon 2849171 >># Muh culture, muh history, muh national pride, etc.
>> [_] Anon 2849174 >># english is your first language, meaning the latin alphabet is your first written language, that's why you're so used to it likewise, people raised in china are used to the chinese language and symbols. now you understand.
>> [_] Anon 2849180 >># I think that's it's pretty clear and the Latin alphabet is infinitely more clear than the Chinese alphabet. I never went to school in China but I bet children there spend way more time just practicing their alphabet just to understand the basics when compared to children learning Latin-derived languages. Look at those characters - so many lines and so much information so densely packaged together. Compare that shit to "r" or "u" or any English letter for that matter. Also the language is harder to speak. English might have dumb rules but inflection is key in Chinese. That's messed up.
>> [_] Anon 2849187 >># Name of song?
>> [_] Anon 2849202 >># >># I guess to advertise their shit better. I'd imagine they didn't have too much paper or ink back then and had to keep shit tight, and they don't have enough space now to advertise. > writing the Eastern Jew Also, > weaboos Luckily for us, English is the language of business.
>> [_] Anon 2849204 >># Shit, I spelled weeaboo incorrectly. Sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2849206 >preloaders
>> [_] Anon 2849217 >># >># please get a trip preloader fag so i can filter you
>> [_] Anon 2849228 >># Chinese goy here, I'm no native speaker but I'll give it a shot. From what I can tell: My little Sister, sitting in the boat, your brother will tow the boat for you. (repeats repeats) >>girl [I am the] Litter sister, I am sitting in the boat. Brother, I can see you on the shore pulling me, it's hard work. I can tell your love is helping me, I will prepare this food for you. You are on the shoreside pulling me. I know it's a bother but I know you're pulling because you love me. I give you this [basket? prepared food? Lunchbox or some shit?] so you can grow stronger [taller?]. And that's when I couldn't take it any more. Basically, a vaguely creepy song about incest, although it could also be "little sister" is an endearing term and not necessarily in reference to blood relation. Also, their accents are really really fucking thick, it's like the english equivalent of trying to decipher Scots english. Again, I'm not a native Chinese speaker.
>> [_] Anon 2849234 Chinese alphabet is the only way to make written Chinese understandable. Don't you know the "shi shi shi" poem? There are so many homonyms in this language, it's impossible to understand it without a context.
>> [_] Anon 2849239 Also Chinese characters are not like hieroglyphs or some shit. Each character is consisted of simple keys (like 月, 心 or 田). The total amount of them is not very much bigger than the number of letters in English alphabet. Take 見 for example. It means "see". On the top you see the key 目 (eye), and on the bottom – 儿 (human, legs). It's not that difficult, come on!

File: Qian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2846817 Can I request a hooded version? It's the only thing this meme lacks of. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2846886 It actually sounds decent when mixed right, whoudda thunk it? When I saw the male sign before the karaoke, knowing what day it was, I got understandably frightened
>> [_] Anon 2846907 >># here's a mix-over, OP >implying there's not a hood on everything
>> [_] Anon 2846909 >># OOPS forgot the link, have this http://get.swfchan.org/7433/DMXiao.swf.h tml

File: 纤夫的爱尹相杰;于文华.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Porn)
[_] Sexy Hunk Blows Hard Load Anon 2846539 Not a chinese porn. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2846541 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzoifYX lsc
>> [_] Anon 2846593 >posts flash with loader fagit, there is no need for that
>> [_] Anon 2846658 >># EVERY time I see that loader, I click out. Fuck that, debasing the Autistic Arts.
>> [_] Anon 2846692 >># >># The guy 'putting a loader" on it, is also rescaling the flashes and providing them with better compression, or flat-out better-rendered versions. Bitch more about better content, it's what /f/ does best.

File: 纤夫的爱尹相杰;于文华.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2846185 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2846189 Dank mei mei song, breh.
>> [_] Anon 2846273 >># well meme'd
>> [_] Anon 2846283 This is pretty enjoyable after all the max volume and troll stuff. saved
>> [_] Anon 2846286 why the fuck would you add a preloader? babys first code?
>> [_] Anon 2846304 this (somewhat new) format requires the whole video to load before playback can start
>> [_] Anon 2846311 Are we starting to hate it now? I'm actually very happy that I can learn the lyrics to this now.
>> [_] Anon 2846314 >># so it would run more fluently?
>> [_] Anon 2846318 >># its a fucking VIDEO
>> [_] Anon 2846319 Can we do an /f/ sings to this song?
>> [_] Anon 2846328 can somebody explain the meaning of that loader? Did some new swf-creating software come out, or something?
>> [_] Anon 2846345 >># no, its babys first code
>> [_] Anon 2846367 >tfw no xiao mei mei to pull boat for

File: 纤夫的爱尹相杰;于文华.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2845768

File: Xian fu de ai.swf-(8.74 MB, 1280x807, Other)
[_] Anon 2844760 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2844898 >># oh shit not this
>> [_] Anon 2844976 >tfw no xiao mei mei to pull boat for
>> [_] Anon 2845021 >># ;_;