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The Usual Mr Nordon.swf
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[QA9M06P]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3503109
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/1 -2024 12:56:18 Ended: 6/1 -2024 12:56:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] !kurwaRB7YU 3503109


[S309Y7I]!!! https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3461060/windows-just-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/3 -2021 18:46:43 Ended: 3/3 -2021 22:42:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 60
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] Anon 3461060 Windows just force-uninstalled the ActiveX version of flash on my computer. >Update for Removal of Adobe Flash Player for Windows 10 Version 1809 for x64-based systems (KB4577586) >Successfully installed on 2021-03-01 No heads-up, no option to say no. Why do they do this to us? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3461067 >># I wouldn't be surprised if each update on windows comes with a flash kill switch
>> [_] Anon 3461069 >># >Windows 10 What? Did you think you were in control of something there, OP? Your windows system is property of Microsoft Inc.
>> [_] Anon 3461072 install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 3461075 Anybody know how to hack ActiveX back? Adobe's ActiveX installers refuses to work on Windows 10, saying that Windows Update will take care of it. Adobe had over 3 years to end flash gracefully but they really failed at that.
>> [_] Anon 3461076 >># movie sauce never ever
>> [_] Anon 3461077 >># as usual, Mr Anon
>> [_] Anon 3461099 >This update cannot be uninstalled Thanks Windows! I was afraid I'd do that by accident.
>> [_] Anon 3461105 >># Just a guess, as I don't touch winshit 10... Have you tried running the installer in compatibility mode for windows 7?
>> [_] Anon 3461107 >># stop automatic updates. use gpedit and manually disable the service in services manager. why did you not do this when you first got the computer. updates do nothing for you.
>> [_] Anon 3461109 >># i'm still using an older version of flash from apparently right before the killswitch. i've been totally unaffected.
>> [_] Anon 3461120 >># You gave me a little hope but no, that didn't work. I wonder what needs to be hex edited in the installer to remove the operating system check.
>> [_] Anon 3461126 >># I would love to know how to do this
>> [_] Anon 3461127 >># >Why do they do this to us? They actively hate flash. >># >>Windows 10 Also this. Win 10 is slavery. simply install flash 8 trial on your system and you get a perpetual SWF player with it to use forever. Download the SWF file and play locally.
>> [_] Anon 3461128 >># Not him but go to C:\Windows\system32 Find gpedit.msc, right-click and run as Administrator Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Windows Update Right-click "Configure Automatic Updates" and Edit Select Enabled and pick "2 - Notify for download and auto install" >When Windows finds updates that apply to this computer, users will be notified that updates are ready to be downloaded. After going to Windows Update, users can download and install any available updates. Hm, I guess this will just make windows nag you forever to install its updates. Not sure if you will be allowed to say no to an update? Maybe >># would enlighten us what gpedit setting he is talking about. After reading his post again he is probably just talking about shutting down the Win Update service, which doesn't have anything to do with gpedit as far as I know (derp). Run C:\Windows\system32\services.msc as Administrator Right-click Windows Update and pick Properties Set startup type to Disabled. Hm, it was set to Manual for me, which means windows starts this somewhere else? Check in C:\Windows\system32\taskschd.msc (as Administrator) Task Scheduler Library > Microsoft > Windows > WindowsUpdate I had a "Scheduled Start" task here that starts the windows update service. It only has a "one time" trigger at 23:49 today so I guess windows update deletes this task and creates a new one every time it runs? Confusing.
>> [_] Anon 3461129 >># anon what the fuck too much text for my dumb ass
>> [_] Anon 3461130 >># >simply install flash 8 trial on your system and you get a perpetual SWF player with it to use forever. Download the SWF file and play locally. Why would you do that when you can just use Adobe's free flash projector instead? The benefit of having the ActiveX flash plugin was to be able to use Media Player Classic to play flash files with a seekbar so you can jump around in the swf file and/or see how much of the animation that is left. It was the best flash player and Windows Update took it away.
>> [_] Anon 3461131 >># you made me kek out loud, thanks for that
>> [_] Anon 3461133 >># >The benefit of having the ActiveX flash plugin was to be able to use Media Player Classic to play flash files with a seekbar so you can jump around in the swf file and/or see how much of the animation that is left. It was the best flash player and Windows Update took it away. I did not know about this. > to use Media Player Classic to play flash files I remember doing that in MPC on XP. one SWF file biked my sound LOL. >Adobe's free flash projector instead? Teach me sanpai !
>> [_] Anon 3461134 >># Not much to teach, you go here: https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplaye r/debug_downloads.html Download flashplayer_32_sa.exe and use it to open swf files.
>> [_] Anon 3461137 >># WHO CAN IT BE NOW
>> [_] Anon 3461138 >># Thanks is there a problem with the method I use to view flash?
>> [_] Anon 3461139 Download flashpoint, it'll have all the old versions of flash. Open one of their flash versions to open all flash files. I haven't seen win10 force uninstall that yet for me.
>> [_] Anon 3461140 >># if your "flash 8 trial perpetual swf player" works it works, but adobe's final flash projector supports more flash features and have more security patches. probably not that many swf files that make use of those newer features so chances are you'll never run across a flash file your older player won't be able to play. >># need the ActiveX plugin to use the best flash player (media player classic)
>> [_] Anon 3461141 >># >newer features so chances are you'll never run across a flash file your older player won't be able to play. Ehm I did come across some files here like 1% that where bugged in the 8 version however once I used your method they are playable. Any other good advice?
>> [_] Anon 3461145 >># Not that I can think of. But I will mention that Windows Update also removed C:\Windows\SysWOW64\FlashPlayerApp.exe when it removed the ActiveX version of flash, which is used by Adobe's flash projector for global settings. So it also broke a piece of the projector.
>> [_] Anon 3461147 >># >But I will mention that Windows Update also removed C:\Windows\SysWOW64\FlashPlayerApp.exe when it removed the ActiveX version of flash, which is used by Adobe's flash projector for global settings. So it also broke a piece of the projector. Interesting I'm on windows 7 any suggestions how to play flash in MPC ?
>> [_] Anon 3461148 >># >Why do they do this to us? It's called non-free software for a reason man.
>> [_] Anon 3461149 >># You should be able to just run flashplayer_32_ax_debug.exe and install the ActiveX plugin, then install K-Lite Codec pack, which includes Media Player Classic: http://www.codecguide.com/download_kl.htm Adobe's last non-timebombed 32.0.0.371 installers can be found here: http://web.archive.org/web/2020060508232 8/https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplay er/debug_downloads.html
>> [_] Anon 3461151 >># > not disabling auto update as first thing after you reinstall the Windows
>> [_] Anon 3461152 >># >># >"why are my computer fans always running at max???"
>> [_] Anon 3461153 >># Thanks for the heads up! I just disabled that particular update with the "Show or hide updates" troubleshooter.
>> [_] Anon 3461156 >># >># >># >># *laughs in Linux Proprietary software is an injustice, you reap what you sow using an OS that owns you.
>> [_] Anon 3461158 >># Does you precious Linux even have any programs that uses the ActiveX plugin lololol.
>> [_] Anon 3461164 >># is it okay to install linux and use windows on virtual machine? It doesn't suck too much of the computer?
>> [_] Anon 3461165 >># I've heard good things about running Windows via KVM, but I haven't done it personally so take that with a grain of salt.
>> [_] Anon 3461170 I only boot to my Win 10 for some games, but I go back to my cozy Linux when I actually want to do anything else., like browse /f/. It sucks that these big tech companies think all their users are stupid and aren't won't be allowed to install things like flash, since "I know more than you. We are geek squad people. You are lard tards. I never heard of flash, so it must be bad (maybe it's russian hack software?) so let's just ban it." I swear 4chan will soon be a relic of the past like flash. The internet, and essentially all of society, is being slowly taken over communist-style by elites who want to control you, and all their followers who want to feel superior to you. Who knows. The internet might go from billions of websites to a few huge ones (It's already happening, but forced on you like the flash delema). I mean, if you are allowed to make a website, you might be wanting to spread misinformation or viruses. Windows will more and more become a stripped-down android-type interface, and you won't be allowed to do anything else but click the game or "app" you want to run. Any game they decide to cancel because it's not woke enough will be automatically deleted. So all this stuff is fleeting and you should enjoy it while you can.
>> [_] Anon 3461178 >># sorry for not going into detail earlier. yeah i use configure automatic updates- enabled - 2 along with remove access to all windows update features - enabled that way it doesnt nag you even if windows update service starts up somehow I also fully disable windows update service like you mentioned.
>> [_] Anon 3461181 I'm glad I disabled wuauserv a long time ago.
>> [_] Anon 3461183 >># >># >*laughs in Linux >Proprietary software is an injustice, you reap what you sow using an OS that owns you. Basically this, the idea why people like linux and GPL is because it RESPECTS us. If you use proprietary shit you are on the mercy of the corporation owning it. What the corporation gives the corporation can take away. >># >Does you precious Linux even have any programs that uses the ActiveX plugin lololol. Not that I know (others can correct me if it can be installed into wine thereby running on even 2021 linuxes LOL XD LOL). However this death of flash should be a lesson to all of you. The corporation who owns flash now Adobe wants it dead. This would not be happening if flash was GPL or a CC0/BSD standard. No one could kill flash like this. This thread is about how win10 also decided to kill flash for you. This should make you think further then "this new tech has this shiny thing in it". This should make you rethink your ideology of sucking corporate shit because the corporation sprinkled some sugar on its shit. This brings me back to linux and why people love it linux RESPECTS ME so I respect it back corporate shit does not respect you like you can see today. There are incidents like this in the linux world however linux """""fragmentation""""" is the best thing ever For example Canonical the corporation making ubuntu linux decided to install spyware in its OS. People jumped shit and made a new fork of the ubuntu code named linux mint and switched from ubuntu (or did go to a different distro of linux). Literally practically everything is the same in mint only there is no spyware from canonical Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP8CNp-v ksc There are other stories like this like openoffice.org who was developed by oracle decided to start shit, people forked the code and created libreoffice Now libreoffice is the default and I think even oracle abandoned maintaining openoffice.org This is why alternatives are important
>> [_] Anon 3461184 >># The truth is spoken ! The internet of old is disappearing! ### this post was saved for the future
>> [_] Anon 3461194 >># https://archive.org/details/dmbb46801 apparently it's this?
>> [_] Anon 3461195 >># I should specify - i think this is the source, since there is a guy in the movie called Nordon
>> [_] Anon 3461197 Has anyone made a non-browser front-end for /f/ yet? You know just a GUI to grab and open files in the offline player.
>> [_] Anon 3461199 >># flash is proprietary too but i agree. nobody should be using windows especially these days.
>> [_] Anon 3461200 >># >I only boot to my Win 10 for some games, but I go back to my cozy Linux when I actually want to do anything There are still ways in Win10 but agreed, Win10 is rapidly moving into the "consume-but-don't-produce" mindset. My Win10 is all entertainment, my Linux server is all work. >It sucks that these big tech companies think all their users are stupid Treating the end user as a money poop tube has always been the end-game. Shovelware goes in, money shits out. >I swear 4chan will soon be a relic of the past like flash. 4chan of today is nothing like it was 2012-2016. Witness the flash in the pan that was Anon vs. CoS, now it's all SJW bullshit. >The internet, and essentially all of society, is being slowly taken over communist-style by elites who want to control you, and all their followers who want to feel superior to you. That already happened, people were too busy staring at their selfies to notice. >Who knows. The internet might go from billions of websites to a few huge ones It's already happened. The "early Internet" aka pre-2000 websites was a vast frontier that anyone could claim, and it was filled with all kinds of folks and websites. Now it's "what can you make with our rented hosting tools". > I mean, if you are allowed to make a website, you might be wanting to spread misinformation or viruses. We are in the early phase of a cultural attack designed to shred the fabric of society. It's unfortunately working, so far. >Windows will more and more become a stripped-down android-type interface Any time you see "Store" built-into software, it's always "the company store". Dwell on this. >Any game they decide to cancel because it's not woke enough will be automatically deleted. Probably soon. I would not be surprised if we see this in about 2 years or less, unless trajectory changes. >So all this stuff is fleeting and you should enjoy it while you can. I am. And be sure to webscrape it too, before they are FORCED to take it down.
>> [_] Anon 3461201 >># >># The soundtrack sounds like Boards of Canada, but I'm not certain.
>> [_] Anon 3461202 >># >install gentoo Install Alpine and get on with life. >># >They actively hate flash. Because of the security holes; most folks here are too young to remember the embarrassment of security that was Windows XP, and how Gates (who was still Prez at the time) took a giant internal shit on the entire company via email about how bad security was at MickeySoft, and how it was making them a laughingstock of the industry. The company did a huge pivot internally and started to clean up the shitstorm they had put down over the past decade, closing up all the loose ends in their code. It took them nearly a decade, but by Win7 most of the most glaring deficiencies were coded out/around, and since then ANYTHING that was an embarrassment to them was promptly given a biblical-style stomping to kill it off. Flash happened to make that short list, since they took up the process of force-patching it, but that didn't stem the tide of security holes, so they simply put a bullet in its head. ActiveX is a mid-90's technology zombie that MS created and is desperately trying to kill at every turn. Again, most of 4chan is too young to remember "Exploder.ocx", an early pre-2000 ActiveX control that when run in IE as unsigned code, literally issued a system shutdown to your computer; visiting a website TURNS YOUR COMPUTER OFF. Embarrassing shit like that is why code signing became "a thing" at MS. The fact that you are relying on Active X is a bad, bad sign; just suck it up with a non-standard browser like palemoon that still supports the old plugin framework, and accept that this is the only real way you can make flash-in-browser still work. (I don't care that it is Palemoon, it's an example, point is use something that isn't active kill for flash and just get on with life)
>> [_] Anon 3461203 >># Confirmed, the catch phrase is 9m20s into the track.
>> [_] Anon 3461204 >># >No heads-up, no option to say no. The lifestyle you ordered is no longer in stock.
>> [_] Anon 3461205 >># >Anybody know how to hack ActiveX back? Don't, just don't. See >>#
>> [_] Anon 3461206 >># >Does you precious Linux even have any programs that uses the ActiveX plugin lololol. ActiveX is shit. "Let's make it so you can download a chunk of native x86 binary code and execute it using your browser as the framework" was the thought. What could possibly go wrong...
>> [_] Anon 3461207 >># >So all this stuff is fleeting and you should enjoy it while you can. Made me think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mli6jXt NBQ
>> [_] Anon 3461208 >># >ActiveX MS does not understand how to use a VM or simply close off and visualize.
>> [_] Anon 3461209 >># >What could possibly go wrong... That MS is to retarded to understand how to setup a VM or virtualization layer. >of native x86 binary code There is literally nothing wrong with this. Not in the way you are thinking.
>> [_] Anon 3461210 >># >># System-level partitioning on 32-bit x86 platforms didn't exist at the time ActiveX was released, literally. Yes, placing it in a VM or container, or some other method of sandboxing would make sense 20 years later; but ActiveX appeared around the time of Win95/98, about 8-10 years too soon to benefit from this.
>> [_] Anon 3461211 >># >but ActiveX appeared around the time of Win95/98 And it was impossible to make it on XP and 7 how exactly? My XP machine was capable of having full blown VMs in it I think the same is true for 95. Sure it will not allow you to have full blown rendering of graphics in the VM however it will work.
>> [_] Anon 3461213 >># >I think the same is true for 95 (facepalm) Yes, you can run VMs on XP, using modern hardware; I used VMWare on XP for several years to spin up dev images. The point I was making is AT THE TIME ALL THIS SHIT CAME OUT the support wasn't there, yet. >1995: Windows 95 appears. >1996: ActiveX support in IE 3 appears. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ActiveX#Hi story It's a re-badge of COM/OLE shit, but that's tech so old no-one remembers it. It's also insecure; hence this: https://webdevelopmenthistory.com/1996-m icrosoft-activates-the-internet-with-acti vex-jscript/ Scroll down to "The User Experience". Microsoft realizes they fucked up royally and backtrack, see end of 2nd paragraph: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ActiveX#Hi story Here we see the sudden genesis and advent of code signing at Microsoft, not as active protection, but as an afterthought to prevent unsigned code from running, aka "don't download random programs and run them in your browser". >1999: VMWare shows first virtualization product for x86 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_o f_virtualization_development#Year_1999 >2005/2006: Intel and AMD come out with hardware-level support for virtualization https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X86_virtua lization#Hardware-assisted_virtualization I'm not denying it's possible to do what you are saying, I'm just saying AT THE TIME THIS ALL CAME OUT, sandboxing ActiveX into a VM didn't exist for Windows.
>> [_] Anon 3461214 >># Turns out it's this: https://soundcloud.com/tennysonmusic/the -usual-mr-nordin
>> [_] Anon 3461217 >># >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ActiveX#H istory From the article >this contrasts with the sandboxing already used in Java at the time.[11] I'm saying that MS is retarded, fucks up and then is lazy and tries to solve it by throwing dog shit at the fire. At this point in 2021 ActiveX is secure by obscurity/obsolescence. The most retarded part of ActiveX was using low level shit in a web language. Its almost as retarded as making x86 assembly for the web. Keep pushing to these registers baby. Oh and never in my life on XP did ActiveX fuck over my PC or anything.


[KALYVCR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3409427
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2019 14:32:33 Ended: 23/11 -2019 18:28:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] Anon 3409427 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3409541 Asked for source but found it myself. Too bad I'm too retarded to search for a 60 seconds before asking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGSWByz _SI
>> [_] Anon 3409578 >># I never found the source of the fucking samples. Who is Mr. Nordin?
>> [_] Anon 3409582 >># it's from one of these 8138 videos https://archive.org/details/prelinger if you watch the youtube video you can see at 2:39 the woman saying a line but it's faded and can't see properly to be able at least trying to reverse image search it


[ZATU1R1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3230209
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/3 -2017 18:23:39 Ended: 1/4 -2017 00:41:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Other)
[_] Anon 3230209
>> [_] Anon 3230250 Pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGSWByz _SI Before it gets friggin asked.
>> [_] Anon 3230260 >># hopefully everyone should know how to reize their window at this point
>> [_] Anon 3230290 Okay, but does anyone have any idea what the sample Tennyson used is from? Sounds like an episode of Twilight Zone or something similar?


[TXCFIMT]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3225789
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/3 -2017 06:16:27 Ended: 18/3 -2017 10:30:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Other)
[_] Anon 3225789
>> [_] Anon 3225813 This is actually pretty excellent
>> [_] Anon 3225815 I like the Boards of Canada sound it has.
>> [_] Anon 3225837 >># >Songname is The Usual Mr Nordin >Filename is The Usual Mr Nordon wut?


[B7RSNLW]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3186083/posting-only-t…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/12 -2016 13:51:03 Ended: 7/12 -2016 23:12:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] Anon 3186083 Posting only the chillest tunes to keep you company through the night. This is your host Anon comming at you live on /f/m Radio. Unfortunately I ran in to a snag, delaying the delivery of this latest tunes. But what's important is that it's hear now for your listening pleasure. This will be my final broadcast for the night. I hope you enjoyed our little program. Hopefully we'll be able to do it again soon, but I can't say for certain. Up next for our final broadcast of the night, The Usual Mr Norman This is your host Anon on our very own /f/m Radio, signing out. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3186207 breddy gud
>> [_] Anon 3186214 reminds me of Boards of Canada
>> [_] Anon 3186219 >># why non /f/lash Radio?


[T3DC23R]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3016097/time-to-feel
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/2 -2016 22:05:54 Ended: 7/2 -2016 03:33:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] !kurwaRB7YU 3016097 Time to feel. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3016140 Anyone have any clue on where the voice is sampled from?
>> [_] Anon 3016147 the gif doesn't fit the mood but it's good as a bg music
>> [_] !kurwaRB7YU 3016167 >># https://soundcloud.com/tennysonmusic/the -usual-mr-nordin You can ask the creator yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3016168 good shit
>> [_] Anon 3016193 another boc wannabe.
>> [_] Anon 3016222 >># >boc Blue Oyster Cult? They're not even close.
>> [_] Anon 3016260 >># boards of canada
>> [_] Anon 3016279 >># It's not that bad.


[GKIG7B9]F http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2997129/im-back-fuckbo…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/1 -2016 07:38:34 Ended: 12/1 -2016 09:08:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The Usual Mr Nordon.swf-(8.23 MB, 768x432, Loop)
[_] Im back fuckboys Anonymoose 2997129 Im back after a 2 year delay fuckboys I have collected quite the gems musically wise over the past couple of years on /f/ and I just wanted to give back a little by uploading some gems I have found over the past couple of years with some Mark Ferrari gifs. https://soundcloud.com/tennysonmusic/the -usual-mr-nordin Here are links for other uploads http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24002 66/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24003 84/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24023 59/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24047 56/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24057 24/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24109 78/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24120 77/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24135 46/ http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/24154 97/
>> [_] Anon 2997136 This is great anon, thanks for the upload and list. I always save the best loops and music here too.
>> [_] Anon 2997187 Thanks, OP.



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