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[_] high definition table building Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)20:46:32 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)21:53:22 No.

  >bread and circus
  >on demand
  >satisfactory amount of control for most consumers

>> [_] Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)23:59:23 No.

  i don't take advice from people who dress like it's the 1800s and look like they drink craft
  beers.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:00:32 No.

  >>3167168

  i mean if being a man is dressing like that and spending your time on the internet trying to
  invalidate other people's enjoyment of things because of your self-proclaimed authority on what
  can be enjoyed, then please cut off my dick right now.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:15:59 No.

  So, what I'm taking from this was this faggot just got ass-raped on COD and needs to whine. "If I
  don't understand something or am bad at it, of course it holds no true value!" He cries to the
  rooftops, clutching his butthole as he screetches. But alas, no one heeds his calls, leaving him
  alone to build his tables in solitude whilst others get drunk with friends and snipe each other
  in the balls.... truly a poetic world we live in.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:17:57 No.

  I did a transcript of this, use it as you like.

  Entertainmentisforkids.Adultsaren'tallowedtoexperiencejoybydoingactivitiesintheirspa
  retime.Videogamesareforlittlekids!Whyareadultsplayingvideogames?Mybrotherinlawbought
  mykidsaBatmangameforChristmas;theycan'tplayit,it'sforadultsonly.Batman?!WhenIwasalit
  tlekid,wewatchedBatmanonTVbecausewewantedtobetoughandfightbadguys.Nowyou'rethirty-tw
  oandyou'resittingthere"I'mBatman.I'mSuperman,lookatmeIcanfly!LookatmyWolverineshirt!
  "Hehasclaws,youreadcomicbooks?Thatisforpeoplewhoarespecial.Intheolddaysyoulivedinthe
  basementbecauseyouwerementallyhandicapped.Whenwesaw12yearoldsplayingStarWarsplayingw
  ith9yearoldswewent"poorbastard,Iguesshe'llbelivingwithhismommyforever."Nowthat'scool
  .Nowyouwanttoargueaboutit.Nowguysareonlinewiththeirheadsetsyellingat12yearoldssaying
  "ComebackoutIwanttokillyou!"withmynerddrawinggunand
  you're a nerd drawing too.

  Hey adult males, hey Dads. You're supposed to know stuff. You're supposed to know how things
  works. You're supposed to know how to fix a fridge. You're supposed to be building a table or
  something. Yes we watch TV sometimes, yes we indulge ourselves in movies. Sometimes we even read
  fiction. I don't read fiction but I get that sometimes you do that. That happens occasionally,
  that's a vice, it should be discouraged. It's not something to be proud of, you don't go "I'm a
  watch TVer, get out of here! There's a bomb threat at my watch TV conference." What the fuck! Put
  down the console you grown man baby! It's embarrassing.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:22:18 No.

  Get out your Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

  >I was only nine years old
  >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels
  >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me
  >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life"
  >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male
  >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin
  >I called him a manbaby
  >He slaps me and sends me to my room
  >I am crying now, because my face hurts
  >I go into my bed, which I built myself
  >I feel a warmth moving towards me
  >I fell something touch me
  >It's Gavin
  >I am so happy
  >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!"
  >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
  >I'm ready
  >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin
  >He penetrates my butthole
  >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin
  >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
  >I push against his force
  >I want to please Gavin
  >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
  >My dad walks in
  >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something,
  put down the console you grown manbaby!"
  >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it
  Gavin is love, Gavin is life.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:23:28 No.

  >I am embarrassed, so you should be too

  sounds like a guy who doesnt appreciate art

  or really anything except fixing fridges?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:25:25 No.

  >How many tables did you build today, /f/? I woke up at dawn and built one before breakfast, then
  I fixed my refrigerator a couple times and knocked out three more by noon. My current long-term
  goal is to be able to build a table in under half an hour. I expect it will be almost a lifetime
  before my dream, the elusive 5-minute-table, will be within my grasp.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)00:26:00 No.

  >be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to
  pay rent
  >30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else.
  >see this guy's video
  >realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable
  >immediately sell all of my consoles and games
  >I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials
  >turn the basement into a table workshop
  >start developing my manhood

  >fast forward 3 days
  >the whole basement is filled with tables
  >walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room
  >the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was
  >the tables are packed in the room

  >month later
  >rent is due
  >try selling my tables
  >most won't fit through the door
  >my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house
  >try getting people to come to my "Table Cave"
  >nobody who was serious about buying shows up
  >parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly

  >3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter
  >I can only build tables
  >think about suicide
  >eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables

  >I'm a ghost
  >haunt Gavin for ruining my life
  >break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night
  >doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly
  >mfw I'm in hell

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)01:25:20 No.

  >>3167179
  Well you saved me the time of listening to his diatribe, as I can read faster than he can talk.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)01:29:39 No.

  >>3167182
  not bad

>> [_] RIP Anon 10/25/16(Tue)01:29:52 No.

  >adults cant into entertainment
  Nice haircut

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)03:06:31 No.

  look at me im faggin mcqueernis hurr hurr hurr durr

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)03:08:39 No.

  >>3167168
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)03:10:21 No.

  >>3167077
  >when u got a penis and u havent built a table in 5 hours.