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[_] 9/1 Suicide Dennis Seyfried Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:27:17 No.3143731
It's about the same time of the day as last thursday when he started his last thread. Maybe
someone who talked to him will read this and can give us more information about where we can find
his body.
> Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/3141480/
http://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/4971/3420959
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:33:14 No.3143735
>>3143731
Well fuck, that's genuinely sad. I hope he's happier not existing at the very least.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:47:21 No.3143744
>>3143731
if somebody talked to him I'm sure he'd write it in the thread and from the thread it looks like
nobody could make the call
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:51:09 No.3143748
http://swfchan.net/35/P5R4OJ6.shtml
link for non-conformists
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:52:12 No.3143749
>>3143731
Stop giving this kid attention.
Literally all you're doing is showing others that we'll give them attention if they kill
themselves.
All you're doing up there on your moral highground is glorifying suicide. Showing these kids that
all they need to do to be famous is publicly kill themselves.
If I could sage this shit, I would.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:57:57 No.3143751
>>3143749
but thats the point: Make the world a better place by being an hero.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:01:12 No.3143752
>>3143731
>http://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/4971/3420959
The Dortmund Police Department is looking for Dennis Seyfried, who went missing on the 1.9 in
Dortmund-Hombruch.
The young man has called his Mother one last time on the 1.9 with his telephone. He has left a
suicide note in his Apartment at the Grotenbachstraße (streetname). It is safe to assume, that he
has left his house with suicidal intentions.
He is being described as: around 178 cm tall, obese (they actually used a very polite word to say
it, lol), wears glasses. He is assumed to wear black trousers, dark jersy and a Tshirt in black
or white. The Blond Hair seen on the attached Photograph in a ponytail, have been shaved off.
Therefore he is probably bald or has very short hair.
He might be in his prefered Forestarea ("der Bolmke", "der Bittermark" or "Rombergpark"). He
often took walks at those areas.
If you have any information on this matter, please contact us via following telephone number:
0231 - 132 7441
-
German is my native language and I post here sometimes, this is a translation of the policereport.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:02:18 No.3143753
>>3143749
>If I could sage this shit, I would.
you can always sage anon
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:03:10 No.3143754
>>3143752
lol i read Forestarea as fedora for some reason
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:04:57 No.3143756
>>3143752
why would he shave his hair? that seems really strange
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:05:42 No.3143757
>>3143731
He was quite cute. I'm sure he could have found a girl. What a waste.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:08:53 No.3143760
>>3143731
>yfw he is the one who sang over anime music
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:10:36 No.3143762
>>3143760
The we_lo_rin German anon?
Damn
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:16:36 No.3143766
>>3143754
>for some reason
>obese
>glasses
>ponytail
Your brain was just making intuitive leaps
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:20:56 No.3143767
>>3143760
>obese
>ponytail
>is working as an announcer of sorts
>clearly a weeb, since he came to /f/
it all makes sense, I am scared
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:30:22 No.3143768
>>3143762
but he made and posted soft_crush after dennis' thread
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:31:08 No.3143770
>>3143731
Saddest news today
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:36:26 No.3143772
>>3143731
fucker might not even be dead
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:37:20 No.3143773
We (his friends) mounted a search party today and couldn't find him.
The FB profile links in the other thread were totally fake, he had no profile.
We're assuming he's dead by now.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)18:45:53 No.3143777
>>3143760
>>3143767
I am not sure what is worse, being seen as suicidal or as a fedoralord.
>>3143752
This is me btw, besides I posted videos 4 and 3 days ago (see: Maebbie).
>>3143773
hopefully you will find him. By the off chance he is still alive, teach him not to be such an
attention whore on /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:30:02 No.3143787
Dicks out for Seyfried.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:37:47 No.3143789
He's still missing; maybe he faked his death so he could go fight the power.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:55:33 No.3143796
>>3143789
doing the impossible
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:14:19 No.3143801
>>3143731
he wanted to kill himself, and he got the courage to do it.
im glad for him.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:15:59 No.3143802
>>3143749
>being talked about on /f/ in a few threads is the same as being famous
all are eventually forgotten in the endless sands of time
being famous is a worthless thing
why would a dead man care who remembers him when he himself can care about nothing
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:19:06 No.3143803
>>3143801
>courage
nail_into_head.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:21:28 No.3143805
>>3143802
remember you die three times:
1) when your brain has no activity
2) when you are put into the ground or whatever else ceremony there is
3) when your name is last recalled
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:21:50 No.3143806
>>3143803
try to kill yourself,
try to fight the natural instinct of survival.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:22:32 No.3143808
Anyway I hope he died peacefully or eventually comes back and finds a happy path.
I have a friend who has been depressed as fuck for a long time and honestly after spending lots
of time with that "friend" I can understand why people kill themselves.
This world has alot of good in it but also alot of bad.
The potential exists for every outcome. All my pity to those forced down the path of misery and
never find a way out or those who end up there through mistakes of their own.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:26:12 No.3143810
>>3143805
So when people recall your name you come back to life as a ghost or something?
or the universe knows when the last time will be so until then u get to live as a ghost?
no, that sounds dumb.
You die once and then you reincarnate.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:28:14 No.3143812
>>3143806
it's easy as shit to die and youre a pathetic loser to think otherwise.
living on in tough times is what really is brave.
i have no sympathy for egocentric people that pity themselves when they don't even live in a 3rd
world country and just off themselves without thinking about how it will make the people around
them feel (and often clean up the mess).
>>3143810
it's just a saying meant to make you think
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:29:14 No.3143813
fuck you e-celeb thread
noobs
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:29:22 No.3143814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRzlha-tZS4
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:30:44 No.3143815
>>3143812
>and youre a pathetic loser to think otherwise
i take that back, came on way too strong there after reading my own post. it's still easy as shit
to waste the biggest gift of them all compared to deal with reality.
thinking someone is "brave" for killing themselves is just a bad thing to put out there for
suicidal people to read.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:33:43 No.3143816
>>3143815
>thinking someone is "brave" for killing themselves is just a bad thing to put out there for
suicidal people to read.
he is already dead, he is not going to kill himself again.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:37:39 No.3143817
>>3143816
dude he will die the second time when he is being lowered and even after that he still has 1
death before him.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:38:17 No.3143818
>>3143812
misery is misery
you can have a nice room, live in a safe area and have lots of financial support for whatever you
wanna do. That doesn't mean you'll be happy.
Mental issues, social issues, hikki syndrome.
Suffering is suffering.
Some of the poorest people I know are also the happiest people I have ever seen.
Some of the richest people I know are utterly miserable wrecks who hate living and want out.
I bet you anything theres plenty of rich guys who would trade places with the happy poor guy or
trade wealth for love they've lost.
also fuck 3rd worlders
is it the fault of 1st worlders that they're dumber and couldn't build nice societies and
couldn't make life easier for their descendants?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:42:44 No.3143822
>>3143816
>>3143818
it's not about him anymore, he is dead
saying a pathetic loser is "brave" for killing himself will just make other pathetic losers think
it's ok to do it. it's not fucking ok, it's the coward's solution to a problem he is not man
enough to handle.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)20:47:23 No.3143825
>>3143814
3 months without hope, 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without air.
he was not dead by the time they turned around.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)21:04:57 No.3143832
>>3143825
I've gone without hope for 26 months now,
How much longer do I have Doc?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)21:10:24 No.3143836
>>3143832
a Wizard is not bound by regular limitations
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)21:16:50 No.3143839
>>3143836
T... Thanks Doc...
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)21:28:46 No.3143842
>>3143839
it's what i'm here for. don't forget to take the daily dose.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)21:55:30 No.3143850
>>3143822
Normalfags? On my /f/? It's more likely than you think.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:11:02 No.3143856
>>3143850
more like "below20fags". calling suicide bravery seems like something you'd do if you are the
spontaneous type that react according to what you think other people believe to be "good". the
kind quick to jump on an opinion without thinking it through.
it's like these people trying to comfort a clearly ugly person on facebook, because "oh look how
good i am". in reality they just make the person feel worse, or mislead her/him.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:15:43 No.3143861
>>3143856
I wasn't the one calling them brave for the record. But it's pretty damn difficult to follow
through with offing yourself, hence why many recommend doing it while under the influence.
You do have to have a large manifestation of willpower to do so, or at least inhibit your
surivival instincts in some way. Telling someone to just "man up brah xD, b yourself" is about as
normalfag as lauding someone on a facebook wall who offed themself for their bravery.
Read some Schopenhauer or something. Anti-natalism isn't as far-fetched as your normalfag
possesed mind would believe.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:20:15 No.3143863
thank you for the song Dennis I've been listening to it alot
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:21:30 No.3143865
>>3143731
F
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:26:00 No.3143866
what a cunt, too fucking weak, if you are planning to go down, do it like a hero and take a
assault rifle and take down as many fuckers you can until you are shoot dead.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:34:10 No.3143871
>>3143866
why do you retards keep posting things like that, he lived in Germany, how is he supposed to get
assault rifle
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)22:35:49 No.3143873
>>3143871
like most people just smugle one from those baltic states, they have a good stockpile of heavy
weaponry accesible for people
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)23:37:14 No.3143901
>>3143735
He's not happier, because he's no more
>> [_] Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)23:56:04 No.3143910
>>3143901
maybe not existing at all, for him, is better then existing in mostly sadness.
RIP anon, thanks for reminding all of us here the sanctity of human life. Hopefully the people
who were abusing you on the previous thread for being a fake attention whore learnt a lesson.
Shitposting isnt worth it if it costs someones life. We are all humans, in a struggle called life
together.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)00:27:05 No.3143929
>>3143731
>where we can find his body
>implying that wasn't a major troll job
>> [_] Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)00:29:28 No.3143932
>>3143802
>why would a dead man care who remembers him when he himself can care about nothing
Damn, that's deep. I want that on my headstone when I finally croak.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)00:38:23 No.3143939
>>3143910
>Shitposting isnt worth it if it costs someones life.
HELLO, REDDIT
>> [_] Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)00:38:37 No.3143940
>tfw not suicidal yet.
When I feel like life's not worth living anymore, I'm going to sell everything, grab my passport,
and travel around.
Maybe visit some real shitholes, and I'll see if I live or die.
