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[_] Did you poo today, anon? Anon 3460674 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3460691 >Actually, your body is bad at pooping. >Buy product to fix this problem.
>> [_] Anon 3460694 I use one of these things and and I still have much difficulty pooping.
>> [_] Anon 3460696 >># its less your body and more your posture
>> [_] Anon 3460700 >># >Yes, millions of years humans have pooped with bad posture. >Now buy product.
>> [_] Anon 3460702 >># I mean it's possible, just because something wont kill you doesn't mean it can't be bad and can't be ingrained into a species
>> [_] Anon 3460717 >># think about it for a while though, how "bad" can it be?
>> [_] Anon 3460736 >># Well most people sit in a fucked up sitting position leaning forward, so i'd say it could be the difference between shaving smoothly and shaving roughly or something
>> [_] Anon 3460739 >># not really since the end result is the same no matter how you sit, the pipes will empty no matter what. meanwhile if you shave roughly the job isn't completely finished.
>> [_] Anon 3460745 >># holy fuck they charge 25 dollars for this shit you can just use a small stool or whatever to achieve the same effect >all puns intended
>> [_] Anon 3460753 >># first: humans shit on the ground for thousands of years now: we sit on chairs which isn't even natural to begin with >I won't buy your product! >let me just get my 3 cups of morning coffee so I can be ready to get into the daily bowl battle! I'd never buy a fucking retarded stool (*badumtiss*) for that too, but I notice leaning heavily forward while shitting and having a harder time everytime I don't. Amerifats would never know though, they just eat crap all day and their shit probably just sprays right out of there all the time.
>> [_] Anon 3460765 >># This
>> [_] Anon 3460767 >># >first: humans shit on the ground for thousands of years good point i guess, now i'm wondering when we started using some kind of toilet (even if it's just a horizontal stick to sit on). we first started having towns around 10 thousand years ago. a lot of cultures still crouch to shit, i've seen japanese or indian toilets that are built for crouching. i still absolutely don't think it matters health-wise what posture you have when you take a dump.
>> [_] Anon 3460769 >># Sat and thought a little deeper about this on the toilet and had an epiphany. Elevating your feet pushes your thighs closer towards your chest, right? As does leaning forward, right? So you can achieve the same effect just by tilting your upper body more towards your knees. The shit will exit at a different angle into the toilet but your colon gets the same "natural" defecation-shape.
>> [_] Anon 3460771 how the fuck do you disable ruffle what a fucking dumpster fire holy shit I just want to watch my flashes on my 2009 MacBook
>> [_] Anon 3460780 >># you are going to have to open them in a new tab

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[_] Plop, plop, baby Anon 3399617
>> [_] Anon 3399618 Squatting is actually quite useful when on the can
>> [_] Anon 3399621 unironically squatting to poop feels much better. i want a squatty potty now.
>> [_] Anon 3399671 >># >># I dunno, I feel like I'm putting way too much weight on the toilet and I'm afraid it'll break under my ass
>> [_] Anon 3399678 >># it won't and if it does you should die anyway you morbidely obese cunt
>> [_] Anon 3399684 at first i thought it was some weird furfag shit. But this sounds interesting, probably the first time an advertisement ever got me to directly go out and actually buy something.
>> [_] Anon 3399688 >># >he doesn't have das beer boot and das horn yet get on my level pleb
>> [_] Anon 3399691 disturbing that he most likely made a lot of normie money from this video
>> [_] Anon 3399692 wait it's an ad? quit before i even realized it
>> [_] Anon 3399696 it's a remix of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO 43Q and there are more oh god there are more
>> [_] Anon 3399708 This thing actually works, no joke

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[_] Good night, /f/. I'm gonna leave you with this Anon 3251270
>> [_] Anon 3251273 Hope you get nightmares tbqh.

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[_] best poop of your life Anon 3134647 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3134652 I wanna know if that shit ever actually worked.
>> [_] Anon 3134670 >># squatting to shit? Not really. It might help if you're at risk of hemorrhoids, but if you don't already have a problem it won't do much.
>> [_] Anon 3134770 >># Yeah, grab a wastebasket and use it to prop your legs up one time. It's the natural way the bowels are shaped, so they all end up all neatly in a line and it works smoother.
>> [_] Anon 3134771 >># if you have problems with shitting and not everything ends up out (especially if you're a fat fuck) this might actually help but be aware not to break the fucking toilet with your weight since you're not supporting your weight with your legs anymore while using it

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[_] summer is late Anon 3117146
>> [_] Anon 3117221 OH FUCK YES THIS IS THE SHIT KILL ME NOW UUUUGH

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[_] This unicorn changed the way I poop! Anon 2995261
>> [_] Anon 2995304 >OP's colon is open, ready for battle. >As expected.
>> [_] Anon 2995386 >The Best Poop In your Life

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[_] Anon 2987308
>> [_] Anon 2987314 My colon is ready for battle.
>> [_] Anon 2987322 This is stupid, just put a cardboard box in front of your toilet or even just lean forward, the effect is the same, you don't need this gimmicky overpriced crap
>> [_] Anon 2987326 >># go back to sitting dick sucker
>> [_] Anon 2987334 >># >using a knockoff squatty potty cheap pleb.
>> [_] Anon 2987340 >hour 5 into squatty potty >has not eaten for a while >please help me....
>> [_] Anon 2987411 So fucking reddit tier
>> [_] Anon 2987438 Is it bad that this goes through my head everytime I take a dump?
>> [_] Anon 2987461 Higher resolution version where?
>> [_] Anon 2987463 >># FFS, just search Squatty Potty you lazy bastard.
>> [_] Anon 2987466 I applaud whatever ballsy marketing team came up with this shit
>> [_] Anon 2987468 >33$ for a piece of plastic oy vey

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[_] Anon 2977608
>> [_] Anon 2977612 I'm convinced
>> [_] Anon 2977618 I use a bidet seat and a small stool to elevate my feet. My bowel movements are heavenly.
>> [_] Anon 2977620 >># >using a knockoff squatty potty cheap pleb.
>> [_] Anon 2977627 >># OP's Colon is ready for battle Is Your Colon Battle Ready Anon ?
>> [_] Anon 2977636 Hoooooooo;that's why /fit/ like to squat so much,i get it now.
>> [_] Anon 2977685 Are you aware of the fact that we are the only beings that don't have self cleaning sphincters?
>> [_] Anon 2977703 >># I'm pretty sure lots of species don't have self-cleaning sphincters. Horses, yes. Not every being. Octopi don't, for one.
>> [_] Anon 2977704 >># they're in water. doesn't really matter.
>> [_] Anon 2977713 >># no, /fit/ likes to squat so much because some fat manlet from texas calls you a pussy if you don't

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[_] Anon 2975214 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2975253 KEK
>> [_] Anon 2975387 I know 7 languages but I find I lack the vocabulary to properly express how I feel after watching this. So I think I will just say 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
>> [_] Anon 2975400 Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO 43Q Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iplXILXT 9CE
>> [_] Anon 2975405 Is anon's colon ready for battle ?
>> [_] Anon 2975418 fucking kekd omfg
>> [_] Anon 2975420 >Westerners build a chair designed for shitting into. >Poor third-world countries squat over a hole and bury it. >Turns out the third-world countries were the smart ones.
>> [_] Anonymoose 2975435 I regret converting this to flash. It haunts me in my sleep now...

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[_] Dylan Guptill89 2974171 http://www.dylanguptill.com/ Buy them at my website!
>> [_] Anon 2974180 >># I'm glad you name yourself. That way I know to avoid clicking on your flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2974190 >># Nice stealing fucktard fuck your autistic shit >># It's a good video but he's fucking stealing it
>> [_] Anon 2974232 >># >Nice stealing fucktard lmao
>> [_] Dylan Guptill89 2974245 >># RAGE
>> [_] Anon 2974270 >># >Damn I want to defend myself but I can't think of an insult >I know! I'll be obnoxious and use a one word generic response so it'll look like I'm trolling
>> [_] Dylan Guptill89 2974309 >># RAGE MORE

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[_] Anon 2972623
>> [_] Anon 2972648 this is my kind of fetish
>> [_] Anon 2972654 Why the fuck would anyone pay $33 for a glorified footstool?

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[_] Kill Yourself 2969431 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2969526 Jesus fuck
>> [_] Anon 2969552 >># is this a real thing? like for real
>> [_] Anon 2969554 >># Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iplXILXT 9CE It's for 25 bucks for one squatty potty
>> [_] Anon 2969555 >># Wrong one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO 43Q&feature=youtu.be
>> [_] Anon 2969562 >># Them Trips http://www.squattypotty.com/#order-now it's 33 bucks
>> [_] Anon 2969566 >># Does it attach to the bowl?
>> [_] Anon 2969568 >># It's just a stool you put under your feet. That's it.
>> [_] Anon 2969569 >># well i'll be apperently this is a thing
>> [_] Anon 2969575 >># Jesus Christ...
>> [_] Anon 2969578 >># >># >># Behind the scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l7MXfYW ahU He doesn't sound the same. Fucking white people and their sick shit.
>> [_] Anon 2969581 >My colon is open, ready for battle!
>> [_] Anon 2969590 I just bought one. Now I am truly ready for battle.
>> [_] Anon 2969592 >># Better make a flash of you using it bro.
>> [_] Anon 2969593 This is mesmerizing
>> [_] Anon 2969598 Damn you 2 girls 1 cup horror!
>> [_] Anon 2969600 >># Good enough jack sparrow, though if used in the real ad would of been sued the pants off by Disney no doubt.
>> [_] Anon 2969601 >sitting on the toilet I bet everyone in this thread does this...plebs master race hoverer here. i've never spent more than 15 seconds pooping in my life, get on my level. or just buy some shitty stool
>> [_] Anon 2969603 >># Hey Shaq lover Get the fuck out. >>>/trash/
>> [_] Anon 2969604 >># DESIGNATED
>> [_] Anon 2969608 >># you sound upset
>> [_] Anon 2969613 ITT: butthurt plebs who can't shit ice cream.
>> [_] Anon 2969614 >># That wasn't even me though I did post earlier in the thread.
>> [_] Anon 2969616 >># Mystic unicorn pls go
>> [_] Anon 2969623 >># what the hell are you talking about? bunch of fucking autists today
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2969626 Remember, this item (squatty pottie) was pitched on shark tank. And it got picked up.
>> [_] Anon 2969632 >># that's nice. how much are you getting paid to advertise it here?
>> [_] Anon 2969634 >># Cuban gave me 100 dollars and some left over Chinese food.
>> [_] Anon 2969639 >># shit, that's a good deal. i probably would have done it just for the leftovers
>> [_] Anon 2969653 Squatting while pooping really is good for you tho, something about relaxing more muscles.
>> [_] Anon 2969657 Shit, now I want to buy one.
>> [_] Anon 2969677 It's true. It's time we stop using the porcelain jew.
>> [_] Anon 2969691 great now its stuck in my head >squatty potty! the best poop of your life! the best poop of your life!

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[_] Anonymoose 2967090 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymoose 2967093 Let the games begin...
>> [_] Anon 2967095 Noo! 2G1C Why!!
>> [_] Anon 2967155 >Your colon is ready for battle I think this guy is on to something.
>> [_] Anon 2967220 >># EAT DA POO-POO!!!