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>> Anonymous 22sep2016(th)10:56 No.39279 OP P1
[G] This wasn't fucking worth it. Guide later.
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>> Anonymous 22sep2016(th)14:52 No.39282 A P2R1
works from start to finish
>> Anonymous 22sep2016(th)17:08 No.39284 B P3R2
you're right.
>> Anonymous 23sep2016(fr)03:51 No.39292 C P4R3
Appreciate it man, even if its not the sequel any of us wanted
>> Anonymous 23sep2016(fr)04:46 No.39294 D P5R4
Well I got to the end of the game, has some halfway fappable shit, too bad it's unplayable
without hacks (it's tedious enough hacked). It is nice at the end stage you can fuck any elf type
you want with any hair/face combo you want as many times as you want. Kinda shitty you don't get
to fuck the fembot twice.
>> Anonymous 24sep2016(sa)03:10 No.39333 E P6R5
>>39294
How did you get past the stage with the dude getting sucked off?
>> Anonymous 24sep2016(sa)05:33 No.39336 F P7R6
Ugh god, you can tell this guy didn't have any proof of concept testers, this is absolute garbage
compared to SIMSEH 1
>> Anonymous 24sep2016(sa)07:10 No.39339 G P8R7
hacked version when
>> Anonymous 25sep2016(su)02:32 No.39365 D P9R8
>>39333
After that go to the ships computer and talk to it, then go to the ork reading just below the
entrance to your ship (I might be mixing up the order).
>> Anonymous 29sep2016(th)21:12 No.39510 H P10R9
>>39292
or deserved
>> Anonymous 30sep2016(fr)06:16 No.39520 I P11R10
What are the controls in this piece of shit game
WASD works, but nothing else that I can notice
>> Anonymous 13oct2016(th)05:55 No.39946 J P12R11
It increasingly appears SIMSEH 1 was an accidental success by a shit programer
>> Gran Autisimo 13oct2016(th)11:58 No.39953 K P13R12
cancer
>> Anonymous 30oct2016(su)02:02 No.40551 L P14R13
I know there will be a guide later but I want to put one out now just because of how horseshit
this game can be.
So once your past all the cutscene stuff you will start in the ship, jump down and enter the
second door at the bottom. Run to the right and pick up a keycard and go back out. Move to the
door left of the one you came out of. Activate the computers in that room, there will be 3 with
one on the second row and two on the top row, head out once thats done. Enter the last door on
the right side and take the elevator, once thats done go right to the vine and take it. Jump down
the platforms in the next room and go to the right side at the bottom and talk with the dude
kneeling then go back up and take the vine back. Once back you will go down on the right side and
take the staircase that goes down (it will be next to a greenguy) once at the next stage just
jump to the left and jump down to the left-side platform and interact with the pink robot, then
jump into the abyss to respawn back at the ship. Return to the keeling guy and talk with him, he
should fuck off and let you pass. Run
pass the next two screens moving to the right then once you reach the tower jump up twice and
interact with the wall. Jump down and go to the right-most column and jump up, pref to not sex up
the elf on the second platform but do so if she is a bother. Sex up the elf giving the dude a bj
and then return to the greendude village, if you kept the elf around you can get fucked up by her
to respawn back at your ship. Talk with the greendude at the top right side of the village twice,
then go down to thhe bottom left side and talk with the greendude boss, he should bounce off
somewhere with his bros and you need to return to your ship. Head back to the computer room and
interact with the bottom computer, then head out again. Once past the room where kneelguy was
going to the right keep going till you see a platform above you, jump up and deal with the elf.
There will be a top platform above you with a wall dividing it, jump to the platform that is on
the right side of the divide and
take the vine. You will find a bunch of grill, interact with the second one and break it then
enter it. move to the middle of the room and jump up and interact with the computer, then move up
to the next stage. Keep going up till you cant no more, the bitch from the intro scene is here
and you can fuck her but your here for different reasons. Move right till you find...cake? take
it then interact with the wall next to the cake to return to the main room of the ship. Go back
to greenguy village and interact with the greenguy back near the stairs you went down for
kneeling guy, greenguy will smash his fat face into the cake and you need to head back to
kneelguys room. once there go left instead of right and hug the left wall till you get to the
bottom, then interact with the wall. keep going left then up then right to a wall with a crack,
interact with it then Henshi should fuck the wall(?) and break it. Once in the temple room move
to the right side (there will be and elf, just
ignore her) and go up, interact with the colorful wall, then get shit on by the elf you left.
Once back on the ship return to the computer room and interact with the top two computers then
return to the colorful wall, the wall will disappear and you can go forward. Once in the next
stage talk with big bitch and she should get knock out, you can fuck her then if you want but
when thats done head back to the last room and get fucked up by the elf (again). Return to
greenguy village and back down the staircase, go back to the pink robot and interact with it,
then commit suicide by jump down a cliff. Once your back on the ship go to the elevator room but
head left to the new room thats open for you, pink bot should be right of you in that room, talk
with her then fuck her till she has an explosive orgasm. You have completed the game at that
point and now have computers in the computer room that can let you customize the three elves you
can fuck (Queen elf top, Normal elf middle, That
midget elf bottom). If you want to actually get a game complete then find pink bot in the middle
platform in the computer room and talk with her twice, then enter the machine, you will get
cutscenes and officially "win".
All in all this is not even CLOSE to the first game in terms of mechanics and story driven
actions. Sure the first one had some huge bullshit with it (Jerk off next to a plant to get a
fairy to show up....WTF?!?!?!?) but it was not a interact-fest like this one, literally clicking
on everything till you get somewhere is not fun in anyway.
>> Anonymous 2nov2016(we)03:53 No.40618 OP P15R14
>>40551
Thanks for doing a guide. My tubes died the morning after I did this hack. I totally forgot I
even posted this, hell I forgot it even existed. Anyway fuck this trash.
