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[_] Did you poo today, anon? Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)22:02:51 No.3460674
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)08:35:48 No.3460691
>Actually, your body is bad at pooping.
>Buy product to fix this problem.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)10:35:55 No.3460694
I use one of these things and and I still have much difficulty pooping.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)10:38:24 No.3460696
>>3460691
its less your body and more your posture
>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)11:03:04 No.3460700
>>3460696
>Yes, millions of years humans have pooped with bad posture.
>Now buy product.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)11:04:29 No.3460702
>>3460700
I mean it's possible, just because something wont kill you doesn't mean it can't be bad and can't
be ingrained into a species
>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)16:49:18 No.3460717
>>3460702
think about it for a while though, how "bad" can it be?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)02:32:44 No.3460736
>>3460717
Well most people sit in a fucked up sitting position leaning forward, so i'd say it could be the
difference between shaving smoothly and shaving roughly
or something
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)04:11:49 No.3460739
>>3460736
not really since the end result is the same no matter how you sit, the pipes will empty no matter
what. meanwhile if you shave roughly the job isn't completely finished.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)05:48:39 No.3460745
>>3460674
holy fuck they charge 25 dollars for this shit
you can just use a small stool or whatever to achieve the same effect
>all puns intended
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)11:57:21 No.3460753
>>3460739
first: humans shit on the ground for thousands of years
now: we sit on chairs which isn't even natural to begin with
>I won't buy your product!
>let me just get my 3 cups of morning coffee so I can be ready to get into the daily bowl battle!
I'd never buy a fucking retarded stool (*badumtiss*) for that too, but I notice leaning heavily
forward while shitting and having a harder time everytime I don't.
Amerifats would never know though, they just eat crap all day and their shit probably just sprays
right out of there all the time.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:11:42 No.3460765
>>3460745
This
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)20:22:33 No.3460767
>>3460753
>first: humans shit on the ground for thousands of years
good point i guess, now i'm wondering when we started using some kind of toilet (even if it's
just a horizontal stick to sit on). we first started having towns around 10 thousand years ago.
a lot of cultures still crouch to shit, i've seen japanese or indian toilets that are built for
crouching. i still absolutely don't think it matters health-wise what posture you have when you
take a dump.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)20:41:04 No.3460769
>>3460767
Sat and thought a little deeper about this on the toilet and had an epiphany. Elevating your feet
pushes your thighs closer towards your chest, right? As does leaning forward, right? So you can
achieve the same effect just by tilting your upper body more towards your knees. The shit will
exit at a different angle into the toilet but your colon gets the same "natural" defecation-shape.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)21:59:32 No.3460771
how the fuck do you disable ruffle
what a fucking dumpster fire holy shit
I just want to watch my flashes on my 2009 MacBook
>> [_] Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)06:11:55 No.3460780
>>3460771
you are going to have to open them in a new tab
